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(Toronto Star) Interesting You need a good economic indicator?The going price of bj's   (thestar.com) divider line 137
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atomic-age [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 12:00:04 PM  
Damn, yet another employment segment where men get paid more.

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:00:07 PM  
That's BJs, Submitter. :-)

/Acronym Nazi here.

 
Bek [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:20:36 PM  
An hour and a half in the prostitute's home with the client's choice of services "used to be $250, and now they are asking for $60 or $80," she says.

"It's not a lucrative career."


Bullshiat. $40 an hour tax free is way more than I make.

 
Telos 2009-06-07 02:23:22 PM  
Bek: An hour and a half in the prostitute's home with the client's choice of services "used to be $250, and now they are asking for $60 or $80," she says.

"It's not a lucrative career."

Bullshiat. $40 an hour tax free is way more than I make.


They probably don't work 40 hours a week...

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:24:39 PM  
Drag queen "Ray" was enraged when a late-night customer on Toronto's downtown track offered him $5 for oral sex recently.

"I didn't spend two hours getting my makeup on and all dressed up for that," says the 36-year-old former hairdresser from Venezuela, who usually charges $60 for the service.


Maybe it's cuz, oh I dunno, you're a 36 year old male Venezuelan wearing a dress?

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-06-07 02:24:57 PM  
Drag queen "Ray" was enraged when a late-night customer on Toronto's downtown track offered him $5 for oral sex recently.

"I didn't spend two hours getting my makeup on and all dressed up for that," says the 36-year-old former hairdresser from Venezuela, who usually charges $60 for the service.


I wouldn't pay anything for a beej from a dude. In fact he would have to pay me a whole lot more than $60.00.

 
clueyee [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:25:33 PM  
BJ's?? I'll take P.F. Chang's any day over that. Wait, What????

 
Pay the Man 2009-06-07 02:26:59 PM  
Drag queen "Ray" was enraged when a late-night customer on Toronto's downtown track offered him $5 for oral sex recently.

"I didn't spend two hours getting my makeup on and all dressed up for that," says the 36-year-old former hairdresser from Venezuela, who usually charges $60 for the service.

These days, Ray is getting little more than callouses...


These days?

 
vengethis 2009-06-07 02:27:08 PM  
www.forumammo.com

 
buk110 2009-06-07 02:27:47 PM  
How much for a ZJ these days?

/I guess I can't afford it if I have to ask

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-06-07 02:27:54 PM  
It gets even cheaper if you throw in a beating.

sfist.com

 
NoFarkingName 2009-06-07 02:28:19 PM  
People pay money for that?

 
Molavian 2009-06-07 02:28:33 PM  
FTFA: "I still make more than if I was working at McDonald's."

Yeah, but they don't have to suck a dick.

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:29:32 PM  
Tranny hookers lowballing.

Oh, Canada!

They get free medical care, right?

 
Mort_Q 2009-06-07 02:30:08 PM  
vengethis: www.forumammo.com

Uuuuggghhh.... Thanks for nothing.

/flaccid

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-06-07 02:30:33 PM  
I've got a coupon.

 
somemoron 2009-06-07 02:32:13 PM  
Yeah, but they don't have to suck a dick.

Yeah...about that. Step into my office for a minute, mmmkay?

 
Fear the Clam 2009-06-07 02:32:33 PM  
Molavian: FTFA: "I still make more than if I was working at McDonald's."

Yeah, but they don't have to suck a dick.


Special sauce is special sauce.

 
Pardon Me Sultan 2009-06-07 02:34:02 PM  
Bek: An hour and a half in the prostitute's home with the client's choice of services "used to be $250, and now they are asking for $60 or $80," she says.

"It's not a lucrative career."

Bullshiat. $40 an hour tax free is way more than I make.


Why bullshiat? Are the two mutually exclusive somehow?

If hers isn't a lucrative career, and you're making less than she is, then the logical conclusion is actually "when then you're not in a lucrative career either".

