My wand is shooting pixie dust.

I put on my robe and wizard hat...


/obligatory

based in modern-day Manhattan

WTF? Maybe they'll rebuild the twin towers with their magic powers and a huge American flag will explode with fireworks while everyone chants USA! USA! Or, you know, they could stop going so far afield from original stories for once.

Who's going to play the broom - Conan O'Brien?

Her and Salma Hayek, doesn't get hotter, despite getting up there.

Do want.

The story sounds like a big bucket of crap, but Monica is in it, so it might be tolerable.

really? her?

/studman

She looks completely out of place. Reminds me of that movie with DeNiro where he's some fantasy flying boat captain and basically came across as "here's Robert DeNiro in a costume."

That said, I'd like to tap her Azkaban.

She is lovely.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Loosely adapted from the classic story from Fantasia



Is not amused.



Him either.

Quasar: She looks completely out of place. Reminds me of that movie with DeNiro where he's some fantasy flying boat captain and basically came across as "here's Robert DeNiro in a costume."

That said, I'd like to tap her Azkaban.

Stardust was really good.

That is all.

whereisian: Quasar: She looks completely out of place. Reminds me of that movie with DeNiro where he's some fantasy flying boat captain and basically came across as "here's Robert DeNiro in a costume."

That said, I'd like to tap her Azkaban.

Stardust was really good.

That is all.

I heard it was; I just can't get over the commercials.

Never thought that she was great. Salma Hayek? Hell yeah. Now Monica is starting to show her age. Don't get me wrong. Wouldn't kick her out of bed, but there is better now. Thought she was a bit overrated.

Honestly, she's not looking her best in those shots. Part of it is the ridiculous effort to make her look young, and the fact that THIS IS THE MOST RETARDED MOVIE IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIE IDEAS AND WHAT THE FARK must be rubbing off on her.

And I enjoyed her in Shoot 'em Up, so trust me: I know retarded movie ideas.

I have no idea who she is, but I hope she can act.

whereisian: Stardust was really good.

That is all.

It far exceeded all of my expectations, was pretty great.

/these pics aren't exactly the best of her.

Wow.. what a disappointing dress.

Why couldn't it be something more like this?

RadioactiveApe: Wow.. what a disappointing dress.

Why couldn't it be something more like this?

THIS

Yeah, this looks horrendous as a film concept. "Loosely adapted" from Fantasia... I think they need a dictionary or something, because I see absolutely nothing about this storyline that has anything to do with Fantasia.

/thinks lyle lovett should play the broom.

johnny quid from rocknrolla is in this, cant be that bad

Wow! She looks really different from when she was in Firefly.

Fanboys annoy the shiat out of me. "King of England", "corn from poop from the guy that sells the tires to the company that delivered her panties to the store before she bought them", "fist of an angry/mighty/alien god". Baaah. Such bullshiat. There's plenty of real women, ones that will fit your bill and then some, right there, right by you, waiting for you to make a real move. Internet masturbatory fantasizing is a loser's hobby. Really, why bother even saying that you'll fark/lick/do whatever to some random stranger? She could be a total biatch, one that could make you would want to rip your out your own throat, just so you don't have to listen to her one more goddamn time when she complains, nags, criticizes, lies, evades, or generally shiats on you.

That said, boy, I'd love to fark that woman.

Kirby Muxloe: Wow! She looks really different from when she was in Firefly.

you are thinking of Morena Baccarin

SomeoneDumb: I have no idea who she is, but I hope she can act.

Nicolas Cage movie. No acting required.

Nicolas Cage? I think I just gave myself a concussion with that facepalm.

God, she's gross.

I'd hit it so hard it would be irreversible.

masteroffm: Kirby Muxloe: Wow! She looks really different from when she was in Firefly.

you are thinking of Morena Baccarin

I hear she'll be in the new V series

She's beautiful but that costume is really uninspired. Looks like a goth girl's prom dress or something they rented from a Halloween shop.

/yeah, I'm gay.

crap! Sere me right for posting during meetings.

/I shall now study the two women closely
//so I can tell them apart in the future

Something magical is happening in my pants.

...

...wow, those are unfortunate pics.

Is everybody ready for an influx of new ridiculous Nic Cage pics?

Ipecac1974: masteroffm: Kirby Muxloe: Wow! She looks really different from when she was in Firefly.

you are thinking of Morena Baccarin

I hear she'll be in the new V series

Link (new window)

i dont think she looks good with such short hair

That woman should never wear anything but red.

All my D&D buddies down here in my mom's basement really think she's +4 Charisma.

coco ebert: That woman should never wear anything but red.

brynaldo: Is everybody ready for an influx of new ridiculous Nic Cage pics?

I hope there is a ruff.

She has no hips in those photos.

masteroffm: Link (new window)

i dont think she looks good with such short hair

Really? I think she looks better, or at least just as good.

Belltower: I'd hit it so hard it would be irreversible.

See/n what you did there.

This thread is gayer than Gay Day at Disneyland...

..and in case any of you farkers are interested in Gay Day (new window).

Kirby Muxloe: Wow! She looks really different from when she was in Firefly.

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought of her

she's ugly.

those pictures do not do her justice. this woman is insanely beautiful.

Those aren't the greatest pics but god I would still wreck that woman.