And hopefully not in his tragically botched plastic surgery footsteps.

Gwar>Rourke

A wrestling match I would actually watch.

Balzac the Jaws of Death would've made a better wrstler name.

I think my love of GWAR was born when I read, in Bass Player, Beefcake the Mighty's public apology to GWAR's fans for the Grammy nomination they received for Phallus in Wonderland.

I've already seen GWAR kick Hillary Clinton, Obama, McCain, and Bozo Destructo's ass recently so I'm getting a kick out of this, etc..

It's GWAR, not Gwar... get it right

Gwar Ensemble?

MEAT

what's next? ICP founding a wrestling promotion?

and in honour of his opponent, here's Tracy Smothers vs. a muzzleless bear, with brilliant commentary by Gordon Solie.

Saw Hillary get her tits chopped off, then her head. Obama/McCain/Bozo got heads chopped off. Giant needle with vomit of Jimi Hendrix injected directly into their cocks (guy in the crowd: "CRACK IS WHACK"), etc etc.

Yeah, I'd watch this just hoping anything half as awesome happens.

suicide: what's next? ICP founding a wrestling promotion?

I think we found Ric Romero's Fark ID.

Been done long since. (new window)

Makes WCW look like the glory days of CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
FROM FLORIDA.

Goopotato: It's GWAR, not Gwar... get it right

Sport the gWar

Jesus, when I first glanced at this headline I thought it said "Gwen", as in Gwen Stefani. Now I realize its Gwar it doesn't seem so weird.


/going back to finish my morning coffee now
//carry on

DjangoStonereaver: suicide: what's next? ICP founding a wrestling promotion?

I think we found Ric Romero's Fark ID.

Been done long since. (new window)

Makes WCW look like the glory days of CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
FROM FLORIDA.

You don't think suicide was facetious?

suicide: what's next? ICP founding a wrestling promotion?

and in honour of his opponent, here's Tracy Smothers vs. a muzzleless bear, with brilliant commentary by Gordon Solie.

I LOL'd. Nice find on the video.

Unright: DjangoStonereaver: suicide: what's next? ICP founding a wrestling promotion?

I think we found Ric Romero's Fark ID.

Been done long since. (new window)

Makes WCW look like the glory days of CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
FROM FLORIDA.

You don't think suicide was facetious?

No, but it is painless. (new window)

This could be cool. Maybe they could wrestle The Meatmen.

the rocker says, "I have no idea how I got roped into this one..."

I'm sure alcohol was a factor...

Haha

Beware the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu!

I live in NYC; if this show was as close as Delaware, I would buy a ticket just to see how well Oderus is able to wrestle in that costume.

Also to heckle (with love) Smothers for the 400th time or so. Full Blooded Italians fans represent!

Architecture Of Aggression: MEAT

SANDWICH

Anyone have links to the Oderus advice columns? that was some sick, funny shiat.

Oderus, help the boy with his hairdo there...

The article fails to mention that there's a stipulation:

Loser Leaves Earth

Issor: Saw Hillary get her tits chopped off, then her head. Obama/McCain/Bozo got heads chopped off. Giant needle with vomit of Jimi Hendrix injected directly into their cocks (guy in the crowd: "CRACK IS WHACK"), etc etc.

Yeah, I'd watch this just hoping anything half as awesome happens.

I saw Jerry Garcia get disembowelled on stage.

Less than a WEEK after he died. Those guys are quick.

/got nuthin'

I saw them chop the head off OJ less than a week after the Bronco incident.

They are quick!

Came here to see hotlinked picture of Beavis & Butthead, leaving disappointed.

/GWAR! GWAR! GWAR! heh heh heh heh heh heh Gwar rules!
//see also: Pantera

Whoever came up with the booking of this match is a damn genius!!! Here are some flyers from the companys myspace myspace.com/iwaeastcoast