 
Byno 2009-06-07 02:34:36 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

This just in: most prostitutes are hideously ugly women/trannies that even the palest, most basement-dwelling farkers wouldn't have sex with if the hooker were paying them.

 
olafcore 2009-06-07 02:34:49 PM  
so, AIDS costs less now, is that what you're saying?

 
evajyna 2009-06-07 02:34:49 PM  
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Drag queen "Ray" was enraged when a late-night customer on Toronto's downtown track offered him $5 for oral sex recently.

"I didn't spend two hours getting my makeup on and all dressed up for that," says the 36-year-old former hairdresser from Venezuela, who usually charges $60 for the service.

Maybe it's cuz, oh I dunno, you're a 36 year old male Venezuelan wearing a dress?


The old transvestite giving handys in a Denny's parking lot aside, Trans-hookers usually get paid more than cis-gendered hookers. They have the fetish thing working for them, and if they're passable or go extreme feminine then they can make a ton of cash.

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-06-07 02:35:00 PM  
Will Obama give sex workers a Handout?

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-06-07 02:35:20 PM  
Having never aquired the servicec of a lady of the evening I was shocked to find out a bj is $60. I was also shocked that one gentleman seeked to secure a "lady's" expertise in this area for a mere $5.

 
devioustrevor 2009-06-07 02:36:19 PM  
This is good news for me. I'm going to Montreal in two weeks and plan on partaking at least once in some of the local 'delights'.

 
ElLoco 2009-06-07 02:36:41 PM  
That isn't bad pricing at the moment. I hope the quality hasn't suffered too much. Used to, a $50 dollar blowjob would leave you feeling like you were hopped up on coke and had a stroke while skydiving. I'd imagine a 20 spot nowadays is somewhat less satisfying.

 
Zeppelininthesky [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:37:28 PM  
Mongo cut wood: Will Obama give sex workers a Handout?

No, maybe a reach around?

 
ttc2301 2009-06-07 02:38:50 PM  
Zeppelininthesky: Mongo cut wood: Will Obama give sex workers a Handout?

No, maybe a reach around?


Good. How about a reach around for the rest of us taxpayers?

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:39:01 PM  
devioustrevor: This is good news for me. I'm going to Montreal in two weeks and plan on partaking at least once in some of the local 'delights'.

Not to be snarky, but why? Why do you want some guy with aids slobbing your knob. Do you think they will tell you they have Aids, do you think they will tell you they have a peener?

Just why? Wouldn't it be better to beat off if you can't get laid?

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-06-07 02:39:13 PM  
Makes sense, fewer men have a large wad to blow.

 
Telos 2009-06-07 02:39:21 PM  
ttc2301: Zeppelininthesky: Mongo cut wood: Will Obama give sex workers a Handout?

No, maybe a reach around?

Good. How about a reach around for the rest of us taxpayers?



What, to the other pocket? ;)

 
The_Time_Master 2009-06-07 02:40:29 PM  
Who's going to know how to bring pleasure to a penis more?

A woman, or a man?

/the answer is a man is going to blow you better, because he HAS one, and knows what feels good to one.
//The reason that cunnilingus from a woman feels better too.
///DURRR

 
jamesishere 2009-06-07 02:41:36 PM  
Aleesha, a transgendered prostitute who has worked the streets for four years, says she used to earn $400 a night. But now, if she gets $150, "I know that's it."

"Five years ago, I was making $500 to $600 a night," she says.


It couldn't be that they have 4 and 5 more years of street life as prostitutes ruining their looks?

 
RoyBatty 2009-06-07 02:43:02 PM  
I've actually been curious what the demise of CL adult ads has done to prices....

 
Doppleganger871 2009-06-07 02:43:03 PM  
blogs.psychologytoday.com

/approves of bargain BJ's

 
Dee Snarl 2009-06-07 02:45:39 PM  
Krymson Tyde: Having never aquired the servicec of a lady of the evening I was shocked to find out a bj is $60. I was also shocked that one gentleman seeked to secure a "lady's" expertise in this area for a mere $5.

Probably kicking yourself now, huh??

/that costs extra

 
MaddyUnderstood [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:45:56 PM  
vertiaset: atomic-age:
Damn, yet another employment segment where men get paid more.

