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(Media Matters) Asinine Rush Limbaugh blames "exercise freaks" for putting stress on nations health system. He also asks that you pick up some chicken next time you're out   (mediamatters.org) divider line 150
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Sleeping Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 02:47:28 PM  
And by "exercise freaks" he means anyone who isn't a fat, drug-addict.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 02:50:25 PM  
Because your average runner is much more of a drain on the healthcare system than people who are obese, or smokers, or drug addicts.

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 02:51:06 PM  
Does Media Matters have a dictionary? Because they should look up the words "sarcasm" and "satire."

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 02:52:44 PM  
what_now: Because your average runner is much more of a drain on the healthcare system than people who are obese, or smokers, or drug addicts.

Well, you see, 80% if health care costs come in your elder years, so if you insist on living that long, you are a drain on the system, so it's your patriotic duty to swell up, sit around, and die of a massive farking coronary in your sixties instead of lingering around into your eighties and being an expensive, senile pain in the ass.

You gonna finish those fries, commie?

 
jasonmicron 2009-06-12 02:52:48 PM  
HAVE YOOUSE GUYS HEARD ABOUT MICHAEL SAVAGE OMG HE'S BEEN BANNINATED FROM THE UK AND RUSH WON'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE'S FAT LOLOLOLOL

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 02:53:36 PM  
You should hear what he's ranting about right now.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 02:54:46 PM  
Rush is getting his ass kicked by some elderly woman.

 
Solid State Vittles 2009-06-12 02:56:08 PM  
As someone that has suffered his fair share of exercise-related injuries (eff off, I'm a gamer), Rush apparently has not spent a lot of time in hospitals. They are full of fat asses.

 
Dinki [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 02:56:34 PM  
dj_bigbird: Because they should look up the words "sarcasm" and "satire."

Could Rush play some kind of special music when he's being sarcastic? Because you know he says so many assinine things it would be nice to be able to differentiate between his serious stupidity and his make believe stupidity.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 02:59:20 PM  
y'know, it's interesting. If a caller slips through who pwns Rush, he cuts to commercial and 'loses' the call when he comes back from the break.

 
propasaurus [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 02:59:45 PM  
Weaver95: Rush is getting his ass kicked by some elderly woman.

Do tell.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:00:12 PM  
dj_bigbird: Does Media Matters have a dictionary? Because they should look up the words "sarcasm" and "satire."

I'm about as sarcastic as they come and I didn't detect much there. Hard convey on the internet in threads, but on the radio is a different matter. Granted, maybe there was more to it than this snippet.

 
Solid State Vittles 2009-06-12 03:02:33 PM  
Nabb1: die of a massive farking coronary in your sixties

I'm not even obese but I promise to come through on this. Maybe won't even wait that long.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:02:38 PM  
propasaurus: Weaver95: Rush is getting his ass kicked by some elderly woman.

Do tell.


she was the last caller for today. she was completely pwning his ass on health care in europe (specifically switzerland). Rush cut to commercial and ditched her call without responding. She told him to look it up on the internet if he didn't believe her - and this was immediately AFTER Rush had just praised the 'alternative media' of the internet for it's dedication to the truth.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:02:41 PM  
Wow. That's a new level of stupid even for ElRushbo. I'm assuming that idiotic comment derives from something along the lines of 'exercise freaks' injuring themselves through sprains and strained muscles. At least I hope that's what he's reaching for.

 
propasaurus [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:04:17 PM  
dj_bigbird: Does Media Matters have a dictionary? Because they should look up the words "sarcasm" and "satire."

Rush says something ignorant, racist, hateful or otherwise inflammatory = HAHA! Rush is an entertainer! Libtards need to get a sense of humor!
Letterman makes a joke = OMG! He's evil, he's a pedophile, he needs to apologize to women everywhere and should be fired and banned from the airwaves forever!

 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:21:49 PM  
I hope you enjoy your fancy, elitist "exercise", Dr. President.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:27:30 PM  
The cost of broken bones, sprains, concussions etc is negligible compared to the cost of treatment for long-term or chronic problems caused by obesity, diabetes and drug addiction.

