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(Forward) Cool Newspaper gives reporters the day off to let novelists and poets write the next edition. Sample TV review: "I didn't watch TV yesterday."   (forward.com) divider line 23
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CruJones 2009-06-14 02:32:17 PM  
Sounds like just not doing your job. No one turns to a tv review to hear some jackleg talk about how much better they think they are because they don't watch tv.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-06-14 02:36:15 PM  
CruJones: No one turns to a tv review to hear some jackleg talk about how much better they think they are because they don't watch tv.

We have Fark for that.

 
RocketCarHead 2009-06-14 02:37:55 PM  
I liked the stock market summary....

 
Fano 2009-06-14 02:38:20 PM  
TV is a nickname, and only friends get nicknames. TV ain't no friend of mine.

 
RealAmericanHero [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 02:38:44 PM  
Journalism even more left than before. Welcome to Obama's CIA, arf arf. Poets now. Poets.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-06-14 02:39:04 PM  
Fano: TV is a nickname, and only friends get nicknames. TV ain't no friend of mine.

i21.photobucket.com

 
SherKhan 2009-06-14 02:41:15 PM  
Dateline: Blackburn, Lancashire

4,000 small holes were discovered. That's enough holes to fill the Royal Albert Hall.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2009-06-14 02:57:42 PM  
CruJones: Sounds like just not doing your job. No one turns to a tv review to hear some jackleg talk about how much better they think they are because they don't watch tv.

This.

 
xtremdelt 2009-06-14 02:58:59 PM  
The bleeding hearts and the artists make their stand.

www.visualgallery.com

 
systerchristian 2009-06-14 03:00:21 PM  
CruJones: Sounds like just not doing your job. No one turns to a tv review to hear some jackleg talk about how much better they think they are because they don't watch tv.

The author didn't say he doesn't watch tv. He just said he didn't watch tv yesterday.

 
undefgeek 2009-06-14 03:01:50 PM  
It sounds completely awesome. I have a lot of admiration for those that bring art into our daily lives, especially when we're not expecting it. Perhaps those that would complain about something like this are the most in need of additional perspective.

 
tieruoidhadsf 2009-06-14 03:02:34 PM  
CruJones: Sounds like just not doing your job. No one turns to a tv review to hear some jackleg talk about how much better they think they are because they don't watch tv.

Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Watch TV
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-06-14 03:04:20 PM  
www.conservapedia.com

They were watching TV...

 
iodine 2009-06-14 03:20:27 PM  
All the Jews that's fit to print?

 
KingoftheCheese 2009-06-14 03:28:59 PM  
Good for them. At least the novelists and poets will finally have something published.

 
cwolf20 [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 03:32:32 PM  
Not to be confused, of course, with papers that have done this in the past

 
Ardent Oaks 2009-06-14 03:37:32 PM  
As a poet who's never been asked to write anything for anyone ever, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Do you know the way to Mordor 2009-06-14 03:39:37 PM  
And now the weather report...

/// It was a dark and stormy night...

 
kliq 2009-06-14 04:41:02 PM  
Ardent Oaks: As a poet who's never been asked to write anything for anyone ever, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Having an MFA and also being from CNY, I'm getting a kick out of your reply.

 
Fano 2009-06-14 06:02:01 PM  
media.backtothefridge.com

Approves

 
zefal 2009-06-14 06:45:25 PM  
Here's my review of newspapers: I haven't read a "news"paper in ten years because I actually have a choice (a choice the lefty msm wishes we have never been given)now!!!

/stick that bee in your bonnett

 
Hybrid1 2009-06-15 10:31:41 AM  
Very awesome. If our local paper did that, I'd probably buy and read that one edition.

 
I'mSupposedToGetPudding 2009-06-15 11:45:50 AM  
How dare someone be literate.

 
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