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(Palm Beach Post) PSA Searchable database gives the alcohol content, nutritional value and snob rating of your favorite beer   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 101
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evilelvis [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 07:04:03 AM  
meh

half of the beer I looked at had no information

 
Sumo Surfer [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 08:30:18 AM  
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Calories 12 oz. 175, Alc 5.6%, carbs 14.1 grams.


Holy crap. those annoying MGD 64 commercials look slightly less ridiculous now.

I've always wondered why there aren't any nutrition facts on most alcohol. Are people afraid it might imply beer is nutritious?

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 10:26:43 AM  
That site didn't have any of the beers I was interested in knowing about.


If you are worried about counting calories, craft beer is probably not for you.

 
CruJones 2009-06-14 10:32:46 AM  
I just look at this list Link (new window)

though it is missing the calories for most, it does have the alcohol content which is the important info

 
Its_A_Tarp 2009-06-14 10:33:18 AM  
I wouldn't be a beer snob if my favorite beer was listed on a website from Palm Beach, Florida now would I?

/huge beer snob
//Exclusively Belgian or German

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 10:36:37 AM  
i42.tinypic.com

I don't consider myself a beer snob since it's fairly common in stores.

 
slackadocious 2009-06-14 10:38:11 AM  
They forgot Dogfish Head Brewing.
Appalling.

Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA FTW

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 10:39:11 AM  
How good can this website be? They don't even rank my personal homebrew. Besides, much like steak, once you can make it better than you can buy it everything becomes a joke anyway. Bud Light doesn't taste any MORE awful than any other beer under ten bucks a bottle.

The snob factor, it goes to 11, but I'll still drink anything. Kirin and Asahi, for example.

 
Its_A_Tarp 2009-06-14 10:39:23 AM  
Figured I'd add a picture of my favorite beer.

www.belgianbeertradition.com

/delicious

 
Bees are livestock 2009-06-14 10:39:33 AM  
Carta Blanca ???

 
MissDementia 2009-06-14 10:39:44 AM  
CruJones: I just look at this list Link (new window)

though it is missing the calories for most, it does have the alcohol content which is the important info


Which is, of course, why I stick to vodak.

 
slackadocious 2009-06-14 10:40:35 AM  
wtf, they forgot Summit Brewing too.

lame.

 
SherKhan 2009-06-14 10:41:21 AM  
My most recent favorite beer:

www.schlafly.com

 
mikefinch 2009-06-14 10:41:21 AM  
My fav breweries are not listed, neither are their award winning beers.

Big Rocks "Mcnallys Xtra Irish ale"

And the well loved "Maudite"

This beer engine is a joke...

 
SquirrelWithLargeNuts 2009-06-14 10:41:34 AM  
www.gunaxin.com

/Delicious and healthy

 
Jacque 2009-06-14 10:43:45 AM  
No Dogfish Head, no Bells, no Ann Arbor Brewing Company.

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2009-06-14 10:44:15 AM  
To be honest, I was slightly surprised they had Yuengling on that list.

 
ijit 2009-06-14 10:45:14 AM  
For lots of beer info go to www.beerpal.com...you can find just about anything you are looking for!

 
Dack48 2009-06-14 10:46:11 AM  
No Arrogant Bastard? No Labatt Blue? List fail.

 
Steigen 2009-06-14 10:46:24 AM  
well that's pretty much worthless.

What a real beer database may look like (new window)

 
Hardy-r-r 2009-06-14 10:48:39 AM  
SquirrelWithLargeNuts: /Delicious and healthy

The first brand of beer I ever drank.
I was 5.

 
My Third Testicle 2009-06-14 10:49:13 AM  
Hamm's still exists?
Used to love their animated commercials.

 
Its_A_Tarp 2009-06-14 10:49:32 AM  
You're all wrong.

What a real beer website may look like. (click pop)

 
PottyMcNugg 2009-06-14 10:50:55 AM  
What a delicious beer may look like.

 
PottyMcNugg 2009-06-14 10:52:07 AM  
yofaul.com
What a delicious beer may look like.

/should have used preview.

 
BloodyL 2009-06-14 10:53:27 AM  
Glad to see that I'm not the only one disappointed with this "beer engine." No Samuel Smiths? Fail.

/heads to Fleet Street to have a pint of the bitter
//yeah, right--maybe after revision is done

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 10:54:07 AM  
Its_A_Tarp: You're all wrong.

What a real beer website may look like. (click pop)



You're doing it right.

 
MBA Whore 2009-06-14 10:55:01 AM  
Beer = Piss Out My Ass !!!

You poor, poor beer drinkers. The piss you gulp down has forever contaminated your judgment. I am sorry. However, there is a cure for this problem. It is called: red wine.

Yes, red wine. It is better than beer in every possible way. Try it. You will notice that the wonderful "earthy" taste is far more enjoyable than the "piss out my ass" taste.

Plus, red wine is good for your heart and is more likely to attract hot boobies than beer. You like boobies, don't you?

It is simple. Wine > Beer.

Remember, the 1st step is admitting you have a problem.

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 11:00:23 AM  
MBA Whore: Beer = Piss Out My Ass !!!

You poor, poor beer drinkers. The piss you gulp down has forever contaminated your judgment. I am sorry. However, there is a cure for this problem. It is called: red wine.

