I am guessing I know who subby is, but I think he will out himself once this goes to the main page.


This (new window) was my submission. I was hoping to get three SHMHC greens three weeks in a row, but alas, I was denied!

I'm a huge Black Metal fan, and had never heard about them.
Thanx & All Hail.

BigSnatch: I am guessing I know who subby is, but I think he will out himself once this goes to the main music page.

ftfy, because... we'll, SHMHC on the Main Page? Nah...

Ace Frehley's Ghost: BigSnatch: I am guessing I know who subby is, but I think he will out himself once this goes to the main music page.

ftfy, because... we'll, SHMHC on the Main Page? Nah...


I know, I was going to FTFM but I figured nobody would notice. Now that I think of it, has a SHMHC ever made the main page like some music/video links do?

BigSnatch: Ace Frehley's Ghost: BigSnatch: I am guessing I know who subby is, but I think he will out himself once this goes to the main music page.

ftfy, because... we'll, SHMHC on the Main Page? Nah...


I know, I was going to FTFM but I figured nobody would notice. Now that I think of it, has a SHMHC ever made the main page like some music/video links do?

Manowar might have, but if they did, I don't think it was under the SHMHC label. I'm probably wrong on this though.

strangeguitar: I'm a huge Black Metal fan, and had never heard about them.
Thanx & All Hail.

You're Welcome and glad to know you liked them, as they are one of my favorite bands.


So Destroyer 666's new album leaked earlier this week, and as I am weak-willed, I downloaded it. I have been unable to listen to anything else these past few days, because Defiance is on constant repeat.

What a bunch of heaumeaux. Ween would totally kick their asses.

That was pretty good!

I had never heard of them... my current two favorite US Black metal bands are Nachtmystium and Goatwhore (came for the name, stayed for the music).

Wolves in the Throne Room - The Cleansing (new window)

The metal starts 4:13 into that link I posted, so be patient!

I was going to post Attack Attack up just to be a jerk.

Honestly, I haven't been impressed with a lot of music lately. I'll try to sift through my collection to see what I haven't suggested already.

The keyboard was a nice touch.

DWTFV, but I'm assuming it's Living Colour?

I just listened to Fleshgod Apocalypse-Oracles. Easily the best album on Willowtop right now. Relentless and full of riffs!

Fleshgod Apocaplypse - As Tyrants Fall

SPna15:
So Destroyer 666's new album leaked earlier this week, and as I am weak-willed, I downloaded it. I have been unable to listen to anything else these past few days, because Defiance is on constant repeat.

I'm not a particularly big black metal fan beyond Enslaved and some Dimmu Borgir, but that was tolerable. I'm downloading one of their albums now and will give them a chance. I'm also checking into Destroyer 666 because I find blackened thrash a bit more tolerable.

Some of the stuff I've been listening to this week:

Gorod - Process Of A New Decline: This album farking slays. I think it's passed Obscura for my favorite tech-death album thus far.

Ex Deo - Romulus: Death metal with a heavily Roman theme. Pretty good stuff.

Daath - The Concealers: I keep coming back to this album. It's really quite good. I don't know what sub-genre they really fit into... sort of death metal, sort of groove metal... but they're pretty awesome.

Magics5RIP: I just listened to Fleshgod Apocalypse-Oracles. Easily the best album on Willowtop right now. Relentless and full of riffs!

Fleshgod Apocaplypse - As Tyrants Fall

Sounds like a lot of tech-death out there right now... so naturally, I'm downloading it now!

You guys don't really take this shiate seriously do you? This has got to be a joke band. Who would pay money for this shiate?

I don't really take them seriously, visually speaking especially, but sometimes I'm in the mood for a little black metal, so I'm willing to keep an open mind and check them out.

I'm still listening to this Gorod album...

groverXIII:
Daath - The Concealers: I keep coming back to this album. It's really quite good. I don't know what sub-genre they really fit into... sort of death metal, sort of groove metal... but they're pretty awesome.

Industrial Death Metal is something I've heard them called a few times. One of my favorite songs is Dead On the Dance Floor.

Issor: I'm still listening to this Gorod album...

It's really memorable for tech-death... I'm digging it bigtime.

blueviking: groverXIII:
Daath - The Concealers: I keep coming back to this album. It's really quite good. I don't know what sub-genre they really fit into... sort of death metal, sort of groove metal... but they're pretty awesome.

Industrial Death Metal is something I've heard them called a few times. One of my favorite songs is Dead On the Dance Floor.

I don't have the last album... I'll check it out.

And I just got through Destroyer 666's new album... not too shabby. Reminds me of Razor Of Occam.

Now, to listen to Faith No More's performance at the Download Festival... I love me some FNM.

Shame Based Man: You guys don't really take this shiate seriously do you? This has got to be a joke band. Who would pay money for this shiate?

0/10. Generic.

Does black metaihsides play farkie monster screaming into a toilet bowl?

I like heavy metal. This was shiat. I'd have to say Rammstein (Neue Deutsche Schwerung) went in the direction metal should have gone with the departure of Priest/Queensryche. Shouting in incomprehensible gutteral blatter about satan/death/sacrifice - blah, blah, blah - who cares. Pull of a masterpiece like The Sentinel (^) before you flap your yap.

Awshiat, fark didn't like the text code, apparently

Does black metal ever do anything besides play really fast while growling like cookie monster screaming into a toilet bowl?

of course, i think this is boring and fairly pedestrial black metal. but i bleed haterade, so whatever, yo.
anywho, saw Unholy Grave last night. epic. also magrudergrind. i'm too lazy to link right now. anyways, here's noisear covering assuck.
/"that's not even music"

syrynxx: I like heavy metal industrial.

aren't you content enough with making your own subculture look bad?

Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: Awshiat, fark didn't like the text code, apparently

Does black metal ever do anything besides play really fast while growling like cookie monster screaming into a toilet bowl?

Do you mean death metal? I think the proper stereotypical dismissal would be more like "play really repetitively while screaming like a guy being butt-raped while dressed up as KISS"

Idleray: Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: Awshiat, fark didn't like the text code, apparently

Does black metal ever do anything besides play really fast while growling like cookie monster screaming into a toilet bowl?

Do you mean death metal? I think the proper stereotypical dismissal would be more like "play really repetitively while screaming like a guy being butt-raped while dressed up as KISS"

*snicker*

Magics5RIP: I just listened to Fleshgod Apocalypse-Oracles. Easily the best album on Willowtop right now. Relentless and full of riffs!

Fleshgod Apocaplypse - As Tyrants Fall

I mentioned them on Easter along with Lykathea Aflame and The Monolith Deathcult. People were to busy talking about TMD to mention Fleshgod Apocalypse.

groverXIII: I'm downloading one of their albums now and will give them a chance.

Which one? Because Barbaric is the Beast has the best songs, but Salem 1692 is the best overall album.

groverXIII: And I just got through Destroyer 666's new album... not too shabby. Reminds me of Razor Of Occam.

Well, about half the members of Razor of Occam are from D666, so the similarity isn't surprising.

satanicsantoku: of course, i think this is boring and fairly pedestrial black metal. but i bleed haterade, so whatever, yo.

Another reason I don't like you. You don't like them, yet if you went to Blackenedfest like you said you were, then you should have seen CC open.

And to all you haters: Ceremonial Castings is instantly cooler than you for having a home town named Battle Ground.

Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: Awshiat, fark didn't like the text code, apparently

Does black metal ever do anything besides play really fast while growling like cookie monster screaming into a toilet bowl?

Yes, but (as I learned with Phlebotomized) you probably won't be able to tell the difference.

Sear Bliss
Nachtreich
Rotting Christ

Corpse paint: check
Big spiky arm thingies: check
Swords/axes/knives: check
Songs: we'll figure that shiat out later...

Local boys... Didn't know they had much notice outside the Seattle area.

US Black Metal is poser shiat and twu.


Burzum, Darkthrone, Mayhem (old), Emperor, Bathory.

that's the real shiat

HAILZ 666 NATAS!!!!!

Just kidding, I honestly doent give a fark.

/Like to listen to those bands every blue moon

creepy jackalope eye: Corpse paint: check
Big spiky arm thingies: check
Swords/axes/knives: check
Songs: we'll figure that shiat out later...

THIS!

It's the lyrics that bring out the luscious melodies....

SPna15:
i did go to blackenedfest, but since i work nights i only caught the last half of mayhem (early shows at the hawthorne in portland SUCK). to be fair, they put on a pretty good show even though i'm not into black metal (i won the tickets on metalinjection.com). i alway miss the opening acts unless the show's on a monday or a tuesday...
/i do like rotting christ though. sounds like heartwork-era carcass and emperor in a blender.
//i love heartwork-era carcass, and i'm not embarrassed about it. anymore.

SPna15: Magics5RIP: I just listened to Fleshgod Apocalypse-Oracles. Easily the best album on Willowtop right now. Relentless and full of riffs!

Fleshgod Apocaplypse - As Tyrants Fall

I mentioned them on Easter along with Lykathea Aflame and The Monolith Deathcult. People were to busy talking about TMD to mention Fleshgod Apocalypse.

I gave these guys a listen last night. Quite good.

groverXIII: I'm downloading one of their albums now and will give them a chance.

Which one? Because Barbaric is the Beast has the best songs, but Salem 1692 is the best overall album.

Salem 1692 is the one I downloaded... haven't gotten around to listening to it just yet.

groverXIII: And I just got through Destroyer 666's new album... not too shabby. Reminds me of Razor Of Occam.

Well, about half the members of Razor of Occam are from D666, so the similarity isn't surprising.

That would explain it. Blackened thrash is a bit more entertaining than straight-up black metal, methinks.

The new Destroyer 666 album, especially the last tune, kicks ass!

/Can't forget Bathory.
//All Hail the Hordes!

satanicsantoku: SPna15:

I like you a bit more now. You liking Rotting Christ suprised me though. Non Serviam is an awesome album.

groverXIII: Salem 1692 is the one I downloaded... haven't gotten around to listening to it just yet.

Best album of 08 (my opinon), hope you like it.

FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary: The new Destroyer 666 album, especially the last tune, kicks ass!

My thoughts exactly.

satanicsantoku: syrynxx: I like heavy metal industrial.

aren't you content enough with making your own subculture look bad?

I like industrial too. But if you call Judas Priest "industrial", you got another thing comin'.

Idleray: Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: Awshiat, fark didn't like the text code, apparently

Does black metal ever do anything besides play really fast while growling like cookie monster screaming into a toilet bowl?

Do you mean death metal? I think the proper stereotypical dismissal would be more like "play really repetitively while screaming like a guy being butt-raped while dressed up as KISS"

Mental note to self: Do not drink liquids while reading fark threads.

Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: Awshiat, fark didn't like the text code, apparently

Does black metal ever do anything besides play really fast while growling like cookie monster screaming into a toilet bowl?

Why yes. Check out this prime example:

Is it a requirement that this type of metal be played while wearing black leather studded with ridiculous numbers of spikes and face paint?

MensRea: Is it a requirement that this type of metal be played while wearing black leather studded with ridiculous numbers of spikes and face paint?

More of a reccomendation than a requirement.