And she would know this how?

Obviously, she's sleeping with him. Or her. Or both.

ZAZ: Obviously, she's sleeping with him. Or her. Or both.

Absoluely.

she was the one making the call at 3 am?

I look for absolues, and there are absoluely none.

Bonk chica bonk-bonk. Ohhh yeah.

Booty call!

I'm assuming she called him at 3am after she screwed up that easy button thing in Russia.

Way to bring up one of the dumbest pieces of rhetoric from the campaign.

Why 3am? Oh right because the childrenz are "safe and asleep" in their beds and if the wrong person picks up the phone they are going to DIE.

3 am is the preferred time for Bosnian snipers to attack.

/spicy

Damn you, Japan!

She was probably calling around to see where Bill was and misdialed.

Well, he didn't hop on an airplane and play hide and seek during a national crisis. And he didn't spend 7 years issuing reactionary whacko shiat from an undisclosed location, suffer pretzel related injuries, out CIA operatives, attack the wrong country, or give skeevy massages to any world leaders.

So yeah, he passed. So far...There's always time for him to demand where all the white women at, I suppose.

I can understand the right's frustration given their recent high standards.

mr_a: She was probably calling around to see where Bill was and misdialed found him.

FTFY

/yes i went there
//nttawwt

mr_a: She was probably calling around to see where Bill was and misdialed.

And Obama showed decisive leadership by answering the phone even after he checked the caller-id.

Sounds like Hilary was up all night drinking "absolu" vodak.

"absoluely. you donno obama. you donno me. nobody ever understool me...[baaarrrrrffff]"

mythicknight: /spicy

That made absolutely no sense the first three times I read it. Finally realised it was right-to-left panel order. I fail at manga.

Ruz: mythicknight: /spicy

That made absolutely no sense the first three times I read it. Finally realised it was right-to-left panel order. I fail at manga.

I still don't get it.

mythicknight: /spicy

They made an Obama manga? Really?

I'd really hoped it was just the American comic books.

Hillary sucks at time zones.

3am call transcript:


Michelle: "If it is that honky biatch again, I am going to beat her till candy comes out!"
Barry: "It's OK, honeybunny - it could be an emergency."

Hillary: "Hi! Guess where I am!"
Barry: "You're in China. You're supposed to be meeting with their leaders to talk about North Korea."
Hillary: "I can't fool you, Mandingo. What you up to, babe?"
Barry: "Trying to get some sleep so I can try to knit the country back together."
Hillary: "What? It's the middle of the day - why are you sleeping, you lazy negro?"

Michelle: "Give it to me!"

Barry: "Look, you need to only call this line if there's an emergency, Hill. It's 3am over here."
Hillary: "Oh, you can't even tell time, hon. That's so cute. Bayeee!"

Michelle: "I cannot believe you picked that twunt over Dennis."
Barry: "Tell me about it - at least he doesn't have to have the Secret Service reset his watch when he travels."

Q. .. she would know this how?
A. She talks to Michelle.

It's 3 a.m. -- Do you know where your man is?

Huh.


They should ask McCain if he's The One. Or even That One.

Ruz: mythicknight: /spicy

That made absolutely no sense the first three times I read it. Finally realised it was right-to-left panel order. I fail at manga.

It made a sort of sense to me (hey, this is just one page out of a full comic so I figure this was just dropping in on a conversation, right?) -- until the last panel, when I slapped myself.

mythicknight, what is the name of this manga?

Approves.

By this measure, Hunter S. Thompson would have been the best president we could have ever had.

Pooter: By this measure, Hunter S. Thompson would have been the best president we could have ever had.

Two guns in every garage and Wild Turkey in every glass?

Guys on the left : What's that smell?

Hillary: I farted

Obama: Lulz

hillarykun is smokin'

Because she's the Secretary of State?

I just imagine her staring at the clock every night, waiting for 3, trying to catch him unawares just once to prove she was right. Then she realizes she's getting her calls screened and she gets mopey. It's an image that amuses me.

On a more important note, why can't we have a secretary of state that looks like the Hillary in the comic? Wow.

"I looked around our world and I thought, you know, we are in just so many deep holes that everybody had better grab a shovel and start digging out."

Yeah, see you in China.

Or perhaps, unknown to us...there was a 3 AM call
and she as Secretary of the State knows about it.

/they do tend to get let in on that stuff...and forget to tell us.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Ruz: mythicknight: /spicy

That made absolutely no sense the first three times I read it. Finally realised it was right-to-left panel order. I fail at manga.

