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(Daily Mail) Sappy ... and the Bunday award for worst pun of the week goes to the Daily Fail   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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Sun God [TotalFark] 2009-06-06 05:26:40 AM  
I guess she wanted more rabbits. Which is impossible to believe. I mean, they are delicious and whatnot, but they aren't exactly an ideal pet if you look at them and think about doing surgery on them.

 
DaCricket [TotalFark] 2009-06-06 05:54:50 AM  
Is it just me, or is that lady scary looking. Something about the eyes.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-06-06 06:40:07 AM  
i411.photobucket.com

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-06 06:41:53 AM  
DaCricket: Is it just me, or is that lady scary looking. Something about the eyes.

At least no part of the story suggested she's a bit unhinged :-\

 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark] 2009-06-06 08:58:01 AM  

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-06-06 10:45:37 AM  
Sun God: I guess she wanted more rabbits. Which is impossible to believe. I mean, they are delicious and whatnot, but they aren't exactly an ideal pet if you look at them and think about doing surgery on them.

And I do. Oh, I do.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-06-06 11:05:44 AM  
img512.imageshack.us

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2009-06-06 11:17:09 AM  
She said: 'I'm going to call it Verity if it's a girl and Kenny if it's a boy.

That poor rabbit is praying to god it doesn't have franks and beans.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-06-06 12:24:37 PM  
The author of the article could get a job working for Warner Bros./Merrie Melodies cartoons at least...

From Hare To Eternity
Now, Hare This
Lighter Than Hare

etc.

 
greenz [TotalFark] 2009-06-06 07:41:38 PM  
Whatta u talkin about subby?

That's a T-hare-iffic pun!
You must be retarded let me get you a wheelch-hare!
You should be wearing a hareelmet!

Nevermind, you were right, that's just stupid.

 
greenz [TotalFark] 2009-06-06 07:42:41 PM  
a7.vox.com

/Whored

 
jekxrb [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 06:46:44 AM  
I'm confused as to why this woman rushed the hare home to do the operation HERSELF. Were there no vets around? I think that might be the first clue she's a bit... special. The camo is second. Third, well, those eyes...

Cute baby bunny, though. And they make lovely pets.

 
That_Bob_Guy 2009-06-07 08:07:21 AM  
FTFA: "Leila swung the baby hare around to get rid of liquid in its lungs and resuscitated it by blowing through its nose"

Must have been quite a sight, spinning a little bloody piece of meat around her head then sticking it in her mouth.

/going blacktail hunting next week so I'm getting a kick ...

 
crak_rabbit 2009-06-07 08:11:50 AM  
www.maikklaus.de

Whoooooooooooooooooa Bunday!

 
untaken_name 2009-06-07 08:15:39 AM  
That_Bob_Guy: FTFA: "Leila swung the baby hare around to get rid of liquid in its lungs and resuscitated it by blowing through its nose"

Must have been quite a sight, spinning a little bloody piece of meat around her head then sticking it in her mouth.

/going blacktail hunting next week so I'm getting a kick ...


Good thing the tail didn't come off, like when I tried it.

/nevermind

 
Hilary T. N. Seuss 2009-06-07 08:41:12 AM  
She said: 'I'm going to call it Verity if it's a girl and Kenny if it's a boy.'

Oh my God, they (almost) killed Kenny! You bastards!

 
bunner [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 08:43:06 AM  
Happy for poor baby bunny.

A little "huh?" about this.

Leila, a laboratory assistant at a donkey sanctuary, was driving home at around 10pm on May 3 when she found the adult hare lying in the middle of the road.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 08:50:53 AM  
crak_rabbit: Whoooooooooooooooooa Bunday!

All those women are now over 40, used up like a Dodge Dart.

 
das [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 08:53:10 AM  
TheOther: crak_rabbit: Whoooooooooooooooooa Bunday!

All those women are now over 40, used up like a Dodge Dart.


The one in the lower left corner is Pam Anderson

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 08:55:10 AM  
das: All those women are now over 40, used up like a Dodge Dart.

The one in the lower left corner is Pam Anderson


Exhibit #1...

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 09:12:49 AM  
jekxrb: I'm confused as to why this woman rushed the hare home to do the operation HERSELF. Were there no vets around? I think that might be the first clue she's a bit... special. The camo is second. Third, well, those eyes...
Cute baby bunny, though. And they make lovely pets.


I LOL'ed at this, because I thought that the lady reminded me of myself (younger), complete with messy hair, camo, and the weird fascination with animals. Not that she literally looks like me, but this is exactly the sort of thing I'd do.

She works at a donkey sanctuary--donkeys need a sanctuary? I guess they do if they're abused.

