He should get a taxi driver's license and complete the circle.

I wonder if they let him have the interwebs? I bet his Myspace would be AWESOME

dnrtfa

jodie foster. contact. yada yada... going to sleep.

Insert joke about Obama banging Jody foster here.

Jodie Foster even...

People here you go.



/as hot as she is.
//from "Inside Man", featuring Clive Owen, Denzel Washington, Jodie Foster, and Jodie Foster's gams.

The letter to Jodie Foster (new window)
================

Something I found en route:


To: John Hinckley
From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout. My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.


Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, President Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just thought you should know.

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Uh, no thanks.

Bonzo says, "Nyahh nyaah!"



How could you?



Relax, Jodie Foster. While you were hiding from American Punk, we gave it a nasal twang.

just saw this bio on hinkley. Pretty creepy dude. Got nothing else.

I think she'd me more impressed if he has a vagina.

What is sad is he gets more pussy then most of you farkers. Especially the TotalFarkers.

IamAwake: Uh, no thanks.

Yeah, well you gotta realize that most of Fark thinks she's hot based on Taxi Driver.

Realistically, she's only in like the 90th percentile when it comes to looks, compared to your average starlet who's at about the 98th percentile. Foster's interesting because she plays interesting characters. Plus, I like that she won't cave to the GLBTQQII community who won't rest until every gay person on the planet is proclaiming that their sexual preference is the defining feature of their entire life.

/Yeah, GLBTQQII community, I learned your latest abbreviation, so go tack on a few more letters so you can accuse me of being insensitive by failing to use the preferred nomenclature.

Abacot: TotalFarkers.

evidence of delusional thinking and obsessive conduct
narcissistic personality disorder
exhibiting signs of grandiosity and self-importance
deceptive
guarded
defensive
secretive

I hope everybody still remembers that the Hinckley and Bush families were close friends. When GHW Bush didn't win the Republican primary and got the consolation prize of being VP to Regan, Hinckley Jr. went and shot Regan.

Maybe Hinckley Jr. got his mother confused with Jodie Foster.

TommyymmoT: The letter to Jodie Foster (new window)
================

Something I found en route:


To: John Hinckley
From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout. My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.


Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, President Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just thought you should know.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Actually i thought she was hot in Freaky Friday. The original one. Looked like a chipmunk, would of hit it like the fist of a 7yr old for about 45 sec. Close to my age.

Uh, no thanks.


Why? Because she doesn't look like she just stepped out of a photo shoot for Victoria Secret? What's the matter, studman69, are her knees too sharp?

You must roll out of bed looking like you belong on the cover of GQ! Let's see the pics!

Bill_Wick's_Friend: He should get a taxi driver's license and complete the circle.


Has Kevin Bacon ever been in a movie where he tried to kill the President and/or his character gets thrown into an asylum? If so you might be on to something.

whizbang: Abacot: TotalFarkers.

evidence of delusional thinking and obsessive conduct
narcissistic personality disorder
exhibiting signs of grandiosity and self-importance
deceptive
guarded
defensive
secretive

So you are saying I am cool and have a big cock? You are right. It beats the alternative of being a limp-dick coward like you. Good luck with that and all the pussy you won't be getting. You must be liberal because that was way too easy to pwn you.

IamAwake: Uh, no thanks.

Jeez, what is the intent here. Make fun of Jodie Foster because a nutcase supposedly shot Regan to impress her, and thus she is responsible for more stringent gun control laws?

I like Jodie Foster, even though she is not a "10" when naked. For many Farkers this is the only criteria.

The child actress Jodie Foster stopped her career to attend Yale, is quite smart and can converse intelligently, and has had further success as an actress and producer.

However the pro-gun lobby blames her for some gun-control laws and uses as evidence the fact that she doesn't always appear in public presented so that pictures of her make them want to wank.

IamAwake: Uh, no thanks.

Believe me, kid - she doesn't want you, either.

/NTTAWWT
//loves me some Jodie

FTFA:

Prosecutors said Hinckley's relationships with women were worrisome, pointing out that he was seeing at least two, maybe more, women at the same time and that he might act out again to demonstrate his love.

Whut? I mean, did mah head just assplode? John Hinckley, failed presidential assassin, certified whack-job, and long-term asylum inmate, is dating at least two women?

Who are these women? How are they this unspeakably desperate for company? Is every cat in the Eastern Seaboard dead or missing? I want to know!

Though I'm glad he will have to wear an anklet, the fact is that
he is still barely able to function in the real world, and may
well still have an irrational attachment to Jodie Foster (apparently
a random check of his bunk a couple of years ago found some pics
of Ms. Foster hidden). I guess they have him medicated like a
bottle of Vicks Vaporub to let him get as far as he has.

strothgar: I wonder if they let him have the interwebs? I bet his Myspace would be AWESOME

Yeah, like your mom's right? He really ain't part of the myspace demographic, y'know? If you're Hinkley's age and are surfin' myspace, you live in constant fear, most likely.....



I wonder if Hinkely does know that Jodie is playing for the other team now.

/My reaction when I heard she came out, "This is bad news.....for Obama."
//Local media is all over this; his parents live about 45 minutes away from me

If nobody was able to predict when this nut would snap and shoot the POTUS, what makes a judge so positive he won't reoffend?

