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(Burlington Free Press) Stupid PETA asks Phish to temporarily change their name to "Sea Kittens" for their concerts this weekend in an effort to get people to not view fish as food   (burlingtonfreepress.com) divider line 74
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skitzo [TotalFark] 2009-06-20 09:24:37 PM  
What if I view kittens as food?

 
verbal_jizm [TotalFark] 2009-06-20 09:52:40 PM  
Sea kittens sound tasty.

 
nvmac 2009-06-20 10:06:07 PM  
Wet pussies?

I don't think my wife would let me go to that concert.

 
John Paul Jones [TotalFark] 2009-06-20 10:15:17 PM  
I want to see a MADD vs. PETA deathmatch.

Hopefully they both die.

 
WalkingCarpet [TotalFark] 2009-06-20 10:32:04 PM  
Boy, PETA is going to be pissed when Phish ignores them and they find out about this...

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robmilmel [TotalFark] 2009-06-20 10:55:37 PM  
WalkingCarpet: Boy, PETA is going to be pissed when Phish ignores them and they find out about this...

I tried feeding that to my fish and they died...maybe I gave them too much?

 
Winktologist [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 12:48:05 AM  
So, then people will think cats are tasty instead?

i73.photobucket.com
/been waiting for a good chance to use that

 
squidzilla [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 12:55:02 AM  
Glad to see that Phish didn't take the bait.

/Phish fan
//fisherman
///PETA, please FOADIAF

 
EverWatcher [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 02:05:04 AM  
Sort-of old news, sadly:

Link (new window)

 
Pr1nc3ss 2009-06-21 05:32:12 AM  
WTF PETA? Seriously! I used to somehwat support this organization, but in the last 5 years they've lost their freaking minds. Give me a break. I thought the Obama fly thing was moronic, but this is the icing on the cake. I'm all for humanely killing an animal to eat, but they are going too far now. They have no credibility. They're just a bunch of idiots!

 
Dampfplauderer 2009-06-21 05:35:24 AM  
Wasn't there a practice to get rid of unwanted litter which pretty much turned them into "sea kittens" ?

 
Doctor Jan Itor 2009-06-21 06:04:47 AM  
Cat, the other other white meat.

www.thecatgallery.com

 
electrik mayhem 2009-06-21 06:19:51 AM  
www.sustainabilityninja.com

/link may cause burns or serious injury. handle with caution.

 
Penguin4x4 2009-06-21 07:11:15 AM  
Fish are friends not food

/sorry, had to...

 
dstanley 2009-06-21 07:16:41 AM  
www.ezthemes.com

 
Grote-Man [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:27:21 AM  
FTFA: The band is scheduled to play in landlocked Wisconsin tonight and Sunday - as Phish.

Um... Last I checked (wait I'll check again... yep), Wisconsin is on Lake Michigan. That's not exactly landlocked.

/That's good reporting there Lou...

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 08:53:10 AM  
Dear PETA,

phark Ophph.

 
zvoidx 2009-06-21 09:06:07 AM  
Please Eat The Animals
/done in 18

 
incircles 2009-06-21 09:12:26 AM  
I wish there were a pro-vegetarian, pro-animal-rights group that people could take seriously.

 
FirstNationalBastard 2009-06-21 09:16:40 AM  
Doctor Jan Itor: Cat, the other other white meat.

i6.photobucket.com

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2009-06-21 09:39:55 AM  
Even fish think fish are food. Give me a break.

 
lucifloyd 2009-06-21 11:39:57 AM  
i'd like to hook that PETA campaigner in the mouth and drag her violently behind a car...

 
John Buck 41 2009-06-21 12:13:00 PM  
John Paul Jones: I want to see a MADD vs. PETA deathmatch.

Hopefully they both die.


+infinity 1's

 
John Buck 41 2009-06-21 12:18:39 PM  
Grote-Man: FTFA: The band is scheduled to play in landlocked Wisconsin tonight and Sunday - as Phish.

Um... Last I checked (wait I'll check again... yep), Wisconsin is on Lake Michigan. That's not exactly landlocked.

/That's good reporting there Lou...


Splitting hairs, but since this is about sea kittens...but, yeah, the reporter probably could have used a better phrase/word.

 
Doomed 2009-06-21 12:19:57 PM  
Personally, I think keeping kittens underwater is cruel. Shame on you, PETA.

 
IrieTom 2009-06-21 12:23:45 PM  
I feed from the bottom, you feed from the top
I live upon morsels you happen to drop
And coffee that somehow leaks out of your cup
If nothing comes down then Im forced to swim up
On the way upwards, the colors come back
But all along the bottom is blue, grey, and black
The darkness is cold and perception goes wrong
And the night seems to go on incredibly long

So I ask you why if Im swimming by,
Dont you see anything youd like to try?

Pantomime mixtures of heaven and earth
Jumbled events that have less than no worth
Time in the forest to dig under rocks
Or float in the ocean asleep in a box

Or sink just below all the churning and froth
And swim to the light source or fly like a moth
So toss away stuff you dont need in the end
But keep whats important and know whos your friend

So I ask you why if Im swimming by,
Dont you see anything that youd like to try?

