As much as I can't stand Britney Spears, I have to admit she's made truckloads of money.

How much is her British impostor making?

From TFA Like Britney, Lorna's love life has been chequered, with her stage persona rather frightening off men. But for 18 months she's been dating Los Angeles-based Johnny Depp lookalike Danny Lopez, 45, whom she met on a TV show.

HAHA. Will they have progeny that look like kids? No? Not funny? Okay. But the quote was still funny.

/at least to me

Epsilon: As much as I can't stand Britney Spears, I have to admit she's made truckloads of money.

How much is her British impostor making?

£45k a year (about $65-70k)

Epsilon: As much as I can't stand Britney Spears, I have to admit she's made truckloads of money.

How much is her British impostor making?

FTFA: What a bizarre life Lorna Bliss leads. Earning around £45,000 a year as a Britney impersonator, for her it's not just a day job but a way of life. She lives, breathes, eats and sleeps Britney.

If I could make 70k a year "impersonating" some douche i'd be down for it.

Epsilon:
As much as I can't stand Britney Spears, I have to admit she's made truckloads of money.
How much is her British impostor making?

Let's put it this way: if pure crazy was worth money, she'd be bloody rich.

/but it's not
/so she's just a loon

She's not that bad of an impersonator.

I'd hit it before I'd hit Britney.

If the spice girls do reunion...



/just sayin

Yeah, I'd have to say that I'd hit that like a screen door in bad weather.

/Britney now hmm not so much

People like this woman are why Britney flipped her wig when that guy approached her on stage awhile back.

at least this impersonator is bound to have 75% less STDs :)

"I feel there's almost a spiritual connection between us."

Yeah, you're both bat-shiat crazy.

unavailable?

Britney's or Impersonators ?

FTFSidebar: this thread is now inconceivably gay.

I wanted to become an actor and singer,' says Lorna, the daughter of a civil servant, who studied Performing Arts at university. 'But I'm nowhere near as talented a singer as Britney

How bad can a singer get?

What a farking bonehead.

/I'm sorry, but this kind of behaviour is idiotic
//We are all individuals
///just like everyone else

That's just stupid.

Motion to create a "Batshiat Insane" tag.

All those in favour, say 'squirrel nuts'.

/squirrel nuts!

Pics of her snatch ... or it isn't true.

If she was uncomfortable shaving her head, she'd better pray Britney doesn't go lesbo for the publicity.

She makes about $70K a year doing Britney cosplay?

Wow.

This thread is useful without pics

/thank you

I'll knock her up and leave if she wants.

/Transformation complete?

....
Or at the very least ???

Better than what I expected. Looks a lot like Britney.

/Oh yeah, I'd hit it.

She spent $200K on what, bleach? She's blonde-ish and so is Britley and that's pretty much where the "impersonation" ends. I've seen numerous drag queens who look more like her than that girl.

squirrel nuts

The term "psyche" does mean "soul," and certainly I can see some psychological similarities between the two. But... um... "spiritual connection"? I do not think it means what you think it means.

Looks like this woman is still in the "Britney loves cupcakes" stage of her career....

/she's craaa-zy!
//not quite as fit as Brit Brit

All that money and no nose job? She's got a big honker.

Would not hit. Look at those sharp knees.


I'll be in my room. Do not disturb...for two minutes

squirrel nuts


She's not that bad of an impersonator.

I'd hit it before I'd hit Britney.

yep

ShamanGator: squirrel nuts


She's not that bad of an impersonator.

I'd hit it before I'd hit Britney.

yep

<Scruffy Voice> Seconded </Scruffy Voice>

In the same way that brown hair and glasses don't make you Sarah Palin, blond hair and a decent rack don't make your Britney Spears.

but, is she flashing her kitty every chance she can get ??

but, is she flashing her kitty every chance she can get ??

We can only hope

//at least us old guys do

So let me get this right. There's actually people out there who are willing to pay celebrity look-a-likes for anything other than stunt doubles or stand in's for film or television?

I can understand Elvis, and other dead celebrity look alikes, and even stunt doubles for movie and television. But why in FSM's name, would anyone pay for a white trash train wreck look alike, other than maybe for a prostitute that looks like a celeb?

I bet she is a hooker.

eas81: Epsilon: As much as I can't stand Britney Spears, I have to admit she's made truckloads of money.

How much is her British impostor making?

FTFA: What a bizarre life Lorna Bliss leads. Earning around £45,000 a year as a Britney impersonator, for her it's not just a day job but a way of life. She lives, breathes, eats and sleeps Britney.

If I could make 70k a year "impersonating" some douche i'd be down for it.

I make that impersonating the man I said I'd never become. Sometimes there are pizza parties.

I think Lorna looks better than Britney.

I wreck her and Britney like the door frame on a crackhouse!

/Damn is it possible to be horny this early on a Tuesday?
//Yup it must be!

Her boyfriend really looks like Johnny Depp. That would make it somewhat worth it to me. She seriously does not spend that much money on hair though, that's impossible.

kinokosama: ....
Or at the very least ???

how about or ??

You'd think spending all that money, she'd at least do the hair from the Toxic video correctly.

I'd plow it like a snow covered road.

No fan myself but she's a biatchubby to be convincing.



THICK AS A BRIT

I would drill her like I am drilling for oil.

There used to be a guy who was thought to be the best fake Britney back during her hot period, but that dude has apparently vanished now, as a google search turned up nothing on him to link to here. Well, for a guy to do that he's got to be pretty young. He might be fat and bald now.

I think he might have been a male gay.

She spent money to look like a crackhead with a hawk nose?