 
Suede head 2009-06-07 09:19:22 AM  
Hmmm... some conditioner for that flyaway hair and a little makeup and she'd do me just fine. Lose the army threads, though.

 
zvoidx 2009-06-07 09:25:04 AM  
jekxrb: I'm confused as to why this woman rushed the hare home to do the operation HERSELF. Were there no vets around? I think that might be the first clue she's a bit... special. The camo is second. Third, well, those eyes...

FTA: Leila, a laboratory assistant at a donkey sanctuary, was driving home at around 10pm...

In any event, that shiat was hardcore...good job.

 
Independent as Fark 2009-06-07 09:31:10 AM  
No Spinal Tap references yet?

You know what I mean ...

 
Desmo 2009-06-07 09:55:52 AM  
Wow, she saved a rodent. Now we have one more.

 
Pay the Man 2009-06-07 10:03:57 AM  
I'm guessing the rabbit died.

 
Cheesy Rat [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-07 10:05:39 AM  
Kenny Leveret - your next American Idol winnar!!1!

 
ZurkisPhreek 2009-06-07 10:16:10 AM  
img15.imageshack.us

BUNDAY!

 
black_knight 2009-06-07 10:17:11 AM  
i717.photobucket.com

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 10:17:52 AM  
Ennuipoet - sums up my thought process nicely!

 
Eckyhade 2009-06-07 10:24:48 AM  
That's a hare raising story.

 
clusterfrak 2009-06-07 10:27:51 AM  
i270.photobucket.com

 
WesternAddition 2009-06-07 10:34:37 AM  
Leila, a laboratory assistant at a donkey sanctuary, was driving home at around 10pm on May 3 when she found the adult hare....

She said: 'I'm going to call it Verity if it's a girl and Kenny if it's a boy. At the moment I'm calling him 'Ferret' because I just couldn't get my head round having a little hare in the house.


Donkeys, hares, ferrets. Something tells me this whole thing's made up.

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-06-07 10:47:03 AM  
I don't give a crap about the headline

Stories like this remind me why I still have faith in humanity.

 
allegedman 2009-06-07 10:50:19 AM  
I have a bunny in my backyard that i feed, sometimes he eats the food i give him, sometimes he doesn't. I cal him bumpy, because he runs into everything in my back yard, trees, my house, bird bath whatever else i have in my back yard.

It's cute wish i had pictures.

 
biglot 2009-06-07 10:55:12 AM  
Leila Goss, today's Best-Person-in-the-World!!

 
hjy6 [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 11:12:21 AM  
i195.photobucket.com

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 12:05:47 PM  
Actually she kinda strikes me as a hippy.

And well, she obviously is willing to go the extra mile for her beliefs. And going the extra mile for teh cute fuzzeh bunneh is OK wif me.

 
nen41 2009-06-07 12:31:09 PM  
Desmo: Wow, she saved a rodent. Now we have one more.

nope, buns are legomorphs not rodents.

/now you know and knowing is half the battle

 
eggi541 2009-06-07 12:39:42 PM  
Surprised this woman isn't in trouble for some odd violation, being England and all. How disgusting, taking road kill home and cutting it apart to see what was inside. Treasure chests are cool to cut open, dead rabbits are not.

Yet another wild animal raised in captivity, so cute when they are little. What trouble they become once full grown.

Can;t forget the article claims the rabbit is not eating greens, pictured with one in its mouth..Typical Daily Fail photos.

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-06-07 12:44:08 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

www.smh.com.au

"I see pink bunnies!"

 
Lizara 2009-06-07 01:11:40 PM  
nen41:

nope, buns are legomorphs not rodents.

/now you know and knowing is half the battle


What's the other half? Knowing how to correctly spell lagomorphs? :P

 
ToeKnee666 2009-06-07 01:21:14 PM  
Reading just the headline of the story I was horrified to think this was about the "new mother found dead in crawl space" story.

 
OnlyM3 2009-06-07 01:21:15 PM  
nen41:

nope, buns are legomorphs not rodents.


Legomorphs?
i42.tinypic.com

 
Booneht 2009-06-07 01:45:42 PM  
Lizara: nen41:

nope, buns are legomorphs not rodents.

/now you know and knowing is half the battle

What's the other half? Knowing how to correctly spell lagomorphs? :P


The other half is rockets

 
twfeline 2009-06-07 02:15:13 PM  
Booneht:

The other half is rockets


My first thought...

i40.tinypic.com

 
santadog [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 02:52:31 PM  
I know y'all have seen this before, but...

30 Second Bunny Theater (new window)

 
LoneCoon [TotalFark] 2009-06-07 03:47:43 PM  
i4.photobucket.com

Bigwig Approves.

/yay! Bunday!

 
Greta_VanHouten 2009-06-07 03:59:24 PM  
That lady looks like Martin Clunes.

static.guim.co.uk

 
BalugaJoe 2009-06-07 05:13:44 PM  
More bunny pictures please.

 
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