That's wack.

Posts 1 and 2 have this one covered.
Nothing left to see here.
Please move on.

That headline blows. ; )

She doesn't do crack. Crack is cheap. Remember?

beerrun
Posts 1 and 2 have this one covered.
Nothing left to see here.
Please move on.

Aw, come on. We haven't even started with the "is Bobby Brown gonna have to slap a b**ch?" jokes yet.

I can only imagine that how so emotional Whitney is these days. Her slow mounting, yet unstoppable comeback is nothing short of a miracle. When you believe in yourself, anything is possible, and step by step she is shedding that dead weight that was Bobby Brown. Im sure she was thinking "I know him so well, and love will save the day. He will come around - I love that man". All the while, we didnt know that he was a user, an abuser, and a scoundrel. All that abuse, all those drugs, had to leave her a shell, weeping "I have nothing anymore". What we've been seeing since that low is nothing less than the reforging of one of America's greatest singers; not all at once, but slowly, and I think this next album will be a juggernaut.

INe

Just when we think she's done, she's ready to pull out another nugget.

Forlorne Greene: Just when we think she's done, she's ready to pull out another nugget.

I don't think it will spark any interest. I mean what's the street value? A nickle...maybe a dime?

More like top the crack 10.

/Bud-Dum!

Hell to the no

Man, this album is going to ROCK!

I wonder if they're going to have a soda deal where if you buy some Coke you can get concert tickets for a discount.

Say what you want about her, but the girl's got pipes!

Also, I hear she smokes crack.

timefishblue: Say what you want about her, but the girl's got pipes!

Made of lead, which she will hit you with if you do not comply with her request to break yoself, fool.

bad_ed 2009-06-04 02:17:54 PM
I can only imagine that how so emotional Whitney is these days. Her slow mounting, yet unstoppable comeback is nothing short of a miracle. When you believe in yourself, anything is possible, and step by step she is shedding that dead weight that was Bobby Brown. Im sure she was thinking "I know him so well, and love will save the day. He will come around - I love that man". All the while, we didnt know that he was a user, an abuser, and a scoundrel. All that abuse, all those drugs, had to leave her a shell, weeping "I have nothing anymore". What we've been seeing since that low is nothing less than the reforging of one of America's greatest singers; not all at once, but slowly, and I think this next album will be a juggernaut.

Excellent bit of satire/sarcasm. +1

And yeah, great pipes and absolutely shiaty sense of material.

And IIIIII-EE-IIIIIwill never buy IIIIII-EE-IIIIIT!

Such classics as:

I Will Always Huff You
How Will I Blow (Coca-Cola remix)
One Moment in Dime (Bag)
I'm Your Crazy Tonight


New here, let the IGNORE buttons fly!

Seriously, drugs are bad. And should only be used on odd numbered days.

bad_ed

I can only imagine that how so emotional Whitney is these days. Her slow mounting, yet unstoppable comeback is nothing short of a miracle. When you believe in yourself, anything is possible, and step by step she is shedding that dead weight that was Bobby Brown. Im sure she was thinking "I know him so well, and love will save the day. He will come around - I love that man". All the while, we didnt know that he was a user, an abuser, and a scoundrel. All that abuse, all those drugs, had to leave her a shell, weeping "I have nothing anymore". What we've been seeing since that low is nothing less than the reforging of one of America's greatest singers; not all at once, but slowly, and I think this next album will be a juggernaut.

richjob:

My dad was famous for stuff like that. A double-entendre has to make sense both ways. It's not a pun/mots-a-double-entendre if it makes no sense read literally.

"I can only imagine that how so"???
"Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Both are equally incomprehensible.

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

I'm listening to one of her songs on the canned music at work, and I want to put my earbuds back in and listen to more Nightwish..

Who?

timefishblue: Say what you want about her, but the girl's got pipes!

...that have been corroded to gold leaf thickness.

Seriously, she sounds worse than a rusted pump.

before crack...



after crack...



"BOBBYYYY!!"

Top ten? I predict she'll be droppin' it on the one.

timefishblue: Say what you want about her, but the girl's got pipes!

You made an error in your tenses.