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(North County Times) Obvious Article poses the never-ending query; "What to drink with a hamburger". Boy, what a toughie   (nctimes.com) divider line 163
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chrisco123 [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:29:58 PM  
Coke.

 
neonstz [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 03:05:34 PM  
Milkshake

 
LandStander [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 03:20:22 PM  
Chocolate Shake

 
lozzd [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 03:44:45 PM  
Meatballs.

 
Epiphany 2009-06-07 03:55:21 PM  
Water, at least that's what I just did.

 
Bicycle safety tip 2009-06-07 03:55:37 PM  
Blood

 
global wombats [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 03:55:40 PM  
Beer with meatballs shake.

 
pentachris 2009-06-07 03:55:53 PM  
Beer, but nothing too complex. An easy to drink session brew.

 
Fano 2009-06-07 03:56:07 PM  
I'm gonna go with "What is beer, for $100, Alex"

 
wademh 2009-06-07 03:56:38 PM  
a malted

 
MBK [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 03:56:45 PM  
Vanilla Coke.

or

Goose Island's Oatmeal Stout.

Stout's are the only beer I can drink with food. Not sure why though.

 
davynelson 2009-06-07 03:57:06 PM  
There's something good about beer and a burger sometimes, but cola or root beer can be immensely satisfying. A chocolate shake is great, though it lacks the nice edge of the others.

 
T-Luv 2009-06-07 03:57:09 PM  
chrisco123: Coke.

This

/ I love drinking cocaine

 
Evil Twin Skippy [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 03:57:15 PM  
Beer. Unless you are with polite company. Being a red meat, go with a red wine, I recommend Merlot

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 03:57:21 PM  
White wine spritzer...spritzer...spritzer

 
fotbr 2009-06-07 03:57:42 PM  
Beer

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 03:57:47 PM  
meth

 
SobrietyFighter 2009-06-07 03:58:13 PM  
your mom

 
kxs401 2009-06-07 03:58:36 PM  
The blood of innocents.

Beer or coke.

 
frickinyeahyeahyeah 2009-06-07 03:58:46 PM  
Black coffee.

 
fred_chan 2009-06-07 03:58:52 PM  
I guess it depends on where the burger is from. If I am having a burger from Carl's or In-N-Out, I am just going to take it home and have water at home (because I'm cheap). But if I am at Ruby's you'd better believe I'm drinking a farking caramel shake with it.

 
ActualFarkal 2009-06-07 03:59:20 PM  
Another hamburger.

 
MaddyUnderstood [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-07 04:00:22 PM  
Dr Pepper

 
futuridz 2009-06-07 04:00:41 PM  
I'm getting a kick out of this having just ate a burger and had a soda.

/douche

 
SobrietyFighter 2009-06-07 04:00:51 PM  
72 virgins

 
Greta_VanHouten 2009-06-07 04:01:06 PM  
Fresh brewed ice tea.
With lemon.
And sugar.

 
To The Escape Zeppelin! 2009-06-07 04:01:46 PM  
global wombats: Beer with meatballs shake.

A meatball shake made with beer?

 
Mr. McPeanut 2009-06-07 04:02:52 PM  
Sprite.

Dunno what it is, but I love Sprite with a burger. At least with well-made burgers - the combo is less impressive with fast food burgers, but they're their own beast and should be considered separately, IMO.

Something similar like Sierra Mist would probably get the job done, too, as do their diet counterparts (usually do go with the diet Sprite, actually).

So, yeah. That's my contribution.

 
InfamousBLT 2009-06-07 04:03:16 PM  
Anything? Not reading the article because anything and everything goes with burgers.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-06-07 04:04:41 PM  
Almost as tough as "What is Mickey Mouse...a cat or a dog?"

/Ok maybe not...

 
SVC_conservative [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 04:05:29 PM  
Who just has a hamburger anymore?

If you're not putting cheese on it, you're putting bacon on it, right? Or the meat is going to have some special seasoning... even if you hate cheese and bacon (god forbid) the chances of a regular hamburger nowadays are slim.

Lemonade.

 
global wombats [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 04:05:38 PM  
img44.imageshack.us

What a hamburger may look like.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-06-07 04:05:48 PM  
Blood. Or Pepsi.

 
Eckyhade 2009-06-07 04:06:43 PM  
A nice bottle of Rioja reserva.

 
HappyLittleTree 2009-06-07 04:07:12 PM  
No orange soda love in here? Pepsi tastes like moldy ass, though coke is acceptable.

 
Mouren 2009-06-07 04:08:51 PM  
Because meat and chocolate go together like...

wait, what?

 
Toxic Asshat 2009-06-07 04:09:15 PM  
Horse urine.

/King of beers.

 
Steigen 2009-06-07 04:09:22 PM  
Pliny the Elder.

/goes well with breakfast cereal too.

 
Acharne [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 04:10:09 PM  
Whatever you want. And a Joint.

 
Peekoo 2009-06-07 04:11:15 PM  
His life must suck if he has to dredge up nostalgia and live in the past two to three times a week.

 
SobrietyFighter 2009-06-07 04:11:37 PM  
the milk after a bowl of coco puffs

 
Hermit Tard 2009-06-07 04:13:08 PM  
semen....animal semen

/just like the special sauce

 
ElLoco 2009-06-07 04:13:10 PM  
If you are like some of my fatass in-laws, you'll have a diet coke with your double burger, large fries and two fried pies.

 
Tillmaster 2009-06-07 04:13:33 PM  
A glass of Corbieres, with a side order of Lipitor.

 
Cold_Sassy 2009-06-07 04:13:44 PM  
FTFA: There's something about holding that squishy white bun with two hands and ...

Wasn't that a line from the Shawshank Redemption?

 
Colostomy [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 04:15:45 PM  
neonstz: Milkshake


Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?

/These days i just drink cold poland springs water with most of my stuff.
//Beer would be good, soda melts your teeth.

 
evajyna 2009-06-07 04:15:54 PM  
global wombats: What a hamburger may look like.


What the hell is that and where can I get one?

/drool

 
Nutcase [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 04:16:24 PM  
www.ibabuzz.com

 
bigolstinger 2009-06-07 04:16:49 PM  
your mom likes jizz

 
Korovyov [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 04:16:50 PM  
A nice tawny port.

 
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