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(Some Chick) Obvious Newest exploitive campaign for Nadya Suleman. Octodolls. "She wants to sell babies that come eight to a box, so little girls can play with a big family too"   (news.lalate.com) divider line 75
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Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 03:20:21 PM  
When is she just going to go away?

 
Saborlas [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 03:43:24 PM  
Every picture of her that I've ever seen just screams "crazy as a shiathouse rat." Just based on those pictures, I'm not certain she should have ANY children.

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 03:54:19 PM  
She will sell millions.

 
davidphogan [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 04:04:49 PM  
I think a big part of her problem is that she thinks she's just playing with a big family, rather than trying to be a responsible mammal.

 
spqr_ca [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 05:29:49 PM  
Will someone please explain why her 15 minutes of fame isn't over yet?

 
Impudent Domain 2009-06-14 05:30:29 PM  
What is her nationality or origin? Is she Persian?

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 05:32:51 PM  
spqr_ca: Will someone please explain why her 15 minutes of fame isn't over yet?

She's got that "buy another minute, get three for free" deals.

/Paris Hilton had one
//So did Federline

 
Glitchwerks 2009-06-14 05:33:06 PM  
Epsilon: When is she just going to go away?

spqr_ca: Will someone please explain why her 15 minutes of fame isn't over yet?

When we stop clicking the links.

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-06-14 05:33:09 PM  
Impudent Domain: What is her nationality or origin? Is she Persian?

I think it is a Turkish name, but I might be mistaken.

 
Old enough to know better 2009-06-14 05:34:40 PM  
Is it wrong of me to want this woman to just die?

 
MrMaxwell 2009-06-14 05:36:51 PM  
Uh, well, thanks for helping her exploit.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2009-06-14 05:38:53 PM  
Impudent Domain: What is her nationality or origin? Is she Persian?

Part Perversion, part Krackistani.

 
thereisnospoon 2009-06-14 05:39:05 PM  
why do the abortion doctors get sniped but this idiot is still in our faces?

im just sayin'...

 
imfallen_angel 2009-06-14 05:39:56 PM  
she did something that none of you can do.

maybe that why the hate?

/just saying...

 
yossarian76 [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 05:40:57 PM  
Do these dolls come in a clam-shaped carrying case covered in hair? If so, I'm in.

/Window seat, please.

 
oryx 2009-06-14 05:41:24 PM  
I can't take it anymore! Someone make it stop!

 
GWSuperfan 2009-06-14 05:42:06 PM  
SeamusFerrell: Impudent Domain: What is her nationality or origin? Is she Persian?

I think it is a Turkish name, but I might be mistaken.


Iraqi

 
amanogowa 2009-06-14 05:42:14 PM  
Epsilon: When is she just going to go away?

When people stop giving her the attention she craves. But only until she can pull another stunt.

 
Zeppelininthesky [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 05:43:37 PM  
imfallen_angel: she did something that none of you can do.

maybe that why the hate?

/just saying...
Yeah. She has a truckload of kids and is sucking off the teat of the public. When she had her litter, she did not have a job or way way of supporting the kids.

 
robohobo 2009-06-14 05:43:45 PM  
She's a farked up example of a human being, but dammit all, i would soooooo hit that. Pretending, of course, that her 'area' wasn't more gaping than the Holland Tunnel. I think she's hot as hell. Also, milk-tits.

 
wolfserpent 2009-06-14 05:43:55 PM  
Old enough to know better: Is it wrong of me to want this woman to just die?

I was wondering the same thing. And then I decided that it's a perfectly valid desire to have in reaction to this loon and everyone who keeps writing articles about her.

 
FormlessOne 2009-06-14 05:44:35 PM  
Old enough to know better: Is it wrong of me to want this woman to just die?

Yes. Instead, she should bear the slowly-developed enmity of her fourteen kids (remember, she already had six) after they realize just how insane their mom was to bear such a litter, apparently for exploitative purposes.

 
btr3924 2009-06-14 05:44:48 PM  
Is there a way to block out 'octo-' anything on the entire internet? Someone could make millions on a filter for that.

 
Soldiergurl74 2009-06-14 05:44:55 PM  
Thanks for the virus on that link.

 
Nakito 2009-06-14 05:45:37 PM  
The reason her 15 minutes are not over yet is because of YOU. It is not over for YOU. You popped the thread open, you posted a comment, you added a page impression, you increased the revenue, you kept the buzz going. You (and many millions just like you) can't stop talking about her, even to ask why you can't stop talking about her. You are the reason. You, you, you.

But you say that you don't approve? That's what EVERYBODY says. That is the exact subject matter of the endless buzz. You (and many millions just like you) are all saying exactly the same things to each other. You. Endlessly.

But you say: well, what about YOU? To which I say yes, me too, obviously. But I am not hiding behind a false claim of not being part of what sustains it all.

And what sustains it is YOU.

The day that everyone is so meh that they don't even post, and don't even pop the thread open, is the day it will end.

 
BMFPitt 2009-06-14 05:47:33 PM  
This sounds like a good idea. A little alarm can go off at the toy store when you buy one, and they take your kids away for being retarded enough to buy them this.

