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(Some Amusing Customer Reviews) Asinine Glenn Beck claims his newest book is influenced by Thomas Paine, the same Thomas Paine who supported minimum wage, what we now call Social Security benefits, and was once referred to by Teddy Roosevelt as a 'filthy little atheist.'   (amazon.com) divider line 135
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DblDad [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 07:35:48 PM  
Yo yo yo, the original T. Paine inna house!

 
jake3988 2009-06-21 07:40:28 PM  
Thomas Paine was a very strict atheist and wasn't exactly conservative (for his time).

And of course, what subby said.

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 07:40:50 PM  
I work in a bookstore, and this is easily one of the faster-selling books of the year in the week or two it's been out. The original, OTOH, not so much. Beck may claim his book to be bi or non-partisan, but claiming it's influenced by Thomas Paine is at best extraordinarily ill-informed and at worst a slippery attempt at revisionism. Paine's book was important not because of the message, American revolutionaries agreed with him, he just put their sentiments into excellent prose and quotable lines that the lay people could read. The ones who couldn't read listened to excerpts from the book and memorized the zingers and jabs directed at the British. The forward in my copy mentions that before the revolution, roughly 3,000,000 colonials were literate, and the pamphlet was printed roughly 700,000 times over the course of a few years.

The product description from the publisher does not mention Paine's Agrarian Justice nor his attacks against organized religion and religious dogma, which alienated him from a lot of the founding fathers later in his life.

But I'm sure most of the good Middle-Americans buying this book in droves know that.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 07:49:48 PM  
Something tells me those aspects of Thomas Paine have been thrown down Glenn Beck's memory hole. He's had Paine turned into a dyed-in-the-wool Republican, tossing off all of the points that made him what he was, and basically made him an American prophet. I'd be surprised if there was more than the tiniest bit of truth to Beck's version of Pain.e

 
FloydA [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 07:53:56 PM  
Glenn Beck claims his newest book is influenced by Thomas Paine.

That's fine. And by the same reasoning, Napoleon's invasion of Moscow was influenced by winter.

 
hackhix [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 07:55:31 PM  
glenn beck is a farkin' paine in the earhole

 
moralpanic 2009-06-21 08:01:25 PM  
And another Olympic feat of mental gymnastic performed by Beck.

 
NeverDrunk23 2009-06-21 08:02:58 PM  
My Fox News-loving, total Obama-despising, forever republican-voting parents even find Beck to be an insufferable whiny asshole.

 
1derful 2009-06-21 08:05:18 PM  
Thomas Paine was also a traitor to his own country.

 
SynthLord 2009-06-21 08:07:12 PM  
Glenn Beck will go away if we talk about him more.

Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Glenn Beck

See? He's vanishing into obscurity!

/glenn beck

 
CDP [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:08:51 PM  
All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit. ~ Thomas Paine

Is it not a species of blasphemy to call the New Testament revealed religion, when we see in it such contradictions and absurdities. ~ Thomas Paine

It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes. ~ Thomas Paine

Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst. ~ Thomas Paine

Link (new window)

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-06-21 08:10:42 PM  
A+

 
MisterLoki 2009-06-21 08:14:53 PM  
I see so many of these far right lunatics claim they are the intellectual heirs to Paine's philosophy that I have just decided they are talking about a different Tom Paine that I have never read. Or they are just farking idiots that completely fail to understand what Paine was all about. One of these anyway...

 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2009-06-21 08:14:54 PM  
Beck's fans can read?

 
JerkyMeat 2009-06-21 08:15:21 PM  
Glenn Beck is a sniveler

 
dionada [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:16:43 PM  
My poop has more intellectual credence than that doughbag.

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:17:01 PM  
JerkyMeat: Glenn Beck is a sniveler

He just snivels because he loves America so much, you heartless bastage!

 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2009-06-21 08:19:41 PM  
Also influenced by Thomas Paine. (new window)

 
Befuddled 2009-06-21 08:20:08 PM  
Is the 'Plug' tag on strike?

 
NeverDrunk23 2009-06-21 08:20:16 PM  
robmilmel: JerkyMeat: Glenn Beck is a sniveler

He just snivels because he loves America so much, you heartless bastage!


He's so patriotic that he simply farts out magnetic ribbons and cries red/white/blue tears.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:21:40 PM  
Lying scumbag is lying.

 
El Pachuco 2009-06-21 08:23:37 PM  
When did Beck become a far-left socialist atheist?

From the reviews, it sounds like he glommed on to Paine's book title, and that's as deep as he went.

 
dlime16 2009-06-21 08:25:18 PM  
Fark It: I work in a bookstore, and this is easily one of the faster-selling books of the year in the week or two it's been out. The original, OTOH, not so much. Beck may claim his book to be bi or non-partisan, but claiming it's influenced by Thomas Paine is at best extraordinarily ill-informed and at worst a slippery attempt at revisionism. Paine's book was important not because of the message, American revolutionaries agreed with him, he just put their sentiments into excellent prose and quotable lines that the lay people could read. The ones who couldn't read listened to excerpts from the book and memorized the zingers and jabs directed at the British.

