So, poop was coming out?

To keep them from using, or to keep them from embarassing themselves when they do use it, or to keep too many state secrets from wafting out into the ether because these morons are still back in the 19th century and think a Twitter message only goes to the person they sent it to?

Or to prevent the next round of "I was not giving that page a blow job in the men's room, I was just looking for my contact lens"?

I don't care if its Twitter, if a Senator spells it "skedul" he deserves to be tarred and feathered

Tweets in question:

"Pres Obama you got nerve while u sightseeing in Paris to tell us 'time to deliver' on health care. We still on skedul/even workinWKEND."

And shortly thereafter;

"Pres Obama while u sightseeing in Paris u said 'time to delivr on healthcare' When you are a 'hammer' u think evrything is NAIL I'm no NAIL."

I weep for the English language.

Gyrfalcon: To keep them from using, or to keep them from embarassing themselves when they do use it, or to keep too many state secrets from wafting out into the ether because these morons are still back in the 19th century and think a Twitter message only goes to the person they sent it to?

Or to prevent the next round of "I was not giving that page a blow job in the men's room, I was just looking for my contact lens"?

To prevent the plebs from accidentally learning what their representatives really think of them.

I see the poop jokes have been handled already. Good show Fark. Good show.

FTA:

A short time later: "Pres Obama while u sightseeing in Paris u said 'time to delivr on healthcare' When you are a 'hammer' u think evrything is NAIL I'm no NAIL."

No sir, you are FAIL.

Buck-KY: FTA:


A short time later: "Pres Obama while u sightseeing in Paris u said 'time to delivr on healthcare' When you are a 'hammer' u think evrything is NAIL I'm no NAIL."


No sir, you are FAIL.

I'll see you and raise you:

This is more than just standard-issue Twitter douchebaggery.

This is ROARING DRUNK Twitter douchebaggery!

Seriously, even with the need to keep it to 140 characters, the particular shorthand he used here makes it seem like he was intentionally going "ghetto". There has to be some alcohol-related assistance to make a U.S. Senator seem that belligerent and clueless all in one fell swoop.

You, Senator, are beyond mere FAIL, and have soared into an orbit of FAIL all your own.

NewsTalk: ...have soared into an orbit of FAIL all your own.

Now that's FAIL!

Instead of stratusphere, it's stratusfail.

what a twit

WFern:

Got that one without all the jewelry attached?

/kidding

For some reason, the use of the term "Congresscritters" always makes me want to insert my foot vigorously into subby's anal canal.

/and no, not in a sexy or fun way

Dwight_Yeast: For some reason, the use of the term "Congresscritters" always makes me want to insert my foot vigorously into subby's anal canal.

/and no, not in a sexy or fun way


But "Congresscocksuckers" takes up too many characters.

I'm all for them having Twitter accounts.

For entertainment value alone.

Every time the Obamas go out on a date, the Republitards go all apoplectic about it. "He should be in his jammies getting ready for bed, like Bush!"

He's working on a weekend!!!

gasp. faint.

I know a bunch of people who need press secretaries then

/fark a bunch of twitter.

MuadDib: But "Congresscocksuckers" takes up too many characters.

In my mind, the word Comgressman/Congressperson presupposes the person you're talking about is a greedy. ignorant idiot who's out for their own-self advancement and to serve the interests of whoevers pocket they're in.

As Mark Twain said a century ago, "Suppose I am a Congressman. Suppose I am an idiot. But I repeat myself".

And the only people dumber than those in the House and Senate and those who believe their Congressperson is the only honest man or woman in the building.

Grassley is only sticking around in Congress because he's been promised a top committee seat after 2010.

Heaven forbid someone should disagree with The One.

Dwight_Yeast: For some reason, the use of the term "Congresscritters" always makes me want to insert my foot vigorously into subby's anal canal.

/and no, not in a sexy or fun way

recurring grizzlies.

Euell Gibbons: Heaven forbid someone should disagree with The One.

What, somebody badmouthing Reagan again?

Lost Thought 00: Gyrfalcon: To keep them from using, or to keep them from embarassing themselves when they do use it, or to keep too many state secrets from wafting out into the ether because these morons are still back in the 19th century and think a Twitter message only goes to the person they sent it to?

Or to prevent the next round of "I was not giving that page a blow job in the men's room, I was just looking for my contact lens"?

To prevent the plebs from accidentally learning what their representatives really think of them.

No really. They're contempt Shamwows.

Euell Gibbons: Heaven forbid someone should disagree with The One.

Euell Gibbons: Heaven forbid someone should disagree with The One.

Nobody mentioned Sarah Palin...

Euell Gibbons: Heaven forbid someone should disagree with The One.

So, what was your response to Grassley's tweeting?

The RIchest Man in Babylon: Tweets in question:

"Pres Obama you got nerve while u sightseeing in Paris to tell us 'time to deliver' on health care. We still on skedul/even workinWKEND."

And shortly thereafter;

"Pres Obama while u sightseeing in Paris u said 'time to delivr on healthcare' When you are a 'hammer' u think evrything is NAIL I'm no NAIL."

