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(Daily Mail) Strange Woman spends more than $200,000 impersonating Britney Spears, even during her bald-head trainwreck period. "I feel there's almost a spiritual connection between us."   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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Epsilon [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-16 04:46:07 AM  
As much as I can't stand Britney Spears, I have to admit she's made truckloads of money.

How much is her British impostor making?

 
e46bigbadjon 2009-06-16 05:27:32 AM  
From TFA Like Britney, Lorna's love life has been chequered, with her stage persona rather frightening off men. But for 18 months she's been dating Los Angeles-based Johnny Depp lookalike Danny Lopez, 45, whom she met on a TV show.

HAHA. Will they have progeny that look like kids? No? Not funny? Okay. But the quote was still funny.

/at least to me

 
bazzanoid 2009-06-16 05:46:41 AM  
Epsilon: As much as I can't stand Britney Spears, I have to admit she's made truckloads of money.

How much is her British impostor making?


£45k a year (about $65-70k)

 
eas81 2009-06-16 05:47:05 AM  
Epsilon: As much as I can't stand Britney Spears, I have to admit she's made truckloads of money.

How much is her British impostor making?


FTFA: What a bizarre life Lorna Bliss leads. Earning around £45,000 a year as a Britney impersonator, for her it's not just a day job but a way of life. She lives, breathes, eats and sleeps Britney.

If I could make 70k a year "impersonating" some douche i'd be down for it.

 
No Such Agency 2009-06-16 05:47:15 AM  
Epsilon:
As much as I can't stand Britney Spears, I have to admit she's made truckloads of money.
How much is her British impostor making?


Let's put it this way: if pure crazy was worth money, she'd be bloody rich.

/but it's not
/so she's just a loon

 
Loverboy586 2009-06-16 05:48:10 AM  
She's not that bad of an impersonator.

I'd hit it before I'd hit Britney.

 
eas81 2009-06-16 05:51:16 AM  
If the spice girls do reunion...

i.dailymail.co.ukwww.nndb.com

/just sayin

 
DerDuschbagen 2009-06-16 05:54:19 AM  
Yeah, I'd have to say that I'd hit that like a screen door in bad weather.

/Britney now hmm not so much

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-06-16 06:01:53 AM  
People like this woman are why Britney flipped her wig when that guy approached her on stage awhile back.

 
accelerus 2009-06-16 06:08:34 AM  
at least this impersonator is bound to have 75% less STDs :)

 
yarnothuntin [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-16 06:14:28 AM  
"I feel there's almost a spiritual connection between us."

Yeah, you're both bat-shiat crazy.

 
jonr 2009-06-16 06:22:25 AM  
img1.fark.net unavailable?

 
Phlem Pickens [TotalFark] 2009-06-16 06:24:29 AM  
www.sikunews.com

Britney's or Impersonators ?

 
OnmyojiOmn 2009-06-16 06:27:07 AM  
FTFSidebar: this thread is now inconceivably gay.

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-06-16 06:29:24 AM  
I wanted to become an actor and singer,' says Lorna, the daughter of a civil servant, who studied Performing Arts at university. 'But I'm nowhere near as talented a singer as Britney

How bad can a singer get?

 
jockspice 2009-06-16 06:36:47 AM  
What a farking bonehead.

/I'm sorry, but this kind of behaviour is idiotic
//We are all individuals
///just like everyone else

 
Dr Tad Winslow 2009-06-16 06:59:30 AM  
That's just stupid.

 
Loud_Mouth_Soup 2009-06-16 07:01:10 AM  
Motion to create a "Batshiat Insane" tag.

All those in favour, say 'squirrel nuts'.

/squirrel nuts!

 
Joce678 2009-06-16 07:04:29 AM  
Pics of her snatch ... or it isn't true.

 
dougfm 2009-06-16 07:08:35 AM  
If she was uncomfortable shaving her head, she'd better pray Britney doesn't go lesbo for the publicity.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-06-16 07:09:38 AM  
She makes about $70K a year doing Britney cosplay?

Wow.

 
NeuroticRocker 2009-06-16 07:20:47 AM  
This thread is useful without pics

/thank you

 
sjbiars 2009-06-16 07:37:42 AM  
I'll knock her up and leave if she wants.

/Transformation complete?

 
kinokosama 2009-06-16 07:40:27 AM  
img1.fark.net....
Or at the very least img1.fark.net???

 
schadenfreudian 2009-06-16 07:46:50 AM  
Better than what I expected. Looks a lot like Britney.

/Oh yeah, I'd hit it.

 
The Dread Pirate Robertson 2009-06-16 07:49:15 AM  
She spent $200K on what, bleach? She's blonde-ish and so is Britley and that's pretty much where the "impersonation" ends. I've seen numerous drag queens who look more like her than that girl.

