Obligatory: Eddie Murphy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_n5JWzj6yU

NSFW language

"Brooks' condition was not available Saturday evening."

I'm gonna go with "crispy".

One fire pit, a half gallon of gasoline and one dumbass. What could possibly go wrong?

... he torches the cable?

:-/

This guy's gonna feel really silly when he reads this Fark thread.

Is he going to change his name to Bernie?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: One fire pit, a half gallon of gasoline and one dumbass. What could possibly go wrong?

... he torches the cable?

:-/

Don't be fatuous, TMLO...

A few drums of gasoline come in handy sometimes.



/on fire.

Very compelling video

Dude set his whole body on fire and didn't even bother to video tape it? Break.com pays like $600 for stupid videos like that. That might have helped pay for his medical bills (although I'm guessing not much).

What are the odds he said "Hey, y'all, watch this!"?

the_zombo: Obligatory: Eddie Murphy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_n5JWzj6yU

NSFW language

Even better - Richard Pryor (NSFW)

Silly_Sot: What are the odds he said "Hey, y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"?

More likely scenario.

Silly_Sot: What are the odds he said "Hey, y'all, watch this!"?

very very high. i would also be willing to bet he asked someone to hold his beer.

Chicks can handle fire...man up Nancy.

ABINGTON - A 31-year-old Whitman

I read that as "whiteman". Which would have been inaccurate. He's a crispy golden brown man now.

My drunk buddy poured gasoline out of a gas can on his firepit last night, almost setting himself, his house, and his guests (including me) on fire last night......so I guess I should be getting a kick out of all these replies?

joness0154: My drunk buddy poured gasoline out of a gas can on his firepit last night, almost setting himself, his house, and his guests (including me) on fire last night......so I guess I should be getting a kick out of all these replies?

That and some new friends, from the sound of it.

What could go wrong? Absolutely nothing as long as he only hurt himself. How's that personal responsibility working out for you? Hurts don't it? Bet you won't do that again.

How many times do I have to say this, people?

USE VARSOL !

Smeggy Smurf: Absolutely nothing as long as he only hurt himself

'...Two other people in their 30s were in the backyard at the time and suffered burns on their legs...'

I hear the sound of Darwin and his Father BOTH laughing...Happy Dad's day all

Sounds like everything went just like it should have to me.

Burning Man....
Yer doing it wrong...

The Invisible Sky Wizard: Silly_Sot: What are the odds he said "Hey, y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"?

More likely scenario.

/Came here to say this...thanks for saving me the time.
/What a farking dumbass, fire and gas? WTF?.
/I'd say this might qualify for an EPIC FAIL tag

It's amazing how people take gasoline for granted. Gasoline is wicked dangerous. You especially don't pour gasoline on things that are on fire, unless you want to be on fire too.

I hope the FAIL tag is not for Darwin ...

Use gasoline as a motor fuel only, PERIOD.

Learn it, remember it, live it.

Really kids, just use it in vehicles and use something else, like kerosene or diesel for fires or cleaning, etc.

ctobio: It's amazing how people take gasoline for granted. Gasoline is wicked dangerous. You especially don't pour gasoline on things that are on fire, unless you want to be on fire too.

A lot of idiots make the stupid assumption that gasoline is simply flammable. They don't consider that it's farking explosive. And then they all say the same thing: "It all happened so fast..."

Archfeld: Smeggy Smurf: Absolutely nothing as long as he only hurt himself

'...Two other people in their 30s were in the backyard at the time and suffered burns on their legs...'

I hear the sound of Darwin and his Father BOTH laughing...Happy Dad's day all

Quit ruining my snark with facts!

Diesel is safer!

/Recovering pyromaniac
//Not really
///Lets burn some slashies!!!

FTA... the victim was seen "totally engulfed in fire and running across the yard"

/cue benny hill theme?

FTFA:

After the explosion, the victim was seen "totally engulfed in fire and running across the yard,"

Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.

FTA: After the explosion, the victim was seen "totally engulfed in fire and running across the yard," said Abington Fire Chief Arthur Pelland.

Am I the only one who was fondly reminded of one of the greatest arcade games of all time, TOTAL CARNAGE??? One type of the multitudes of enemies was as described above, just a bunch of guys totally engulfed in flames, running around flailing their arms over their head....

That poor bastard is probably wishing he never pulled that stunt.

Is there a youtube video of this set to "yakety sax"?

/one ticket please...

Kill_Da_Wabbit: FTFA:

After the explosion, the victim was seen "totally engulfed in fire and running across the yard,"

Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.

Holy hell I laughed... awesome... didn't even think of that.

And Cleavland says:
"Boom goes the dynamite"

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: FTA... the victim was seen "totally engulfed in fire and running across the yard"

/cue benny hill theme?

Shoot, apparently I was beaten to that thought... it's called "Yakety Sax," though, dammit.

ianjames: Diesel is safer!

/Recovering pyromaniac
//Not really
///Lets burn some slashies!!!

THIS

Pyro's Golden Rule: Everything Burns

Don't believe me, look at the poor sap from this article. He burned just fine.

There's nothing dangerous with tossing petroleum on open flames if you do it right. Just remember that "everything" includes you and yours.
Safety first!

Possbly had a little captain in him at the time??

ianjames: Diesel is safer!

I use diesel to test if fuel injectors hold pressure in a rig I built... because testing with gasoline is insanely dangerous. Diesel is (moderately) safer.

...is unimpressed

I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

_{/not going to elaborate}

I guess it depends on your definition of "wrong".

PainInTheASP: "Brooks' condition was not available Saturday evening."

I'm gonna go with "crispy".

All posts following this were superfluous.

wrong? nothing could go wrong! stand way back, enjoy your favourite booze on ice, and enjoy!