That's ignorant subby. You're being ignorant.

I think he's at the point in his career where he should just 'roid up professional wrestle, change his name to Harbinger of Babylove, and touch the one demographic that hasn't already been competely freaked out by him.

It hurts to look at him.

He is the product, and we are the consumers. Om nom and such as.

He's worried about getting fat??
Christ..how many calories are in kids' semen these days?

What the hell does it take to get a person into mandatory psychiatric care? One of my best friends from college went completely nuts (schizophrenic episodes from chemical imbalances starting in her late 20s) and tried the kill the father of her child.

He actually deserved it, and I'm kinda glad the guy spent a few days in the hospital in pain... but STILL...

It only took two signatures from family members who were worried about her to get her into a mandatory 72-hour observation. We can't do this with MJ?

/god, i'd kill for a thorazine drip right now.

He doesn't have that much money anymore so I guess he really is interested in the K-mart sale where kid's pants are half off...
/Stay for the veal.

RoyalSouvenir: He doesn't have that much money anymore so I guess he really is interested in the K-mart sale where kid's pants are half off...
/Stay for the veal.

Try your waitress.

RoyalSouvenir: He doesn't have that much money anymore so I guess he really is interested in the K-mart sale where kid's pants are half off...
/Stay for the veal.

you're saying michael doesn't have much money? huh. interesting. retarded, but interesting

oh wait - you were trying to make a stupid farking old joke? hah! i get it now. damn you're hysterical. well played

Megain: RoyalSouvenir: He doesn't have that much money anymore so I guess he really is interested in the K-mart sale where kid's pants are half off...
/Stay for the veal.

you're saying michael doesn't have much money? huh. interesting. retarded, but interesting

oh wait - you were trying to make a stupid farking old joke? hah! i get it now. damn you're hysterical. well played

I see what you did there....
Well I could have just suggested that Micheal just loves the taste of 12 year old pee pee and he is bat shiat crazy...

Megain: i get it now. damn you're hysterical. well played

Micheal is that you??? I really don't think RoyalSouvenir meant to hurt your feelings....

steelpeg: Micheal is that you???

who is "Micheal"?

either way, the half-off jokes and kids' clothing jokes are (in my opinion) just farking lame at this point, and i don't have a problem with pointing that out - much like you don't have a problem with slamming me for something you don't find amusing. see how this works?

Begun the flame wars have...

Just getting some butter for his bread

so are there any bets being taken as to how many of these "50" tour dates will actually happen?

/want some action on 15 out of this supposed 50

Angryloner: so are there any bets being taken as to how many of these "50" tour dates will actually happen?

/want some action on 15 out of this supposed 50

15? too old.

When journalists get in on the joke. From TFA:
The Bad singer now weighs less than nine stone and is reportedly paranoid about getting fat.

I'd like to know how mean they are to truly horrendous singers.

Maybe we'll get lucky and this idiot will starve himself to death

shivashakti: He's worried about getting fat??
Christ..how many calories are in kids' semen these days?

You owe me a new keyboard.

The_Time_Master: shivashakti: He's worried about getting fat??
Christ..how many calories are in kids' semen these days?

You owe me a new keyboard.

Because you got semen on it?

I didn't mind Liz Hurley's nipple hangin' out on the left like, "Oh, hey. What's goin' on?"

I don't get the tendency to refer to weights by "stones". Is it a rebellion against the metric system, or is it a way of estimating weight with low accuracy so 9x16=144 lbs +/- 8 (half of least-significant-figure) = "anywhere from 136 to 152 pounds"?

ecmoRandomNumbers: What the hell does it take to get a person into mandatory psychiatric care? One of my best friends from college went completely nuts (schizophrenic episodes from chemical imbalances starting in her late 20s) and tried the kill the father of her child.

He actually deserved it, and I'm kinda glad the guy spent a few days in the hospital in pain... but STILL...

It only took two signatures from family members who were worried about her to get her into a mandatory 72-hour observation. We can't do this with MJ?

/god, i'd kill for a thorazine drip right now.

The trying to kill someone did not factor in to the 72 hour order?
It was just the 2 signitures?

ecmoRandomNumbers: RoyalSouvenir: He doesn't have that much money anymore so I guess he really is interested in the K-mart sale where kid's pants are half off...
/Stay for the veal.

Try your waitress.

ecmoRandomNumbers: RoyalSouvenir:
/Stay for the veal.

Try your waitress.

Hey!

syrynxx: I don't get the tendency to refer to weights by "stones". Is it a rebellion against the metric system, or is it a way of estimating weight with low accuracy so 9x16=144 lbs +/- 8 (half of least-significant-figure) = "anywhere from 136 to 152 pounds"?

I was told there wouldn't be math.

/wolframalpha states 9 stones is 126lbs

Thank you LewDux, I was starting to panic that PedoBear wasn't going to make an appearance in this thread.

ecmoRandomNumbers: What the hell does it take to get a person into mandatory psychiatric care?It only took two signatures from family members who were worried about her to get her into a mandatory 72-hour observation. We can't do this with MJ?

Because we're not allowed to have quality mental health care in this country, as it would be Socialist and only commie pinko pansies and Liz Taylor get sick in the head.

Dwight_Yeast: ecmoRandomNumbers: What the hell does it take to get a person into mandatory psychiatric care?It only took two signatures from family members who were worried about her to get her into a mandatory 72-hour observation. We can't do this with MJ?

Because we're not allowed to have quality mental health care in this country, as it would be Socialist and only commie pinko pansies and Liz Taylor get sick in the head.

You don't even--You're glib. I've studied psychiatry.

He can never lose enough weight to get into children's clo... Oh wait, I get it now.

I'M THE KANYE WEST OF THE INTERNET, SO MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS GETTING A KICK OUT OF THESE REPLIES.

/AND IT'S FARKING LOUD

Oops, wrong thread.

/I fail

RoyalSouvenir: Just getting some butter for his bread

Photoshopped. There are females in that picture.

What do Michael Jackson and XBOX 360 have in common?

Both are turned on by kids.

Ba-dum-bum!

zionist white devil: He can never lose enough weight to get into children's clo... Oh wait, I get it now.

so pretty