Beer and bacon: excellent Mooslim filters

Still satisfied with selecting the cake as my choice.

/as opposed to death

Were they out of cake? Guess they didn't expect such a rush.

Add this and I'm there!



Link is hot like the nun.

d-fens99: Add this and I'm there!



Link is hot like the nun.

Guys, I'll be in my bunk if anyone needs me.

I'm a dirty atheist, but I think I'll start a religion on these pillars:

Beer
Bacon
Boobies

Who's with me?

Doctor Jan Itor: I'm a dirty atheist, but I think I'll start a religion on these pillars:

Beer
Bacon
Boobies

Who's with me?

Give anything a foundation that firm and inviting and you'll do well.

Cake or death. Or bacon. Or beer.

d-fens99: Add this and I'm there!

Link is hot like the nun.

Have her take off the hat, and send her to my bunk.

/already there

You're lucky I'm Church of England.

Looks yummy. How do you peel it?

How about lap dances in the confessionals?

Think of the convenient one-stop shopping.

As long as they remove the whole "god" thing, I'm in!

Commenters missed the chance with the Boobies.

Because surely, when Jesus went into Nazareth on a donkey, he must have got tarted up a bit.

Big screen TVs tuned to sports games? Slot machines along the walls?

Prime: Big screen TVs tuned to sports games? Slot machines along the walls?

and Xbox 360's, Tv's, and controllers built into the seat in front of you.

FTFA: "We give wine away every Sunday, so giving away beer could be said to going downmarket a bit, but it's an attempt to speak of God's generosity."

Oh come on, we know you get your wine in a box. You can't fool us.

No, no you already said death!

dofus: Looks yummy. How do you peel it?

Don't be silly. You just bend her over and go. ;)

Doctor Jan Itor: I'm a dirty atheist, but I think I'll start a religion on these pillars:

Beer
Bacon
Boobies

Who's with me?

Throw in a plate of pasta and I'm there.

What kid of beer, and what quantities?

cloud_van_dame:
Beer and bacon: excellent Mooslim filters

And you noticed that Obama wasn't there! Why do you think that was?

Came for the Izzard quotes, leaving extremely satisfied.

Dr. Jan, let the service start at 5pm and end at happy hour and I'll become another ex-Irish Catholic disappointment to my mother.

You had me at bacon!

Subby LIED!

I'm glad I RTFA'd before buying an expensive plane ticket!

Onslow only needs bacon and beer. Ohnoes, what will Hyacynth do?

Approves.

will need this

Beer, bacon, and boobies. Why go to a church for that when I have that right here at home?

beer bacon boobies.
/the holy trinity

syntaxic: Came for the Izzard quotes, leaving extremely satisfied.

Ditto.