AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sad?! That's farking hilarious!

Well, his cock was in the right place. Bret was four feet off his mark.

How is that sad? The lawsuit will at least buy him another ridiculous cowboy hat.

Tonys spokeswoman Christina Stejskal says the rocker

Um, 'rocker?'

Rocker?

Are you farking kidding me? Rocker?

It is sad because it ruined his perfectly good hat and flattened his hair

This looks like a job for the tag.

Every rose has its thorn.

Bret Michaels = God I am saddend by the comments here

Kyosuke: YouTube video while it lasts.

Comedy gold. Thank you!

He'll live to sing another day? That is sad.

Awesome! Thanks for the link!

bwahahaha! I laughed so hard at that.

That's the best hit of his career.

That was not a "backdrop".

(Meaning it was not made of muslin, paint and bottom-pipe.)

That was what we call a "hanger" and made of steel, plywood and plastic.

That had to hurt as it probably weighed about 400+ pounds.

Lots of fail to go around.

Cowboy hats. Great for keeping the sun off your face on the fields of Texas. Terrible for knowing when to duck on a dim stage.

No one has wondered what the hell Poison was doing performing at the Tony Awards?

T.M.S.: That was not a "backdrop".

(Meaning it was not made of muslin, paint and bottom-pipe.)

That was what we call a "hanger" and made of steel, plywood and plastic.

That had to hurt as it probably weighed about 400+ pounds.

Lots of fail to go around.

who called it a backdrop?

Lando Lincoln: No one has wondered what the hell Poison was doing performing at the Tony Awards?

Providing a little class for once.

/oblig

Bret Michaels smashes his face against a giant set piece that has 'BROADWAY' in huge letters on it.

Someone set this up. It's just too delicious to be a coincidence.

Lando Lincoln: No one has wondered what the hell Poison was doing performing at the Tony Awards?


There is cash at stake (Rock at your own peril)

Norad: Bret Michaels smashes his face against a giant set piece that has 'BROADWAY' in huge letters on it.

Someone set this up. It's just too delicious to be a coincidence.

Probably going after that water cooler chatter like MTV Awards got last week with Eminem. Bret Michaels has a huge tour this summer that hasn't been selling well, plus new season of Rock of Love. Good point Norad, we shall see in the coming days.

The most important questions:
1. will Rock of Love or whatever show he's on be cancelled?
2. is the set OK?

that was awesome.

That doesn't look like a cowboy hat, it looks like a bandana. In either case, you're obviously bald. Get a rug. Nick Cage and Ben Affleck know people. Get their numbers.

platkat: This looks like a job for the [cool] tag.

Thanks Modmins... kind of.

Judging from what I saw tonight, the set also crushed whoever was at the soundboard.

/how awesome was it to watch the three Billy Elliot kids stand there utterly dumbfounded after they won?

Now if they'd just made the set to look like a giant version of Bruno's ass...

Mugato: That doesn't look like a cowboy hat, it looks like a bandana. In either case, you're obviously bald. Get a rug. Nick Cage and Ben Affleck know people. Get their numbers.

You didn't watch the video did you?

Oh dear God - I'm laughing so hard, I'm starting to cry. I swear to Elvis, that went straight through FAIL and out the other side, until it hit WIN.

That's the best hit of his career.

That's a thousand times more funny cause he's doing that stupid skip thing and gets clocked.

That is the greatest video I have watched tonight and that's saying something because I saw Japanese helicopter kamasutra (google it).

Kyosuke: YouTube video while it lasts.

That was kindof surreal
I imagined he was guillotined

Megain: T.M.S.: That was not a "backdrop".

(Meaning it was not made of muslin, paint and bottom-pipe.)

That was what we call a "hanger" and made of steel, plywood and plastic.

That had to hurt as it probably weighed about 400+ pounds.

Lots of fail to go around.

who called it a backdrop?

The video linked called it a "backdrop".

Still, it is a backing. And thanks to Local 1 it "dropped".

So I guess we are cool on this?

I know Brett Michaels is going bald, hey asshole:

Get a rug or go bald already, we what you been hiding.

...and take off that dumb bandana.

BOOM, head shot.


/you're welcome

GimpyNip: That is the greatest video I have watched tonight and that's saying something because I saw Japanese helicopter kamasutra (google it).

wow....just...wow

Ahahahahaha. Sucked in.

take two.


FYI, brent michaelshiat gets filtered

The Master of Sinanju

GimpyNip: That is the greatest video I have watched tonight and that's saying something because I saw Japanese helicopter kamasutra (google it).

wow....just...wow

It's better on bing.com (NSFW), look!

Lando Lincoln: No one has wondered what the hell Poison was doing performing at the Tony Awards?

I was. But then I figured I'd have to admit knowing both who Poison is and what the Tony Awards are. It didn't seem worth it.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: How is that sad? The lawsuit will at least buy him another ridiculous cowboy hat.

What's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon?

Courtney Cox-Zucker: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: How is that sad? The lawsuit will at least buy him another ridiculous cowboy hat.

What's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon?

The pussy goes in the hat?

The fact that the audio of the smack was captured makes it so much better.

Two words to watch this Friday.

"The Soup"

Hi-Larry-US