 
Ringshadow 2009-06-14 05:50:10 PM  
I was about to go all "Dollie thread!" and post pictures of my dollfies but you know I just can't bring myself to associate them with the Octomom.

 
queezyweezel 2009-06-14 05:50:23 PM  
I bet she has to masturbate with a summer sausage.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-06-14 05:50:42 PM  
Eight to a box.

img26.imageshack.us

 
underxenith 2009-06-14 05:50:53 PM  
They already made these, they were called Quints.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-06-14 05:51:49 PM  
robohobo: Pretending, of course, that her 'area' wasn't more gaping than the Holland Tunnel.

You don't have to pretend. I think all of her kids were delivered by c-section. She hasn't had a cawk up there in 8 years supposedly.

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-06-14 05:57:11 PM  
Dear god, the cycle of spoiled little princesses reproducing by the dozen out of vanity will continue. The brats who get this will become the next generation of octo-moms.

ATTENTION FARKERS WITH YOUNG DAUGHTERS: Please do not buy your offspring this toy. Unless you wanna be changing the diapers on twenty grandkids who make up your kid's fantasy world and I gotta pay for them with my future tax dollars, please don't do this no matter how much the kid whines.

 
ihopOVERpancakes 2009-06-14 06:01:47 PM  
Read that as explosive campaign. Was disappointed.

 
Jesus built my hybrid 2009-06-14 06:03:10 PM  
SeamusFerrell: Impudent Domain: What is her nationality or origin? Is she Persian?

I think it is a Turkish name, but I might be mistaken.

Suleman's father, 67-year-old Edward Doud Suleman,[36] identifies himself as a former Iraqi military man and says he is returning to his native Iraq as a translator and driver in order to financially support his daughter and her children.


Source

 
tiggerfreak 2009-06-14 06:03:57 PM  
imfallen_angel: she did something that none of you can do.

maybe that why the hate?

/just saying...


Actually, anyone willing to go through IVF, have ALL the embryos planted, and not be allow the thinning process most docs recommend could do this. We're just not retarded/attention whorish enough to do so.

/just sayin'....

 
tiggerfreak 2009-06-14 06:05:34 PM  
imfallen_angel: she did something that none of you can do.

maybe that why the hate?

/just saying...


Actually, anyone willing to go through IVF, have ALL the embryos planted, and not be allow the thinning process most docs recommend could do this. We're just not retarded/attention whorish enough to do so.

/just sayin'....

FTFM

//Preview before post is my friend

 
rhiannon [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 06:05:49 PM  
So this is from Star Magazine? Are they also including coupons for discount Britney Spears or Jonas Brothers concert tickets with the dolls? (will believe this when I see it).

 
Greta_VanHouten 2009-06-14 06:13:48 PM  
Does it come with a toy bathtub?

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-06-14 06:17:17 PM  
Jesus built my hybrid: SeamusFerrell: Impudent Domain: What is her nationality or origin? Is she Persian?

I think it is a Turkish name, but I might be mistaken.

Suleman's father, 67-year-old Edward Doud Suleman,[36] identifies himself as a former Iraqi military man and says he is returning to his native Iraq as a translator and driver in order to financially support his daughter and her children.

Source


Close. So now she is sending her father out to get killed as well?

 
Harriet Vane [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 06:26:50 PM  
underxenith: They already made these, they were called Quints.

Yep, I had them. They were the babies of my lesbian Barbies. I particularly enjoyed the welded together bottles, which you can see here.

 
Commissar_Murphy 2009-06-14 06:30:15 PM  
Greta_VanHouten: Does it come with a toy bathtub?

Beautiful

That is all.

 
Cytokine Storm 2009-06-14 06:36:48 PM  
Surely we could have picked a better source for the story, that website is one massive failure of ads and I'd imagine popups (if I didn't have those blocked).

Does that presentation actually work? Do people like that?

 
Bobucles 2009-06-14 06:42:20 PM  
spqr_ca: Will someone please explain why her 15 minutes of fame isn't over yet?

She's also using every one of her kid's 15 minutes of fame, so you're looking at a couple of hours at the very least.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-06-14 07:04:37 PM  
Dear Americans,

This woman willfully caused all of her own problems. If you're tired of the government bailing out banks and what-not, please don't patronize anything this woman touches that could potentially make her rich and continue to make her famous.

She's basically no better than a bank.



Love,

BSS

 
Fuggin Bizzy 2009-06-14 07:19:52 PM  
Saborlas: Every picture of her that I've ever seen just screams "crazy as a shiathouse rat." Just based on those pictures, I'm not certain she should have ANY children.

You're a retard. Just based on this post, I'm not sure you should be allowed to have opinions.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 07:23:23 PM  
spqr_ca: Will someone please explain why her 15 minutes of fame isn't over yet?

Pipe down. She's gotta pay for all those midgets, so let her have her time on screen. Anything she does that keeps her off welfare and food in the kids' stomachs is OK by me.

 
SFlaxx 2009-06-14 07:37:41 PM  
Impudent Domain: What is her nationality or origin? Is she Persian?

I think she might be Brea'Dish, Or Skan'Kish

 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 2009-06-14 07:46:37 PM  
robohobo: I think she's hot as hell. Also, milk-tits.
x8

 
Dalisca [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 08:00:56 PM  
The worst part for me to take is her assumption that she's something which deserves idolization in the form of a child's toy, as though American parents would want to expose their children to it intentionally and in a way that they might be able to also grow up to be a stupid drain on national and natural resources with their spawn.

What's next? Monopoly welfare checks? E-Z Bake government cheese?

Gimme a break.

 
Oznog 2009-06-14 08:14:38 PM  
The best part:

The State of California pays the bill for each and every doll.

 
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