Thanks for the ants, stupid biatch.

I did something similar.

I hung the Easter Bunny on my front porch... then I also was evicted.

They are not evicting her because of the decorations, they are evicting her because she is CRAZY.

she's got lupus, too.

In the war for freedom and justice there are many battles worth fighting and dying for, the right to keep stale peeps nailed to your door is not one of them.



/seriously peeps are a health hazard even when they are fresh seesh.

It's proven and documented that Peeps will even last through a thermonuclear device going off. Bikini Atoll is still covered in 'em. They never go bad.

Airfoilsguy: They are not evicting her because of the decorations, they are evicting her because she is CRAZY.

Yeah, but that's the HOT kinda crazy.

Sarah Jessica Farker: she's got lupus, too.

Goes back to read the rest of the article.



I hope she wins. fark them


/retracts previous statement.

I thought only food could go stale.

peep this!

She was evicted for refusing to pay her rent. Reading comprehension ftw.

Same thing happened to me...except it was a mummified ex-girlfriend...

I doubt her lease allowed that many peeps to stay there.

spawn73: She was evicted for refusing to pay her rent. Reading comprehension ftw.

"Pineau said the payment wasn't made because the apartment effectively began the legal eviction process with the first notice and breached the contract."

Yes, FTW.

There are Easter decorations?

She may be able to file under the ADA for Lupus cerebral vasculopathy induced personality disorder.

Hey it is Lupus!

Sarah Jessica Farker: she's got lupus, too.

Dammit, Carol, you have lupus!

I should probably take down my Christmas decorations then, huh?

Castlegate: I doubt her lease allowed that many peeps to stay there.

win

Accent: Sarah Jessica Farker: she's got lupus, too.

Dammit, Carol, you have lupus!

I thought it was Otto.

/Oblig

spawn73: She was evicted for refusing to pay her rent. Reading comprehension ftw.

But that's not the point, jeez...

/not serious

thelordofcheese: Thanks for the ants, stupid biatch.

If there are ants in an apartment, it's because there are ants on the premises.

BTW, Lupus is not funny (to me).

/knows this is fark

Accent: I did something similar.

I hung the Easter Bunny on my front porch... then I also was evicted.

Over in 2.

Sounds legitimate. She placed garbage and food on her door, and refused to remove them, so it was cleaned up after a warning, and then she refused to pay rent. Evict her, and keep part of her deposit for the cleaning of the hallway.

NorCalLos: thelordofcheese: Thanks for the ants, stupid biatch.

If there are ants in an apartment, it's because there are ants on the premises.

BTW, Lupus is not funny (to me).

/knows this is fark

You know why there are ants on the premises? because of disgusting slobs that leave piles of sugar laying around for weeks on end.

Why I am glad I don't live in an apartment or have a HOA. Both are generally run by power hungry losers.

amanogowa: NorCalLos: thelordofcheese: Thanks for the ants, stupid biatch.

If there are ants in an apartment, it's because there are ants on the premises.

BTW, Lupus is not funny (to me).

/knows this is fark

You know why there are ants on the premises? because of disgusting slobs that leave piles of sugar laying around for weeks on end.

I don't care enough to do any research, but I'm pretty sure ants can't smell beyond the footpring of an apartment building. Ants live where the terrain is hospitable. If you buy/build a house/apartment there, enjoy.

NorCalLos: amanogowa: NorCalLos: thelordofcheese: Thanks for the ants, stupid biatch.

If there are ants in an apartment, it's because there are ants on the premises.

BTW, Lupus is not funny (to me).

/knows this is fark

You know why there are ants on the premises? because of disgusting slobs that leave piles of sugar laying around for weeks on end.

I don't care enough to do any research, but I'm pretty sure ants can't smell beyond the footpring of an apartment building. Ants live where the terrain is hospitable. If you buy/build a house/apartment there, enjoy.

I suppose we could only build our buildings inside the arctic/antarctic circles, but that would be damned inconvenient and crowded.

