Subby is racist!

PacManDreaming: Subby is racist!

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yeah, but what does his last male girlfriend have to say?

Megain yeah, but what does his last male girlfriend have to say?

Megain wins. Please end discussion.

Megain: yeah, but what does his last male girlfriend have to say?

Check with whoever is in the cell with him.

I see what Subby did there.

why stay with a person like that for 13 years?

Without any association by race, I think the same people that those who defend him must fall within the same phenomena of people that are Michael Jackson fans... and baby pigeons.

You hear about them. They must exist somewhere. You rarely if ever see them, but there are enough of them to continue the cause.

Ask the next 20 people you see if they believe OJ is a good guy, and if they are dedicated Michael Jackson fans, and if they have ever seen a baby pigeon.

Post results here.

Yet the female girlfriend stuck with him for 13 years?!

OJ's tongue and/or hoohoodilly are 13"+.

What other possible explanation could there be?

Don't worry subby, I won't defend her if she chose to stay that long.

Sir Simon Milligan: why stay with a person like that for 13 years?

Money?

Does she ever talk about jamming OJ's Heisman trophy up her hoo-hah? Or getting to meet Leslie Nielson on the set of Naked Gun? Otherwise, I don't have time for this book.

I love how the phrase "female girlfriend" has the added qualifier of requiring the girlfriend to be female.
Now that OJ's in the slammer, is he top or bottom?

"Female girlfriend"?

Sir Simon Milligan: why stay with a person like that for 13 years?

I was kind of wondering this as well. You know his past, and you see him drugged out and going into rages. WHY THE &*%^!! ARE YOU STAYING ANYWHERE NEAR HIM?????

Oh, book deal. Nevermind.

just like Michael Vick. Don't be jealous cause he's gotz ta get paid!

dervish16108: Sir Simon Milligan: why stay with a person like that for 13 years?

Money?

She wanted to make a Tour Bens out of that Dautsun.


Yeah. She a gold digger, a trifling friend indeed!


/Its cause hes a fine upstanding black citizen, with money!

Sir Simon Milligan: why stay with a person like that for 13 years?

Came to say it: she seems to have defended him, too.

Serious answer: Step one for an abuser is to convince her she couldn't find anyone else to put up with her shiat, and that his behavior is her fault.

Switch genders in above sentence as needed.

I am surprised that OJ would take another stab at love after the untimely death of Nicole.

soy_bomb: I am surprised that OJ would take another stab at love after the untimely death of Nicole.

OJ's always been a guy to stick to it.

Can we send OJ to Iran? That could be fun. He could take out some Nedas. And then he can explain how he 'might' have done it.

/you must acquit

hardinparamedic: dervish16108: Sir Simon Milligan: why stay with a person like that for 13 years?

Money?

She wanted to make a Tour Bens out of that Dautsun.

lolwut

In the first place any idiot who would be this shiaatbag's girlfriend is clearly not all that smart. I'll stop short of saying she got what she deserved but come on ... who was she expecting? Martha Stewart???

9mm: "Female girlfriend"?

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Sir Simon Milligan: why stay with a person like that for 13 years?

Because you fear becoming the next Nicole. If he got away with it once, he'd get away with it again. Sometimes a life of beatings is preferably to being murdered.

Blackthorn: In the first place any idiot who would be this shiaatbag's girlfriend is clearly not all that smart. I'll stop short of saying she got what she deserved but come on ... who was she expecting? Martha Stewart???

I'll say it for you. She got what she deserved. Dating OJ...that's a special level of 'you got what you deserved.' But it also applies to just about any sports star. Also if you date a guy in a band. Also if you dress slutty.

/just saying

StrikitRich: 9mm: "Female girlfriend"?

New around here? Welcome!

oxymoron. Look it up.

/or oxymoran, since this is fark.

he was in the naked gun. he can do no wrong.

robohobo: Blackthorn: In the first place any idiot who would be this shiaatbag's girlfriend is clearly not all that smart. I'll stop short of saying she got what she deserved but come on ... who was she expecting? Martha Stewart???