Yeah, what the hell is up with that? I'm serious here people ... can someone explain why male prostitutes get more money for their services than females?


Because all of the dudes TRY and make themselves look better.
99% the chicks look like meth addicts.

 
detfrost1 [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:48:08 PM  
Depending on the attractiveness of the guy, I'll either a) give a free bj, b) swallow or c) do none of the above because you're fat/smelly/ugly/diseased.

I mean really with craigslist who the hell needs hookers anyway.

 
Dalar [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:48:10 PM  
vertiaset: atomic-age

Damn, yet another employment segment where men get paid more.

Yeah, what the hell is up with that? I'm serious here people ... can someone explain why male prostitutes get more money for their services than females?


Due to a shortage of gay/bi males willing to be prostitutes?

/seriously, who do you think hires them, women?
//women cant afford them, they don't make enough!

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:48:35 PM  
The_Time_Master: Who's going to know how to bring pleasure to a penis more?

A woman, or a man?

/the answer is a man is going to blow you better, because he HAS one, and knows what feels good to one.
//The reason that cunnilingus from a woman feels better too.
///DURRR


I have kidneys too but that does not make me a nephrologist.

I don't want some guy sucking my dick.

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:49:21 PM  
Damn you guys make twice as much on the street. Some of you dudes could be making more money peddling your ass on the street than at your regular job.

\preemption: no not all women are whores
\\women, not whore
\\\all my work in that area is pro bono har har

 
Excen 2009-06-07 02:49:48 PM  
detfrost1: Depending on the attractiveness of the guy, I'll either a) give a free bj, b) swallow or c) do none of the above because you're fat/smelly/ugly/diseased.

I mean really with craigslist who the hell needs hookers anyway.


I speak for everyone when I say: Tits or GTFO

/That is all.

 
YoTengoId 2009-06-07 02:50:30 PM  
The_Time_Master: Who's going to know how to bring pleasure to a penis more?

A woman, or a man?

/the answer is a man is going to blow you better, because he HAS one, and knows what feels good to one.
//The reason that cunnilingus from a woman feels better too.
///DURRR


i eat better pussy than any woman because my fingers and tongue are all nimble and manly, and what girls need varies so wildly that females often get stuck in a rut, technique-wise.

um, threadjack aside
i can't imagine enjoying a blowjob from a tranny hooker. you can't just keep your eyes closed the whole time, eventually you're going to look down and realize this creature blowing you was probably raped as a child, is addicted to crack and most likely has every sexually transmitted infection you care to think of.

and then i would cry.

 
zefal 2009-06-07 02:50:31 PM  
If you're a leftist's knee grow brian williams will give you one for free.
i267.photobucket.com

Although the way obamaman is backing away from him I don't think he wants it.

 
evajyna 2009-06-07 02:50:32 PM  
detfrost1: Depending on the attractiveness of the guy, I'll either a) give a free bj, b) swallow or c) do none of the above because you're fat/smelly/ugly/diseased.

I mean really with craigslist who the hell needs hookers anyway.


Its good to know the spirit of volunteer work is still alive in Michigan.

 
katemonster [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:50:36 PM  
"It is deep and it is problematic."

TWSS

 
Tyrosine 2009-06-07 02:51:57 PM  
detfrost1: Depending on the attractiveness of the guy, I'll either a) give a free bj, b) swallow or c) do none of the above because you're fat/smelly/ugly/diseased.

I mean really with craigslist who the hell needs hookers anyway.


Remember, you're not paying the hooker for sex. You're paying her to STFU and leave after sex.

 
ironrat 2009-06-07 02:52:23 PM  
Baltic bareback index.

 
zefal 2009-06-07 02:53:28 PM  
leftist's=leftist

 
Tyrosine 2009-06-07 02:54:33 PM  
Excen: detfrost1: Depending on the attractiveness of the guy, I'll either a) give a free bj, b) swallow or c) do none of the above because you're fat/smelly/ugly/diseased.

I mean really with craigslist who the hell needs hookers anyway.

I speak for everyone when I say: Tits or GTFO

/That is all.


Rules of the Internet #30: There are no girls on the internet.

 
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