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(Starpulse) Sad You're Garth Brooks's bipolar sister and you just had a fight with your lesbian girlfriend. Do you C: Run around the neighborhood naked?   (starpulse.com) divider line 33
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2xhelix [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 01:13:30 AM  
A friend tells the publication, "She (Smittle) told me they had trouble finding the right meds (medication) for her.

Bad thing about bipolar disorder is that it can take years to find the right combination that works. Best of luck to her.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 01:21:58 AM  
2xhelix: A friend tells the publication, "She (Smittle) told me they had trouble finding the right meds (medication) for her.

Bad thing about bipolar disorder is that it can take years to find the right combination that works. Best of luck to her.


Yep. My wife is Bipolar I, and the doctors pretty much have to shoot in the dark looking for the right combination of meds. The wrong combination can make Bipolars several orders of magnitude worse, if you can imagine that.

I can ;)

 
El_Frijole_Blanco [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 01:27:51 AM  
If she looks like Garth I am glad the article did not contain pics

 
Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 01:28:15 AM  
I guess this helps explain his dissociative identity disorder:


tamethebear.tv

 
beve [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 01:29:28 AM  
I would certainly hope so.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 03:34:46 AM  
El_Frijole_Blanco: If she looks like Garth I am glad the article did not contain pics

He once described himself as "a thumb, wearing a cowboy hat".

 
Luthiel 2009-06-19 06:05:12 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Bleh.

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 06:10:37 AM  
Harriet Gaines.

 
Crewmannumber6 2009-06-19 08:16:27 AM  
If you're good looking you do. Otherwise, no.

 
bluefelix 2009-06-19 09:29:51 AM  
My nephew got his unregulated bipolar girlfriend pregnant. We're thrilled.

She hasn't run around the block naked.... yet.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 09:35:37 AM  
bluefelix: My nephew got his unregulated bipolar girlfriend pregnant. We're thrilled.

She hasn't run around the block naked.... yet.


Oh, it'll happen. Not necessarily the naked part, but it'll be something that catches everyone's attention ;)

 
vevolis 2009-06-19 09:36:44 AM  
images.starpulse.com

Garth Brooks lesbian sister?

 
Already Disturbed 2009-06-19 09:37:05 AM  
They never found her clothing, just her footprints in the sand...

 
bluefelix 2009-06-19 09:44:46 AM  
SpinStopper: bluefelix: My nephew got his unregulated bipolar girlfriend pregnant. We're thrilled.

She hasn't run around the block naked.... yet.

Oh, it'll happen. Not necessarily the naked part, but it'll be something that catches everyone's attention ;)



Yah. You should see them fight about every little thing having to do with the baby. The name. What kinds of activities will they allow her to do (nephew wants karate lessons, girlfriend wants only a frilly girly girl).

Our family actually has a plan in place that calls for the girl to not be left alone with the baby the first 6 months or so. Jesus wept...

 
Farkengruven 2009-06-19 11:03:40 AM  
And just why do we only get a photo of Garth Brooks?

 
radioman_ 2009-06-19 11:07:40 AM  
Garth, for all his talents, is not the handsomest of celebrities. Indeed in an honest self-appraisel I have heard him voice this very sentiment. I suspect his sister is not worth seeing naked except for the titillation of the deepest of basement dwellers.

 
Goonie_Goo_Goo 2009-06-19 11:18:59 AM  
radioman_: Garth, for all his talents, is not the handsomest of celebrities. Indeed in an honest self-appraisel I have heard him voice this very sentiment. I suspect his sister is not worth seeing naked except for the titillation of the deepest of basement dwellers.

90% of Farkers?

 
purple helmet 2009-06-19 11:43:33 AM  
It's boots and chaps
It's cowboy hats
It's spurs and a latigo...

No...never mind. Was going to work "naked sister" in there an it just won't work out.

 
dstanley 2009-06-19 12:04:31 PM  
vevolis: Garth Brooks lesbian sister?

You know, I only saw the top of his head when the window opened up, and I really thought that was his sister's hair.

