What did Elmo know and when did he know it?

I bet he watched it on Al-Jazeera.

/seekrit mooslin.

Hillary had Mr. Hooper killed, to cover up the secret of birdseed milkshakes.

2 GIS results for "deep muslim".

Both, incredibly revealing of the muslim threat.

Control_this: 2 GIS results for "deep muslim".

...the hell?

I can see where the first might relate, but "Attack of the 50 ft. Woman?" Wut?

FloydA: Hillary had Mr. Hooper killed, to cover up the secret of birdseed milkshakes.

I still get tears every time I watch the clip where the adults have to explain to Big Bird what death means.

eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.

One. One weirdo. Ah, ah.

Control_this: 2 GIS results for "deep muslim".

Both, incredibly revealing of the muslim threat.

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.

Cake Hunter: eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.

One. One weirdo. Ah, ah.

The fact that anyone believes this mess is jaw-dropping.

I'm glad the lunatic right continues to go full wharrgarbl on the birth certificate...I figured I'd have to stop posting this after 1-20-09, but the undying idiocy of the righties continues to provide opportunities.

eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.


Goddamn this shiat is tired.

Waaaahhh! Nobody likes my god Boy Obama-lama-ding-dong!

Waaahhh!

/Let's face it. Libs are just tards.

eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.


You lost shiatforbrains. Enjoy the misery.

eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.

Bush didn't meet the requirements for being elected Governor of Texas because of his DUI. He also didn't meet the requirements for being elected POTUS because Al Gore got more votes than he did.

/snarky mcsnarky and away!!!

eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

You're probably trolling, but on the small chance that you aren't;

Maybe he was born in that weird dimension where Oscar resides.

It doesn't look like they really care about birth certificates and all that superfluous mumbo-jumbo down there.

chuck4455: Waaaahhh! Nobody likes my god Boy Obama-lama-ding-dong!

Waaahhh!

/Let's face it. Libs are just tards.

Enjoy the next 7 1/2 years. I seriously doubt we'll see another republitard in the oval office for a long time. People are starting to see through all the hate and lies of the radical religious right.

Lionel Mandrake:

I've always liked this one more;


/hotlinked

eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.

Yeah, Hawaii had only been a state for a couple of years when Barry was born there, so maybe it was still too new to count.

Cake Hunter: eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.

One. One weirdo. Ah, ah.

+1 intersnet, ah, ah, ah

Sesame Street is now the longest street on the planet. It runs from Harlem to Honolulu; on to Obama's childhood home in Indonesia, where Jalan Sesama celebrates unity through diversity; through South Africa, where one Muppet is HIV positive

I wonder which muppet is HIV positive...

give me doughnuts: eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.

Yeah, Hawaii had only been a state for a couple of years when Barry was born there, so maybe it was still too new to count.

Doesn't matter where he was born. Even if he was born in Mecca, having an America mother makes him a citizen. This is just something the lunatics tell each other so they feel better about having a black man for president.

Accent: Sesame Street is now the longest street on the planet. It runs from Harlem to Honolulu; on to Obama's childhood home in Indonesia, where Jalan Sesama celebrates unity through diversity; through South Africa, where one Muppet is HIV positive

I wonder which muppet is HIV positive...

Probably Rowlf. He seems like the type to have used needle drugs irresponsibly in the past.

Accent:
I wonder which muppet is HIV positive...

Is the muppet show the one where they had the song "one of these ain't like the other" ?

Mugato: eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.


Goddamn this shiat is tired.


Are you not aware that he refused to release his original birth certificate?

eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.


And they are still crying about it. They went after McCain claiming that he wasn't a US Citizen and it backfired on them. Then the Conservatives did the same thing and it continues to piss them off. They even tried posting a fake birth certificate on Obama's website and are surprised that only their own brainwashed sheeple believe it is real. Hahahahahahahaha

Oh an he isn't really black either.

Gunther: eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

You're probably trolling, but on the small chance that you aren't;

For the 100th time. That is not the original birth certificate.

TheShavingofOccam123: eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.

Bush didn't meet the requirements for being elected Governor of Texas because of his DUI. He also didn't meet the requirements for being elected POTUS because Al Gore got more votes than he did.

/snarky mcsnarky and away!!!

As much as you can argue that the person who wins the popular vote should be President, that is not how our system is, so sadly, your second point does not stand. The first, I have no knowledge of texas electoral law, so I can't comment.

