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(Some Guy) Strange Woman evicted for keeping Easter decorations -- including a pyramid of Peeps -- up on her apartment door too long   (coloradodaily.com) divider line 57
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thelordofcheese 2009-06-21 12:48:50 AM  
Thanks for the ants, stupid biatch.

 
Accent 2009-06-21 12:51:06 AM  
I did something similar.

I hung the Easter Bunny on my front porch... then I also was evicted.

 
Airfoilsguy [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 12:51:28 AM  
They are not evicting her because of the decorations, they are evicting her because she is CRAZY.

 
Sarah Jessica Farker [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-21 12:52:28 AM  
she's got lupus, too.

 
Pribar [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 12:54:06 AM  
In the war for freedom and justice there are many battles worth fighting and dying for, the right to keep stale peeps nailed to your door is not one of them.



/seriously peeps are a health hazard even when they are fresh seesh.

 
Pootums 2009-06-21 12:54:51 AM  
It's proven and documented that Peeps will even last through a thermonuclear device going off. Bikini Atoll is still covered in 'em. They never go bad.

 
Seacop 2009-06-21 12:55:04 AM  
Airfoilsguy: They are not evicting her because of the decorations, they are evicting her because she is CRAZY.

Yeah, but that's the HOT kinda crazy.

 
Airfoilsguy [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 12:55:32 AM  
Sarah Jessica Farker: she's got lupus, too.

Goes back to read the rest of the article.



I hope she wins. fark them


/retracts previous statement.

 
foxtrot470 2009-06-21 12:56:44 AM  
I thought only food could go stale.

 
jjhinnola 2009-06-21 12:57:08 AM  
peep this!
www.yourfunnystuff.com

 
spawn73 2009-06-21 12:59:26 AM  
She was evicted for refusing to pay her rent. Reading comprehension ftw.

 
gave up 2009-06-21 01:01:56 AM  
Same thing happened to me...except it was a mummified ex-girlfriend...

 
Castlegate 2009-06-21 01:04:52 AM  
I doubt her lease allowed that many peeps to stay there.

 
Seacop 2009-06-21 01:05:14 AM  
spawn73: She was evicted for refusing to pay her rent. Reading comprehension ftw.

"Pineau said the payment wasn't made because the apartment effectively began the legal eviction process with the first notice and breached the contract."

Yes, FTW.

 
ukexpat 2009-06-21 01:14:43 AM  
There are Easter decorations?

 
Thats an 827 2009-06-21 01:20:27 AM  
She may be able to file under the ADA for Lupus cerebral vasculopathy induced personality disorder.

Hey it is Lupus!

 
Accent 2009-06-21 01:22:37 AM  
Sarah Jessica Farker: she's got lupus, too.

Dammit, Carol, you have lupus!

 
iStig [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 01:22:42 AM  
I should probably take down my Christmas decorations then, huh?

 
myalias1845 2009-06-21 01:23:27 AM  
Castlegate: I doubt her lease allowed that many peeps to stay there.

win

 
Seacop 2009-06-21 01:24:18 AM  
Accent: Sarah Jessica Farker: she's got lupus, too.

Dammit, Carol, you have lupus!


I thought it was Otto.

 
the_sidewinder [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 01:24:37 AM  
i20.photobucket.com

/Oblig

 
UsikFark 2009-06-21 01:26:24 AM  
spawn73: She was evicted for refusing to pay her rent. Reading comprehension ftw.

But that's not the point, jeez...

/not serious

 
NorCalLos 2009-06-21 01:27:02 AM  
thelordofcheese: Thanks for the ants, stupid biatch.

If there are ants in an apartment, it's because there are ants on the premises.

BTW, Lupus is not funny (to me).

/knows this is fark

 
southaustin [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 01:32:30 AM  
Accent: I did something similar.

I hung the Easter Bunny on my front porch... then I also was evicted.


Over in 2.

 
amanogowa 2009-06-21 01:48:32 AM  
Sounds legitimate. She placed garbage and food on her door, and refused to remove them, so it was cleaned up after a warning, and then she refused to pay rent. Evict her, and keep part of her deposit for the cleaning of the hallway.

 
amanogowa 2009-06-21 01:50:27 AM  
NorCalLos: thelordofcheese: Thanks for the ants, stupid biatch.

If there are ants in an apartment, it's because there are ants on the premises.

BTW, Lupus is not funny (to me).

/knows this is fark


You know why there are ants on the premises? because of disgusting slobs that leave piles of sugar laying around for weeks on end.

 
tzzhc4 2009-06-21 02:04:46 AM  
Why I am glad I don't live in an apartment or have a HOA. Both are generally run by power hungry losers.

 
NorCalLos 2009-06-21 02:08:04 AM  
amanogowa: NorCalLos: thelordofcheese: Thanks for the ants, stupid biatch.

If there are ants in an apartment, it's because there are ants on the premises.

BTW, Lupus is not funny (to me).

/knows this is fark

You know why there are ants on the premises? because of disgusting slobs that leave piles of sugar laying around for weeks on end.


I don't care enough to do any research, but I'm pretty sure ants can't smell beyond the footpring of an apartment building. Ants live where the terrain is hospitable. If you buy/build a house/apartment there, enjoy.

 
amanogowa 2009-06-21 02:11:07 AM  
NorCalLos: amanogowa: NorCalLos: thelordofcheese: Thanks for the ants, stupid biatch.

If there are ants in an apartment, it's because there are ants on the premises.

BTW, Lupus is not funny (to me).

/knows this is fark

You know why there are ants on the premises? because of disgusting slobs that leave piles of sugar laying around for weeks on end.