It made a sort of sense to me (hey, this is just one page out of a full comic so I figure this was just dropping in on a conversation, right?) -- until the last panel, when I slapped myself.

mythicknight, what is the name of this manga?

Did a bit of googling. Search for "obama hillary japanese manga", and click on the first link.

Turns out it's a hentai.

rogue49: Or perhaps, unknown to us...there was a 3 AM call
and she as Secretary of the State knows about it.

*riiiiiing*
*riiiiiing*
"Hello?"
"Hi Barack!"
"Hillary, it's 3am. I just got to bed."
"Exactly, it's 3am! I wanted to make sure you're ready for..."
"This is the fourth time this week. If you don't stop, I'll publically insult Canada and you'll have to deal with them."
"You wouldn't."
"Remember the DVDs I gave to Gordon Brown?"
*click*

Yeah, and her and Sinbad dodged sniper fire in Bosnia.



/her statements + huge grain of salt

Say what you want about Hillary, but she knows more about the office of president and Washington politics than the president himself, right now.

Typical Hillary. No matter what's going on, it's still all about her.

"Oh, this Obama guy is okay. He passed MY irrelevant test of answering his phone at 3AM! Remember when I said how important it is to answer phones at 3AM? Lord knows it takes an extraordinary person, such as myself, to manage THAT incredible feat!"

Here's a more pertinent point: I'm betting that no matter when you call Obama, he'll never be so punch-drunk with sleep that he'll "accidentally" invent any easily-disproven stories about invisible snipers. How about giving the man credit for that, Hillary?

Was it 3:00am when Hillary was ducking sniper fire? Why is there not a single politician in DC that isn't a lying piece of shiat?

Nemo's Brother: Was it 3:00am when Hillary was ducking sniper fire? Why is there not a single politician in DC that isn't a lying piece of shiat?

Would you trust a politician that didn't lie? Think about it. I can think of a couple that don't. Like Kucinch and Paul.


I could care less if politics is filled with liars. The government is not in the business of morality -- and when they are, history shows exactly how bad governance can get for those being governed.

Dym: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Ruz: mythicknight: /spicy

That made absolutely no sense the first three times I read it. Finally realised it was right-to-left panel order. I fail at manga.

It made a sort of sense to me (hey, this is just one page out of a full comic so I figure this was just dropping in on a conversation, right?) -- until the last panel, when I slapped myself.

mythicknight, what is the name of this manga?

Did a bit of googling. Search for "obama hillary japanese manga", and click on the first link.

Turns out it's a hentai.

The White House has a wide stance on bukkake.

mythicknight: /spicy

Jesus, bad translation is bad. . .

DarnoKonrad: Would you trust a politician that didn't lie? Think about it. I can think of a couple that don't. Like Kucinch and Paul.

I could care less if politics is filled with liars. The government is not in the business of morality -- and when they are, history shows exactly how bad governance can get for those being governed.

So you place more trust in the politicians who deserve it the least? Bizarre. Of course you'd trust a politician who doesn't lie more than one that does. You can't trust ANYONE who consistently lies. And government has always been in the business of morality. They write the laws that determine just what form of "morality" the State considers important enough to enforce.

It's bad enough that politicians get away with as much as they do. Rationalizing away their self-serving behavior as a "good" thing is so distastefully servile, it smacks of brainwashing.

DarnoKonrad: Nemo's Brother: Was it 3:00am when Hillary was ducking sniper fire? Why is there not a single politician in DC that isn't a lying piece of shiat?

Would you trust a politician that didn't lie? Think about it. I can think of a couple that don't. Like Kucinch and Paul.


I could care less if politics is filled with liars. The government is not in the business of morality -- and when they are, history shows exactly how bad governance can get for those being governed.

When they lie, they get us into wars many citizens don't approve of, or supersede justice and equality in the name of cronyism and political favoritism. Our economic collapse, the fact that we are being overrun by illegals, the nationalization of our private industries, the weakening dollar and Iraq are all the result of lying.

Hetfield: 3 am is the preferred time for Bosnian snipers to attack.

How'd she call him from the runway?

I'm guessing she meant the Somali pirate situation.

Dym:
Did a bit of googling. Search for "obama hillary japanese manga", and click on the first link.

Turns out it's a hentai.

I'm sorry, what were you saying? All I heard was *BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRF*

Hobodeluxe: she was the one making the call at 3 am?

But did he let Prince Albert out of the can?

RemyDuron: mythicknight: /spicy

Jesus, bad translation is bad. . .

You know which way to read it right?

frostus: Hobodeluxe: she was the one making the call at 3 am?

But did he let Prince Albert out of the can?

And is his refrigerator still running?