trashed!

The prosecution rests.

He can bill himself as "the narcoleptic attorney"

"Odor in the court!"

Rough night!
Later that day:
"I'm never drinking again!"

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The prosecution rests.

And the first thing we'll do, we'll throw out all the lawyers!

I am not in the least bit shocked as lawyers have a much greater tendency to become alcoholics than almost every profession. Hell, I'm drunk now at 12:55 a.m. with a court call at 10:00 a.m.

That reminds me, I need to put out the trash...really. Thanks.

"$107,000 in tax dollars. That's four times more than the next highest-paid city attorney..." The most surprising thing about this story is the other attornies make only $26.5k a year. I hope they're part time.

doglover: And the first thing we'll do, we'll throw out all the lawyers!

nice one

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The prosecution rests.

Winner.

"There was no crime committed," Deeringer said.

Although police records describe Wilder as "10-47" - police code for intoxicated - upon officers' arrival, no breath alcohol or sobriety test was administered.

Which is it?

Good to see southern Indiana making a big impression.

/not to far from home
//In SC and hate it.

Was it this guy?

approves

Came to see a picture of Oscar the Grouch, but will have to supply one when I can switch from cellphone to laptop.

Trashcan Man FTW!

Hilarious!

There's a link to order photo reprints. Win.

Don't you hate it when they throw out a perfectly good attorney...

Send in the Russians

Oscar?

Why not just collapse and sleep on the grass like any other drunk? The trash can seems awfully symbolic. That would be my story, if I were him - my enemies roofied my drink and put me in a trash-can, in order to destroy my effectiveness as a litigator.

Biscuit Tin: Why not just collapse and sleep on the grass like any other drunk? The trash can seems awfully symbolic. That would be my story, if I were him - my enemies roofied my drink and put me in a trash-can, in order to destroy my effectiveness as a litigator.

I'm pretty sure his friends put him in there and figured he would wake up before people took pictures.

Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.

This is my hometown.
There's a reason I moved a thousand miles away.

Constable Tom:

"And the problem with that is...?"



If you don't touch another man's fries, there is no problem.

This stuff used to happen to me all the time. So glad I'm sober. I hope he gets the help he needs.

BoronCarbon: Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.

A solid second-place entry.

If you've ever been to Jeffersonville, the inside of a trashcan isn't much different than the city outside.

Surprised no one's GIS'd this guy yet:

MetaCarpal: This is my hometown.
There's a reason I moved a thousand miles away.

I am in Utica, so I guess I should consider 2000 thousand to be safe?

Biscuit Tin: Why not just collapse and sleep on the grass like any other drunk?

It's been raining every day here. By mid month we were 3" ahead for June. I assume he crawled in to get out of the rain, current or anticipated.

the_colonel: "$107,000 in tax dollars. That's four times more than the next highest-paid city attorney..." The most surprising thing about this story is the other attornies make only $26.5k a year. I hope they're part time.

They are his relatives and people in his law office for the most part.

Hey, I'm not gonna cast the first stone. There were many a night in my younger days when I could've used a nice, comfy garbage can like that.

Kalashinator: Surprised no one's GIS'd this guy yet:

J'ya get that thing I senchya?

I don't earn as much as this guy, and there are times I think my life hasn't gone quite the way it should.

But at least I never fell asleep in a trash can.

wasted!

Must have done the Beerfest strike out.

Take a hit,chug a beer, do a shot, blow out the smoke.

Fair_Poopsmith: www.infinitecoolness.com

Rat Man: Dude's crazy.
Lloyd Henreid: Like we're not?

this can't be real. the pic is way too funny for this to actually be real

Jeffersonville is the anus of Indiana.

New Albany FTW!

Question: Was he white trash before or after this picture?

GameVoid: Jeffersonville is the anus of Indiana.

Clarksville FTW!

Ftfy. Hi neighbor. :)

GameVoid: Jeffersonville is the anus of Indiana.

New Albany FTW!

Never been to Rushville, have you?

the_colonel: "$107,000 in tax dollars. That's four times more than the next highest-paid city attorney..." The most surprising thing about this story is the other attornies make only $26.5k a year. I hope they're part time.

No that's just from the city. He ALSO gets paid from his private practice and work he does for other groups.

I see he has aspirations to higher political office.

StormChaser: GameVoid: Jeffersonville is the anus of Indiana.

New Albany FTW!

Never been to Rushville, have you?

Never been to Gary, have you?

All during the night he had feverish dreams of a large green woman who smelled like coffee grinds, sour milk and cat pee.

NimbleWalrus: StormChaser: GameVoid: Jeffersonville is the anus of Indiana.

New Albany FTW!

Never been to Rushville, have you?

Never been to Gary, have you?

Never been to... shiat, there isn't anything worse than Gary!