That's what Beck thinks his book is. If you ever pay attention to him you'll realize he thinks the current government needs to be changed and that all smart, intelligent, sane people agree with him. He is just putting their sentiments into a digestible and easy to read form.

Obviously the difference between him and Paine is that Paine actually had intelligent people who agreed.

 
captain_heroic44 2009-06-21 08:25:22 PM  
I don't suppose subby or anyone else can provide some links to quotes where Paine supported minimum wage and Social Security?

I don't disbelieve you. I just like to review evidence firsthand.

 
chuggernaught 2009-06-21 08:25:23 PM  
There is no way Beck can write a political book nearly as boring as Thomas Paine!

/seriously, his writings are very boring.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:26:22 PM  
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Beck's fans can read?

You seem to be making the assumption that all copies of the book that are sold will be sold to individual purchasers and not at all to the folks who buy these types of books in bulk for the sole purpose of bumping it closer to the top of the New York Times best-seller list.

/When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of U and Mption!
//obscure?

 
El Pachuco 2009-06-21 08:27:56 PM  
I'm sorry, I'm wrong - Paine was a deist, not at all an atheist, but he got labeled an atheist by the organized religious authorities he was so strong against.

Anyway, Beck's comparing himself to a guy so left-wing that French revolutionaries elected him to the French National Convention.

 
milk_plus 2009-06-21 08:29:42 PM  
Influenced doesn't necessarily mean that he agrees with Thomas Paine's thoughts on liberty. Being a authoritarian fascist he must have really hated Paine's work.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:30:45 PM  
chuggernaught: There is no way Beck can write a political book nearly as boring as Thomas Paine!

/seriously, his writings are very boring.


Then he is clearly a failure and a fool, because his #1 intent was to entertain you.

 
captain_heroic44 2009-06-21 08:32:59 PM  
Interesting. Here's a link to the Wikipedia article discussing the Pamphlet "Agrarian Justice," in which Paine proposed Social Security. Clearly a very advanced thinker for our time.

Link (new window)

Why do conservatives hate our founding fathers?

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:33:25 PM  

 
captain_heroic44 2009-06-21 08:34:03 PM  
captain_heroic44: Interesting. Here's a link to the Wikipedia article discussing the Pamphlet "Agrarian Justice," in which Paine proposed Social Security. Clearly a very advanced thinker for our time.

Link (new window)

Why do conservatives hate ourhis founding fathers?


FTFM. Jeez.

 
Biggs [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:34:32 PM  
I ignore Beck.

 
captain_heroic44 2009-06-21 08:35:23 PM  
captain_heroic44: Interesting. Here's a link to the Wikipedia article discussing the Pamphlet "Agrarian Justice," in which Paine proposed Social Security. Clearly a very advanced thinker for ourhis time.

Link (new window)

Why do conservatives hate our founding fathers?


God damn.

Drunk or something tonight.

 
MisterLoki 2009-06-21 08:35:55 PM  
Maybe this is a non sequitur, but you can get a free EBook of the real Common Sense here (new window).

A free audio book is available here (new window).

If you know anyone that is a fan of Beck's book, perhaps you should pass these links on to them.

 
captain_heroic44 2009-06-21 08:36:58 PM  
Fark It: captain_heroic44: I don't suppose subby or anyone else can provide some links to quotes where Paine supported minimum wage and Social Security?

I don't disbelieve you. I just like to review evidence firsthand.

In advocating the case of the persons thus dispossessed, it is a right, and not a charity . . . [Government must] create a national fund, out of which there shall be paid to every person, when arrived at the age of twenty-one years, the sum of fifteen pounds sterling, as a compensation in part, for the loss of his or her natural inheritance, by the introduction of the system of landed property. And also, the sum of ten pounds per annum, during life, to every person now living, of the age of fifty years, and to all others as they shall arrive at that age.


Wow. Very interesting. Thank you.

Why do conservatives hate our founding fathers?

 
res ipsa dixit 2009-06-21 08:40:43 PM  
NeverDrunk23: He's so patriotic that he simply farts out magnetic ribbons and cries red/white/blue tears.

What do magnetic ribbons have to do with patriotism? You mean like in ancient cassette tapes? Am I missing something?

 
thamike 2009-06-21 08:49:19 PM  
You people act as if you've never seen a horrific, grotesque accident before.

 
NeverDrunk23 2009-06-21 08:53:19 PM  
res ipsa dixit: NeverDrunk23: He's so patriotic that he simply farts out magnetic ribbons and cries red/white/blue tears.

What do magnetic ribbons have to do with patriotism? You mean like in ancient cassette tapes? Am I missing something?


If your car doesn't have 67 Support Our Troops magnetic ribbons on it, then you are a baby-eating liberal omni-triAtheist super commie.

Biggs: I ignore Beck.

Its hard to ignore someone who is 2 steps away from lighting themselves on fire in order for people to look at him and listen to his ramblings.

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:53:35 PM  
captain_heroic44: Fark It: captain_heroic44: I don't suppose subby or anyone else can provide some links to quotes where Paine supported minimum wage and Social Security?

