/they can't snuff him

Dammit Clucky! You're breaking every rule in the book!

I want your gun and badge, now.

Clucky clock clucks at six o'clock...

/got nothin'

Out of the frying pan into the fryer.

Funny, I swear I typed COCK...

Crossing against the light is bad enough, but now crowing? Those cocky bicyclists are getting on my last nerve.

That's clucked up. A beloved pet, not to mention chick magnet, runs afowl of the law?

And $50 is rather a poultry sum. Pay the fine but keep the bird.

mmmmmmm... southern fried alarm clock.

ArgusRun: That's clucked up. A beloved pet, not to mention chick magnet, runs afowl of the law?

And $50 is rather a poultry sum. Pay the fine but keep the bird.



Right. That's enough of that. This thread is already too silly.

Articles like this = useless without pics.

I wonder if it will end like this...

What a cock.

I'll be starting the Mr. Clucky Money Bomb to help with his legal defense. Any farkers with me on this?

The perp in question

As a friend and occasional collaborator with the now-infamous Mister Clucky, I am sorry to see him in such a dire situation, but appreciate all he has done for bicycle-related initiatives in South Florida.

Miami Herald Link has pics and some amusing comments.

http://www.miamiherald.com/460/story/1085463.html

Fine that bird.

unimpressed

Cock blocked?

Ablejack: Fine that bird.

Ha!

I totally read that as "Beyonce riding rooster named Mr. Clucky..."

Wow, just, wow.

/Yeah I've been sick past few days so am not quite seeing right.
//Went to Fark as soon as I was able to get out of bed
///Proceeded to read something about Beyonce riding a rooster.

It's an urban legend that roosters crow just as the sun comes up.

Darn things START when the sun comes up. Then proceed to crow all day, every day, until dark.

So that movie thing about adding in a crowing rooster with a sunrise is a bit inaccurate. They should be adding crowing into the soundtrack all through the movie's daytime shots. Although I can see why they don't.

First they came for the bicycling rooster

Two Words: Coq au Vin

Yes, but can he play tic tac toe?
/regional obscurity thing

The Sky is Falling!

Depending what kind of area it is, urban, suburban, rural...if rooster wakes me up, mmmm, dinner.

I had initially thought that this was a repeat; then I remembered that I saw it not on Fark, but on the Wii News Channel. The headline was something ricockulous like "Anything goes in Miami Beach, except for Mr. Clucky"


*Get it? Ri-COCK-ulous? Double pun!


Yeah, I thought not. Back to lurking.

We're going to hell for this.