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(Music-News) Weird Michael Jackson demands child "with no limbs or one that's in a wheelchair" to join him at his upcoming O2 Arena shows. Presumably because he's getting older and they can't run away as fast   (music-news.com) divider line 17
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rcain [TotalFark] 2009-06-18 06:02:32 PM  

 
CarnySaur 2009-06-18 07:58:10 PM  
Are you implying that Michael Jackson is some sort of pedophile?

 
SockMonkeyHolocaust 2009-06-18 08:19:03 PM  
Man that's really weird

 
redsquid 2009-06-18 08:43:31 PM  
Where's your thalidomide now, England?

 
artificialraven 2009-06-18 09:24:50 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-06-18 09:27:01 PM  
Uh,subby,thestoryisoldandJacksonsbacknLA,havingpostponedtheLondonshows.

/spacebarisbroken

 
pelzar 2009-06-18 10:06:57 PM  
rcain: How about that kid that jumped into a vat of acid^

Funniest thing I've seen all day.

 
beve [TotalFark] 2009-06-18 10:14:45 PM  
HOTY.

(that's HOTY, not HOTTY)

+1

 
Grey Street 2009-06-18 10:54:31 PM  
Not a chance any of these shows happen. Not. A. Chance.

 
jaundice_joplin 2009-06-18 11:17:08 PM  
great FN headline!

 
the biggest redneck here [TotalFark] 2009-06-18 11:24:17 PM  
Early-'80's Michael Jackson is still some of my favorite tunes. I have a very visably disabled daughter. If that freak tried to get within fifty yards of her I'd go FullOJ on his skull.

 
TJT 2009-06-19 12:08:41 AM  
Hes through with perfect little boys.

 
SkylineRecords 2009-06-19 12:23:00 AM  
rcain: How about that kid that jumped into a vat of acid^

Head first this time!!!

 
seabass242 2009-06-19 01:44:02 AM  
rcain: How about that kid that jumped into a vat of acid^

I love it when someone links something that I had completely forgotten about. God that is an awesome skit.

 
Jynnjynn 2009-06-19 03:10:24 AM  
I did not see what was so weird about the article last week saying he was requesting multi ethnic kids who know sign language, but I DO have to admit THIS one is a little weird.

 
Kareeshus 2009-06-19 11:39:05 AM  
Grey Street: Not a chance any of these shows happen. Not. A. Chance.

They'll happen; they've sunk too much money into these shows. They'll bring out MJ on marionette strings to do his lip-synching if they have to. With a crew that big, MJ could be a petrified old mummy and they'd still have enough people to do everything for him.

And he's Michael Jackson. He could stink on ice, and the fans will still love it because that's the kind of fans he has.

 
Herunar 2009-06-19 02:43:38 PM  
Old joke is old.

 
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