That little douche is one misfired neuron away from switching to humans, so keep him in a facility with rubber walls.

fap fap fap

I hope his hiney hole has hoards of hovering horny heathens hungrily heaving hot humanjuice into him.

He looks like a douche. Do to him what he did to the cats.

If was him, I'd be hoping for LWOP.

/Instead, he will be let out of jail. Some day.

lajimi: Oh, yeah, he's gonna be REAL popular on the inside!

I'd show his sweet young ass a lesson. Ooooh would I.

I, for one, would approve of waterboarding this individual.

Until his vital signs faded into non-existence.

He doesn't look much like a Santerian, more like a Southern Baptist.

/Guess the religious beliefs defense is out.

You hurt my cats and I'll hurt you. This kid is definitely farked up. Betcha he'll be in prison for murder (or a series of murders) in the next decade.

Maybe you shouldn't let your cats run free terrorizing the neihborhood... free pest control, whats the problem?

/one ticket please

they should take this guy, tie him down, strip him naked and lock him in a room for 72 hours of kitties in heat.

actually, make it interesting and lather him in catnip and tuna fish

he just looks like he doesn't even care about it, kind of a smugness about it.

"i tore that p*ssy up!!"

srtpointman: Betcha he'll be in prison for murder (or a series of murders) in the next decade.

jeff dahmer started out just like this, only with forest critters instead of house cats

fry the farker

slackadocious: srtpointman: Betcha he'll be in prison for murder (or a series of murders) in the next decade.

jeff dahmer started out just like this, only with forest critters instead of house cats




i would wager he wouldn't have messed with these forest critters.

/Approve

F that.

The death penalty should apply. Stop him now before he becomes an abortion doctor or a pharmaceutical research technician.

Scary thing his dad is my dentist

jimmyjackfunk: i would wager he wouldn't have messed with these forest critters.

Nah, Jeff'd be best buds with the Christmas Critters

I would be furious if my feline fought to find himself...oh fark it i'm too tired from last nite.

/Farfignewton!

Masses r asses: Scary thing his dad is my dentist

Be thankful he's not your veterinarian.

Does not approve.

fail

I hope he's murdered in prison.

UNC_Samurai: That little douche is one misfired neuron away from switching to humans, so keep him in a facility with rubber walls.

Miami has a long history of producing some of the most interesting serial killers in human history, along with the Pacific NW. I wonder how long until I read about his neighbors saying what a nice, quiet young man he was?

Hope someone has some fatal fun with this farktard.

Masses r asses: Scary thing his dad is my dentist

Is he safe?

Of course, he's only a suspect at this point; he might be completely innocent.
So there's absolutely no need to deface his myspace page. (new)

InuNoTaisho: Hope someone has some fatal fun with this farktard.

The purile prick's pooper is primed for pummpeling by perverted PMITA prisoners.

From the way the article reads, he might have even broken into houses/yards to get at these cats. 19 counts of both Burglary and Animal Cruelty.

I hope hope hope he gets 6-10 years and a lifetime of psychiatric monitoring. Really I'd rather see him dead but I try not to let the crazy from my cat lady-ness interfere with rationality.

/has 3 permanent and 3 temporary cats. I take in strays, clean them up and train 'em, then send 'em to a non-kill shelter.
//also, central Floridian :/

I've heard folks talk about "rehabilitating" him and "getting him help". Leaving aside the question of whether this is possible, if we really make a guy like this human again, wouldn't the first step be for him to feel true remorse over what he did? And then he wouldn't be able to live with himself and would break down again or commit suicide.

i think the authorities should apply the full force of ancient egyptian justice to that monster, if he's guilty.

tricky gnosis: Of course, he's only a suspect at this point; he might be completely innocent.
So there's absolutely no need to deface his myspace page. (new)

Nice. I can even see the dummy who sleeps with him. Also, the pics of massive alcohol fun look totally awesome next to his age (18).

I for one, am delighted to see that he is 18 years and get to go to "grown ups jail" so he can prove to the rest of the men what a cat-killing badass he is, and not to some juvie hall.

Ahahahahahahah!

/What a farking sick little loser.

Il Douchey: I hope his hiney hole has hoards of hovering horny heathens hungrily heaving hot humanjuice into him.

Respectable riposté regarding recedivist. Kudos. :)

Screw rehab, screw prison, screw trying to make him better. Just end him. Now.

lajimi: Oh, yeah, he's gonna be REAL popular on the inside!

He'll look good wearing lipstick and a ruffled apron.

Peter Wimsey: UNC_Samurai: Did the mods' policy change, or are we letting that slide again?

What?

The "free cat" pic above. It usually warrants deletion, and sometimes a ban.

eddyatwork: He looks like a douche. Do to him what he did to the cats.

Agreed. In small increments. Then do it again after the skin heals over.
/Hell is lovely from the window of an airplane.

InuNoTaisho: Hope someone has some fatal fun with this farktard.

This.

So if he had left the cats in the garage with the car running, would that have been ok?

erewhon: So if he had left the cats in the garage with the car running, would that have been ok?

great question! The answer is no.

I can has knife to skin this POS?

shouldnt that be fatal fun with felines? your alliteration is poor.

If there is one thing that will get me fighting mad its animal cruelty. And it seems that this man, not kid hes 18, did these things to the cats while they were still alive. The smugly left them outside to be found and seen.
This is one of those times I wish to god I had 5 minutes in a locked room with this jackass.
/ No make that an hour.
///with some power tools.

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I guess he can afford a lawyer...
Then they can skin and stuff him.

Me + Him + An empty Room + A Louisville Slugger + 15 Minutes = Justice. Then I'll hand him over to the sodomites for long-term "rehabilitation."

Damn, you guys really get worked up about cats. Not that what he did was right, but geeze. Perspective, people.