Britney Spears has reportedly been offered the starring role of a new film, entitled "The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton." The film will place Spears in her first starring role since the ill-recieved "Crossroads" as Sophia, a time-traveling woman who tragically falls in love with a man imprisoned in a concentration camp."

Ill-recieved, meet ill-conceived.

I doesn't know.

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The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Fuhrer was BUTCH!

Shostie: The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Fuhrer was BUTCH!

Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay!

so someone already used that as a plot for something...

//now i have to start my D&D campaign all over again ..

Sounds like a sequel to Disaster Movie

There is no director attached to the picture.

Gosh, really? I woulda thought Scorsese would be just dying to direct this future classic and multi-Oscar masterpiece of cinema.

As if the people in Nazi concentration camps didn't suffer enough, now they have Britney Spears too?

Those poor souls.

I could see her PLAYING a Nazi... but even that's a stretch...

I've masturbated to all four?

She'd never make a passable Eva Braun.

Paris1127: I could see her PLAYING a Nazi... but even that's a stretch...

Obergruppenführer Spears: "Vee have vays of making you talk..." [breaks into song]

/Yeah, I could see that...

Heh, I thought from the sounds of the headline it would be the movie version of these guys.

/she'd fit right in.

Lionel Mandrake: Paris1127: I could see her PLAYING a Nazi... but even that's a stretch...

Obergruppenführer Spears: "Vee have vays of making you talk..." [breaks into song]

/Yeah, I could see that...

LOL. It would be like Lili Von Shtupp, but she'd think she was playing it straight.

Kusanagi: I've masturbated to all four?

I'm not the only one!

This sounds like the worst idea in human film history. It's right up there with that Jerry Lewis clown concentration camp movie.

The Day the Clown Cried (new window)

"Hit Me, Soldier, One More Time"?

It's not like we need another film about the Holocaust. I mean, how many have there been already? We get it, it was grim. Just move on.

Of course, she's probably guaranteed an Oscar for this.

I vote for the Fail tag as this idea was conceived from a shiat pile of fail that was shipped aboard the fail boat and taken cross country on the fail train.

/flail

Movie? This has musical written all over it.

This is why we can't have nice things, ect..

Das Biggest Loozah?

/you know, weight loss.

Crudbucket: It's not like we need another film about the Holocaust. I mean, how many have there been already? We get it, it was grim. Just move on.

Of course, she's probably guaranteed an Oscar for this.

she would, but time travel plus Nazis isn't a combination that the Oscar committee loves. Odds are, this will join 'Year One', 'Meet Dave', 'Land of the Lost', 'Plan Nine from Outer Space', 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' as one of the worse movies ever.

Hollywood, please, don't cast the following people:

Paris Hilton (personal theory: she's not actually auditioning, she's just paying for her roles)
Brittany Spears
Will Farrell
Eddie Murphy
Heidi and Spencer
Any other asshat who had anything to do with a reality tv show
Lindsey Lohan

Oh, the Jewmanity.

We could make it like the time traveler's wife where she's naked whenever she lands.

Oh for crying out loud. What the fark is wrong with those yo-yo beans out in Hollywood? Nobody wants to see this stupid biatch act, we want to see her with her clothes off before she gets too old and starts to look like the women at the trailer park.

Remake Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. Lip sync the words in German and put subtitles underneath so we don't have to listen to the frigging idiot Spears. Then make her run around in a state of undress the entire movie, getting into provocative situations. It don't matter whether you make her Ilsa or some poor pathetic jewess, just get her clothes the freaking hell off.

What a script thought process may look like

Ron Howard: [emotionally] And it grows, to a powerful, emotional climax when the father has to choose which one of his children will live ... and which one ... will die.

Studio Exec: Pass. [Ron lets out a sigh] What else you got?

Ron: Well, well, there is this one thing. It's about a killer robot driving instructor that travels back in time for some reason.

Executive: I'm listening.

Ron: Okay, okay, well, you see ... this robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives ... or dies.

Executive: Eh.

Ron: His best friend's a talking pie!

Executive: Sold! Howard, you've done it again!

I did GIS for Chappelle's show episode of the player haters punching out hitler and it turned up this oddly appropriate image

Robert1966: "Hit Me, Soldier, One More Time"?

I was thinking:

"Toxic"

/gases.

Did I blink and suddenly get quantum-shifted into a parallel universe where "The Critic" is real? Because that's the only way I can explain this movie.

Bloody William: Did I blink and suddenly get quantum-shifted into a parallel universe where "The Critic" is real? Because that's the only way I can explain this movie.

Ugh, what's next? Dr. Strangelovitz?

MattyFridays: We could make it like the time traveler's wife where she's naked whenever she lands.

Judging from her recent past history of yo yo weight and erratic history that could be A)kinda hot B)chunky or C)caught with a string hanging out of it

What does do Britney Spears, time travel, Nazis and concentration camps have in common?

FTFY, submittard

The Aristocrats

Ext DAY. 1943 Germany: A giant vortex opens next to a Nazi prison camp and out steps SOPHIA. She spies a man standing behind a barbed wire fence. SOPHIA walks over to the fence and speaks to the thin man clawing the wire fence.

Sophia: " I'm on a site seeing tour of Europe and I'm from THE FUTURE."

Eton: "You are so healthy looking"

Sophia: "Oh but look at you, so slim and trim."

Eton: "It is the prison food"

Sophia: " I'd kill for a diet like that, what do I have to do to get in there?"

Eton: " Well ya could convert..."

BOX OFFICE GOLD BABY!

DrMcNinja: I did GIS for Chappelle's show episode of the player haters punching out hitler and it turned up this oddly appropriate image

DrMcNinja: I did GIS for Chappelle's show episode of the player haters punching out hitler and it turned up this oddly appropriate image

Awesome

What are 3 things that have never been in my kitchen???

Will they subtitle this flick "The Lollercaust?"

So it goes.

What does Britney Spears, time travel, Nazis and concentration camps have in common?

how is babby nazi formed?

Great Janitor: Crudbucket: It's not like we need another film about the Holocaust. I mean, how many have there been already? We get it, it was grim. Just move on.

Of course, she's probably guaranteed an Oscar for this.

she would, but time travel plus Nazis isn't a combination that the Oscar committee loves. Odds are, this will join 'Year One', 'Meet Dave', 'Land of the Lost', 'Plan Nine from Outer Space', 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' as one of the worse movies ever.

Hollywood, please, don't cast the following people:

Paris Hilton (personal theory: she's not actually auditioning, she's just paying for her roles)
Brittany Spears
Will Farrell
Eddie Murphy
Heidi and Spencer
Any other asshat who had anything to do with a reality tv show
Lindsey Lohan

Maybe if she plays a mental.

Rev.K: I doesn't know.

over in 2

Well, she's got the shaved head look down, that's for sure.

/window seat

Whamdangler: Britney Spears has reportedly been offered the starring role of a new film, entitled "The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton." The film will place Spears in her first starring role since the ill-recieved "Crossroads" as Sophia, a time-traveling woman who tragically falls in love with a man imprisoned in a concentration camp."

This is either the best film plot since The Day the Clown Cried the worst idea since Waterworld.

Dwight_Yeast:
This is either the best film plot since The Day the Clown Cried the worst idea since Waterworld.

A Waterworld joke? Really? Are you that culturally inept you had to make a Waterworld joke?

Newsflash: Waterworld ended up making money AND to be honest.. not that bad of a movie.

Sounds like a great episode of South Park to me.

Dwight_Yeast: This is either the best film plot since The Day the Clown Cried the worst idea since Waterworld.

If by 'worst' you mean 'best'.