Actually, that's the cleverest thing I've ever heard him say.

I think he meant, fine veins between their toes, but he had a Bush attack.

paulandorder: Actually, that's the cleverest thing I've ever heard him say.

Talk about damning with faint praise...

I thin you have some carbon stuck on your foot.......

*k



/where is my goddamn coffee?

Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill.

CEO Nwabudike Morgan

I'm cereal!! *sad puppy walks away*

EXCELSIOR!

"Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill."

CEO Nwabudike Morgan"


That was always one of my favorite quotes, makes perfect sense to me.

Perhaps he can buy some more carbon offset credits from the company he owns, that'll make him all forgiven

Proves Al Gore's a bigger freak than Hubert Selby Jr can imagine

...and that's how he invented the Internet
(Everybody in Music City knows it's not The Hermitage that uses enough energy to power a battleship)

oldebayer: I think he meant, fine veins between their toes, but he had a Bush attack.

Agreed, I think he meant veins.

He tries, Maude bless him for trying.

Well I'll be damned. I was looking for some 1^e Bordeaux that I was sure I had left over from last night, and damned if it wasn't right there between my toes. Thanks, Al!

Do you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?

Acutally oldebayer this is pretty much what meth or coke needle freaks will do, start looking everywhere and 'finding' what they hope is dope over and over.

I mentioned this in yesterday's global warming thread, but I'll also post it here: could we all agree that the term "Algore" used as an insult is exceedingly lame and, as the kids call it, weaksauce? If you have to express your disdain for the man, let's revive an old standby, "Manbearpig". It at least sounds like an insult.

theorellior: I mentioned this in yesterday's global warming thread, but I'll also post it here: could we all agree that the term "Algore" used as an insult is exceedingly lame and, as the kids call it, weaksauce? If you have to express your disdain for the man, let's revive an old standby, "Manbearpig". It at least sounds like an insult.

What about Owlgore?

I had an ex-friend who for 5 hours was on his hands and knees looking for a rock he thought he dropped in the carpet. Addiction and greed are powerful forces which are ignored too often.

Approves

So THAT'S where my keys were. Thanks OwlGore!

Fano: What about Owlgore?

That, at least, uses an animal as part of its construction, which is traditionally part of many epithets. It's still weaksauce, though. Most people would shrug off being called an owl. I mean, go find yourself a big, nasty biker dude and call him a dirty, stinking owl. I think he'd just look at you funny and move away slowly.

he got that analogy from his son.

His son probably told him that one.

I'm a toe fungus junkie, so I totally understand the analogy.

Um, I have a confession to make Al Gore:



I smoke rocks

Some oil company just found some small pockets of oil on my grandfather's ranch, so I'm getting a kick...


/YEEEHAAAW We're gonna be millionaires and live in a mansion with a cement pond

If that asshat really wanted to save the environment, he would have said something when he was VP. But he doesn't, so he didn't.

Here's Gore's biggest mistake: he knows too much about too many things, so he used an analogy that those who have been addicted to IV drugs or known/treated IV drug users would get, but that would leave the general public bewildered.

Now, if he had said finding small pockets of oil "is like selling your kid's bike for cheap whiskey money," the opposite would have happened; the know-nothings at the Post would have accused him of being a typical elitist picking on the Not-Joe the not-plumbers of the world.

All around, too many potential pitfalls. Even if he had gone with "drilling for small pockets of oil is like Junior changing pit crews: a token gesture that doesn't change the fact that Junior sucks or that we just don't have enough oil," an analogy the Palin voters would get, the non beer-swilling, non-chicken bone throwing portion of the population would have been left out in the cold.

"Drilling for small pockets of oil: let's not and say we did."

Fano: Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill.

CEO Nwabudike Morgan

Morgan Industries was my favorite faction

Haha... Gore haters are out in full force today.

You are weak, tiny men compared to Al. You will never accomplish anything in life nearly as great as Mr. Gore so you ridicule one of the smartest men in America.

When I took a shower this morning, I found an Al Gore between my toes

This guy is still in the (not) news?

physt You are weak, tiny men compared to Al. You will never accomplish anything in life nearly as great as Mr. Gore so you ridicule one of the smartest men in America.

Dear Diary, today I found out Tipper's FARK handle

physt: Haha... Gore haters are out in full force today.

