I don't know what cuckholded is, but it doesn't sound too bad, honestly ...

Eight kids? Sheesh... Well I know where there is a woman fresh on the market who certainly puts out.

nacker: Eight kids? Sheesh... Well I know where there is a woman fresh on the market who certainly puts out.

Both pregnancies required medical intervention to make them happen. Something's not quite right with her lady bits and she can't get knocked up the old fashioned way.

So, plow away. At least you won't get her pregnant!

jbuist: Both pregnancies required medical intervention to make them happen. Something's not quite right with her lady bits and she can't get knocked up the old fashioned way.

Dude.

nacker: Dude.

What? It's known that she has polycystic ovary syndrome. If she didn't there wouldn't have been any fertility treatments, no multiples, and no show. Sure, I phrased it a bit cruedly, but I didn't want to get all technical in a Fark thread.

jbuist: nacker: Dude.

What? It's known that she has polycystic ovary syndrome. If she didn't there wouldn't have been any fertility treatments, no multiples, and no show. Sure, I phrased it a bit cruedly, but I didn't want to get all technical in a Fark thread.


No, I was just referring to the "swooshing" sound you might have just heard there.

Now she can get on a show with the octo-mom and they can call it "16 and no peen"

I hope he gets his balls back in the divorce settlement.

/Don't watch the show
//Doesn't like divorce
///Doesn't blame him for trying to get away from her

jbuist:

Both pregnancies required medical intervention to make them happen. Something's not quite right with her lady bits and she can't get knocked up the old fashioned way.

So, plow away. At least you won't get her pregnant!


You, sir have already won the thread. Would like a bag for your internets?

Yay! He's finally escaped from the wrath of the she-beast!

Now all he has to do is pay $45k per month in child support payments for 16 years or so...then he'll be completely free!

Gawd. If it can happen to those two kooky kids, what hope do the rest of us have?

thegod082: I don't know what cuckholded is, but it doesn't sound too bad, honestly ...

She farks around, you put up with it.

BondageFaerie: I hope he gets his balls back in the divorce settlement.


Came to say this. Leaving satisfied. I tried watching one episode, but couldn't hack it.

$10 says they'll work things out by the beginning of next season. They gotta realize the "gravy train" that is their show will stop and they won't be able to support the kids. Unless TLC is desperate enough to continue the show with them as divorce...... wait, that's exactly what they'll do.

The show will be overhauled as "Kate Can't Get a Date Because of Her Eight."

John Minus Nine?

The unfortunate downside to this is... for him... he's broke. He'll get nothing. I'm sure. I bet everything in their high lifestyle and the show is in her name. He be back to working I.T. and browsing Fark.

So now they each get to take turns wrangling eight little kids without the other's help? Brilliant. Just in case each and every one of those brats wasn't gonna wind up farked up enough from lack of individual attention from mommy & daddy, they get to be ropes in tug-of-war involving at least one psycho. I wonder how many of the eight will turn out to meth heads, how many serial killers, and whether any'll be both.

mase_face: Unless TLC is desperate enough to continue the show with them as divorce...... wait, that's exactly what they'll do.

Now Kate gets to write a book about how hard it is being a single mom.

While the kids are home with three nannies and John is drinking himself into oblivion.

I love the fact that they're still going to do the show. Who wouldn't want to watch a couple with eight kids go through a divorce? You might as well show homeless kittens for 30 minutes.

Unixfreak: You, sir have already won the thread. Would like a bag for your internets?

Nope, no need to bag it for this one.

I caught about 3 minutes of the show one time when my wife was watching it. It only took 3 minutes for me to see what a cooz she is. He's a sad sack for putting up with her crap for so long, though.

Jonny.the.Q: The unfortunate downside to this is... for him... he's broke. He'll get nothing. I'm sure. I bet everything in their high lifestyle and the show is in her name. He be back to working I.T. and browsing Fark.


I imagine there's probably a book deal in his future.

/she is pure evil.

Jonny.the.Q: The unfortunate downside to this is... for him... he's broke. He'll get nothing. I'm sure. I bet everything in their high lifestyle and the show is in her name. He be back to working I.T. and browsing Fark.

And he'll probably bless every minute he gets to spend in his bachelor apartment going out with his new friends from having a real job.

