Coke.

Milkshake

Chocolate Shake

Meatballs.

Water, at least that's what I just did.

Blood

Beer with meatballs shake.

Beer, but nothing too complex. An easy to drink session brew.

I'm gonna go with "What is beer, for $100, Alex"

a malted

Vanilla Coke.

or

Goose Island's Oatmeal Stout.

Stout's are the only beer I can drink with food. Not sure why though.

There's something good about beer and a burger sometimes, but cola or root beer can be immensely satisfying. A chocolate shake is great, though it lacks the nice edge of the others.

chrisco123: Coke.

This

/ I love drinking cocaine

Beer. Unless you are with polite company. Being a red meat, go with a red wine, I recommend Merlot

White wine spritzer...spritzer...spritzer

Beer

meth

your mom

The blood of innocents.

Beer or coke.

Black coffee.

I guess it depends on where the burger is from. If I am having a burger from Carl's or In-N-Out, I am just going to take it home and have water at home (because I'm cheap). But if I am at Ruby's you'd better believe I'm drinking a farking caramel shake with it.

Another hamburger.

Dr Pepper

I'm getting a kick out of this having just ate a burger and had a soda.

/douche

72 virgins

Fresh brewed ice tea.
With lemon.
And sugar.

global wombats: Beer with meatballs shake.

A meatball shake made with beer?

Sprite.

Dunno what it is, but I love Sprite with a burger. At least with well-made burgers - the combo is less impressive with fast food burgers, but they're their own beast and should be considered separately, IMO.

Something similar like Sierra Mist would probably get the job done, too, as do their diet counterparts (usually do go with the diet Sprite, actually).

So, yeah. That's my contribution.

Anything? Not reading the article because anything and everything goes with burgers.

Almost as tough as "What is Mickey Mouse...a cat or a dog?"

/Ok maybe not...

Who just has a hamburger anymore?

If you're not putting cheese on it, you're putting bacon on it, right? Or the meat is going to have some special seasoning... even if you hate cheese and bacon (god forbid) the chances of a regular hamburger nowadays are slim.

Lemonade.

Blood. Or Pepsi.

A nice bottle of Rioja reserva.

No orange soda love in here? Pepsi tastes like moldy ass, though coke is acceptable.

Because meat and chocolate go together like...

wait, what?

Horse urine.

/King of beers.

Pliny the Elder.

/goes well with breakfast cereal too.

Whatever you want. And a Joint.

His life must suck if he has to dredge up nostalgia and live in the past two to three times a week.

the milk after a bowl of coco puffs

semen....animal semen

/just like the special sauce

If you are like some of my fatass in-laws, you'll have a diet coke with your double burger, large fries and two fried pies.

A glass of Corbieres, with a side order of Lipitor.

FTFA: There's something about holding that squishy white bun with two hands and ...

Wasn't that a line from the Shawshank Redemption?

neonstz: Milkshake


Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?

/These days i just drink cold poland springs water with most of my stuff.
//Beer would be good, soda melts your teeth.

global wombats: What a hamburger may look like.


What the hell is that and where can I get one?

/drool

your mom likes jizz

A nice tawny port.