Meh, I'd still hit it.

GWSuperfan: Meh, I'd still hit it.

She'll probably eat you afterward for the nutrients.

Getting fat is a good career move for her. Im guessing her fanbase isn't exactly a collection of waif-ish Czech supermodels and might be sympathetic to her apparent addiction to cream gravy.

So this:

"I love my body. I'm very much OK with it. I don't think artists are ever the ones who have the problem with their weight, it is other people."

... is "lashing out", eh?

I think she looks fine. Good voice, but her music isn't my thing. Nothing wrong with her looks, tho.

Sorry. Didn't mean to lash out.

more cushion for the...

well long story short she'd be on bottom

I'll always defend Kelly Clarkson, since she actually has talent, but she unfortunately suffers from that rare female condition where even as the girl gains weight, none of it goes to her chest. Can't we redirect funding from other medical issues to research a cure for this?

PIL served an important place in music, much like Tom Waits' Island catalog, as a band you had in your record collection to impress people with that you never actually listened to (or in lieu of owning the album just for display ... just quote a lines off of one of their two popular songs that people actually recognize).

One of the more enjoyable lines to say to anyone who claimed to be a huge PIL fan is say "Oh really, what's your favorite deep cut?" and watch them stammer and stutter (Note: this doesn't work nearly as well on the internet when people have Google at their fingertips).

InmanRoshi: PIL served an important place in music, much like Tom Waits' Island catalog, as a band you had in your record collection to impress people with that you never actually listened to (or in lieu of owning the album just for display ... just quote a lines off of one of their two popular songs that people actually recognize).

One of the more enjoyable lines to say to anyone who claimed to be a huge PIL fan is say "Oh really, what's your favorite deep cut?" and watch them stammer and stutter (Note: this doesn't work nearly as well on the internet when people have Google at their fingertips).


You're out of your element, dude!!!

InmanRoshi: PIL served an important place in music, much like Tom Waits' Island catalog, as a band you had in your record collection to impress people with that you never actually listened to (or in lieu of owning the album just for display ... just quote a lines off of one of their two popular songs that people actually recognize).

One of the more enjoyable lines to say to anyone who claimed to be a huge PIL fan is say "Oh really, what's your favorite deep cut?" and watch them stammer and stutter (Note: this doesn't work nearly as well on the internet when people have Google at their fingertips).

I've always wondered how that can happen.

/Kelly's hot
/hotter in person

I'd hit it like Fat Albert on a Philly Cheese..

//Likes women with a bit of meat on their bones and no inhibitions..

InmanRoshi: PIL served an important place in music, much like Tom Waits' Island catalog, as a band you had in your record collection to impress people with that you never actually listened to (or in lieu of owning the album just for display ... just quote a lines off of one of their two popular songs that people actually recognize).

One of the more enjoyable lines to say to anyone who claimed to be a huge PIL fan is say "Oh really, what's your favorite deep cut?" and watch them stammer and stutter (Note: this doesn't work nearly as well on the internet when people have Google at their fingertips).

You'll dance to anything. But you're in the wrong thread.

She's a bit thick now, but I find 'larger' hips pretty sexy.

I'm usually one of the people who thinks farkers are chubby chasers, but that's kinda a sexy bikini pic.

Horses sweat.
Gentlemen perspire.
Ladies glow.

Fat women sweat AND stink like three day old Philly Cheesesteak pizza with untold amounts of breast lint on it.

I like women who know when they are pregnant early enough to be able to deal with it appropriately, not at 9 months when the head pops out.

The problem with Kelly Clarkson's body is not that she's thicker, it's that her arms are so short and stubby that it unfortunately amplifies the appearance of thickness. I'd definitely still hit it though. Definitely.









Like the fist of an angry god.

flanger001: The problem with Kelly Clarkson's body is not that she's thicker, it's that her arms are so short and stubby that it unfortunately amplifies the appearance of thickness. I'd definitely still hit it though. Definitely. she is fat and has zero self control.

Like the fist of an angry god.

i'd like to faze Kelly Clarkson.

/giggity.

I dunno, she's heavy. But I cetainly wouldn't call her fat. Its not like she's got a spare tire and 3 extra chins

/you want fat google Rita MacNeil

amishkarl: I dunno, she's heavy. But I cetainly wouldn't call her fat.