I don't disbelieve you. I just like to review evidence firsthand.

In advocating the case of the persons thus dispossessed, it is a right, and not a charity . . . [Government must] create a national fund, out of which there shall be paid to every person, when arrived at the age of twenty-one years, the sum of fifteen pounds sterling, as a compensation in part, for the loss of his or her natural inheritance, by the introduction of the system of landed property. And also, the sum of ten pounds per annum, during life, to every person now living, of the age of fifty years, and to all others as they shall arrive at that age.

Wow. Very interesting. Thank you.

Why do conservatives hate our founding fathers?


Because they were men of varied backgrounds and differing viewpoints who came together to advance the cause of freedom at the risk of death. They weren't chickenhawks or bloviating demagogues. Their names live on in our textbooks, our greatest national monuments, our tallest buildings, and not in The Smoking Gun's database or in reference to deviant sexual acts (Santorum v John Hancock).

The words of Thomas Paine and the other Founding Fathers live on to this day. The words of people like Beck, O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Malkin, etc, live on as the hateful rallying cries of a dying movement and ideology, in the dark, regressive corners of the American psyche.

 
HairBolus 2009-06-21 09:07:00 PM  
If I turn the volume off and watch Beck, I could swear he is exhibiting all sorts of Gay mannerisms. Just look at his limp wrist action.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 09:12:30 PM  
Fark It: Because they were men of varied backgrounds and differing viewpoints who came together to advance the cause of freedom at the risk of death. They weren't chickenhawks or bloviating demagogues. Their names live on in our textbooks, our greatest national monuments, our tallest buildings, and not in The Smoking Gun's database or in reference to deviant sexual acts (Santorum v John Hancock).

Everyone in politics loves to claim they are an extension of the dream of the Founding Fathers, who amongst themselves had as much, if not more, that divided them as much as the cause that united them. No "chickenhawks"? Thomas Jefferson saw no action during the Revolution, and while history has certainly vindicated his contributions to the cause, many of his contemporary critics loved to point out the fact that he had "never once fired a shot in anger" during the war, which set him apart from many of his colleagues. And while there was no "Smoking Gun," the often slanderous writings published through proxies during his run for President against John Adams probably wouldn't be tolerated to this day. Oh, no doubt, the men who signed that Declaration would have signed their own death warrants had the Revolution failed, and for that we should all be grateful, but these weren't a bunch of brave, egalitarian, altruistic souls marching in lockstep to change the world. They were as bitterly divided, provincial, and partisan as anything we see today. It'd fun to romanticize them, but it's not accurate, either.

 
Blink 2009-06-21 09:17:29 PM  
Why is everyone shocked. Republicans are the people that re-write the supposed acts of Jesus Christ for their own agenda. I really don't think altering the history of some mortal author is going to give them any qualms. Do you?

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 09:19:19 PM  
captain_heroic44: Fark It: captain_heroic44: I don't suppose subby or anyone else can provide some links to quotes where Paine supported minimum wage and Social Security?

I don't disbelieve you. I just like to review evidence firsthand.

In advocating the case of the persons thus dispossessed, it is a right, and not a charity . . . [Government must] create a national fund, out of which there shall be paid to every person, when arrived at the age of twenty-one years, the sum of fifteen pounds sterling, as a compensation in part, for the loss of his or her natural inheritance, by the introduction of the system of landed property. And also, the sum of ten pounds per annum, during life, to every person now living, of the age of fifty years, and to all others as they shall arrive at that age.

Wow. Very interesting. Thank you.

Why do conservatives hate our founding fathers?


Indeed - that is extremeley interesting. I'd never read that.

 
006andahalf 2009-06-21 09:39:28 PM  
DNRTFA or the thread, but I can say one thing for Paine and Beck, they both are propagandists. Just one was more successful in fomenting revolution than the other. But the other guy is still trying.

/you mean to say that Beck is a journalist and not a propagandist?
//the hell you say.

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 09:42:30 PM  
006andahalf: But the other guy is still trying.

He's actually pretty successful at making himself out to be the Republinazi he is. He doesn't have to try to be any more of a horse's ass, in fact he might be trying a little too hard.

 
006andahalf 2009-06-21 09:47:42 PM  
whidbey: 006andahalf: But the other guy is still trying.

He's actually pretty successful at making himself out to be the Republinazi he is. He doesn't have to try to be any more of a horse's ass, in fact he might be trying a little too hard.


But has he formented a revolution?

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 09:50:02 PM  
006andahalf: But has he formented a revolution?

Maybe a few bowel movements...

 
skykid 2009-06-21 10:02:50 PM  
I'd like to repost a link back from when the Tea Party B.S. was going on (Yeah it's a KOS Link i know)

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/4/12/719358/-Annotating-Glenn-Becks-Thom a s-Paine?idiot

Seriously this has gotta be maybe one of the worst things i have ever seen in my whole life.

 
detfrost1 [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 10:25:25 PM  
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Also influenced by Thomas Paine. (new window)

OMFG THAT is HILARIOUS I wonder if Beck is aware of this.

 
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