...child-development experts (who once vetoed a segment in which Elmo crawled inside the letter O because they feared that a toddler might see it as permission to climb into a toilet).

*facepalm*

willicus: Accent: Sesame Street is now the longest street on the planet. It runs from Harlem to Honolulu; on to Obama's childhood home in Indonesia, where Jalan Sesama celebrates unity through diversity; through South Africa, where one Muppet is HIV positive

I wonder which muppet is HIV positive...

Probably Rowlf. He seems like the type to have used needle drugs irresponsibly in the past.

I don't know, dude. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem had "Janice" the guitar-playing tranny. I'd put her/him as a prime candidate for some past bouts of irresponsible, unprotected sex with multiple partners.

Gunther: eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

You're probably trolling, but on the small chance that you aren't;

To be fair, I can replicate that birth certificate in Photoshop for any person on the planet within 10 minutes.

There's a good chance he was technically born outside of the country, but it's a stupid law anyway so who cares.

Shostie: willicus: Accent: Sesame Street is now the longest street on the planet. It runs from Harlem to Honolulu; on to Obama's childhood home in Indonesia, where Jalan Sesama celebrates unity through diversity; through South Africa, where one Muppet is HIV positive

I wonder which muppet is HIV positive...

Probably Rowlf. He seems like the type to have used needle drugs irresponsibly in the past.

I don't know, dude. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem had "Janice" the guitar-playing tranny. I'd put her/him as a prime candidate for some past bouts of irresponsible, unprotected sex with multiple partners.

What is wrong with your gaydar? Gonzo is wearing a bow tie! A bow tie!

badhatharry: Are you not aware that he refused to release his original birth certificate?

That's a lie.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthcertificate.asp

He released his birth certificate and it has been certified by Hawaiian officials.

badhatharry: Gunther: eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

You're probably trolling, but on the small chance that you aren't;

For the 100th time. That is not the original birth certificate.

I love that this fake issue is still being brought up. So full of lulz.

/You lost, man up and stop crying

eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

That was the one thing that might have kept him out off office.

/I think he's going to be better than Bush, but he probably does not technically meet the requirements for holding the office of president.

??

He certainly didn't "get lucky." This was a cheap-shot conspiracy theory from the beginning. He was born in Hawaii, his birth certificate says so, the Hawaiian state government confirms it, and judges all the way up to the Supreme Court have dismissed claims to the contrary because they're manufactured from little more than paranoia and thin air.

The only reason this is still an issue (gleefully perpetuated by Fox News guests and WorldNetDaily) is because Hawaiian law does not permit the release of the original "vault" birth certificate, bur rather provides copies known as "Certificates of Live Birth" -- valid, state-endorsed legal documents which can be used to get passports or driver's licenses.

Obama has not, as some misinformed observers claim, "refused" to release his original birth certificate. It's not his to release.

TheShavingofOccam123: Shostie: willicus: Accent: Sesame Street is now the longest street on the planet. It runs from Harlem to Honolulu; on to Obama's childhood home in Indonesia, where Jalan Sesama celebrates unity through diversity; through South Africa, where one Muppet is HIV positive

I wonder which muppet is HIV positive...

Probably Rowlf. He seems like the type to have used needle drugs irresponsibly in the past.

I don't know, dude. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem had "Janice" the guitar-playing tranny. I'd put her/him as a prime candidate for some past bouts of irresponsible, unprotected sex with multiple partners.

What is wrong with your gaydar? Gonzo is wearing a bow tie! A bow tie!

Can't we all come together and say they ALL had AIDS?

where's the "Aw Geez, not this shiat again" guy?

physt: badhatharry: Are you not aware that he refused to release his original birth certificate?

That's a lie.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthcertificate.asp

He released his birth certificate and it has been certified by Hawaiian officials.

Don't you know that Snopes is a tool of the vast left-wing conspiracy?

Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: Gunther: eqtworld: Obama got lucky everyone cried racist on the whole birth certificate thing.

You're probably trolling, but on the small chance that you aren't;

To be fair, I can replicate that birth certificate in Photoshop for any person on the planet within 10 minutes.

There's a good chance he was technically born outside of the country, but it's a stupid law anyway so who cares.

It just shows that people are not even thinking. This is obviously not a birth certificate from 1961. But if you question why he won't release the original you are labeled some kind of conspiracy nut.

physt: badhatharry: Are you not aware that he refused to release his original birth certificate?

That's a lie.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthcertificate.asp

He released his birth certificate and it has been certified by Hawaiian officials.

Well of course it was, Hawaii is full of libs!

/sarcasm detector on.

TheShavingofOccam123: Shostie: willicus: Accent: Sesame Street is now the longest street on the planet. It runs from Harlem to Honolulu; on to Obama's childhood home in Indonesia, where Jalan Sesama celebrates unity through diversity; through South Africa, where one Muppet is HIV positive

I wonder which muppet is HIV positive...

Probably Rowlf. He seems like the type to have used needle drugs irresponsibly in the past.

I don't know, dude. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem had "Janice" the guitar-playing tranny. I'd put her/him as a prime candidate for some past bouts of irresponsible, unprotected sex with multiple partners.

What is wrong with your gaydar? Gonzo is wearing a bow tie! A bow tie!

Yeah. But he's an alien. So he may be immune to HIV. And God knows what passes for sexuality among his people.

chuck4455: Waaaahhh! Nobody likes my god Boy Obama-lama-ding-dong!

Waaahhh!

/Let's face it. Libs are just tards.

Wonderful argument. It is simply stunning you people are no longer in power.

Coyote: physt: badhatharry: Are you not aware that he refused to release his original birth certificate?

That's a lie.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthcertificate.asp

He released his birth certificate and it has been certified by Hawaiian officials.

Don't you know that Snopes is a tool of the vast left-wing conspiracy?

Is there a snopes page that backs this up?

Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox

There's a good chance he was technically born outside of the country, but it's a stupid law anyway so who cares.

Why is it a stupid law?

Shostie: TheShavingofOccam123: Shostie: willicus: Accent: Sesame Street is now the longest street on the planet. It runs from Harlem to Honolulu; on to Obama's childhood home in Indonesia, where Jalan Sesama celebrates unity through diversity; through South Africa, where one Muppet is HIV positive

I wonder which muppet is HIV positive...

Probably Rowlf. He seems like the type to have used needle drugs irresponsibly in the past.

I don't know, dude. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem had "Janice" the guitar-playing tranny. I'd put her/him as a prime candidate for some past bouts of irresponsible, unprotected sex with multiple partners.

What is wrong with your gaydar? Gonzo is wearing a bow tie! A bow tie!

Yeah. But he's an alien. So he may be immune to HIV. And God knows what passes for sexuality among his people.

Considering his attraction to chickens, I put Gonzo down as an avian flu carrier.

physt: Coyote: physt: badhatharry: Are you not aware that he refused to release his original birth certificate?

That's a lie.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthcertificate.asp

He released his birth certificate and it has been certified by Hawaiian officials.

Don't you know that Snopes is a tool of the vast left-wing conspiracy?

Is there a snopes page that backs this up?

Well, just like Conservapedia, I'm sure some "free thinker" is concocting a "non-liberal biased" Snopes.

Shostie: TheShavingofOccam123: Shostie: willicus: Accent: Sesame Street is now the longest street on the planet. It runs from Harlem to Honolulu; on to Obama's childhood home in Indonesia, where Jalan Sesama celebrates unity through diversity; through South Africa, where one Muppet is HIV positive

I wonder which muppet is HIV positive...

Probably Rowlf. He seems like the type to have used needle drugs irresponsibly in the past.

I don't know, dude. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem had "Janice" the guitar-playing tranny. I'd put her/him as a prime candidate for some past bouts of irresponsible, unprotected sex with multiple partners.

What is wrong with your gaydar? Gonzo is wearing a bow tie! A bow tie!

Yeah. But he's an alien. So he may be immune to HIV. And God knows what passes for sexuality among his people.

I always assumed his nose/beak thing was an erogenous zone, like a Ferengi's earlobes

Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: To be fair, I can replicate that birth certificate in Photoshop for any person on the planet within 10 minutes.

There's a good chance he was technically born outside of the country, but it's a stupid law anyway so who cares.

To be fair, I can make a photoshoop that makes it look like a 747 crashed into the World Trade Center in 10 minutes.

There's a good chance it was technically a missile cloaked by a hologram that brought down the tower, but it's a stupid argument anyway so who cares.

/You're a troofer

Sesame Street: The generator of hate. Who'd a thunk it.

badhatharry: It just shows that people are not even thinking. This is obviously not a birth certificate from 1961. But if you question why he won't release the original you are labeled some kind of conspiracy nut.

You should demonstrate that it's obviously not a 1961 birth certificate by making a fake one out of chicken wire and lighting it on fire.