What the hell are they reporting on now at 71 and 72 that they have to be arrested? The flavor of the jell-o at the home?

Well *that* explains why the embargo's failed!

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well *that* explains why the embargo's failed!

*golf clap*

I suspect the government of plantain evidence.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well *that* explains why the embargo's failed!


Joo got eet, mang!

Luuuucy?!

That's quiet a picadillo they find themselves in.

phlegmmo: I suspect the government of plantain evidence.


Yeesh.

/Okay, I chuckled.

phlegmmo: I suspect the government of plantain evidence.

listen phlegmmo, havana have a talk with you about all these puns.

Bad_ad85: What the hell are they reporting on now at 71 and 72 that they have to be arrested? The flavor of the jell-o at the home?

Considering the guy had top-secret clearance till he retired two years ago, maybe a lot?

I love how Communist spies do it for the money.

I wonder if it was the cigars that gave them away...

Niagra Falls!

Slowly, I turned...

Son of a b*tch has spies everywhere.

netweavr: I love how Communist spies do it for the money.

Like all socialists/communists, they are hypocrites.

I hope they fidel really bad about what they did.

/Meh.

supershaft:
phlegmmo: I suspect the government of plantain evidence.

listen phlegmmo, havana have a talk with you about all these puns.

Che what you will.

Bad_ad85: What the hell are they reporting on now at 71 and 72 that they have to be arrested?

Jerking off in the closet with a rope around their necks?

Nemo's Brother: netweavr: I love how Communist spies do it for the money.

Like all socialists/communists, they are hypocrites.

meh, a job is a job.

Bad_ad85: What the hell are they reporting on now at 71 and 72 that they have to be arrested? The flavor of the jell-o at the home?

Well, you see, it's not that they're doing anything right now, it's that they were spying for Cuba for thirty years. You might want to re-read the article, it was an easy thing to miss.

The_Sponge: I hope they fidel really bad about what they did.

/Meh.

I blame Bush.

/And Clinton.
//And Bush.
///And Reagan.
////And Carter

phlegmmo: Che what you will.


*Applause*

I love how wire fraud gets them up to 20 years, and acting as an agent for a foreign government only gets them up to 10. That totally makes sense.

"The affidavit quotes Kendall Myers as telling the undercover agent that he typically removed information from the State Department by memory or by taking notes -- although he did occasionally take some documents home -- and had delivered information that was classified "secret.""

Silly rabbit. Only Karl Rove gets to betray his country by divulging Secret-level information if he thinks it's useful.

"What? Nothin."

So who did this guy piss off? Spying for Russia or China, maybe...but Cuba? Sounds like a setup.

LUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCYYYYYYY!

A proper punishment:

Drop them off on Calle Ocho in Little Havana, and have them wear sandwich boards explaining what they did. Then look the other way.

Funny story:

Lucille Ball was a communist back when it wasn't cool - McCarthy hearings, etc...

Yet out of ALL the people in Hollywood who were investigated, she wasn't.

Why? America loved her SO much. The investigators couldn't touch her, even though she was more of a commie than most.

That's one way to spend retirement.

Wonder what secrets they delivered.

Dispatch 1: "Boy, Jimmy Carter really hates you guys. No expected change to sanctions."

Dispatch 202: "Wow, and I though Carter hated you guys. You should see the new guy! No expected change to sanctions."

Dispatch 317: "Told you not to invade Granada. But do you listen to me? Nooooooo. No expected change to sanctions."

etc.

Lleowyr: I love how wire fraud gets them up to 20 years, and acting as an agent for a foreign government only gets them up to 10. That totally makes sense.

Unless they're Israeli spies and then apparently *cough* Tats *cough* any punishment is too harsh.

Lleowyr: I love how wire fraud gets them up to 20 years, and acting as an agent for a foreign government only gets them up to 10. That totally makes sense.

Well, wire fraud can cost money, espionage may only get people killed. That sounds like a completely consistent position for the government to take ;

Lleowyr: I love how wire fraud gets them up to 20 years, and acting as an agent for a foreign government only gets them up to 10. That totally makes sense.

Well they are in their 70s - the penalty for treason might be a waste of time.

rytheran: So who did this guy piss off? Spying for Russia or China, maybe...but Cuba? Sounds like a setup.

Stop watching movies

I told them they'd be cigarry.

/best I can do

rytheran: So who did this guy piss off? Spying for Russia or China, maybe...but Cuba? Sounds like a setup.


It happens, just take a look at this chica:

Ana Montes (She spied for Cuba while working at the DIA.)

Nemo's Brother: netweavr: I love how Communist spies do it for the money.

Like all socialists/communists ists, they are hypocrites.

ftfy

DarnoKonrad: That's one way to spend retirement.

Well, to be fair, if convicted of espionage the federal government will provide them with chairs to sit in so that they don't have to stand in their old age.

they dinner with Castro. wasn't that a tip-off???

The court documents say the couple disclosed that they had received coded messages via shortwave radio

Cuba, we push the limits of technology every damn day.

gorgor: Bad_ad85: What the hell are they reporting on now at 71 and 72 that they have to be arrested?

Jerking off in the closet with a rope around their necks?

I saw what you did there, mr Kung Fu man you.

vernonFL: Lucille Ball was a communist back when it wasn't cool



/Spent time in Eastern Europe prior to 1991.
//It's never cool.

How many undercover agents did they out?

The_Sponge: I hope they fidel really bad about what they did.

/Meh.

How about you fidel wit' deez nutz?

The_Sponge: vernonFL: Lucille Ball was a communist back when it wasn't cool



/Spent time in Eastern Europe prior to 1991.
//It's never cool.

Kibbutz

Unknown_Poltroon: How many undercover agents did they out?

Isn't everyone around Castro out?