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(MSNBC) Hero Gov. Crist signs bill to bring some sanity to school zero-tolerance policies. Hero tag gives Florida tag the morning off   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 114
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Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-06-17 10:42:04 AM  
This is really going to take a bite out of Florida tag submissions.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2009-06-17 10:57:16 AM  
good move, charlie. now he's a republican we can all, ahem, get behind.

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2009-06-17 11:06:41 AM  
FlashHarry: good move, charlie. now he's a republican we can all, ahem, get behind.

He's sane and has some good ideas. Which means the GOP will do everything they can to try and destroy him.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-06-17 11:09:14 AM  
Cagey B: FlashHarry: good move, charlie. now he's a republican we can all, ahem, get behind.

He's sane and has some good ideas. Which means the GOP will do everything they can to try and destroy him.


At their own risk. I can't speak for everyone, obviously, but there are plenty of Florida Independents (and I dare say Democrats, too), that would give him serious consideration.

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2009-06-17 11:25:13 AM  
I kind of like this guy. Seems to make sane decisions. Why in the hell is he still a Republican?

 
Talon [TotalFark] 2009-06-17 11:51:46 AM  
clancifer: I kind of like this guy. Seems to make sane decisions. Why in the hell is he still a RepublicanPolitician?

FTFY

 
BunkoSquad 2009-06-17 12:04:24 PM  
FlashHarry: good move, charlie. now he's a republican we can all, ahem, get behind.

Even Democrats can reach around the aisle and congratulate him.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-06-17 12:04:52 PM  
So basically, they're trying to add tolerance to the zero-tolerance rules?

 
tricycleracer 2009-06-17 12:05:02 PM  
Zero-Tolerance: Decision making for idiots.

 
fuzzycuffs 2009-06-17 12:06:10 PM  
Cagey B: FlashHarry: good move, charlie. now he's a republican we can all, ahem, get behind.

He's sane and has some good ideas. Which means the GOP will do everything they can to try and destroy him.


They've already started. There's a good sized faction of the GOP that has already shunned him because he's agreed with Obama on a thing or two, which is tantamount to heresy.

 
Astra 2009-06-17 12:07:27 PM  
As a kid who spent the early 1990s in central Florida watching kids get expelled for incredibly stupid reasons on a regular basis, all I have to say is it's about freaking time.

 
sonofagunn 2009-06-17 12:07:34 PM  
Good. Zero tolerance for kids is ridiculous.

 
HotWingConspiracy 2009-06-17 12:08:33 PM  
which requires school boards to revise their zero-tolerance policies to ensure that students expelled or referred to law enforcement pose a serious threat to school safety, and are not expelled or arrested for petty misconduct

Oh, now you've done it, Charlie. These kids are going to be all hopped up an Advil and shooting each other with drawings of guns now.

 
canadianloon 2009-06-17 12:09:09 PM  
www.ratemyeverything.net

First thing I thought of.

/thanks.

 
grinding_journalist 2009-06-17 12:09:57 PM  
It makes me sad we have to legislate common sense BACK into law.

 
StreetlightInTheGhetto 2009-06-17 12:09:58 PM  
If Crist had gotten the VP nod instead of Palin, it would have been a very, very, very different race. I agree with the man on a good number of issues myself and I was holding my breath for him to be nominated. Palin just made me laugh my ass off. It's sad, really, because we need two strong parties.

Anyhow, I don't agree with him on a whole lot of stuff either, but I still remember a story about him just after he was elected - it was from some environmental groups dumbfounded that after he was elected - even though they campaigned against him - he opened his door to folks from both sides of the aisle and at least gave them a chance to say their piece if not work out compromises.

Freaking amazing. And it's sad, that that's freaking amazing.

Anyhow, well played, Crist. Keep your head above water and maybe the more rational folks in your party will finally beat down the dumbasses. I'm not holding my breath, but here's hoping.

/got detention in 9th grade for putting a blank floppy into a computer
//gotta love zero tolerance

 
factoryconnection 2009-06-17 12:15:01 PM  
Diogenes: This is really going to take a bite out of Florida tag submissions.

