11 lobsters?
totally worth it!

I love how they catch the guy IN the place, asleep, with the evidence in his pockets and his stomach - but he is only
"suspected" of wrong doing, and everything he is accused of is alleged.

Is it just me, or is that borderline retarded?

Like a Boss.

Even with jail, please allow me to say that I am jealous and that it sounds like it was a wonderful evening.

durbnpoisn: I love how they catch the guy IN the place, asleep, with the evidence in his pockets and his stomach - but he is only
"suspected" of wrong doing, and everything he is accused of is alleged.

Is it just me, or is that borderline retarded?

Eh, it's the whole "innocent before found guilty by a jury of your peers" thing. Apparently some journalists actually respect it.

I have to say though, this does sound like a hobo's dream. For but a brief moment, he was rich and well-fed.

I'd say he probably made off better than those idiots who robbed the Denny's.

Full stomach, free room & board vs. a murder charge & a few hundred bucks to split between 2-6 people...

So what's this about cash being left within easy access in a restaurant overnight?

He got pinched.

Well a good meal can make anyone sleepy.

11 lobsters? should have a hero tag




//link is hot like the suspects appetite

Damn fatties...

This is the kind of decadence and disregard that I can really get behind.

Break into a restaurant, like a Boss.
Stuff pockets with cash, like a Boss.
Eat the better part of 11 lobsters, like a Boss.
Wash it all down with white wine, like a Boss.
Fall asleep on a bench, like a Boss.
Go to jail, like a Boss.
Toss the salad, like a Boss.

/How I heard this headline in my head.

Sounds to me like dude was simply trying to go back to prison. And if so, I can't think of a better way to do it!

Merltech: Well a good meal can make anyone sleepy.

I'm sure the wine helped too.

He got caught on purpose so he could brag about it and have proof.

Once the Lobster Association of America wins their lawsuit he'll be on the hook for $820,000 per lobster.

B-B-Beaver Boys! B-B-B-Beaver Boys! SHRIMP!!! AND WHITE WINE!!!

"Kinking"...

"Magnus Magnus"...

"Charley Horse"...

"Double Grouse"...

White wine? Bleah.

Damn, and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that pesky me

Yeah, but the restaurant probly' bought the wine off some guy who'd made it in his garage ... and imagine the rest of the story.

/boiling hot!

Don't boil me, bro.


/hot

durbnpoisn: I love how they catch the guy IN the place, asleep, with the evidence in his pockets and his stomach - but he is only
"suspected" of wrong doing, and everything he is accused of is alleged.

Is it just me, or is that borderline retarded?

No it's the American legal system, innocent until proven guilty in court.

Sometimes I look at my life and think, "You know what? This is stupid, I go and work eight hours a day come home to an exhausted wife and wonder, is it all worth it? Maybe I should go do something off the wall."

This sounds like just the thing I want to do.

geetus: I'd say he probably made off better than those idiots who robbed the Denny's.

Full stomach, free room & board vs. a murder charge & a few hundred bucks to split between 2-6 people...

Which idiots that robbed which Denny's?

NVM I found it.

Ptelg: No it's the American legal system, innocent until proven guilty in court.

No, innocent until proven guilty only applies in court. It is part of te American legal system. If you don't say "alleged", or hedge your statements somehow, and the defendant is found "not guilty" then you can be sued for slander. Since there is a real chance of a stupid jury, DA, botched police work or smart defense attorney, there's a significant risk of this expensive problem.

Well, since no one else said it, The Aristocrats

And think what coupld of happened if he ate the worse part of eleven lobsters...

Twice Banned: And think what coupld of happened if he ate the worse part of eleven lobsters...

Here today, gone tomalley.

Portland Lobster Co. Great lobbie rolls. went there a few times. Small shack on the dock, check the website.

/Small town.
//Sucks more than Albuquerque.
///Believe it.

What can I say, wine can make you tired. (as well as dumb)

Pffft, amateurs: