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(theGauntlet) Amusing Bret Michaels crushed by set at Tony Awards   (thegauntlet.com) divider line 111
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Norad [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 10:45:13 PM  
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sad?! That's farking hilarious!

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 10:52:24 PM  
Well, his cock was in the right place. Bret was four feet off his mark.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 10:57:29 PM  
How is that sad? The lawsuit will at least buy him another ridiculous cowboy hat.

 
Kiribub [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 10:58:12 PM  
Tonys spokeswoman Christina Stejskal says the rocker

Um, 'rocker?'

Rocker?

Are you farking kidding me? Rocker?

 
thegauntlet 2009-06-07 10:58:21 PM  
It is sad because it ruined his perfectly good hat and flattened his hair

 
platkat [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 10:58:49 PM  
This looks like a job for the img1.fark.net tag.

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:01:06 PM  
Every rose has its thorn.

images.thegauntlet.com

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:01:31 PM  

 
thegauntlet 2009-06-07 11:02:47 PM  
Bret Michaels = God I am saddend by the comments here

 
Kiribub [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:03:37 PM  
Kyosuke: YouTube video while it lasts.

Comedy gold. Thank you!

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:06:34 PM  
He'll live to sing another day? That is sad.

 
Joxette 2009-06-07 11:07:18 PM  
Awesome! Thanks for the link!

 
Roook [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:07:18 PM  
bwahahaha! I laughed so hard at that.

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:12:44 PM  
That's the best hit of his career.

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:17:49 PM  
That was not a "backdrop".

(Meaning it was not made of muslin, paint and bottom-pipe.)

That was what we call a "hanger" and made of steel, plywood and plastic.

That had to hurt as it probably weighed about 400+ pounds.

Lots of fail to go around.

 
Roook [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:19:50 PM  
Cowboy hats. Great for keeping the sun off your face on the fields of Texas. Terrible for knowing when to duck on a dim stage.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:26:28 PM  
No one has wondered what the hell Poison was doing performing at the Tony Awards?

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:28:02 PM  
T.M.S.: That was not a "backdrop".

(Meaning it was not made of muslin, paint and bottom-pipe.)

That was what we call a "hanger" and made of steel, plywood and plastic.

That had to hurt as it probably weighed about 400+ pounds.

Lots of fail to go around.


who called it a backdrop?

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:28:18 PM  
Lando Lincoln: No one has wondered what the hell Poison was doing performing at the Tony Awards?

Providing a little class for once.

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:29:05 PM  
stylemens.typepad.com

/oblig

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:31:22 PM  
Bret Michaels smashes his face against a giant set piece that has 'BROADWAY' in huge letters on it.

Someone set this up. It's just too delicious to be a coincidence.

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:31:40 PM  
Lando Lincoln: No one has wondered what the hell Poison was doing performing at the Tony Awards?


There is cash at stake (Rock at your own peril)

 
thegauntlet 2009-06-07 11:33:56 PM  
Norad: Bret Michaels smashes his face against a giant set piece that has 'BROADWAY' in huge letters on it.

Someone set this up. It's just too delicious to be a coincidence.


Probably going after that water cooler chatter like MTV Awards got last week with Eminem. Bret Michaels has a huge tour this summer that hasn't been selling well, plus new season of Rock of Love. Good point Norad, we shall see in the coming days.

 
Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:34:46 PM  
The most important questions:
1. will Rock of Love or whatever show he's on be cancelled?
2. is the set OK?

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-06-07 11:46:06 PM  
that was awesome.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:46:06 PM  
That doesn't look like a cowboy hat, it looks like a bandana. In either case, you're obviously bald. Get a rug. Nick Cage and Ben Affleck know people. Get their numbers.

 
platkat [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:48:12 PM  
platkat: This looks like a job for the [cool] tag.

Thanks Modmins... kind of.

 
Jonathan Hohensee 2009-06-07 11:49:57 PM  
Judging from what I saw tonight, the set also crushed whoever was at the soundboard.

