I can haz greenlight?

Hi there, Bear here. Just stopped by to say, Yes, I do sh*t in the woods. And I use small furry mammals for toilet paper.

I'm a bear, so I'm getting a kick out of....


Sorry, can't do it.

That's right, because a bunch of right thinking Americans prevented those commies from posting their comments on our internets. They have to protect children from their ursine agenda. The sinister purpose of these bears is to toss as many tender tots into their maws by means of cleverly linking to AP stories and spinning them, thus confusing our youngest and most vulnerable. These biologists are in cahoots with the Kodiak Kabal and cannot be trusted. Former President Ackerman knows how to deal with this menace. Vote for him, if you want to live.

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Haxx0red by bares!!!!!11111

/Hotlinked.

Obviously, bears don't blog.


I'm fairly convinced that some of them Twitter, though.

Bear thread!

Bear blogs would be pretty boring anyways:

Nov. 3rd: Hibernating.
Nov. 4th: Hibernating.
skip to
Dec. 28th: Rolled over.
Dec. 29th: Hibernating.
Dec. 30th: Hibernating.
Skip to
June 6th: Stole a picnic basket.
June 6th: Chased by park warden.
June 7th: Boo-boo is such a little biatch.


/Still on that damn-bear-level.
//BEARRR!!!

I thought they already posted on fark.

Relieved their plan remains undiscovered...

Bear cavalry.

Wrong order, but whatever.

StaleCoffee: Bear cavalry.

Armored bears

That was an article about bears.

In the woods now
The Ranger is being a douche
OK, Poop is coming out.

Damnit, 12349876 nearly beat me to it- except I picture bears in leather.

FerroMancer: Obviously, bears don't blog.


I'm fairly convinced that some of them Twitter, though.

I don't Twitter

Bears have been blogging for years.

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/props to Your Average Witty Fark User & 12349876

Clicky Pop (new window)

Posting to Fark, AND getting more articles greenlit than most human Farkers...

But what kind of bear is best?

A grizzly prospect - or - a Kodiak moment?

honey
honey
honey
honey
salmon
sleeping
honey
backgammon with Sasquatch
honey
honey

phlegmmo: A grizzly prospect - or - a Kodiak moment?

That's a polarizing question, I feel. I'll ask my mom- she's not here, though, I'll have to koala.

Oh my God bear is blogging, how can this be?

Colbert tried to warn you.

I told you I'd be back!

optional: Oh my God bear is blogging, how can this be?

I rule in favor of... Big American Bear Party!!!

fariasrv: optional: Oh my God bear is blogging, how can this be?

I rule in favor of... Big American Bear Party!!!

Car full of midgets!!

Fluorescent Testicle: /Hotlinked.

Jeebus - I have enough competition to get greenlit...now this.

/Oooh Salmon...OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

I ride a unicycle in a Russian circus, so I am getting a big kick out of this thread....
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