Where where the lot lizards?

They have gangs in Ogden, Utah?

Truckers call the place F'n J.

Now, I understand.

A black Cadillac and a maroon Durango? That's a shootin' yo!

Epsilon: They have gangs in Ogden, Utah?

An Essay: Homosapien. A man. He is alone in the universe. A gang member. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They shoot each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive. Now. Complications. A reason to fight. Somebody different. Difference creates dispute. Dispute is a reason to fight. Now, to fight is a reason to feel pain. Life is pain. So to fight with reason is to be alive with reason. Final analysis: To fight, a reason to live...

Well at least they had somewhere to shower afterwards.

/Visited the largest truck stop in the world, a Flying J in Iowa, last year.
/I know. Sad.

Epsilon: They have gangs in Ogden, Utah?

There are a lot of Mexicans here.

iamscotto: Well at least they had somewhere to shower afterwards.

/Visited the largest truck stop in the world, a Flying J in Iowa, last year.
/I know. Sad.

I can understand. Their breakfast buffet is good and filling.

Yo, we gotta great big convoy, dat biatch be a beautiful sight.

RadicalMiddle: iamscotto: Well at least they had somewhere to shower afterwards.

/Visited the largest truck stop in the world, a Flying J in Iowa, last year.
/I know. Sad.

I can understand. Their breakfast buffet is good and filling.

I used to deliver food to a Flying J in SC and they always let us come in and eat from the buffet while they were checking everything in.

How to deal with gangs? Give them a venue to do this kind of shiat as often as they want.

A few million rounds, some loaner rifles, and a couple hundred tons of steel and concrete to build a gladitorium is cheaper than constant violence in public.

Is it bad the first thing I thought was there was a shooting at the Flying J...not surprising? Hey the only one we have near us is in Alorton, IL that is suburb of East St. Louis...no I don't ever try to go there!

the doglover: How to deal with gangs?

Maybe the question should be how to deal with Flying J...I had to stop at one for the first time in like 15 years, and it's even more nasty than the crowd at the DMV. Those are some rank, low-end dirtbags accumulating in that one space.

eqtworld: Epsilon: They have gangs in Ogden, Utah?

Yeah, but you don't hear about it much because the most powerful one has such a strangle hold on the state that even non members must abide by their rules they even have most goverment officials in their pocket (members of the gang hold their gang bylaws up as superior to Goverment law)

and you should see their club house, it makes the biggest Mafia Don's place look like an LA crack house by comparison.

Okay, that is great.

eqtworld: Epsilon: They have gangs in Ogden, Utah?

Yeah, but you don't hear about it much because the most powerful one has such a strangle hold on the state that even non members must abide by their rules they even have most goverment officials in their pocket (members of the gang hold their gang bylaws up as superior to Goverment law)

and you should see their club house, it makes the biggest Mafia Don's place look like an LA crack house by comparison.

Damn ya made me snort my Cognac and almost drop my cigar, post a warning next time )

Approves.

/link hotter than Jim Shooter's editing
//What no BJ and the Bear refs?

Heh, almost got shot by the D.C. sniper outside of one of these a few years ago. So many hookers were slithering around that I'm surprised he could hit anything but.

Harumph, see, if we opened the border, they wouldn't have to run back there and we could have caught them faster...

/Tried to find a clip of Pajama Slave Dancer's "Homo Truck Drivin' Man" and failed miserably.

Epsilon: They have gangs in Ogden, Utah?

An Essay: Homosapien. A man. He is alone in the universe. A gang member. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They shoot each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive. Now. Complications. A reason to fight. Somebody different. Difference creates dispute. Dispute is a reason to fight. Now, to fight is a reason to feel pain. Life is pain. So to fight with reason is to be alive with reason. Final analysis: To fight, a reason to live...


Kind of have the Haiku feel goin...although its a little long.

Maybe you were just bustin a Kerouac on us.

Could be a poem seriously

PhantomGSX: RadicalMiddle: iamscotto: Well at least they had somewhere to shower afterwards.

/Visited the largest truck stop in the world, a Flying J in Iowa, last year.
/I know. Sad.

I can understand. Their breakfast buffet is good and filling.

I used to deliver food to a Flying J in SC and they always let us come in and eat from the buffet while they were checking everything in.

I'm a health inspector so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these comments.
Seriously, dude, don't eat there.

skinink: An Essay: Homosapien. A man. He is alone in the universe. A gang member. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They shoot each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive. Now. Complications. A reason to fight. Somebody different. Difference creates dispute. Dispute is a reason to fight. Now, to fight is a reason to feel pain. Life is pain. So to fight with reason is to be alive with reason. Final analysis: To fight, a reason to live...

Dude... That's like poetry, man...

Time for the yellow jugs to fly!

/R. Kelly approves

Nice to see the gangs o' idiots don't discriminate based on location!!!! Yeah gangs!!!!

anyone else get the bulk ammo add in the shooting article?

damn

Epsilon: They have gangs in Ogden, Utah?

Those wacky Mormons! You put a piece in their hands and watch out!

The Duttons!

vs.

The Osmonds!

/The Former was crackin' wise about the Latter's mama!

iamscotto: /Visited the largest truck stop in the world, a Flying J in Iowa, last year.
/I know. Sad.

I flew past that place at 75mph a couple weeks ago, mostly because I still had to cross Nebraska the long way. Frick was that a horrible day's worth of driving....

Mr. Potatoass: /Tried to find a clip of Pajama Slave Dancer's "Homo Truck Drivin' Man" and failed miserably.

Wasn't that song a colaberation between Davind Allen Coe and Johnny Cash?

Yes, I'm subby-I don't think "Iowa 80; The World's Largest Truckstop" is a Flying J tho'
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In other news I've got 5 greens today, a personal best, as they say on the Tonys, thanx mods

doglover: How to deal with gangs? Give them a venue to do this kind of shiat as often as they want.

A few million rounds, some loaner rifles, and a couple hundred tons of steel and concrete to build a gladitorium is cheaper than constant violence in public.

Also put it on primetime..Think of the product placement ads..
My god a gold mine!

+1 for the headline subby!
/made me spray my drink all over car console while waiting for boss to get here.