/how awesome was it to watch the three Billy Elliot kids stand there utterly dumbfounded after they won?

 
Wamphyr 2009-06-07 11:51:18 PM  
Now if they'd just made the set to look like a giant version of Bruno's ass...

 
Epiphany 2009-06-07 11:53:52 PM  
Mugato: That doesn't look like a cowboy hat, it looks like a bandana. In either case, you're obviously bald. Get a rug. Nick Cage and Ben Affleck know people. Get their numbers.

You didn't watch the video did you?

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-06-08 12:07:05 AM  
Oh dear God - I'm laughing so hard, I'm starting to cry. I swear to Elvis, that went straight through FAIL and out the other side, until it hit WIN.

 
strawberryfieldsforever 2009-06-08 12:08:06 AM  
That's the best hit of his career.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-06-08 12:09:24 AM  
That's a thousand times more funny cause he's doing that stupid skip thing and gets clocked.

 
GimpyNip 2009-06-08 12:10:04 AM  
That is the greatest video I have watched tonight and that's saying something because I saw Japanese helicopter kamasutra (google it).

 
Dear_Leader 2009-06-08 12:16:41 AM  
Kyosuke: YouTube video while it lasts.

That was kindof surreal
I imagined he was guillotined

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2009-06-08 12:21:21 AM  
Megain: T.M.S.: That was not a "backdrop".

(Meaning it was not made of muslin, paint and bottom-pipe.)

That was what we call a "hanger" and made of steel, plywood and plastic.

That had to hurt as it probably weighed about 400+ pounds.

Lots of fail to go around.

who called it a backdrop?


The video linked called it a "backdrop".

Still, it is a backing. And thanks to Local 1 it "dropped".

So I guess we are cool on this?

 
Dialectic 2009-06-08 12:22:57 AM  
I know Brett Michaels is going bald, hey asshole:

Get a rug or go bald already, we what you been hiding.

...and take off that dumb bandana.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-06-08 12:27:38 AM  
BOOM, head shot.


/you're welcome

 
The Master of Sinanju [TotalFark] 2009-06-08 12:29:11 AM  
GimpyNip: That is the greatest video I have watched tonight and that's saying something because I saw Japanese helicopter kamasutra (google it).

wow....just...wow

 
white [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-08 12:29:51 AM  
Ahahahahaha. Sucked in.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-06-08 12:30:41 AM  
i246.photobucket.com

take two.


FYI, brent michaelshiat gets filtered

 
Dialectic 2009-06-08 12:33:39 AM  
The Master of Sinanju

GimpyNip: That is the greatest video I have watched tonight and that's saying something because I saw Japanese helicopter kamasutra (google it).

wow....just...wow


It's better on bing.com (NSFW), look!

 
CTurnerJoy [TotalFark] 2009-06-08 12:42:08 AM  
Lando Lincoln: No one has wondered what the hell Poison was doing performing at the Tony Awards?

I was. But then I figured I'd have to admit knowing both who Poison is and what the Tony Awards are. It didn't seem worth it.

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2009-06-08 12:44:44 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: How is that sad? The lawsuit will at least buy him another ridiculous cowboy hat.

What's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon?

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-06-08 12:50:14 AM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: How is that sad? The lawsuit will at least buy him another ridiculous cowboy hat.

What's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon?


The pussy goes in the hat?

 
Uncle Pooky 2009-06-08 12:58:28 AM  
The fact that the audio of the smack was captured makes it so much better.

 
DarkJohnson [TotalFark] 2009-06-08 12:58:31 AM  
Two words to watch this Friday.

"The Soup"

 
mahoot 2009-06-08 01:06:42 AM  
Hi-Larry-US

 
Soumac [TotalFark] 2009-06-08 01:09:15 AM  
elektro80.electro-music.com

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-06-08 01:16:06 AM  
www.instructables.com

 
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