My ears are already apart. Should I see a doctor?

[hurl]

/Hot and had to be done

what??

Michael Jackson's ears are is falling apart

FTFY, subby.

Who cares? Farkin nutjob, just go away already. Fade out of view.

I remember listening to the Jackson 5 as a kid. Hard to believe how he's fuct himself up so much over the years.

That's BAD!

Let's hear it!

"What is dee problaym weeth Michael Jackson?"

wolfzr2: Who cares? Farkin nutjob, just go away already. Fade out of view.

From the looks of things he's more likely to dissolve...

MmmBadEggs: From the looks of things he's more likely to dissolve...

I was going to say Fade to Black White

That's ignorant.

MmmBadEggs: From the looks of things he's more likely to dissolve...

More like being cut into pieces a little bit at a time, and paying for it. I can't fault either side.

DogS laughter: I remember listening to the Jackson 5 as a kid. Hard to believe how he's fuct himself up so much over the years.

I think that every time I hear "ABC" or "Never Can Say Goodbye" on the radio.

Damn, that kid used to be so talented. His vocals were like buttah. It's a shame that he turned into such a messed up freakshow.

What would possess a person to parade their kid around in such a stupid mask all the time?

South Park really nailed it on this one....

Well it serves him right. He has been ruining peoples ears for allot of years with his craptastic music.

/Not a fan.

remember when he was pretty?

spookybee: remember when he was pretty?

Well played.

I know I beat the "this celebrity is dead" drum a lot, but in this case, I firmly believe one of these two things to be the truth about Michael Jackson:

Option One:
Michael Jackson was severely burned in the Pepsi pyrotechnic accident in the 80s... Way more than the press let on. His entire face was destroyed while he was at the height of his career, and there was no way Arista was going to allow their biggest seller EVER to fall out of the limelight.

So they paid for the most radical facial reconstruction surgery possible. They kept him out of the public eye, and did their best to make him look presentable once more. They could never match his original dark skin tone, so they bleached his skin to match his new face. His nose was gone, so they gave him an artificial one. Chances are, his ears, eyelids, and lips were destroyed in the fire, too... And all the replacement parts were less than lifelike, but quite amazing work considering how badly he was burned.

Unfortunately, this accident and all the rounds of cosmetic surgery drove Michael Jackson insane. While he was never a well-adjusted person (it's hard to be normal when your entire childhood was spent in front of a camera, and your father was an abusive asshole), these events pushed him over the edge and turned him into "Wacko Jacko".

As the years rolled on, his face kept falling apart. Each time it degraded, he had it fixed and indicated he wanted to resemble his sisters more than his brothers. Doctors obliged him, and yet they couldn't "fix" his face... They could only patch it up.

And here were are today, with Michael Jackson in a sad state of being bleached, having barely any facial structure left to support more "touch ups" or repairs, and clearly being mentally unstable and unable to grow past his childhood mental state.

Option Two:
The Pepsi pyrotechnic fire was a tragedy that caused the death of the original Michael Jackson.

They replaced him with a talented Michael Jackson impersonator, whom they subjected to multiple rounds of cosmetic surgery. While he didn't look like the original Michael, he was passable and had the dancing/singing ability to carry the illusion of being the real Michael.

However, they didn't screen this replacement well enough, and soon his personality flaws began to show, earning him the title of "Wacko Jacko". Perhaps all the fame and cosmetic surgery were too much for him, or perhaps he was always mentally imbalanced, but either way he became unstable.

Now, more than 20 years after the death of Michael Jackson, the imposter is a wreck of plastic surgery repairs and mental mumbletypeg. A sad shell of a man who dangles children from balconies and commits heinous acts with young fans, thinking all the time it's innocent because he pictures himself to be a child trapped in man's body.

Photos to back up either story:


1980


1983


1985 After the Pepsi fire.


1986

And you know what he looks like now. He's white. With decaying nose, ears, and a chin that looks like it was made from Sculpey.

I'm not saying either one of these stories is dead-on, balls-accurate, but I think one or the other would go a great distance in explaining WTF happened to make a young, well-liked, dark-skinned Black man turn into a creepy, structurally-different white man in the mid-80s.

The question we must ask is which is harder to believe: Michael Jackson BECAME a creepy white man, or Michael Jackson was replaced by a light-skinned Black (or half-Black) man with severe mental problems.