I don't think the fat boy-farker drug-addled Nazi gasbag was being sarcastic at all. As he constantly derides those who don't think like he does, he is not above making similarly lame-assed statements about the people who don't look like "humanatees" either.

The fat, white and rich are the only ones who get a free pass from the vulgar pigboy.

 
Senescent Dawn 2009-06-12 03:28:26 PM  
Weaver95: she was the last caller for today. she was completely pwning his ass on health care in europe (specifically switzerland). Rush cut to commercial and ditched her call without responding. She told him to look it up on the internet if he didn't believe her - and this was immediately AFTER Rush had just praised the 'alternative media' of the internet for it's dedication to the truth.

Pity I missed that one.

 
SkinnyHead [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:30:36 PM  
Obama socialist medicine plan will be used as a way for government to intrude on personal freedom, that's the point. Once government starts paying for health care, then they think that they got the right to tell everyone how to live.

Liberals don't care because they love the idea of some authoritarian liberal boss telling everyone what to do.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:33:56 PM  
Senescent Dawn: Weaver95: she was the last caller for today. she was completely pwning his ass on health care in europe (specifically switzerland). Rush cut to commercial and ditched her call without responding. She told him to look it up on the internet if he didn't believe her - and this was immediately AFTER Rush had just praised the 'alternative media' of the internet for it's dedication to the truth.

Pity I missed that one.


I'll post something about it on my blog later tonight.

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:36:01 PM  
SkinnyHead: Obama socialist medicine plan will be used as a way for government to intrude on personal freedom, that's the point. Once government starts paying for health care, then they think that they got the right to tell everyone how to live.

Liberals don't care because they love the idea of some authoritarian liberal boss telling everyone what to do.


It's true. I farking hate freedom.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:41:01 PM  
SkinnyHead: Obama socialist medicine plan will be used as a way for government to intrude on personal freedom, that's the point. Once government starts paying for health care, then they think that they got the right to tell everyone how to live.

Liberals don't care because they love the idea of some authoritarian liberal boss telling everyone what to do.


actually, I think it's more of a cooperative effort. corporations themselves would certainly like to restrain certain activities from their employees, as well as the federal government. So if both groups can find a way to restrict 'undesirable' behavior without having to bother with that pesky public debate and/or passing a law, then Congress would be more than happy to work out a deal with corporations and the insurance agencies.

it's just good business.

 
tnpir [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:46:36 PM  
For the love of all things beautiful and good in this world, could someone please shove a stick of lit dynamite up Rush's ass like Gary Busey did to that biker in that terrible 80s action movie and put a stop to this bullshiat once and for all?

 
I_Love_Verdi [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:46:39 PM  
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approves.

 
ragekage [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:53:26 PM  
SkinnyHead: Obama socialist medicine plan will be used as a way for government to intrude on personal freedom, that's the point. Once government starts paying for health care, then they think that they got the right to tell everyone how to live.

Liberals don't care because they love the idea of some authoritarian liberal boss telling everyone what to do.


If I was your kid, I'd use all the electricity I wanted, raid the fridge, refuse to do chores, and when you tried to challenge that, go "ZOMFG AUTHORITARIAN FASCIST HITLER!!!11" Oh, and you're not allowed to kick me out, either, you still gotta keep footing the bill.

Essentially, that's why we've regulated tobacco, and now starting into food, because fat and smoking motherfarkers take up the most time, energy, and money in health care today. I'm a health care worker, and every Goddamn day I'm in the hospital, I see it. Especially here in Central Virginia- not as bad as West Virginia, but good Goddamn! 43 year-old Sally Sue that weighs 400 pounds and chain smokes, whining "that muslim socialist ni***r" is essentially just like Hitler because he wants to personally come to her house and take her smokes- oops, but she's on Medicaid because she can't get a farking job, so guess who's paying for her to come back four or five times a month?

YOU ARE! Have fun with it! I don't make any Goddamn money anyway, being a dirt-fark-poor college student who cashed in all of my savings and 401(k) to stay solvent, rather than go on welfare- so I don't pay for it (yet).