I'll say it for you. She got what she deserved. Dating OJ...that's a special level of 'you got what you deserved.' But it also applies to just about any sports star. Also if you date a guy in a band. Also if you dress slutty.

/just saying

Cue Bill O'Reily's "She was asking for it" comments.

She might be monumentally stupid, but stupidity doesn't give anyone the right to be abused.

/Oh wait... I'm on Fark. Nevermind

Now the subby knows how I feel about George W. Bush

Just remember- No matter how good she may look, OJ is tired of putting up with her shiat

I blame Bush.

Mrs. Chomsky: robohobo: Blackthorn: In the first place any idiot who would be this shiaatbag's girlfriend is clearly not all that smart. I'll stop short of saying she got what she deserved but come on ... who was she expecting? Martha Stewart???

I'll say it for you. She got what she deserved. Dating OJ...that's a special level of 'you got what you deserved.' But it also applies to just about any sports star. Also if you date a guy in a band. Also if you dress slutty.

/just saying

Cue Bill O'Reily's "She was asking for it" comments.

She might be monumentally stupid, but stupidity doesn't give anyone the right to be abused.

/Oh wait... I'm on Fark. Nevermind

The biatch KNEW he was OJ Simpson. OJ SIMPSON for crying out loud. It's like dating Charles Manson. "he like, wanted me to kill people and stuff. I thought we had a connection, or something." She got what she got. I don't feel one bit sorry for her. Did she deserve it? Maybe not(or quit possibly, cause she's monumentally stupid), but at the very least she had it coming.

........defend the Asshat Murderer or the Asshat Author?

Well, I thought it was clever anyway, Subby.

In all fairness, Nicole was hotter.

Hey! Don't describe OJ's last female girlfriend with pejorative terms!

hoohoodilly: Yet the female girlfriend stuck with him for 13 years?!

OJ's tongue and/or hoohoodilly fireman are 13"+.

What other possible explanation could there be?

FTFY

He's black. It's our obligation as we strive to compensate for the same white-guilt we lug around that forced us to vote for Obama (or was it the promise of free stuff?)

/this and it's an unwritten rule that blacks defend theirown regardless of the evidence against them. For fark's sake, hasn't anyone watched the Chappelle Show?

At least with all those abortions she did not breed.


Think of it as Evolution in Action.

I don't believe it. OJ looks so young and innocent.

And she's supposed to be a better person by revealing personal details about their relationship for a book deal. Will they have to screen people on her book tour to exclude anyone who'll call her a dumbass to her face?

It's because he's black, isn't it?

If you were to look at her dating history I'm sure it's full of losers, guys who abused her. You see this all of the time, guy abuses the woman, she gets upset, when the cops drag her away she starts screaming at the cops.

A few years ago I had the misfortune to live next to a section 8 duplex. While 3 of the renters were ok one couple was hell. They fought while they were moving in and it never ended. One night I heard screaming and he's out there beating her on the porch. Someone had already called the cops. When they got there he didn't stop but continued to yell and slap her. One of the cops took the guy down and cuffed him. While he was on the ground resisting she regained her composure...then attacked the cop. "Leave him alone". Off to jail he went. She was sent to a safe house....and returned to him days later. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Have to that I love what the Goldman family did with OJ's book cover. The title is 'If I Did It'. The 'if' is very small, hidden in the first I. Not exactly the way OJ had the cover when it first came out.

punto: It's because he's black, isn't it?

A guy named OJ is black? You don't say! I knew there was something fishy with this guy I work with named Anferny.

madblader

Now the subby knows how I feel about George W. Bush

Good lord child, get the fark over it. He's no longer president. *rolls eyes*

// didn't like bush either, but you twits that drag his ass into every farking thread, need mental help.

The information she provided was supposed to be somehow shocking or unexpected? If she had said OJ would have both of them dress up like Teletubbies while high on Amazon poison frogs and he forced her to construct garden sheds out of finely sliced Havarti, beating her with a frozen octopus until it shattered if she failed to build one in under 20 minutes and then would proceed to have sexual relations with her left armpit and a garden gnome, then yes, I might have been somehow surprised with her revelations.

Oh come on...
Somehow I bet that as long as he was giving her lines she didn't care about the coke.