We just had a conversation last week about the Florida tag's appropriateness, and I concluded that only a "Hero" tag could trump it. Florida is an expression for "Fail + Appropriate Tag" and obviously there's no fail in this article. There is still plenty of fail to go around in the state, so we'll remain stocked on Fark.

Way to go, Florida lawmakers, for once.

 
skinink 2009-06-17 12:15:25 PM  

The power of Crist remands you!! The power of Crist remands you!!!


theexorcist.typepad.com


 
toonz 2009-06-17 12:15:52 PM  
StreetlightInTheGhetto: If Crist Anyone, select animals, or perhaps even some benign inanimate objects had gotten the VP nod instead of Palin, it would have been a very, very, very different race. I agree with the man on a good number of issues myself and I was holding my breath for him to be nominated. Palin just made me laugh my ass off. It's sad, really, because we need two strong parties.


a little FTFY but otherwise:
This

 
Frayed Knot 2009-06-17 12:15:59 PM  
That kinda takes the "zero" out of zero tolerance, doesn't it?

Mrs. Lovejoy, what are your feelings on this issue?

www.inkoma.com

 
jake3988 2009-06-17 12:16:37 PM  
Gov. Charlie Crist will visit Robert E. Lee Senior High School Wednesday, June 17, to sign Senate Bill 1540, which requires school boards to revise their zero-tolerance policies to ensure that students expelled or referred to law enforcement pose a serious threat to school safety, and are not expelled or arrested for petty misconduct.
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*claps*

I'm actually clapping for a republican governor. This doesn't happen often. Keep it up Crist!

 
AR55 2009-06-17 12:16:49 PM  
Now if only he could do something about University budget cuts and loss of tax revenue in the State.

 
Aexia 2009-06-17 12:18:52 PM  
Well, Senate Republicans are already lining up to oppose him so don't plan on seeing him around for long. Which is too bad because he's a good guy.

 
goochmeister42 [TotalFark] 2009-06-17 12:19:21 PM  
Christ is a Governor now?! Is he heading up Alaska??

 
DinosaursEatBabies 2009-06-17 12:20:22 PM  
Never thought I would believe in Crist, way to go.

 
Ziabatsu 2009-06-17 12:20:42 PM  
Great, now only the black students will get expelled

/okay maybe a little.

 
ucfknights 2009-06-17 12:22:13 PM  
the far right will say he's making schools less safe and revert back to their "RINO" attacks.

The Rubio vs Crist battle should be fun

 
discordium 2009-06-17 12:22:57 PM  
grinding_journalist: It makes me sad we have to legislate common sense BACK into law.

I hate to do this.... but...

THIS

 
Farkage 2009-06-17 12:24:03 PM  
Best piece ever written about zero tolerance policies:
Link (new window)

 
GeorgePasada 2009-06-17 12:26:45 PM  
Jesus Crist

El saviiiiooorrr de Florida

 
wruley 2009-06-17 12:26:54 PM  
Sooooo, the ONE SIZE FITS ALL concept doesn't work.

Nice to see the leaders of this nation finally figured out what we all knew all along!

 
sxacho 2009-06-17 12:27:36 PM  
Watching the gubernatorial debates, there was one point where I wanted to throw my TV. Crist was asked whether he agreed with and supported GW Bush and he said something to the effect of, "Of course I do. He's our leader."

I was pretty pissed when Crist won the election, but I must give credit where due. He's doing a decent job.

 
KeeptheChief 2009-06-17 12:27:41 PM  
HotWingConspiracy: which requires school boards to revise their zero-tolerance policies to ensure that students expelled or referred to law enforcement pose a serious threat to school safety, and are not expelled or arrested for petty misconduct

Oh, now you've done it, Charlie. These kids are going to be all hopped up an Advil and shooting each other with drawings of guns now.


My keyboard got a misting... not a full soaking. Well played.

