And henceforth singer in lonely trappings
Sadly rapping, sadly rapping
will be reduced to solo fapping
fapping on his chamber floor
'cos he did divorce the ho'

Who?

Bravo, Subby.



I heartily approve

dahmers love zombie: And henceforth singer in lonely trappings
Sadly rapping, sadly rapping
will be reduced to solo fapping
fapping on his chamber floor
'cos he did divorce the ho'

Win

/damn your eyes!

Why the hell would a guy like that get involved with a woman with three of another man's children? Be friends, maybe--but at that age, with that many opportunities...I just don't understand.

SuperCatBarf: Why the hell would a guy like that get involved with a woman with three of another man's children? Be friends, maybe--but at that age, with that many opportunities...I just don't understand.


Why indeed...

Sad indeed. I will cry myself to sleep tonight.

SuperCatBarf: Why the hell would a guy like that get involved with a woman with three of another man's children? Be friends, maybe--but at that age, with that many opportunities...I just don't understand.

This. Why invest in damaged goods when you can get a new off the shelf model?

Subby, that was beautiful.

SuperCatBarf: Why the hell would a guy like that get involved with a woman with three of another man's children? Be friends, maybe--but at that age, with that many opportunities...I just don't understand.

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: SuperCatBarf: Why the hell would a guy like that get involved with a woman with three of another man's children? Be friends, maybe--but at that age, with that many opportunities...I just don't understand.

This. Why invest in damaged goods when you can get a new off the shelf model?

And someone close to his own age, wasnt she like 15 years older than him? I would be willing to bet she was molesting him when he was younger and just never got caught.

SuperCatBarf: Why the hell would a guy like that get involved with a woman with three of another man's children? Be friends, maybe--but at that age, with that many opportunities...I just don't understand.

Bolded the relevant parts. Why indeed?

SuperCatBarf: Why the hell would a guy like that get involved with a woman with three of another man's children? Be friends, maybe--but at that age, with that many opportunities...I just don't understand.

I dated someone with 3 kids from 2 different fathers. I learned my lesson.
I don't understand what I did either. It sucked. HARD.

Why all the kudos?

'Fall of the House of Usher' is a 6 inch putt.


It is sad, tho', cuz he seemed really in love when he talked about being married when his last record came out.

mfaby: Why all the kudos?

'Fall of the House of Usher' is a 6 inch putt.


It is sad, tho', cuz he seemed really in love when he talked about being married when his last record came out.

I thought the album before that was even better, when he had the single about his getting another chick pregnant while he was married.

At least Omarion's okay.

dahmers love zombie: And henceforth singer in lonely trappings
Sadly rapping, sadly rapping
will be reduced to solo fapping
fapping on his chamber floor
'cos he did divorce the ho'

Nice.

Great headline, Subby...

However... I beg for a "Who the fark cares?" tag...

Sad doesn't...really...cover this...

You know, being that I could give a shiat less, as could 99.9% of Fark...

My first instinct is "Oh no, that's too bad for the kids."

Then I realize the kids have more in their bank account than I do in mine.

Then I weep.

ignorantalmond: Great headline, Subby...

However... I beg for a "Who the fark cares?" tag...

Sad doesn't...really...cover this...

You know, being that I could give a shiat less, as could 99.9% of Fark...

99,9 is also percentage of farkers who won't comment in this thread

I thought he was still banging the hot one from TLC.

PickinWhiskers: SuperCatBarf: Why the hell would a guy like that get involved with a woman with three of another man's children? Be friends, maybe--but at that age, with that many opportunities...I just don't understand.

I dated someone with 3 kids from 2 different fathers. I learned my lesson.
I don't understand what I did either. It sucked. HARD.

I know someone whom has 3 kids by 3 different fathers. She still can't hold a stable relationship to this day. But it doesn't mean she is a bad person, she just made some bad mistakes.

bordergirl: PickinWhiskers: SuperCatBarf: Why the hell would a guy like that get involved with a woman with three of another man's children? Be friends, maybe--but at that age, with that many opportunities...I just don't understand.

I dated someone with 3 kids from 2 different fathers. I learned my lesson.
I don't understand what I did either. It sucked. HARD.

I know someone whom has 3 kids by 3 different fathers. She still can't hold a stable relationship to this day. But it doesn't mean she is a bad person, she just made some bad mistakes. a ho

why is his divorce "sad?" Perhaps it's for the best, as most divorces usually are.

