What if I view kittens as food?

Sea kittens sound tasty.

Wet pussies?

I don't think my wife would let me go to that concert.

I want to see a MADD vs. PETA deathmatch.

Hopefully they both die.

Boy, PETA is going to be pissed when Phish ignores them and they find out about this...

WalkingCarpet: Boy, PETA is going to be pissed when Phish ignores them and they find out about this...

I tried feeding that to my fish and they died...maybe I gave them too much?

So, then people will think cats are tasty instead?


/been waiting for a good chance to use that

Glad to see that Phish didn't take the bait.

/Phish fan
//fisherman
///PETA, please FOADIAF

Sort-of old news, sadly:

Link (new window)

WTF PETA? Seriously! I used to somehwat support this organization, but in the last 5 years they've lost their freaking minds. Give me a break. I thought the Obama fly thing was moronic, but this is the icing on the cake. I'm all for humanely killing an animal to eat, but they are going too far now. They have no credibility. They're just a bunch of idiots!

Wasn't there a practice to get rid of unwanted litter which pretty much turned them into "sea kittens" ?

Cat, the other other white meat.

/link may cause burns or serious injury. handle with caution.

Fish are friends not food

/sorry, had to...

FTFA: The band is scheduled to play in landlocked Wisconsin tonight and Sunday - as Phish.

Um... Last I checked (wait I'll check again... yep), Wisconsin is on Lake Michigan. That's not exactly landlocked.

/That's good reporting there Lou...

Dear PETA,

phark Ophph.

Please Eat The Animals
/done in 18

I wish there were a pro-vegetarian, pro-animal-rights group that people could take seriously.

Doctor Jan Itor: Cat, the other other white meat.

Even fish think fish are food. Give me a break.

i'd like to hook that PETA campaigner in the mouth and drag her violently behind a car...

John Paul Jones: I want to see a MADD vs. PETA deathmatch.

Hopefully they both die.

+infinity 1's

Grote-Man: FTFA: The band is scheduled to play in landlocked Wisconsin tonight and Sunday - as Phish.

Um... Last I checked (wait I'll check again... yep), Wisconsin is on Lake Michigan. That's not exactly landlocked.

/That's good reporting there Lou...

Splitting hairs, but since this is about sea kittens...but, yeah, the reporter probably could have used a better phrase/word.

Personally, I think keeping kittens underwater is cruel. Shame on you, PETA.

I feed from the bottom, you feed from the top
I live upon morsels you happen to drop
And coffee that somehow leaks out of your cup
If nothing comes down then Im forced to swim up
On the way upwards, the colors come back
But all along the bottom is blue, grey, and black
The darkness is cold and perception goes wrong
And the night seems to go on incredibly long

So I ask you why if Im swimming by,
Dont you see anything youd like to try?

Pantomime mixtures of heaven and earth
Jumbled events that have less than no worth
Time in the forest to dig under rocks
Or float in the ocean asleep in a box

Or sink just below all the churning and froth
And swim to the light source or fly like a moth
So toss away stuff you dont need in the end
But keep whats important and know whos your friend

So I ask you why if Im swimming by,
Dont you see anything that youd like to try?

If Im swimming by

From the bottom, from the top ( x 8 )

I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA but this is clinically retarded.

Just curious, but what the fark do PETA members actually eat?

babies.

Cue the "Look at me, I'm an attention whore" pic

Too lazy to link to it. Haven't had my coffee or bagel with lox spread yet.

If they want Phish to change their name to Sea Kitten, then they should also be trying to get people to refer to the practice of phishing as "sea kittening".

They should change their name to Dinner for the show.

mynameismark: I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA but this is clinically retarded.

I killed an ant this morning. Are you going to press charges??

Considering that PETA went apeshiat over President Obama swatting a fly, I suppose ants could become PETA's next cause celébre.

/Deep end, meet PETA.

nicksteel: mynameismark: I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA but this is clinically retarded.

I killed an ant this morning. Are you going to press charges??


F*ck you, d-bag.

/and not for the ant

TheGreatZarquon: Just curious, but what the fark do PETA members actually eat?

hidden in a bathroom stall with a hamburger so nobody can see them?

mynameismark: I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA but this is clinically retarded.

So what is your position on Masochists? They desire abuse, so you denying them the right to be abused is a form of abuse as well. Riddle me that, Batman.

What about Animal Crackers?

Oh, and PeTA will be furious when they discover the awesomeness that is:

I would like to formally request PETA temporarily change their name to Puppy Killing Thought Police Cult of Personality to draw public attention to the plight of dogs slaughtered under their care.

I wonder how that request will turn out.

Winktologist: So, then people will think cats are tasty instead?


/been waiting for a good chance to use that

THAT CAT PUSHING THAT WATERMELON IS A SLAVE!!!!!

mynameismark: nicksteel: mynameismark: I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA but this is clinically retarded.

I killed an ant this morning. Are you going to press charges??


F*ck you, d-bag.

/and not for the ant

so much for you being against abuse.

These people really are insane, aren't they?
Have they ever realized that their acronym contains a word which means "slave animal" in their books?

mynameismark: I am vehemently opposed to any kind of abuse to anything living and I've been known to back PETA

So if a mosquito landed on you and started feeding from your arm, you would gently pull it out, being careful not to harm it, place it in a container so you can take it and release it elsewhere?

I love animals, but PETA and their followers are unbelievable. PETA is to animal welfare as Fred Phelps is to religion.

Trey is just stupid enough to do this. (Please prove me wrong).

My cat is sitting here begging for this not to happen because she's seen my grill and it is a scorcher.

On a side note, I am starting an organization called PRESTA.

People for the Reasonable, Ethical and Sustainable Treatment of Animals.

I wear a leather jacket during the winter. My woman wears a fur coat. We rescue cats and dogs off the street. We swat flies. We support the culling of Elk in Rocky Mountain National Park. We eat steak.

We do not tolerate the mistreatment of any animal.

We are also wondering when PETA members are in season.

You know, I'd really LIKE to support an organization called "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals"...

Ew, Phish and PETA mentioned in the same sentence. I think I'm going to throw up.

PETA asked someone to do something? I thought they only demanded things? You know, liberal fascists, like the feminazis. They usually threaten things if they don't get their way.

/that's right both sides have them

'We are also wondering when PETA members are in season.'

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to eat a PETA member, they are almost assuredlly carrying Mad People Disease, which appears to be high contagious.