According to Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny does cocaine. (new window)

Speaking of Peeps, I've been trying to find an article for years now:

A guy makes a giant cross out of peeps, and then walks by a sunday school classroom or something.

A million, bagillion thank yous to anyone who can help me find this old article.

Google has failed me in my pursuit.

fubuvsfitch: Speaking of Peeps, I've been trying to find an article for years now:

A guy makes a giant cross out of peeps, and then walks by a sunday school classroom or something.

A million, bagillion thank yous to anyone who can help me find this old article.

Google has failed me in my pursuit.

holy peepus (new window)

/got nothing

eas81: fubuvsfitch: Speaking of Peeps, I've been trying to find an article for years now:

A guy makes a giant cross out of peeps, and then walks by a sunday school classroom or something.

A million, bagillion thank yous to anyone who can help me find this old article.

Google has failed me in my pursuit.

holy peepus (new window)

/got nothing

html..i fail

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Holy-Peepus-marshamallow-peeps-42 3 873_800_1070.jpg

Her religious beliefs? Seriously? Marshmallow peeps have nothing to do with Christ's resurrection.

TTIUWP

This Thread Is Useless Without Peeps

eas81

If I had five bucks to spare, I'd so sponsor you.

Thanks a million.

*+1 Internets*

Wait... that's not it...

Castlegate: I doubt her lease allowed that many peeps to stay there.

I'm dedicating my Boobies to you. You have warmed the cockles of my heart.

surlyweasel
I'm dedicating my Boobies to you. You have warmed the cockles of my heart.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Seacop: spawn73: She was evicted for refusing to pay her rent. Reading comprehension ftw.

"Pineau said the payment wasn't made because the apartment effectively began the legal eviction process with the first notice and breached the contract."

Yes, FTW.

"With the support of her neighbors, Burdick refused to remove the décor. That's when apartment managers tore down the display, her attorney said. In response, he said, Burdick withheld her May rent payment and received another notice May 6 telling her she would be evicted from the building if she didn't pay within three days."

She stopped paying her rent. I'll stand by my reading comprehension comment.

The "Protected speech" thing is BS, too. Only applies if the Government is telling you to STFU. Since this is the person that owns the property you are defacing telling you, and not the government, then you need to shut it or leave.

The company I worked for did not allow to use flammable decorations so nothing made of paper or peeps on the door.

/religious freedom really? she has bunnies and peeps up not pictures of zombie jose which may be acceptable if it fills requirement 1. One tenant I had kept a metal cross on the door.
//what would you answer on the survey given to you by the crazy lady down the hall? The other tenants probably were concerned she go nutty on them if they didn't say they supported her.
///never refuse to pay rent: you put it into a escrow account until the issue is resolved that way they can't say you didn't pay

////used to work for a property management company; saw some crazy shiate in peoples apartments during yearly inspections

How about reading the lease before signing it, lady?!

Pootums: It's proven and documented that Peeps will even last through a thermonuclear device going off. Bikini Atoll is still covered in 'em. They never go bad.

They are created bad. They don't NEED to GO bad.

Why do people live in Boulder?

"An Easter decoration is a religious statement and should be protected - even if it is just bunnies."


Jesus Bunny?

Gunbarrel, while in Boulder County, is not Boulder. People live in Gunbarrel because it's close to Boulder, but cheaper.

Here's my question on something, and maybe someone with legal experience can tell me, the article also said she had to sell her home of 22 years to settle her mother's estate. I thought if there was not enough money in the estate to settle any bills etc, the creditors etc were basically SOL. Why would she have to sell her house to settle someone else's estate?

oskiller: Here's my question on something, and maybe someone with legal experience can tell me, the article also said she had to sell her home of 22 years to settle her mother's estate. I thought if there was not enough money in the estate to settle any bills etc, the creditors etc were basically SOL. Why would she have to sell her house to settle someone else's estate?

She may have been stupid enough not to understand that...

If you willingly add money to the estate to settle it -- it is your fault.