I weep for the English language.

I know there's a minimum 35 year old age limit for the President...is there something similiar for senators?

Fer cryin' out loud, Senator Grassley sounds as though he's a junior high school student...and not one who's made the Dean's List, either.

syzygy whizz: The RIchest Man in Babylon: Tweets in question:

"Pres Obama you got nerve while u sightseeing in Paris to tell us 'time to deliver' on health care. We still on skedul/even workinWKEND."

And shortly thereafter;

"Pres Obama while u sightseeing in Paris u said 'time to delivr on healthcare' When you are a 'hammer' u think evrything is NAIL I'm no NAIL."

I weep for the English language.

I know there's a minimum 35 year old age limit for the President...is there something similiar for senators?

Fer cryin' out loud, Senator Grassley sounds as though he's a junior high school student...and not one who's made the Dean's List, either.

It was sum ignint shiznitt.

Sabyen91: syzygy whizz: The RIchest Man in Babylon: Tweets in question:

"Pres Obama you got nerve while u sightseeing in Paris to tell us 'time to deliver' on health care. We still on skedul/even workinWKEND."

And shortly thereafter;

"Pres Obama while u sightseeing in Paris u said 'time to delivr on healthcare' When you are a 'hammer' u think evrything is NAIL I'm no NAIL."

I weep for the English language.

I know there's a minimum 35 year old age limit for the President...is there something similiar for senators?

Fer cryin' out loud, Senator Grassley sounds as though he's a junior high school student...and not one who's made the Dean's List, either.

It was sum ignint shiznitt.

Whoops, wuz, not was.

Sabyen91:
Whoops, wuz, not was.

boom boom aka laka laka boom, boom boom aka laka boom boom.

Cowl Hire: Sabyen91:
Whoops, wuz, not was.

boom boom aka laka laka boom, boom boom aka laka boom boom.

I see what you did there. Set you up nicely for that one.

Cowl Hire: Sabyen91:
Whoops, wuz, not was.

boom boom aka laka laka boom, boom boom aka laka boom boom.

Nice catch.

UNC_Samurai: Grassley is only sticking around in Congress because he's been promised a top committee seat after 2010.

You mean if the GOP wins back control of the Senate?

UNLIKELY

And sadly, I always thought Grassley was supposed to be kind of sane.

Maybe I was mistaken.

elchip: And sadly, I always thought Grassley was supposed to be kind of sane.

Maybe I was mistaken.

but he had to work over the weekend!!!

THE WEEKEND!!!

elchip: And sadly, I always thought Grassley was supposed to be kind of sane.

Maybe I was mistaken.

Yeah, my first thought was, "...and he is one of the normal ones".

this is why i know i could do their jobs. I can say stupid things, and not be a jackass at the same time.

Sabyen91: elchip: And sadly, I always thought Grassley was supposed to be kind of sane.

Maybe I was mistaken.

Yeah, my first thought was, "...and he is one of the normal ones".

Not nearly as smart as he thinks he is, power-mad, smug, probably intoxicated, and certain everyone is hanging on his every brainfart as if he were the Oracle at Delphi... how is that not normal for a Senator?

Pres Obama you got nerve while u sightseeing in Paris to tell us 'time to deliver' on health care. We still on skedul/even workinWKEND.

Pres Obama while u sightseeing in Paris u said 'time to delivr on healthcare' When you are a 'hammer' u think evrything is NAIL I'm no NAIL.

MuadDib: Sabyen91: elchip: And sadly, I always thought Grassley was supposed to be kind of sane.

Maybe I was mistaken.

Yeah, my first thought was, "...and he is one of the normal ones".

Not nearly as smart as he thinks he is, power-mad, smug, probably intoxicated, and certain everyone is hanging on his every brainfart as if he were the Oracle at Delphi... how is that not normal for a Senator?

I would like to think most wouldn't devolve into Tweet speak even on Twitter. My 11 year old son would be embarrassed by those posts.

Sabyen91: MuadDib: Sabyen91: elchip: And sadly, I always thought Grassley was supposed to be kind of sane.

Maybe I was mistaken.

Yeah, my first thought was, "...and he is one of the normal ones".

Not nearly as smart as he thinks he is, power-mad, smug, probably intoxicated, and certain everyone is hanging on his every brainfart as if he were the Oracle at Delphi... how is that not normal for a Senator?

I would like to think most wouldn't devolve into Tweet speak even on Twitter. My 11 year old son would be embarrassed by those posts.


Remember though, he's reaching out to his base.







Hotter than Ashton Kutcher's twitter page

CagedDepravity: www.superpoop.com

Euell Gibbons: Heaven forbid someone should disagree with The One.

THE ONE!

*chug*

Euell Gibbons: Heaven forbid someone should disagree with The One.

elchip: z.about.com

Is that a Giant star on Obama's lapel?

That is WIN.

elchip: Euell Gibbons: Heaven forbid someone should disagree with The One.

Odd, I was expecting Jet Li