Didn't they have a huge show like a year ago or maybe less where they had this big ceremony renewing their vows? It was suppose to be this huge event on TLC and I kept seeing promos everywhere. I see that turned out really well.

In ten or less years they'll probably be doing crossover episodes with Intervention.

I have never watched the show and saw this coming. The media blitz makes it impossible to miss.

//go jon
/eff her and her psychob*tch crap

Wrong_Intentions: So now they each get to take turns wrangling eight little kids without the other's help? Brilliant. Just in case each and every one of those brats wasn't gonna wind up farked up enough from lack of individual attention from mommy & daddy, they get to be ropes in tug-of-war involving at least one psycho. I wonder how many of the eight will turn out to meth heads, how many serial killers, and whether any'll be both.


Serial killers, probably not. Porn actresses and coke fiends, more likely.

I feel really bad for the kids. As they get older and they watch reruns of the show, they're going to know exactly how abused their dad was, and they're going to resent their mom for it.

I try not to get too emotionally involved in this show, but this kinda pisses me off. She didn't even try to save their marriage. Last season, he said he wanted to be done, but she didn't want to stop. She's a world-class attention whore. She loves the spotlight, the book tour, the appearances on Oprah.

Well, biatch, I hope you're happy. When your marriage started to falter, you should have told TLC to GTFO of your lives, contracts be damned. Instead, you kept AWing it up, and now you've ruined your marriage and permanently scarred your kids. Great jorb.

dillenger69: Now she can get on a show with the octo-mom and they can call it "16 and no peen"

*dies laughing*

Jonny.the.Q: He be back to working I.T. and browsing Fark.

...and be the happiest man alive.

Way to go Kate. Money over marriage.

/sheesh.

John and Kate plus hate

Fano: John Minus Nine?

Kate plus 8 minus 1 (plus half of 1's money)

On the plus side, there are all kinds of videos documenting Kate's parenting style, so the custody battle should be long and ugly.

Someone needs to come up with a drinking game for that ASAP.

By the way, color me surprised that this is their Big Announcement.

i get that it was to support their family at first but now that they are in the limelight only one of the parents wants to continue. I say Jon somehow lucks out in the end of whatever happens. This is the kind of TV that is looked back upon a decade later in amazement that they got away with it and they will become as relevant as for the '00s as pokemon was for the '90s

Now it will become two seperate different shows: John andKate plus Eight and John plus Old Couch plus Leftover Pizza minus Money

Does anyone give a fuzzy rat's ass???

From all I saw of her, she was a biatch and was mean as hell to him. I didn't watch much of the show (only what accidentally appeared on the TV because I hadn't shut it off or changed the channel, he just seemed miserable with her. Good for him.

/my ex-wife was a biatch too.

Baron von Trapp: This is the kind of TV that is looked back upon a decade later in amazement that they got away with it and they will become as relevant as for the '00s as pokemon was for the '90s

Unfortunately, since kids are involved this is going to be relevant for some years to come. The kids will be affected by it, and there'll be ample time for "Where Are They Now?" retrospectives at five-year intervals

another middle-aged, bottle blonde with fake titties on the market?
does she drive?

I'm actually a little excited to see which D-list celebrity Kate winds up dating.

Jon should take up a new hobby....like fishing

The only thing I have ever seen from this show was some takes on another show, showing her smacking Emeril over and over with a spoon. That isn't a bit rude and I think it defines her perfectly and that is the only thing I have ever seen.

dillenger69: Now she can get on a show with the octo-mom and they can call it "16 and no peen"
I think the 'Octomom' actually has 14 total, so the title would be more like '22 and Enough of You'.

JerseyTim: I'm actually a little excited to see which D-list celebrity Kate winds up dating.

The smart money's on K-Fed

I still have no idea who they are.

Chariset: JerseyTim: I'm actually a little excited to see which D-list celebrity Kate winds up dating.

The smart money's on K-Fed

Nah, it'll be an athlete. Some cornerback or center fielder.

Chariset: The smart money's on K-Fed

Oh god no. His super sperm will probably get past even her busted reproductive system. That guy could impregnate inanimate objects. I'm terrified of even looking at pictures of him.