You are weak, tiny men compared to Al. You will never accomplish anything in life nearly as great as Mr. Gore so you ridicule one of the smartest men in America.

And yet a farking monkey kicked his ass and sent him packing to Hollywood.

/He's a tool on par with Michael Moore
//Dubya's Crawford Ranch has a smaller environmental footprint than Gore's "Environmentally Friendly" Tennessee home
///Seriously. Snopes proves it with FIA Documentation! (click-pop)

Al Gore is your typical liberal elitist. He believes that only the poor should make sacrifices. He doesn't have to live by his own words. Neither do his rich friends. (new window)

Meh! This comment of his is supposed to surprise anyone?

Excen: physt: Haha... Gore haters are out in full force today.

You are weak, tiny men compared to Al. You will never accomplish anything in life nearly as great as Mr. Gore so you ridicule one of the smartest men in America.

And yet a farking monkey kicked his ass and sent him packing to Hollywood.

/He's a tool on par with Michael Moore
//Dubya's Crawford Ranch has a smaller environmental footprint than Gore's "Environmentally Friendly" Tennessee home
///Seriously. Snopes proves it with FIA Documentation! (click-pop)

I like Michael Moore. He makes the right go insane. That's how you know he's doing good work.

Oh no, Al has a bigger house then Bush. He can't possibly be speaking the truth. Oh well, he can be. Whoops, you ad hominem attack fails. Your fear of science is ignorent, moran.

Nemo's Brother: typical liberal elitist

Somebody listens to hate radio and jizzes in his pants.

/You people are the problem with America

physt:
I like Michael Moore. He makes the right go insane. That's how you know he's doing good work.



Funniest thing is, moore is a highly successful uber-capitalist..

It's funny to watch the lefties empty their pockets for his films.

/went to farenheit 911
//was in the army at the time
///Laughing at the hipster douchenozzles there was worth the price of the ticket.

Fano: Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill.

CEO Nwabudike Morganfark. Yes.

communistsarestupid: moore is a highly successful uber-capitalist..

You can't really construct even the most basic argument against his positions so you have to someone attack the man himself.

/I love America but can see how ignorance of the right is destroying the country.

strawberryfieldsforever: Do you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?

Good one!

physt: communistsarestupid: moore is a highly successful uber-capitalist..

You can't really construct even the most basic argument against his positions so you have to someone attack the man himself.

/I love America but can see how ignorance of the right is destroying the country.



When did I express interest in refuting his films? Really I was laughing at the hypocricy of his fans. I found his movies entertaining. Doubly so due to the atmosphere. They also served beer in the theater, so it was a good time and Bowling for columbine is on my DVD rack.

Is this the same Al Gore who, just as he was leaving politics to go into full time environmental activism, built a 20 room mansion, filled with incandescent bulbs, that uses 17x more electricity than the average home,191kw of electricity vs. 11kw (I think per month), then only bought solar panels and chucked all the perfectly good incandescent bulbs in a landfill when he replaced them with cfl's when the press found out?

Or is it the Al Gore who buys carbon credits to appear to do penance, but actually buys them from the company he created to separate the guilt-ridden from their cash, in effect paying himself?

citation - 2006 data, publicly available, gathered by the Tennessee Center for Policy Research - do a GIS if you're curious.

All animals are equal, but the pigs are a little more equal than the rest.

Nemo's Brother: Al Gore is your typical liberal elitist. He believes that only the poor should make sacrifices. He doesn't have to live by his own words. Neither do his rich friends. (new window)

No, you can't have a marmoset for a pet.
They carry herpes.

Excen: physt: Haha... Gore haters are out in full force today.

You are weak, tiny men compared to Al. You will never accomplish anything in life nearly as great as Mr. Gore so you ridicule one of the smartest men in America.

And yet a farking monkey kicked his ass and sent him packing to Hollywood.

/He's a tool on par with Michael Moore
//Dubya's Crawford Ranch has a smaller environmental footprint than Gore's "Environmentally Friendly" Tennessee home
///Seriously. Snopes proves it with FIA Documentation! (click-pop)

That housing comparison is quite possibly the greatest thing I've never seen before. Gore's hypocrisy knows no bounds

This buffoon opened his mouth again?

It's been a few years, I wonder if he's finally established where he stands on pregnant women on death row?