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(Metromix St. Louis) Cool The 34 hottest women in rock   (stlouis.metromix.com) divider line 225
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DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 11:08:33 AM  
OK, I'm officially old.

I recognized maybe 1/4 of these people, and they all looked
pretty much the same otherwise.

 
50mm [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 11:21:42 AM  
Shirley Manson is #20, and #'s 6 & 7 looked like walruses with clown paint.

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 11:26:46 AM  
OF course I looked up the Beth Ditto pics.

I'd advise you not to do so yourself.

 
EatHam [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 11:29:20 AM  
I recognized like 4 of them.

 
Gaboo 2009-06-03 11:33:44 AM  
List of supposedly "hot" people includes several unattractive women, and fails to include the hotness that is Nikki Monninger from Silversun Pickups. Sheer, utter, and complete FAIL.

 
question_dj [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 12:11:53 PM  
It's got Neko Case in it, it's a complete list.

 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 02:08:05 PM  
"Avril"? Is she new?

 
Beatle_Matt [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 02:29:37 PM  
GooberMcFly: "Avril"? Is she new?

..and apparently she's "rock" too.

Not a completely terrible list . Some great talent on there(interesting having Beth Ditto up there), but Karen O and Lovefoxxx "hot"? I've seen vomit that was prettier.

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 02:31:42 PM  
The fact that Cristina Scabbia isn't #1 renders this list FAIL.

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-03 02:42:00 PM  
The fact that women (and men) in rock have to be "hot" is one of the reasons why so much rock sucks.
Get your priorities straight.

/onion, belt

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 02:49:14 PM  
I'll trade Beth Dido for some midwest corn fed real red blues.

 
Beatle_Matt [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 02:53:24 PM  
Procedural Texture: The fact that women (and men) in rock have to be "hot" is one of the reasons why so much rock sucks.
Get your priorities straight.

/onion, belt


Where is it written that men and women in rock "have" to be hot? I didn't know there was a rule...(Johnny Ramone, Steven Tyler, and Tom Petty would like to have a word)

In anything, though, there are people in that field who happen to be "hot". That is what this list (is trying to) celebrate.

Plus, rock sucks because of major label record companies and A&R people who don't know anything about what "good music" is. Listen to the radio and you'll hear shiat. Waddle over to Last.fm or thesixtyone.com and you'll hear some great stuff.

/Q: why did the A&R guy get hit by a train? A: He didn't hear it coming

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 02:58:25 PM  
Oh hi..
celebrity-pics.movieeye.com
beautiful girl, hypnotic voice.. yes please.

Some of the girls in those pics are fat beasts..wtf?

hl

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 02:59:56 PM  
i162.photobucket.com

Old school hot

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 03:07:54 PM  
Maja Ivarsson,

ecx.images-amazon.com

I would.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 03:10:26 PM  
images.starpulse.com

Zooey Deschanel, hot.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 03:25:17 PM  
Melissa Auf der Maur - oh hell yes

img7.imageshack.us

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 03:57:36 PM  
images.eonline.com
www.losmejoresrock.com
farm2.static.flickr.com

These hot ladies of rock have issues with this list.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 04:01:52 PM  
Rock, pretty:
Coathangers' drummer - Good band
Ida Maria - She's pretty good
Kori Gardner - Mates of States effin rock like 1983 was mashed up with 2002 and took a bunch of drugs
Melissa Auf der Maur - Suck it, d'Arcy
Marnie Stern - Good band
Tings Tings frontman - Good band
Girl from Bleeing Through - Eh.
Amanda Palmer - Heck yeah
Maja Ivarsson - I heart The Sounds so much
Kathleen Hanna - Pretty good
Neko Case - Rocks (a lot more within a band context though)
Chan Marshall - Unfortunate first name, great music
Gwen Stefani - Guess No Doubt counts, not the solo stuff though
Emily Haines - Good band
Jenny Lewis - Probably my favorite out of all of them

Not rock, pretty:
Bat for Lashes
Tegan and Sara
Zooey Deschanel
Alice Glass
Feist
Chick from Paramore - Dont push me or you'll get an effin essay on the history of emo, how it died in the very early 90s and argh
Cristina Scabbia
Alison Goldfrapp
M.I.A.

Rock, not pretty:
Meg White - not ugly, but not worthy of hottest women in rock
Shirley Manson - Ditto
Brody Dalle - Again
CocoRosie - Yet again
Beth Ditto - Simply ugly
Karen O - Got charm, but not worthy of hottest woman in rock

Not rock, not pretty:
Avril Lavigne - No, and not rock
Lovefoxxx

Two artists in I was thinking "wtf not only are the girls not that hot, but its not even rock!" 12 artists later, that list actually rocks.

Lacks the frontgirl from The Long Blondes, might as well add Riot Becki from the Pipettes to the list if the Rock label is so large, too.

All in all, the bands on the list gets a thumbs up from me in terms of bands, though a lot of them are not strictly rock.

 
NightOwl2255 2009-06-03 04:03:54 PM  
Oh yeah, that's the hawt!
www.bestcelebgossip.com

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 04:07:22 PM  
List could also do with girls from Death to Los Campesinos! or The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

 
albo [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 04:28:02 PM  
ashlin phillips late of eames era

 
albo [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 04:30:47 PM  
forgot to include the link. watch those knockers bounce (sfw)
youtube (new window)

 
klymen [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 04:37:15 PM  
glad to see Emily Haines on the list. Metric is easily one of the better bands coming out of Canada.

watch this (new window)

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 04:41:56 PM  
Did I misunderstand? I thought this was a "Hottest" women article. It should have been a top 5 list because that how many of those 34 are truly hot.