Yes, red wine. It is better than beer in every possible way. Try it. You will notice that the wonderful "earthy" taste is far more enjoyable than the "piss out my ass" taste.

Plus, red wine is good for your heart and is more likely to attract hot boobies than beer. You like boobies, don't you?

It is simple. Wine > Beer.

Remember, the 1st step is admitting you have a problem.


i41.tinypic.com

 
Steigen 2009-06-14 11:00:36 AM  
MBA Whore: Beer = Piss Out My Ass !!!
It is simple. Wine > Beer.

Remember, the 1st step is admitting you have a problem.


Beer is by far more complex and has more variety than your sissy grape juice.

oh, and 2/10 for being so obvious

 
eas81 2009-06-14 11:00:57 AM  
thehostess.files.wordpress.com

 
Darkwing 2009-06-14 11:02:20 AM  
MBA Whore: Beer = Piss Out My Ass !!!

You poor, poor beer drinkers. The piss you gulp down has forever contaminated your judgment. I am sorry. However, there is a cure for this problem. It is called: red wine.

Yes, red wine. It is better than beer in every possible way. Try it. You will notice that the wonderful "earthy" taste is far more enjoyable than the "piss out my ass" taste.

Plus, red wine is good for your heart and is more likely to attract hot boobies than beer. You like boobies, don't you?

It is simple. Wine > Beer.

Remember, the 1st step is admitting you have a problem.


images.starcraftmazter.net

/obviously hot

 
pudgyv 2009-06-14 11:04:34 AM  
It doesn't even have Narragansett.

 
ElLoco 2009-06-14 11:05:01 AM  
Steigen: well that's pretty much worthless.

What a real beer database may look like (new window)


Its_A_Tarp: You're all wrong.

What a real beer website may look like. (click pop)


Win squared.
/member on both

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 11:05:36 AM  
Did Ric Romero write this article? Welcome to 1995.

 
dholway [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 11:11:10 AM  
pudgyv: It doesn't even have Narragansett.

But she does...
img.photobucket.com

 
dholway [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 11:17:58 AM  
I'd like to know how many calories there are in a bottle of this stuff.
Seriously, I bet it's over 1000. Mmmmmm....Southern Tier....

img.photobucket.com

 
kliq 2009-06-14 11:19:38 AM  
When you want to get drunk:

ribeersnobs.today.com

 
CelebrityPharmacist [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-14 11:20:00 AM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
Joyle 2009-06-14 11:21:52 AM  
i54.photobucket.com

/mmmmmmm
//delicious!

 
CelebrityPharmacist [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-14 11:22:21 AM  
What happend to
www.beershowcase.com

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-06-14 11:28:38 AM  
What happened to P.O.C. ?

/I was suprised to find out Coors lite has alcohol in it. It tastes like pisswater.

 
thaduke 2009-06-14 11:32:32 AM  
MBA Whore: Beer = Piss Out My Ass !!!

You poor, poor beer drinkers. The piss you gulp down has forever contaminated your judgment. I am sorry. However, there is a cure for this problem. It is called: red wine.

Yes, red wine. It is better than beer in every possible way. Try it. You will notice that the wonderful "earthy" taste is far more enjoyable than the "piss out my ass" taste.

Plus, red wine is good for your heart and is more likely to attract hot boobies than beer. You like boobies, don't you?

It is simple. Wine > Beer.

Remember, the 1st step is admitting you have a problem.


Obvious troll is obvious.

 
thaduke 2009-06-14 11:33:12 AM  
D'oh. Refresh is my friend...

 
dead_dangler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-14 11:35:31 AM  
slackadocious: They forgot Dogfish Head Brewing.
Appalling.

Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA FTW


I'm sorry, but this is a gimmick beer.

 
dholway [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 11:45:59 AM  
dead_dangler: Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA FTW

I'm sorry, but this is a gimmick beer.


The 90 Minute isn't a gimmick beer...it's a great one. Are you sure you're not thinking of the 120 Minute?

 
WxAxGxS 2009-06-14 11:55:42 AM  
dholway: dead_dangler: Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA FTW

I'm sorry, but this is a gimmick beer.

The 90 Minute isn't a gimmick beer...it's a great one. Are you sure you're not thinking of the 120 Minute?


Neither is a gimmick beer.

The 120 may be ridiculously hopped, but it's also incredibly balanced. I'm typically not an "extreme" beer fan, but Dogfish Head does a pretty sick job with that beer. It's not just extreme, it's well done. May have a bottle or four aging right now...

I miss living on the east coast... While I can now drink Bell's and Surly to my heart's content, no longer can I enjoy a good Brooklyn, Dogfish Head, Gritty's, Smuttynose, or Long Trail (amongst countless others)

 
Blink 2009-06-14 11:56:33 AM  
As someone that has never consumed alcohol, nor am I likely ever to at this point in my life ... I must say it's fascinating to watch the way people announce their superiority through something they drink.

/mind-boggling
//I'm superior because I refuse to buy things with coins dated before 2000
///not really -- but it makes just as much sense to me

 
Semantic Warrior [TotalFark] 2009-06-14 11:57:25 AM  
Joyle:
i54.photobucket.com
/mmmmmmm
//delicious!


This^

Would have also accepted:
www.thebrewsite.com

 
Steigen 2009-06-14 11:59:44 AM  
thorgolucky.com

 
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