 
Bking1168 2009-06-16 07:51:30 AM  
squirrel nuts

 
Millennium [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-16 07:58:13 AM  
The term "psyche" does mean "soul," and certainly I can see some psychological similarities between the two. But... um... "spiritual connection"? I do not think it means what you think it means.

 
Beatle_Matt [TotalFark] 2009-06-16 08:19:17 AM  
Looks like this woman is still in the "Britney loves cupcakes" stage of her career....

/she's craaa-zy!
//not quite as fit as Brit Brit

 
mycathatesyou 2009-06-16 08:19:58 AM  
All that money and no nose job? She's got a big honker.

 
DirtyOldGeek 2009-06-16 08:20:02 AM  
Would not hit. Look at those sharp knees.
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'll be in my room. Do not disturb...for two minutes

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel [TotalFark] 2009-06-16 08:24:33 AM  
img193.imageshack.us

'Leave Whats Her Name alone!'

 
ShamanGator 2009-06-16 08:47:15 AM  
squirrel nuts


She's not that bad of an impersonator.

I'd hit it before I'd hit Britney.


yep

 
mcsestretch 2009-06-16 08:50:25 AM  
ShamanGator: squirrel nuts


She's not that bad of an impersonator.

I'd hit it before I'd hit Britney.

yep


<Scruffy Voice> Seconded </Scruffy Voice>

 
K1rkles 2009-06-16 08:53:41 AM  
In the same way that brown hair and glasses don't make you Sarah Palin, blond hair and a decent rack don't make your Britney Spears.

 
Everydayiblasphorme 2009-06-16 09:00:28 AM  
but, is she flashing her kitty every chance she can get ??

 
ShamanGator 2009-06-16 09:14:06 AM  
but, is she flashing her kitty every chance she can get ??

We can only hope

//at least us old guys do

 
rickycal78 2009-06-16 09:20:33 AM  
So let me get this right. There's actually people out there who are willing to pay celebrity look-a-likes for anything other than stunt doubles or stand in's for film or television?

I can understand Elvis, and other dead celebrity look alikes, and even stunt doubles for movie and television. But why in FSM's name, would anyone pay for a white trash train wreck look alike, other than maybe for a prostitute that looks like a celeb?

 
greenapple2step 2009-06-16 09:25:57 AM  
I bet she is a hooker.

 
SwingAwayMarell 2009-06-16 09:27:38 AM  
eas81: Epsilon: As much as I can't stand Britney Spears, I have to admit she's made truckloads of money.

How much is her British impostor making?

FTFA: What a bizarre life Lorna Bliss leads. Earning around £45,000 a year as a Britney impersonator, for her it's not just a day job but a way of life. She lives, breathes, eats and sleeps Britney.

If I could make 70k a year "impersonating" some douche i'd be down for it.


I make that impersonating the man I said I'd never become. Sometimes there are pizza parties.

 
nmiguy 2009-06-16 09:28:06 AM  
I think Lorna looks better than Britney.

 
Sapper_Topo 2009-06-16 09:35:34 AM  
I wreck her and Britney like the door frame on a crackhouse!

/Damn is it possible to be horny this early on a Tuesday?
//Yup it must be!

 
MangoPie1569 2009-06-16 09:42:42 AM  
Her boyfriend really looks like Johnny Depp. That would make it somewhat worth it to me. She seriously does not spend that much money on hair though, that's impossible.

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
ElFugawz 2009-06-16 09:44:15 AM  
kinokosama: img1.fark.net....
Or at the very least img1.fark.net???


how about img1.fark.net or img1.fark.net??

 
notauniquesnowflake 2009-06-16 10:40:41 AM  
You'd think spending all that money, she'd at least do the hair from the Toxic video correctly.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-06-16 11:07:45 AM  
I'd plow it like a snow covered road.

i.dailymail.co.uk

 
OscarTamerz 2009-06-16 11:15:43 AM  
No fan myself but she's a biatchubby to be convincing.

i.dailymail.co.uk

THICK AS A BRIT

i.dailymail.co.uk

 
mellowman 2009-06-16 11:40:19 AM  
I would drill her like I am drilling for oil.

 
Rubber Biscuit 2009-06-16 11:45:56 AM  
There used to be a guy who was thought to be the best fake Britney back during her hot period, but that dude has apparently vanished now, as a google search turned up nothing on him to link to here. Well, for a guy to do that he's got to be pretty young. He might be fat and bald now.

I think he might have been a male gay.

 
Jeepman1974 2009-06-16 12:03:19 PM  
She spent money to look like a crackhead with a hawk nose?

 
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