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(Contact Music) Obvious Katy Perry would like everyone to know that she is not a lesbian per se, but she does enjoy hitting on attractive women. She may not have released a second album yet, but she's clearly doing her best to market the first   (contactmusic.com) divider line 27
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Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 07:58:08 PM  
I heard she kissed a girl once... I've always wondered how she reacted to it...

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:29:48 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
Per se?

 
Jamdug! 2009-06-21 10:11:29 PM  
Dear Katy Perry:

blogs.nature.com

Go away now.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 10:48:46 PM  
I knew I had this in my bucket for a reason.

i306.photobucket.com

 
IrateShadow [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 11:11:14 PM  
This is what we call a flash in the pan.

 
meatofmystery 2009-06-21 11:17:23 PM  
Jill Sobule's song of the same name was better and she's a far more skilled writer/musician than this pop-tart.

She's taking the whole Katy Perry thing in stride, which is cool (new window)

 
dominic.arenas 2009-06-21 11:32:28 PM  
Say, did anyone hear this?

Megan Fox is bisexual.

 
Crudbucket 2009-06-21 11:43:40 PM  
IrateShadow: This is what we call a flash in the pan.

I'd flash her pan.

 
theurge14 2009-06-22 01:24:20 AM  
Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

 
Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang 2009-06-22 04:49:43 AM  
theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

 
bush 2009-06-22 07:54:45 AM  
Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'


No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

 
MikoSquiz 2009-06-22 07:56:15 AM  
Get lost, you boring fake.

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2009-06-22 07:59:07 AM  
I can't wait until in ten years when her career is over and she has to living in a house on some reality show with Xzibit and other washed-up flash-in-a-pans.

 
StormDawg 2009-06-22 08:24:16 AM  
bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.


No, that was Orlando Bloom.

 
Die Polizei 2009-06-22 10:17:15 AM  
StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.


Well played

 
docmattic 2009-06-22 11:49:56 AM  
dominic.arenas: Say, did anyone hear this?

Megan Fox is bisexual.


Finally - Sarcastica75's alt is outed.

 
elmock 2009-06-22 01:46:29 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Ok I had to

 
Jness [TotalFark] 2009-06-22 04:46:20 PM  
StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.


You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

 
Jamdug! 2009-06-22 07:01:13 PM  
Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.




Nono, that was Osmosis Jones

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-06-22 09:30:45 PM  
Jamdug!: Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.



Nono, that was Osmosis Jones


You're trying to say Osteoporosis, I think.

 
StormDawg 2009-06-22 10:02:32 PM  
Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.


The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?

/ Was thinking about him. A bit. But I'm fully dressed!
// None of it strictly true...

 
The English Major [TotalFark] 2009-06-22 10:24:29 PM  
StormDawg

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?


Way to bring James Earle Ray into the thread.

 
StormDawg 2009-06-23 07:58:07 AM  
The English Major: StormDawg

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?

Way to bring James Earle Ray into the thread.


Can't help it. His "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay" bit was comedy gold. Never understood why he faded into obscurity.

 
blick [TotalFark] 2009-06-23 11:16:51 AM  
katy's recent "i'm not a real lesbian" jag probably comes from being hit too many time by diesel dykes...or perhaps one in particular.

i165.photobucket.com

 
zodar99 2009-06-24 12:13:26 AM  
StormDawg: The English Major: StormDawg

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?

Way to bring James Earle Ray into the thread.

Can't help it. His "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay" bit was comedy gold. Never understood why he faded into obscurity.


Probably because Conan took over his show.

 
blick [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 08:26:53 AM  
zodar99: StormDawg: The English Major: StormDawg

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?

Way to bring James Earle Ray into the thread.

Can't help it. His "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay" bit was comedy gold. Never understood why he faded into obscurity.

Probably because Conan took over his show.


conan? really? i didn't know that.

www3.timeoutny.com

 
StormDawg 2009-06-24 09:18:53 PM  
blick: zodar99: StormDawg: The English Major: StormDawg

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?

Way to bring James Earle Ray into the thread.

Can't help it. His "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay" bit was comedy gold. Never understood why he faded into obscurity.

Probably because Conan took over his show.

conan? really? i didn't know that.


He didn't just take over the show. He took over the whole freakin' state of California!

 
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