Wait wait wait:

His real name is "Usher"?

Didn't she nearly die from some plastic surgery in Brazil last year? And didn't he cancel everything to go and be with her? I wonder who initiated this.

someone made him wanna leave the one he's with

/oblig, approves, etc.

As much as a dispise R&B music (and the popular stuff in general), I'm actually... well... sad about this. The guy isn't a doucheington... so... I don't like seeing bad things happen for him, even though I've never listened to his music.

Maybe Adam Marshall is more his type.

Rubber Biscuit: At least Omarion's okay.

Only because I've been praying for him, obviously.

grumpygrouper Quote 2009-06-13 09:55:52 AM
someone made him wanna leave the one he's with

Win!

mfaby: Why all the kudos?

'Fall of the House of Usher' is a 6 inch putt.


Probably cuz subby has been waiting patiently for 2 years, standing on the green, with the crowd silent, and finally sank it.

Klingon Penis: I thought he was still banging the hot one from TLC.

Ha. He cheated on (and departed from) Chilli a looooong time ago. Some women on the black blogs have always hated him for it. And called a Tameka a man. I won't say this breakup is 'karma', though. There's not enough pain being inflicted.

Tameka knew what she was doing, getting pregnant by him, leaving her man and other kids for him. Some women have it all worked out. I believe Tameka is one of them.

I hope Usher and Tameka ultimately work things out in a professional and cordial manner, together or divorced.

Klingon Penis: I thought he was still banging the hot one from TLC.

Pretty sure he cheated on her with the soon to be former wife.

Klingon Penis: I thought he was still banging the hot one from TLC.

I heard she used to f*ck with Usher.

Now, I ain't saying she's a gold digger.

clintster: Whhhhat?

USHER DIVORCED HIS WIFE

/now post picture with OKEY!!! for maximum comedic impact, will ya?

Gee, I wonder if she will take the shirt off of his back?

I wonder if he likes fishsticks?

Christian Bale 2009-06-13 11:04:41 AM
mfaby: Why all the kudos?

'Fall of the House of Usher' is a 6 inch putt.


Probably cuz subby has been waiting patiently for 2 years, standing on the green, with the crowd silent, and finally sank it.

Christian! Great point and you said it without having a
*&@*#*&!!!!**$(@& MELT DOWN, TOO!

Those anger managment classes must have worked!

bordergirl: I know someone whom has 3 kids by 3 different fathers. She still can't hold a stable relationship to this day. But it doesn't mean she is a bad person, she just made some bad mistakes.

Same here. I know a woman with 3 girls from three different men, ranging from situations where it was a one night stand to someone she married (and then divorced a year later), to a guy she doesn't really like but is living with him for the sake of her 3 year old.

After three failed relationships like this, though, (and several others that didn't produce kids), I have to think it wasn't something wrong with them, but with her. I spoke with her enough to realize she gives off an aura of both vulnerability and desperation, and it attracts a certain kind of men like flies to honey. She desperately wants to change her life, but she keeps 'living in the past' and wishing she'd done things differently. I think the times I'd seen her truly happy over a period of 3 years could probably be counted on one hand...

LewDux: clintster: Whhhhat?

USHER DIVORCED HIS WIFE

/now post picture with OKEY!!! for maximum comedic impact, will ya?



I was unaware of this development, dear sir. I thank you for your information and I shall now bid you a sincere and hearfelt "good day".

clintster: Whhhhat?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhkaaaaaaaay!

Bendal: bordergirl:I spoke with her enough to realize she gives off an aura of both vulnerability and desperation, and it attracts a certain kind of men like flies to honey.

She might want to stop that aura from spreading by keeping her legs closed at the end of the night or maybe *gasp* ask about birth control before farking someone.

It isn't really too difficult. I was ready to plow some dirty slut at her place and guess what? I asked about bc. Neither of us had any and it didn't go any farther. We waited until the next week when we came (no pun intended) prepared.

Simple choice for most normal people to make.

Sorry for being a dick.

Third_Uncle_Eno: /oblig, approves, etc.

For my own part, I have never had a thought which I could not set down in words with even more distinctness than that which I conceived it...

lesse now, between the 2 of them, they have 5 kids.

lemme guess, they're black, ammirite?

/ain' racist if it's the truth

I prefer rapper Matra-D. Although Seat-Filla isn't bad either.

time for "thong song 2"