I'd call her "pleasingly plump". But it's a thin line between pleasingly plump and obese. Unfortunately for her, she doesn't have a body type that carries extra weight that well.

John_Rat_Safari: flanger001: The problem with Kelly Clarkson's body is not that she's thicker, it's that her arms are so short and stubby that it unfortunately amplifies the appearance of thickness. I'd definitely still hit it though. Definitely. she is fat and has zero self control.

Like the fist of an angry god.

Angry gods are fat and have no self control?

What a wonderful world when people have nothing to do but monitor the weight and width of celebrities. It almost makes me believe that gaining a few extra pounds is a serious problem.

Then these same talking heads get all excited when some "star" gets herself so thin that they look like walking skeletons and wonder how something like that can happen.

Why do so many people have their knickers in a twist over her weight? She can eat crackers in my bed, sausage too, and I wouldn't kick her out.

flanger001: John_Rat_Safari: flanger001: The problem with Kelly Clarkson's body is not that she's thicker, it's that her arms are so short and stubby that it unfortunately amplifies the appearance of thickness. I'd definitely still hit it though. Definitely. she is fat and has zero self control.

Like the fist of an angry god.

Angry gods are fat and have no self control?



Buddha eats babies.

man I'd hit it and brag about it

I'd hit it only to tell people that I did. But I'd secretly attend therapy. You can't unsee something like that.

Seriously, have none of you seen recent recent pics?

I don't mind her when she's chubby, but they didn't use the REAL fat pics. I hate American Idol, don't really care for her music, but feel strangely compelled to not hate her...and hit it like a jackhammer working a few tons of concrete.

I am in love with Kelly Clarkson and we're going to get married and have lots of babies and all the rest of you will be totally jealous.

CB+KC 4evar!

Grey Street: I'll always defend Kelly Clarkson, since she actually has talent, but she unfortunately suffers from that rare female condition where even as the girl gains weight, none of it goes to her chest. Can't we redirect funding from other medical issues to research a cure for this?

The pear shape. If you see one -- run away! They don't age well at all.

I like Kelly Clarkson. She is voluptuous, cute, doesn't seem to take herself or her fame too seriously, and she can rock the fark out.

What more do you want in a woman?

Ishkur:

What more do you want in a woman?

Less fat.

I'd wreck that broad. I'd let her get a load of my semi and make her mouth a truck stop.

I don't think artists are ever the ones who have the problem with their weight, it is other people.

I don't think American Idol contestants are artists.

Ishkur: I like Kelly Clarkson. She is voluptuous, cute, doesn't seem to take herself or her fame too seriously, and she can rock the fark out.

What more do you want in a woman?

What the fark was that Yellowcard douche doing up on-stage with them?

flanger001: The problem with Kelly Clarkson's body is not that she's thicker, it's that her arms are so short and stubby that it unfortunately amplifies the appearance of thickness.

I think it's a damn shame that this beautiful, talented girl lacks the discipline to eat healthily and spend some time at the gym. People with far less free time and resources manage to stay fit.

I still love her though!

"Since you've been gone. I can now eat for the first time."

I just came here to say that Kelly's hot. Great personality and looks.

She's a catch.

I love the thick Kelly Clarkson.

/Too fine!

Crudbucket:



Buddha eats babies.

That is not Buddha. It's Budai/Hotei.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budai
http://www.exoticindiaart.com/product/ZI97/

He's the Buddhist version of the jolly fat man.

This



Kelly Clarkson?

I'm hitting about the same body proportions right now so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Kelly in a bikini gives me a BIG FAT chubby =D. To hell with the bags of antlers, that's how hot looks!

mr0x: Crudbucket:



Buddha eats babies.

That is not Buddha. It's Budai/Hotei.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budai
http://www.exoticindiaart.com/product/ZI97/

He's the Buddhist version of the jolly fat man.

I did a GIS for Buddha and that came up.

Case closed.

This is Kelly Clarkson.

Who's Highpitch???

She ballooned. She went from "really hot" to "kinda hot", then degenerated quickly from "strangely ok" to "what happened?". Now she's at the stage where you rationalize hooking up with a fat chick by saying "yeah but she had a cute face, and she was really cool." And then you get laughed at and never live it down.

/we've all been there
//several times, maybe

I can't believe in the fattest nation on Earth, you consider Kelly Clarkson fat. Are you all dating teh Olsen twins or something?