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 03:59:30 PM  
Solid State Vittles: As someone that has suffered his fair share of exercise-related injuries (eff off, I'm a gamer), Rush apparently has not spent a lot of time in hospitals. They are full of fat asses.

Sports medicine has done a hell of a lot more to advance medical science than McDonald's.

 
Hender [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 04:00:37 PM  
Mentat: Solid State Vittles: As someone that has suffered his fair share of exercise-related injuries (eff off, I'm a gamer), Rush apparently has not spent a lot of time in hospitals. They are full of fat asses.

Sports medicine has done a hell of a lot more to advance medical science than McDonald's.


Well, we did get Lipitor....

 
patrick767 [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 04:07:48 PM  
dj_bigbird
Does Media Matters have a dictionary? Because they should look up the words "sarcasm" and "satire."


Listened to it. There was no indication that he was being the least bit sarcastic.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 04:08:23 PM  
Rush gets his "medicine" outside the system.

 
nvmac 2009-06-12 04:12:17 PM  
Dinki: dj_bigbird: Because they should look up the words "sarcasm" and "satire."

Could Rush play some kind of special music when he's being sarcastic? Because you know he says so many assinine things it would be nice to be able to differentiate between his serious stupidity and his make believe stupidity.


Link (new window)

 
Solid State Vittles 2009-06-12 04:13:52 PM  
Mentat: Solid State Vittles: As someone that has suffered his fair share of exercise-related injuries (eff off, I'm a gamer), Rush apparently has not spent a lot of time in hospitals. They are full of fat asses.

Sports medicine has done a hell of a lot more to advance medical science than McDonald's.


Exactly. Besides, I show up, they throw a cast or splint on me, and boom, I'm gone. Those ginormous farkers in sweatpants that spend their lunchtimes elbow deep in french fries are the ones coming back every week.

Oh, and I didn't sense one iota of sarcasm in Rush's comments. Maybe the before and after might have provided some context if it was indeed meant to be sarcastic. I'm not giving him any quarter on this, though.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 04:15:36 PM  
SkinnyHead: Obama socialist medicine plan will be used as a way for government to intrude on personal freedom, that's the point. Once government starts paying for health care, then they think that they got the right to tell everyone how to live. Liberals don't care because they love the idea of some authoritarian liberal boss telling everyone what to do.

(0.06/10.00)

 
BladBoy [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 04:16:49 PM  
Rush sounds fat.

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 04:39:06 PM  
SkinnyHead: Once government starts paying for health care

you mean like bush's drug program?
so you like SOME socialism and not othe socialism??

guess that makes you a cafeteria socialist

/hypocrtis, they name is republican

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 04:48:58 PM  
Interesting the people who defend Rush by saying it was humor and sarcasm had their panties in a twist when a COMEDIAN said "bad" stuff about Palin.

 
Freeside [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 05:02:17 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: The cost of broken bones, sprains, concussions etc is negligible compared to the cost of treatment for long-term or chronic problems caused by obesity, diabetes and drug addiction.

The cost of treatment for long-term or chronic problems caused by obesity, diabetes and drug addiction is negligible compared to the cost of treatment for problems of the very very old people that haven't died yet because they were exercise freaks.

/This game is fun

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 05:04:51 PM  
the cost of treating dead people is approximately equal to zero

/kill more people?

 
RemyDuron 2009-06-12 05:26:40 PM  
Nabb1: what_now: Because your average runner is much more of a drain on the healthcare system than people who are obese, or smokers, or drug addicts.

Well, you see, 80% if health care costs come in your elder years, so if you insist on living that long, you are a drain on the system, so it's your patriotic duty to swell up, sit around, and die of a massive farking coronary in your sixties instead of lingering around into your eighties and being an expensive, senile pain in the ass.

You gonna finish those fries, commie?


This is a right wing I can live with.

I actually kind of sort of agree with Limbaugh on this. We're living too long. No one really needs to live longer than 70.