 
FedExPope 2009-06-17 12:28:37 PM  
StreetlightInTheGhetto

/got detention in 9th grade for putting a blank floppy into a computer

What kind of rule led to that?

 
John Henry Eden 2009-06-17 12:29:18 PM  
Governor Crist: soft on crime.

 
discordium 2009-06-17 12:31:27 PM  
StreetlightInTheGhetto:
/got detention in 9th grade for putting a blank floppy into a computer
//gotta love zero tolerance


I didn't think you could fit a 3.5" in floppy in anything.

/I hate myself

 
tshetter 2009-06-17 12:32:31 PM  
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Gov. Charlie Crist will visit Robert E. Lee Senior High School Wednesday


I remember seeing a REL HS in Tampa as well...it was in the ghetto.

 
bhcompy 2009-06-17 12:32:50 PM  
ucfknights:

The Rubio vs Crist battle should be fun


Whose fish tacos are better? At least Crist's came with endless wine, though it did taste of iron.

 
ArrogantGod 2009-06-17 12:32:51 PM  
StreetlightInTheGhetto:
/got detention in 9th grade for putting a blank floppy into a computer

I have you beat.

I got suspended when my mom came in to the office and picked me up and took me to the dentist for my appointment.

 
lecgbe 2009-06-17 12:33:43 PM  
He's sane and has some good ideas. Which means the Democrat party will do everything they can to try and destroy him

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-06-17 12:34:11 PM  
Crist is letting these punks RUN WILD. They'll be bringing guns into school now. Kick this RINO out of our party. He coddles criminals. Charge these punks as adults.

 
discordium 2009-06-17 12:34:17 PM  
John Henry Eden: Governor Crist: soft on crime.

Governist Crist: Soft on crime, hard on.

/Wishes it were Friday, already

 
tartie_pants 2009-06-17 12:35:04 PM  
tshetter: JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Gov. Charlie Crist will visit Robert E. Lee Senior High School Wednesday


I remember seeing a REL HS in Tampa as well...it was in the ghetto.


according to my in-laws this one is in the ghetto as well.. *rolls eyes*

/lived 2 streets down ..Riverside is a lovely place to live

 
Crunch61 [TotalFark] 2009-06-17 12:35:58 PM  
Let's not sing his praises too loudly... This is the same Governor that just created $2.2 billion in new taxes and signed a bill allowing developers free-rein to pave over what's left of Florida.

He was also just recently elected Governor and now he's planning a Senate run. Screw him.

 
discordium 2009-06-17 12:36:16 PM  
ArrogantGod: StreetlightInTheGhetto:
/got detention in 9th grade for putting a blank floppy into a computer

I have you beat.

I got suspended when my mom came in to the office and picked me up and took me to the dentist for my appointment.


I got suspended because I left school during a bomb scare. Rather than wait outside in the snow for the school to be cleared, I went home with some friends.

/would do it again
//am not waiting for bombs

 
Shuriken not Stirred 2009-06-17 12:36:22 PM  
Crist is risen, indeed.

 
MindStalker 2009-06-17 12:36:26 PM  
BunkoSquad: FlashHarry: good move, charlie. now he's a republican we can all, ahem, get behind.

Even Democrats can reach around the aisle and congratulate him.


"reach around" ?

 
discordium 2009-06-17 12:37:54 PM  
MindStalker: BunkoSquad: FlashHarry: good move, charlie. now he's a republican we can all, ahem, get behind.

Even Democrats can reach around the aisle and congratulate him.

"reach around" ?


Seriously?

 
tartie_pants 2009-06-17 12:38:40 PM  
I hope he wins the sen. seat we need a Reb. that can take a wide stance on issues

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-06-17 12:40:12 PM  
Cagey B: He's sane and has some good ideas. Which means the GOP will do everything they can to try and destroy him.

really!
cause isnt zero tolerance one of those insane GOP ideas?
didnt reagan start that?

certainly, anyone in favor of zero tolerance should be between with sticks

/have no tolerance for these tards
/damnit ... get's in line

 
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