And how do you explain #6??? She's 250 pounds. Hot?

 
degreeless 2009-06-03 04:43:57 PM  
It looked like 50-60% of them were hags and inkskanks I've never heard of before and wouldn't touch with a stolen dick even if I had.

 
BunkoSquad 2009-06-03 04:44:19 PM  
No Liz Phair = FAIL

 
chopit 2009-06-03 04:44:31 PM  
List is fail without the ladies from Mr. Airplane Man. Great googly moogly.

 
Marisyana 2009-06-03 04:45:23 PM  
Any list not containing Simone Simons of Epica and Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation = fail on a massive level.

/look them up

 
Ghoulthulhu 2009-06-03 04:48:18 PM  
List is FAIL without Liz Buckingham from Electric Wizard.

www.metalhammer.co.uk

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-03 04:50:35 PM  
Gahd, why all the Beth Ditto hate?

i196.photobucket.com

 
PruneTracy 2009-06-03 04:50:38 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maja Ivarsson,

I was pretty sure that was Madison Ivy... not rock and roll.

 
phartnocker 2009-06-03 04:53:21 PM  
NightOwl2255: Oh yeah, that's the hawt!

I can't ever keep it straight with fark.
are fat chicks curvy hot BBWs with much back or are they just fat chicks?

 
phartnocker 2009-06-03 04:54:39 PM  
Also... no Liz Phair?

 
sotua 2009-06-03 04:55:26 PM  
Marisyana: Simone

THIS.

I mean, this:
i258.photobucket.com
img216.imageshack.us

(hot like simone simmons)

 
I. M. Foreman 2009-06-03 04:57:11 PM  
conspicuously absent, seeing as this is from a St. Louis Metromix listing:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Kristeen Young

KY rocking out on stage (new window)

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-06-03 04:57:23 PM  
At lest one of the Ditty Bops should be on the list. (no more or less "rock" than half the list)


img145.imageshack.us


Also, Jenny Lewis - please marry me.

 
emocomputerjock 2009-06-03 04:58:49 PM  
Christ this list is fail.

Tatsuma:
Chick from Paramore - Dont push me or you'll get an effin essay on the history of emo, how it died in the very early 90s and argh

No one save pedants and boors cared about this in 96, 2001, or now.

Marisyana: Any list not containing Simone Simons of Epica and Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation = fail on a massive level.

/look them up


mmmmmm Simone Simons

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2009-06-03 04:59:18 PM  
I know it was a long time ago, but the pinncle was here:

cosmicaudrey.files.wordpress.com

/ hot more ways than one

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-06-03 05:00:04 PM  
img171.imageshack.us

 
TheFunChicken 2009-06-03 05:02:12 PM  
Gwen Stefani has to use make up to conceal the fact she's a 47 year old fishdog.

/Karen O too.
//so says Cleveland

 
Enrico Pallazzo 2009-06-03 05:09:10 PM  
Give me Shirley Manson and Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy and I'm a happy man


www.deathtoyourspeakers.com

 
amp82deuce 2009-06-03 05:09:58 PM  
What about:
i709.photobucket.com

AND

i709.photobucket.com


Do I have to do everything around here?

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 05:10:12 PM  
What, no Helen Marnie or Mira Aroyo from Ladytron? List fails.

 
tagjim 2009-06-03 05:13:32 PM  
The qualifier "today" is sorely needed at the end of that statement. Any list that includes Zoey Whatsherface and "rock" in the same sentence is fail. Same with Dresden Dolls chick.

 
Captain_Fantastic 2009-06-03 05:14:27 PM  
c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

No list is complete without Gen.

/hot

 
Cortez the Killer 2009-06-03 05:14:31 PM  
Beatle_Matt:Procedural Texture: The fact that women (and men) in rock have to be "hot" is one of the reasons why so much rock sucks.
Get your priorities straight.

/onion, belt

Where is it written that men and women in rock "have" to be hot? I didn't know there was a rule...(Johnny Ramone, Steven Tyler, and Tom Petty would like to have a word)

In anything, though, there are people in that field who happen to be "hot". That is what this list (is trying to) celebrate.

Plus, rock sucks because of major label record companies and A&R people who don't know anything about what "good music" is. Listen to the radio and you'll hear shiat. Waddle over to Last.fm or thesixtyone.com and you'll hear some great stuff.

/Q: why did the A&R guy get hit by a train? A: He didn't hear it coming


I think you missed Procedural Texture's point. The not-so-good looking examples you named came from the old school. They got to where they were because they had musical talent. In today's TV/Video/Visual world, artists with musical talent are being overlooked or passed over because they don't fit into a particular visual look (read good looking or sexy). I long for the day that the music was all that mattered, or at least was put first above all else.

/With all the ugly chicks in that list, maybe the tide is turning

 
Glenechocreek 2009-06-03 05:14:37 PM  
That Bat For Lashes gal sure looks a lot like Lilly Allen. Hmmm.

 
uncledeercamp 2009-06-03 05:15:18 PM  
Amy Lee overlooked? List is complete shiate.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-03 05:16:08 PM  
Gangway Fathead: At lest one of the Ditty Bops should be on the list. (no more or less "rock" than half the list)


They remind me of Marie Osmond and Amy Ray of the Indigo Girls both in college experimenting and BOTH liking it!

/Because in case anybody doesn't know, the Ditty Boppers are girlfriends to each other...at least last time I checked
//fap

 
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