If it had been a double-decker bus, you could have used the Ironic tag.

But his girlfriend's in a coma.

toddalmighty: But his girlfriend's in a coma.

He knows it's serious.

I guess there are worse things in life than never being someone's sweetie.

Different Morrissey... don't Panic.

Was it a ten-ton truck?

To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

Why didn't they back up and finish the job? Then it could be a hero tag.

bobbette: Was it a ten-ton truck?

Some trucks are bigger than others.
/Did I find that funny because I'm doing percocet?

Will the hospital put liquid meat in his IV? 'Cos it'd be really cool if they did.

benlonghair: Why didn't they back up and finish the job? Then it could be a hero tag.


Why do you have such animosity for director Paul Morrissey?

John Buck 41: Will the hospital put liquid meat in his IV? 'Cos it'd be really cool if they did.


Interesting. I didn't realize that director Paul Morrissey was a vegetarian.

Is the truck OK?

RodneyToady: Different Morrissey... don't Panic.

Ah, so it is. Disregard my 'liquid meat in an IV' post. (unless this guy's an irrational veg, too)

Goddammit, you had me excited for a second

I know it's over...for Morrissey.

You're gonna miss him when he's gone.

ArturoBandini: benlonghair: Why didn't they back up and finish the job? Then it could be a hero tag.


Why do you have such animosity for director Paul Morrissey?

You've apparently never sat through any of his movies.

ArturoBandini: Why do you have such animosity for director Paul Morrissey?

Heh, maybe I sould RTFA before posting.

I thought it was the annoying Morrissey.

/I think subby set a trap for me.

"He hurt me with that truck. Did I mention that I cried?"

benlonghair: ArturoBandini: Why do you have such animosity for director Paul Morrissey?

Heh, maybe I sould RTFA before posting.

I thought it was the annoying Morrissey.

/I think subby set a trap for me.

Yeah, since it was posted in Music and not Showbiz, seems like subby played us but good.

"I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean,
how can you tell? " Andy Warhol.

some how fitting since most people Didn't read the article.

I like how the picture had nothing to do with the story...

To die by Morrissey's side, well the pleasure, the privilege, would've been mine! One of the more beautifully devotional, borderline stalker songs EVAR!!!

John Buck 41: Yeah, since it was posted in Music and not Showbiz, seems like subby played us but good.

Eh, I don't even look at that, it's either red or green.

/I shall have my revenge, subby.

benlonghair

John Buck 41: Yeah, since it was posted in Music and not Showbiz, seems like subby played us but good.

Eh, I don't even look at that, it's either red or green.

/I shall have my revenge, subby.

Wonderful; it's bad enough I've gotten all the Oasis, White Stripes, and Kills fans mad at me in the past week, but now it's spread to the whole music tab. Though I will say the last time I ticked off Morrissey fans was with this submission; I bookmarked it on April 1 and posted it April 3. It was quite enjoyable.

/Steven Patrick Morrissey fan

Last night I dreamt that somebody got hit my a truck. No hope, but no harm just another false alarm.

generalDisdain: If it had been a double-decker bus, you could have used the Ironic tag.

hehehe I came here to say this

bingo the psych-o: Is the truck OK?

Ah, there it is. My heartiest laugh of the day.

John Buck 41: benlonghair: ArturoBandini: Why do you have such animosity for director Paul Morrissey?

Heh, maybe I sould RTFA before posting.

I thought it was the annoying Morrissey.

/I think subby set a trap for me.

Yeah, since it was posted in Music and not Showbiz, seems like subby played us but good.

It's in the showbiz tab as well. IT'S A TRAP!

Glad he's okay, since Keats and Yeats are on my side, and Wilde is on his.

I heard the truck driver initially denied hitting him, but then he changed his plea.

//to guilty

rotsky: I guess there are worse things in life than never being someone's sweetie.

my first thought as well

this truck will drag you down

/it was really nothing

The English Major: benlonghair

John Buck 41: Yeah, since it was posted in Music and not Showbiz, seems like subby played us but good.

Eh, I don't even look at that, it's either red or green.

/I shall have my revenge, subby.

Wonderful; it's bad enough I've gotten all the Oasis, White Stripes, and Kills fans mad at me in the past week, but now it's spread to the whole music tab. Though I will say the last time I ticked off Morrissey fans was with this submission; I bookmarked it on April 1 and posted it April 3. It was quite enjoyable.

/Steven Patrick Morrissey fan

Meh, I'm not mad. It's not like you hacked on anyone or anything I care about.

John Buck 41

Meh, I'm not mad. It's not like you hacked on anyone or anything I care about.

You and me, we're just trying to bring some enjoyment and entertainment into others' lives; after all, the world is full of crashing bores.

The English Major: John Buck 41

Meh, I'm not mad. It's not like you hacked on anyone or anything I care about.

You and me, we're just trying to bring some enjoyment and entertainment into others' lives; after all, the world is full of crashing bores.

Damn. Is that what we're doing?

bobbette: Was it a ten-ton truck?

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Eh, I know him, and he cannot sing.

/that's nothing, you should hear him play piano

good thing it wasn't a double-decker bus.

/yikes.

John Buck 41: RodneyToady: Different Morrissey... don't Panic.

Ah, so it is. Disregard my 'liquid meat in an IV' post. (unless this guy's an irrational veg, too)

Wow. What's the story there, dude, someone rape your sister with a Boca™ sausage or something?

semiotix: John Buck 41: RodneyToady: Different Morrissey... don't Panic.

Ah, so it is. Disregard my 'liquid meat in an IV' post. (unless this guy's an irrational veg, too)

Wow. What's the story there, dude, someone rape your sister with a Boca™ sausage or something?

I dont know WTF a Boca™ sausage is, but I don't think so. I'm fairly sure both of them would've told me, just like your wife did.

*giggle*

The more you ignore me, the closer I get.


*giggle*

HMMM OK... READ THE FARKING PAGE! IT WAS NOT MORRISSEY FROM THE SMITHS! READ THE FARKING PAGE! DO I NEED TO PULL OUT A TELATYPE! REALY ! READ THE FARKING PAGE! YOU ARE NOT BEING COOL OR CLEAVER YOU JUST LOOK LIKE RERE! IT WAS NOT MORRISSEY FROM THE SMITH! DOSES THIS SHERITE TURN UP TO 11? FARK...... RTFA!

DUMBASS!

DrMcNinja: Goddammit, you had me excited for a second

THIS

/wrong Morrissey

Wow.

So...

/+2 Subby, because I cackled at the comments, having RTFA first.

John Buck 41: benlonghair: ArturoBandini: Why do you have such animosity for director Paul Morrissey?

Heh, maybe I sould RTFA before posting.

I thought it was the annoying Morrissey.

/I think subby set a trap for me.

Yeah, since it was posted in Music and not Showbiz, seems like subby played us but good.

No, careless mods.

Frankly, Mr. Shankly, it was sickening wreck.

So the "real" Morrissey isn't wrapped round the axle of a 16 wheeler? That's a bloody shame right there.