If Im swimming by

From the bottom, from the top ( x 8 )

 
Gordon Bennett 2009-06-21 12:24:51 PM  
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mynameismark 2009-06-21 12:35:20 PM  
I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA but this is clinically retarded.

 
TheGreatZarquon 2009-06-21 12:41:48 PM  
Just curious, but what the fark do PETA members actually eat?

 
FirstNationalBastard 2009-06-21 12:48:54 PM  
babies.

 
NoDitchDigging 2009-06-21 12:55:10 PM  
Cue the "Look at me, I'm an attention whore" pic

Too lazy to link to it. Haven't had my coffee or bagel with lox spread yet.

 
goatsgomoo 2009-06-21 01:07:36 PM  
If they want Phish to change their name to Sea Kitten, then they should also be trying to get people to refer to the practice of phishing as "sea kittening".

 
Whatthefark 2009-06-21 01:47:30 PM  
They should change their name to Dinner for the show.

 
nicksteel 2009-06-21 02:04:45 PM  
mynameismark: I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA but this is clinically retarded.

I killed an ant this morning. Are you going to press charges??

 
Simplex_X-L [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 02:14:54 PM  
Considering that PETA went apeshiat over President Obama swatting a fly, I suppose ants could become PETA's next cause celébre.

/Deep end, meet PETA.

 
mynameismark 2009-06-21 02:18:55 PM  
nicksteel: mynameismark: I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA but this is clinically retarded.

I killed an ant this morning. Are you going to press charges??



F*ck you, d-bag.

/and not for the ant

 
OrganicMisanthropist 2009-06-21 02:26:31 PM  
TheGreatZarquon: Just curious, but what the fark do PETA members actually eat?

hidden in a bathroom stall with a hamburger so nobody can see them?

 
downtownkid 2009-06-21 02:27:23 PM  
mynameismark: I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA but this is clinically retarded.

So what is your position on Masochists? They desire abuse, so you denying them the right to be abused is a form of abuse as well. Riddle me that, Batman.

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-21 03:06:10 PM  
What about Animal Crackers?

Oh, and PeTA will be furious when they discover the awesomeness that is:

aninsideoutsock.files.wordpress.com

 
xrayspx 2009-06-21 03:43:18 PM  
I would like to formally request PETA temporarily change their name to Puppy Killing Thought Police Cult of Personality to draw public attention to the plight of dogs slaughtered under their care.

I wonder how that request will turn out.

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2009-06-21 04:09:10 PM  
Winktologist: So, then people will think cats are tasty instead?


/been waiting for a good chance to use that


THAT CAT PUSHING THAT WATERMELON IS A SLAVE!!!!!

 
nicksteel 2009-06-21 04:21:23 PM  
mynameismark: nicksteel: mynameismark: I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA but this is clinically retarded.

I killed an ant this morning. Are you going to press charges??


F*ck you, d-bag.

/and not for the ant


so much for you being against abuse.

 
whatshisname 2009-06-21 04:36:57 PM  
These people really are insane, aren't they?
Have they ever realized that their acronym contains a word which means "slave animal" in their books?

 
shadowself 2009-06-21 04:53:41 PM  
mynameismark: I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA

So if a mosquito landed on you and started feeding from your arm, you would gently pull it out, being careful not to harm it, place it in a container so you can take it and release it elsewhere?

I love animals, but PETA and their followers are unbelievable. PETA is to animal welfare as Fred Phelps is to religion.

 
mud_shark 2009-06-21 06:20:02 PM  
Trey is just stupid enough to do this. (Please prove me wrong).

My cat is sitting here begging for this not to happen because she's seen my grill and it is a scorcher.

 
mud_shark 2009-06-21 06:23:22 PM  
On a side note, I am starting an organization called PRESTA.

People for the Reasonable, Ethical and Sustainable Treatment of Animals.

I wear a leather jacket during the winter. My woman wears a fur coat. We rescue cats and dogs off the street. We swat flies. We support the culling of Elk in Rocky Mountain National Park. We eat steak.

We do not tolerate the mistreatment of any animal.

We are also wondering when PETA members are in season.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2009-06-21 06:34:51 PM  
You know, I'd really LIKE to support an organization called "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals"...

 
arghyematey 2009-06-21 07:20:59 PM  
Ew, Phish and PETA mentioned in the same sentence. I think I'm going to throw up.

 
ErikShocker 2009-06-21 07:24:16 PM  
PETA asked someone to do something? I thought they only demanded things? You know, liberal fascists, like the feminazis. They usually threaten things if they don't get their way.

/that's right both sides have them

 
Archfeld 2009-06-21 07:33:54 PM  
'We are also wondering when PETA members are in season.'

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to eat a PETA member, they are almost assuredlly carrying Mad People Disease, which appears to be high contagious.

 
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