Which is one reason I don't care about being obese, smoking, or doing drugs (although I'd never do the really addictive kind like Rush).

 
Zeppelininthesky [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 05:29:21 PM  
SkinnyHead: Obama socialist medicine plan will be used as a way for government to intrude on personal freedom, that's the point. Once government starts paying for health care, then they think that they got the right to tell everyone how to live.

Liberals don't care because they love the idea of some authoritarian liberal boss telling everyone what to do.


ZOMG SOCILIST MUSLIN!!

What color is the sky in your world?

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 05:29:36 PM  
SkinnyHead: Once government starts paying for health care, then they think that they got the right to tell everyone how to live.

The governmenr tells everyone how to live all the time. I have to wear a helmet whn I ride a motorcycle. I have to wear a seat belt. I can't smoke crack. I can't pay for sex. I can't have sex with a 17 year old. I can't smoke in a bar.

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-06-12 05:30:18 PM  
lolololololol

 
PartTimeBuddha 2009-06-12 05:33:09 PM  
vernonFL: SkinnyHead: Once government starts paying for health care, then they think that they got the right to tell everyone how to live.

The governmenr tells everyone how to live all the time. I have to wear a helmet whn I ride a motorcycle. I have to wear a seat belt. I can't smoke crack. I can't pay for sex. I can't have sex with a 17 year old. I can't smoke in a bar.


I.... I hadn't realised you were disabled.

I have misjudged your struggle.

 
Tony Stark 2009-06-12 05:33:22 PM  
I just listened to the clip against my better judgment. It almost sounds like somebody doing a parody of Rush Limbaugh

Hit the treadmill fatty

 
AndEhBus 2009-06-12 05:34:08 PM  
dj_bigbird: Does Media Matters have a dictionary? Because they should look up the words "sarcasm" and "satire."


My thoughts also... It's sad but a lot of the time Limbaugh is called out for saying things that are extreme or wrong he's getting called to task on this kind of shiat.

Just goes to show the Libs at Media Matters are not actually interesting in truth... they are only interested in constructing a narrative to paint their opponents poorly.

 
MiddleyMcCentrist 2009-06-12 05:35:14 PM  
SkinnyHead: Obama socialist medicine plan will be used as a way for government to intrude on personal freedom, that's the point. Once government starts paying for health care, then they think that they got the right to tell everyone how to live.

Liberals don't care because they love the idea of some authoritarian liberal boss telling everyone what to do.


Anyone ever try to beat the liberal boss on hardcore mode?

 
JRoo 2009-06-12 05:35:34 PM  
If you define anyone who can still walk up one flight of stairs without getting out of breath as an "excercise freak".

 
RemyDuron 2009-06-12 05:37:40 PM  
Freeside: AdolfOliverPanties: The cost of broken bones, sprains, concussions etc is negligible compared to the cost of treatment for long-term or chronic problems caused by obesity, diabetes and drug addiction.

The cost of treatment for long-term or chronic problems caused by obesity, diabetes and drug addiction is negligible compared to the cost of treatment for problems of the very very old people that haven't died yet because they were exercise freaks.

/This game is fun


Well, to be fair, a few of use unhealthy types do hang on for surprisingly long times. Sometimes in good condition, sometimes in not so good. Hopefully by the time this matters for me every state will have legalized euthanasia, so that won't be a problem.

 
AmazingRuss 2009-06-12 05:38:49 PM  
SkinnyHead: Liberals don't care because they love the idea of some authoritarian liberal boss telling everyone what to do.

Yeah, them dirty hippies just love to line up to kiss the bosses ass.

 
jake3988 2009-06-12 05:38:58 PM  
nabb1: Well, you see, 80% if health care costs come in your elder years, so if you insist on living that long, you are a drain on the system, so it's your patriotic duty to swell up, sit around, and die of a massive farking coronary in your sixties instead of lingering around into your eighties and being an expensive, senile pain in the ass.
------------------------------------------

On the one hand, that would mean that Limbaugh definitely won't live until he's old.

But on the other hand, pricks always live for freaking ever.

 
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