Poor Jodie - knowing this jagov is running loose again. Kee-ryst.

I never knew that the Bush's and the Hinkley's were friends. That being said...Obama better watch his arse if Hinkley has that much free time on his hands out of the looney bin.

StephenHawkingsVoicebox: I never knew that the Bush's and the Hinkley's were friends. That being said...Obama better watch his arse if Hinkley has that much free time on his hands out of the looney bin.

Errm, you really need to learn how to use apostrophes.

But yes, someone who kills for the Bushes might have a problem with a President who can be perceived as the anti-Bush.

That piece of psychotic crap should rot in prison.

BenJammin: That piece of psychotic crap should rot in prison.

Someone doesn't understand the concept of legal insanity.

Jodie Foster looked like a little boy when the shootings took place. Just sayin...

Bill_Wick's_Friend: He should get a taxi driver's license and complete the circle.

Done in one.

Nem Wan: BenJammin: That piece of psychotic crap should rot in prison.

Someone doesn't understand the concept of legal insanity.

Fine, rot in a psych ward... whatever. I'm no Republican, but if you shoot a president you should be locked up for life where ever. Period.

vudukungfu: Bill_Wick's_Friend: He should get a taxi driver's license and complete the circle.

Done in one.



FTW...

"Hinckley still suffers from narcissistic personality disorder, exhibiting signs of grandiosity and self-importance, but not the same intense self-absorption that was present during the 1980s. He also can be deceptive, guarded, defensive and sometimes secretive"

Sounds like Dick Cheney to me.

Jimmy Scheisskopf: "Hinckley still suffers from narcissistic personality disorder, exhibiting signs of grandiosity and self-importance, but not the same intense self-absorption that was present during the 1980s. He also can be deceptive, guarded, defensive and sometimes secretive"

Sounds like Dick Cheney Obama to me.

FTFY

This trailer was playing as an ad on the page, automatic guns a-blazin' everwhar.:

It's pretty got-damned hilarious that he committed such an act in order to impress a woman . . . a woman who turned out to be a lesbian, thus it's impossible for a man to impress her. In the "Oh yes I want to have sex with you" way.

Abacot: whizbang: Abacot: TotalFarkers.

evidence of delusional thinking and obsessive conduct
narcissistic personality disorder
exhibiting signs of grandiosity and self-importance
deceptive
guarded
defensive
secretive

So you are saying I am cool and have a big cock? You are right. It beats the alternative of being a limp-dick coward like you. Good luck with that and all the pussy you won't be getting. You must be liberal because that was way too easy to pwn you.

STFU hippie.

I think it would be awesome if Foster started tailing him. Just to freak him out a little.


/think she's a great actress.
//also blazingly hawt in "Maverick".

Can you believe we're being plagued by religion still?
These Christians aren't about to give up.
It's the same countless fools go on and on and on and on and...
Closest thing to witches I've ever seen,
Let's get out the gas and set them on fire!

Aw, teach me how to pray, good Christian.
If it works you'll all be dead.
We'll see the secret to salvation,
For me it's when you're dead, you're dead, you're DEAD.

I can't believe they're serious,
Superstitious spastic fools.
They live for everlasting life,
And ruin my life here on earth.
They must be SO intelligent,
To know so much more than me...
I wanna take the president,
Chop off his head,
And mail it to them in a garbage bag.

Hinkley had a vision,
Hinkley had a vision.


-"Hinkley Had a Vision" The Crucifu*ks

I just hope he is allowed some time to work on his aim. I mean who could miss a fatal shot at that range? I couldn't.

IamAwake: Uh, no thanks.

Uh, post some pictures of yourself while out grocery shopping that were taken by someone you dont know and dont care about. I'm sure the ladies will be flowing like the mighty Hudson, right?

/or not, dipshiat

Sarcastica75: /as hot as she is.

Yeah. I know she's a lesbian, but I still love Jodie.

Abacot: whizbang: Abacot: TotalFarkers.

evidence of delusional thinking and obsessive conduct
narcissistic personality disorder
exhibiting signs of grandiosity and self-importance
deceptive
guarded
defensive
secretive

So you are saying I am cool and have a big cock? You are right. It beats the alternative of being a limp-dick coward like you. Good luck with that and all the pussy you won't be getting. You must be liberal because that was way too easy to pwn you.

HA ! I've been totally pwned. Abacot is way cooler than me, plus she's got a big cock. I will have to go & be liberal somewhere else.

I say let him go.

Compared to the crazy of the last 30 years,(McVeigh, columbine, and VT) a little ole' presidential assassination attempt seems down right quaint.

anthonix: Hinckley was considered NOT GUILTY by an anti-Reagan biased jury.

Nope. Not guilty is quite different from Not guilty by reason of insanity.The latter was the jury's verdict. The anti-Reagan-bias argument is bogus also.

Read all about it (Hinkleyroll)

"Not Guilty" is "Not Guilty". I don't care about the so-called reason. And funny enough, that very article is what I read before I posted what I did. Nowhere is the anti-Reagan bias refuted. And certainly is part of YOUR post as well.