I don't care enough to do any research, but I'm pretty sure ants can't smell beyond the footpring of an apartment building. Ants live where the terrain is hospitable. If you buy/build a house/apartment there, enjoy.


I suppose we could only build our buildings inside the arctic/antarctic circles, but that would be damned inconvenient and crowded.

 
SoxSweepAgain 2009-06-21 02:43:21 AM  

 
fubuvsfitch 2009-06-21 02:57:17 AM  
Speaking of Peeps, I've been trying to find an article for years now:

A guy makes a giant cross out of peeps, and then walks by a sunday school classroom or something.

A million, bagillion thank yous to anyone who can help me find this old article.

Google has failed me in my pursuit.

 
eas81 2009-06-21 03:15:13 AM  
fubuvsfitch: Speaking of Peeps, I've been trying to find an article for years now:

A guy makes a giant cross out of peeps, and then walks by a sunday school classroom or something.

A million, bagillion thank yous to anyone who can help me find this old article.

Google has failed me in my pursuit.


holy peepus (new window)

/got nothing

 
eas81 2009-06-21 03:16:16 AM  
eas81: fubuvsfitch: Speaking of Peeps, I've been trying to find an article for years now:

A guy makes a giant cross out of peeps, and then walks by a sunday school classroom or something.

A million, bagillion thank yous to anyone who can help me find this old article.

Google has failed me in my pursuit.

holy peepus (new window)

/got nothing


html..i fail

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Holy-Peepus-marshamallow-peeps-42 3 873_800_1070.jpg

 
Ral 2009-06-21 03:58:24 AM  
Her religious beliefs? Seriously? Marshmallow peeps have nothing to do with Christ's resurrection.

 
Oznog 2009-06-21 04:43:20 AM  
TTIUWP

This Thread Is Useless Without Peeps

 
fubuvsfitch 2009-06-21 05:14:20 AM  
eas81

If I had five bucks to spare, I'd so sponsor you.

Thanks a million.

*+1 Internets*

 
fubuvsfitch 2009-06-21 05:15:14 AM  
Wait... that's not it...

 
surlyweasel 2009-06-21 06:08:19 AM  
Castlegate: I doubt her lease allowed that many peeps to stay there.

I'm dedicating my Boobies to you. You have warmed the cockles of my heart.

 
Imari 2009-06-21 06:17:49 AM  
surlyweasel
I'm dedicating my Boobies to you. You have warmed the cockles of my heart.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 
spawn73 2009-06-21 07:33:17 AM  
Seacop: spawn73: She was evicted for refusing to pay her rent. Reading comprehension ftw.

"Pineau said the payment wasn't made because the apartment effectively began the legal eviction process with the first notice and breached the contract."

Yes, FTW.

"With the support of her neighbors, Burdick refused to remove the décor. That's when apartment managers tore down the display, her attorney said. In response, he said, Burdick withheld her May rent payment and received another notice May 6 telling her she would be evicted from the building if she didn't pay within three days."


She stopped paying her rent. I'll stand by my reading comprehension comment.

 
kevinboehm 2009-06-21 07:57:55 AM  
The "Protected speech" thing is BS, too. Only applies if the Government is telling you to STFU. Since this is the person that owns the property you are defacing telling you, and not the government, then you need to shut it or leave.

 
Mstreemn 2009-06-21 08:43:29 AM  
The company I worked for did not allow to use flammable decorations so nothing made of paper or peeps on the door.

/religious freedom really? she has bunnies and peeps up not pictures of zombie jose which may be acceptable if it fills requirement 1. One tenant I had kept a metal cross on the door.
//what would you answer on the survey given to you by the crazy lady down the hall? The other tenants probably were concerned she go nutty on them if they didn't say they supported her.
///never refuse to pay rent: you put it into a escrow account until the issue is resolved that way they can't say you didn't pay

////used to work for a property management company; saw some crazy shiate in peoples apartments during yearly inspections

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:58:29 AM  
i249.photobucket.com

 
elidet 2009-06-21 09:03:42 AM  
How about reading the lease before signing it, lady?!

 
Steve Zodiac 2009-06-21 09:08:55 AM  
Pootums: It's proven and documented that Peeps will even last through a thermonuclear device going off. Bikini Atoll is still covered in 'em. They never go bad.

They are created bad. They don't NEED to GO bad.

 
AliasUndercover 2009-06-21 09:09:22 AM  
Why do people live in Boulder?

 
tukatz [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 09:44:20 AM  
"An Easter decoration is a religious statement and should be protected - even if it is just bunnies."


Jesus Bunny?

 
Sugarloafer 2009-06-21 09:48:53 AM  
Gunbarrel, while in Boulder County, is not Boulder. People live in Gunbarrel because it's close to Boulder, but cheaper.

 
oskiller 2009-06-21 12:17:28 PM  
Here's my question on something, and maybe someone with legal experience can tell me, the article also said she had to sell her home of 22 years to settle her mother's estate. I thought if there was not enough money in the estate to settle any bills etc, the creditors etc were basically SOL. Why would she have to sell her house to settle someone else's estate?

 
amanogowa 2009-06-21 01:51:58 PM  
oskiller: Here's my question on something, and maybe someone with legal experience can tell me, the article also said she had to sell her home of 22 years to settle her mother's estate. I thought if there was not enough money in the estate to settle any bills etc, the creditors etc were basically SOL. Why would she have to sell her house to settle someone else's estate?

She may have been stupid enough not to understand that...

If you willingly add money to the estate to settle it -- it is your fault.

 
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