ZeroCorpse: I know I beat the "this celebrity is dead" drum a lot, but in this case, I firmly believe one of these two things to be the truth about Michael Jackson:

Option One:
Michael Jackson was severely burned in the Pepsi pyrotechnic accident in the 80s... Way more than the press let on. His entire face was destroyed while he was at the height of his career, and there was no way Arista was going to allow their biggest seller EVER to fall out of the limelight.

So they paid for the most radical facial reconstruction surgery possible. They kept him out of the public eye, and did their best to make him look presentable once more. They could never match his original dark skin tone, so they bleached his skin to match his new face. His nose was gone, so they gave him an artificial one. Chances are, his ears, eyelids, and lips were destroyed in the fire, too... And all the replacement parts were less than lifelike, but quite amazing work considering how badly he was burned.

Unfortunately, this accident and all the rounds of cosmetic surgery drove Michael Jackson insane. While he was never a well-adjusted person (it's hard to be normal when your entire childhood was spent in front of a camera, and your father was an abusive asshole), these events pushed him over the edge and turned him into "Wacko Jacko".

As the years rolled on, his face kept falling apart. Each time it degraded, he had it fixed and indicated he wanted to resemble his sisters more than his brothers. Doctors obliged him, and yet they couldn't "fix" his face... They could only patch it up.

And here were are today, with Michael Jackson in a sad state of being bleached, having barely any facial structure left to support more "touch ups" or repairs, and clearly being mentally unstable and unable to grow past his childhood mental state.

Option Two:
The Pepsi pyrotechnic fire was a tragedy that caused the death of the original Michael Jackson.

They replaced him with a talented Michael Jackson impersonator, whom they subjected to multiple rounds of cosmetic surgery. While he didn't look like the original Michael, he was passable and had the dancing/singing ability to carry the illusion of being the real Michael.

However, they didn't screen this replacement well enough, and soon his personality flaws began to show, earning him the title of "Wacko Jacko". Perhaps all the fame and cosmetic surgery were too much for him, or perhaps he was always mentally imbalanced, but either way he became unstable.

Now, more than 20 years after the death of Michael Jackson, the imposter is a wreck of plastic surgery repairs and mental mumbletypeg. A sad shell of a man who dangles children from balconies and commits heinous acts with young fans, thinking all the time it's innocent because he pictures himself to be a child trapped in man's body.

Photos to back up either story:


1980


1983


1985 After the Pepsi fire.


1986

And you know what he looks like now. He's white. With decaying nose, ears, and a chin that looks like it was made from Sculpey.

I'm not saying either one of these stories is dead-on, balls-accurate, but I think one or the other would go a great distance in explaining WTF happened to make a young, well-liked, dark-skinned Black man turn into a creepy, structurally-different white man in the mid-80s.

The question we must ask is which is harder to believe: Michael Jackson BECAME a creepy white man, or Michael Jackson was replaced by a light-skinned Black (or half-Black) man with severe mental problems.

a sad state of affairs.

ZeroCorpse: I know I beat the "this celebrity is dead" drum a lot, but in this case, I firmly believe one of these two things to be the truth about Michael Jackson:

I think your timing's off. Look at him from Dangerous in the early 1990s. Like, from the Black & White music video. Now, by this point he's definitely begun the "whitening" process, but he's still clearly the original Michael Jackson. He still looked just like he did in BAD, and mostly just like he did in Thriller.

I mean, look at your 1980-83-85 pictures. They all look like the same guy to me.

When he really turned to shiat was in the mid 90s.

By Blood on the Dance Floor, he no longer resembled the man he was. That could have been another MJ. By Invincible, he wouldn't even show his face in his videos.

Whatever happened, I think it was in the mid-90s, after he cancelled the rest of his Dangerous tour. That's when that successful and attractive african american got farked up.

Well, either way I think we can agree that this man is either not the real Michael Jackson, or he's Michael Jackson after becoming a warped, mutilated, mentally-ill creature that doesn't resemble the person he was.

ZeroCorpse: Well, either way I think we can agree that this man is either not the real Michael Jackson, or he's Michael Jackson after becoming a warped, mutilated, mentally-ill creature that doesn't resemble the person he was.



Agrees.