Well ... since it was a wrinkly old man he needs to be strung up.
If it was a hot woman that would be a whole other kettle of fish.

/better article

"He brushed my chest while teaching me proper form! CHILD ABUSE!"

I know he's not a teacher, but the rule still applies:

Thanks Megain, yours was a much better article.

damn those law's............. sighs

As a former swim coach, I'm getting a kick...

...well, actually, all I can say is that young girls are insane. when I was 18ish, and trying to coach junior high school girls, a) some of them were teh hawt, disturbingly so and b) they knew it and were trying to find out what it was all about.

/no I never did
//had to "just say no" quite a bit.
///now hot girls *my own age...* they never knew I existed. Not until I got to college did I ever get any "acceptable" attention...

I said it before, I'll say it again -- There's nothing hotter than the bodies of female swimmers/divers. However, 14 is 14 no matter what sport you're in -- and this is readily obvious the minute one of them opens their mouth.

/ex-swimmer
//ex-swim coach
///married a petite, blonde athlete that is slightly older than me.

just_dis_guy: As a former swim coach, I'm getting a kick...

...well, actually, all I can say is that young girls are insane. when I was 18ish, and trying to coach junior high school girls, a) some of them were teh hawt, disturbingly so and b) they knew it and were trying to find out what it was all about.

/no I never did
//had to "just say no" quite a bit.
///now hot girls *my own age...* they never knew I existed. Not until I got to college did I ever get any "acceptable" attention...

Ah yes, I was an 18 year old lifegaurd. The girls my age never even came to the damn pool. I just had the 14 year olds who wanted to expolre new things.... And that I wanted to stay the hell away from so I didn't get into trouble.

Ashtrey: just_dis_guy: As a former swim coach, I'm getting a kick...

...well, actually, all I can say is that young girls are insane. when I was 18ish, and trying to coach junior high school girls, a) some of them were teh hawt, disturbingly so and b) they knew it and were trying to find out what it was all about.

/no I never did
//had to "just say no" quite a bit.
///now hot girls *my own age...* they never knew I existed. Not until I got to college did I ever get any "acceptable" attention...

Ah yes, I was an 18 year old lifegaurd. The girls my age never even came to the damn pool. I just had the 14 year olds who wanted to expolre new things.... And that I wanted to stay the hell away from so I didn't get into trouble.

This. I work as a lifeguard, and the only girls of an "acceptable" age that ever come in are cracked out.

just_dis_guy: ...well, actually, all I can say is that young girls are insane. when I was 18ish, and trying to coach junior high school girls, a) some of them were teh hawt, disturbingly so and b) they knew it and were trying to find out what it was all about.

Ashtrey: Ah yes, I was an 18 year old lifegaurd. The girls my age never even came to the damn pool. I just had the 14 year olds who wanted to expolre new things.... And that I wanted to stay the hell away from so I didn't get into trouble.

You guys sound like child molesters.

Young girl, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line.

sarcastic664: Ashtrey: just_dis_guy: As a former swim coach, I'm getting a kick...

...well, actually, all I can say is that young girls are insane. when I was 18ish, and trying to coach junior high school girls, a) some of them were teh hawt, disturbingly so and b) they knew it and were trying to find out what it was all about.

/no I never did
//had to "just say no" quite a bit.
///now hot girls *my own age...* they never knew I existed. Not until I got to college did I ever get any "acceptable" attention...

Ah yes, I was an 18 year old lifegaurd. The girls my age never even came to the damn pool. I just had the 14 year olds who wanted to expolre new things.... And that I wanted to stay the hell away from so I didn't get into trouble.

This. I work as a lifeguard, and the only girls of an "acceptable" age that ever come in are cracked out.

Just fark your coworkers. It's what I used to do when I was a lifeguard. And they're the only good-looking/legal women at the pool.

Okay, all you lifeguards complaining about no older girls at the pools -- get a farking job at the closest college campus pool.

Uncle Andy?

Devil's Avocado: Okay, all you lifeguards complaining about no older girls at the pools -- get a farking job at the closest college campus pool.

You mean the places where the girls check out the super-fit swim team rather than the dumpy lifeguards? Good call. That'll fly.

There must be some misunderstanding. It must be some kind of mistake.

Cause why would a guy...? Oh, nevermind.

/DRTFA
//dare I repeat the Rick Springfield line: We All Need The Human Touch

If you dont fark it some one else will

The pool was cold, so it's understandable.
Risky, illegal and not very smart, but understandable.

Thuull: Thanks Megain, yours was a much better article.

you're welcome

/obligatory

"All good breaststrokers have fast hands."

Still the best swimming quote ever.

14 year olds, Dude