/it said lesbian

 
MFL 2009-06-19 12:05:45 PM  
SpinStopper
Yep. My wife is Bipolar I, and the doctors pretty much have to shoot in the dark looking for the right combination of meds. The wrong combination can make Bipolars several orders of magnitude worse, if you can imagine that.

How can you tell if your old lady is bipolar or just farking crazy? Mine is nuttier than a pet coon, but don't know if meds are the answer. How can you tell?

 
GrizzlyAdamsRox 2009-06-19 12:12:03 PM  
Already Disturbed: They never found her clothing, just her footprints in the sand...

Nice.
+1 for you.

 
Riley Diefenbach [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 12:18:10 PM  
And the thunder rolls...

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 02:02:14 PM  
Garth Brooks' bipolar lesbian sister sounds like an insult and made me laugh.

 
Japancakes [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 02:24:15 PM  
"Lesbian Girlfriend?"

really?

Subby puts in long hours at the Department of Redundancy Department, yes?

Oh. And sincere expressions of luck to her on keeping her illness in check. Personal experiences re: the topic inform my desire for her to see her find the best treatment.

 
squealie 2009-06-19 03:57:48 PM  
What's the over/under on how long before someone uses "Garth Brooks' Bipolar Lesbian SIster" as a Fark handle?
/inquring minds want to know
//not making fun of BP sufferers FYI

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-06-19 04:32:13 PM  
MFL: SpinStopper
Yep. My wife is Bipolar I, and the doctors pretty much have to shoot in the dark looking for the right combination of meds. The wrong combination can make Bipolars several orders of magnitude worse, if you can imagine that.

How can you tell if your old lady is bipolar or just farking crazy? Mine is nuttier than a pet coon, but don't know if meds are the answer. How can you tell?


The doctors tell me so.

Actually, there are a number of criteria defining bipolar with behavior as the major symptom. They can define it, but they aren't entirely sure how to treat it ;)

 
BlorfMaster 2009-06-19 04:58:45 PM  
I hate bipolar people.

Just ship them off to some island. We can call it Crazeland.

 
KingGeegers 2009-06-19 06:57:30 PM  
Otto's_Jacket: I guess this helps explain his dissociative identity disorder:

Didn't he come out of the closet in last months Rolling Stone?

 
boilerguy 2009-06-19 08:18:56 PM  
Already Disturbed
"They never found her clothing, just her footprints in the sand..."



Only the real die hard Garth fans will probably get it but kudos!

/Garth fan
/knows all the lyrics to every song
/probably shouldn't have posted this bit of info

 
The DBS 2009-06-19 08:28:14 PM  
Only the real die hard Garth fans will probably get it but kudos!

I'm not a fan and I got it.

I kind of cheated since I live in Oklahoma and they practically forced you to listen to him for several years back in the '90's.

 
newton 2009-06-20 12:07:57 AM  
Stop giving her Psych meds.

Check her thyroid and adrenals.

Full Thyroid AND Full adrenal testing.

can do it for under $300 bucks via online labs.

The Doctors are WRONG.

This goes for anyone diagnosed bi-polar.

BI-POLAR is Bullshiat!

Your Adrenal system is freaking out and switching on and off.
That IS bipolar. Treat the cause.
Dont take the psych meds.

SpinStopper- Google adrenal fatigue. Please. ;)


Ps. It's your hormones. Not your mind.

/I'll be waiting with Bill Hicks at the evolution bell curve.

I love you....

 
shadowself 2009-06-20 02:51:56 PM  
Farkengruven: And just why do we only get a photo of Garth Brooks?

There is more than that. You also get a link to MORE photos of Garth Brooks.

 
preshrink 2009-06-20 05:18:02 PM  
SpinStopper: MFL: SpinStopper

Actually, there are a number of criteria defining bipolar with behavior as the major symptom. They can define it, but they aren't entirely sure how to treat it ;)


Mania/hypomania is really difficult to nail down and sometimes takes more than one psychiatric opinion. I've seen way too many people who tell me they've been diagnosed "manic depressive" and report no history of anything resembling mania/hypomania.

With drugs, sometimes the cure is worse than the disease. If you're diabetic there's an entire class of drugs off limits to you because they cause elevated blood sugar. It's a high-stakes crap shoot.

 
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