Let he who is without sin sink the first bone.

link is hot

Never read the book of Amos?

Actually, yes that is Christian of him. Keep being a judgemental atheist douche though subby. I bet you will never forget her past.

Flirty Fishing: Taking the whole you-must-come-to-the-Lord and on-your-knees combination thing to an entirely different level.

Chariset: Never read the book of Amos?

I have, and those are some darned good cookie recipes.
No wonder the guy is famous.

muck4doo: Actually, yes that is Christian of him. Keep being a judgemental atheist douche though subby.

Um, he used the [Cool] tag.

How very un-Christian of you.

Freak Flag Fly: muck4doo: Actually, yes that is Christian of him. Keep being a judgemental atheist douche though subby.

Um, he used the [Cool] tag.

How very un-Christian of you.

Don't you judge me! Don't you judge me! You think you are better than me?

/Cool tag noticed. :)
//You familiar with Abu-Garcia?
///He was only half Muslin

After reading "41" and "former prostitute" I expected someone that looked a lot rougher. She's easy on the eyes.

if he's as good with his fingers now as he was in the 80's, i'd marry him too

I was at a free concert this weekend which had a gift basket up for raffle and one of the gifts in the basket was a Best of Stryper CD. Alot of people registered to win it

You're free to snark her but, she was calling on you back in the day, wasn't she subby?

TommyymmoT: Chariset: Never read the book of Amos?

I have, and those are some darned good cookie recipes.
No wonder the guy is famous.

Nice. Have you ever read Second Keebler?

muck4doo: Actually, yes that is Christian of him. Keep being a judgemental atheist douche though subby. I bet you will never forget her past.


You can take the girl out of the brothel but you can't take the brothel out of the girl.

Just like Jesus did.

I like how the articles stress that she was a "high-class call girl catering to celebrities and athletes" rather than "the bleached blonde fat chick with no teeth in the worn-out miniskirt offering ten bucks for a hummer so she can buy more meth." Frankly I'd have more respect for her if she were the latter and managed to turn it around.

+1 subby, this was probably the best headline of the week

What do you think Mary Magdalene was? I'm sure she worked herself through all the other prophets of her day before she got to JC.

Heavy rocker Oz Fox is to wed the founder of Christian ministry Hookers For Jesus. The Stryper guitarist and former call girl Annie Lobert will exchange vows in Las Vegas on Friday.

Jesus himself would f*ck the living sh*t out of this whore. Remember: once a whore, always a whore.

Dialectic: Jesus himself would f*ck the living sh*t out of this whore. Remember: once a whore, always a whore.

Dude you don't have to call me Jesus

I saw her on ABC's Nightline a couple months back debating the existence of the Devil. She honestly seems like a really nice person.

Link (new window)

GurneyHalleck: What do you think Mary Magdalene was? I'm sure she worked herself through all the other prophets of her day before she got to JC.

Prior to saying that, you might want to study your actual history. Nothing stipulated that Mary Magdalene was a whore. That was a bit of misogyny given by Pope Gregory hundreds of years ago when he merged her name with a whore from the New Testament. Saying Mary Magdalene was a whore is like saying that Dan Brown is the quality of writer of an Isaac Asimov, Hunter Thompson, or Toni Morrison. Not well researched and just plain wrong.

JayR30: Saying Mary Magdalene was a whore is like saying that Dan Brown is the quality of writer of an Isaac Asimov, Hunter Thompson, or Toni Morrison.

Dan Brown sucks, but he's not as bad as any of those hacks. I like your analogy.

/just sayin'

Cool. Jesus married a hooker too.

JayR30: GurneyHalleck: What do you think Mary Magdalene was? I'm sure she worked herself through all the other prophets of her day before she got to JC.

Prior to saying that, you might want to study your actual history. Nothing stipulated that Mary Magdalene was a whore. That was a bit of misogyny given by Pope Gregory hundreds of years ago when he merged her name with a whore from the New Testament. Saying Mary Magdalene was a whore is like saying that Dan Brown is the quality of writer of an Isaac Asimov, Hunter Thompson, or Toni Morrison. Not well researched and just plain wrong.

Based upon your analogy, you just called Mary Magdalene a slut. Because whores get paid, and are professionals. Sluts give it away for free, and are still in training.

How you could compare Dan Brown to Hunter Thompson without stabbing your own eyes out is beyond me, however ...

Guys, I don't think the hooker is the one who has to do the explaining here. You'd be hard-pressed to come up with apologies for dating a member of Stryper...

/And "Hookers for Jesus"? Leave hookers alone! As if XXX Church isn't bad enough.

He's a man. He's just a man.
And she's had so many men before,
In very many ways,
He's just one more.

qsblues: JayR30: GurneyHalleck: What do you think Mary Magdalene was? I'm sure she worked herself through all the other prophets of her day before she got to JC.

Prior to saying that, you might want to study your actual history. Nothing stipulated that Mary Magdalene was a whore. That was a bit of misogyny given by Pope Gregory hundreds of years ago when he merged her name with a whore from the New Testament. Saying Mary Magdalene was a whore is like saying that Dan Brown is the quality of writer of an Isaac Asimov, Hunter Thompson, or Toni Morrison. Not well researched and just plain wrong.

Based upon your analogy, you just called Mary Magdalene a slut. Because whores get paid, and are professionals. Sluts give it away for free, and are still in training.

How you could compare Dan Brown to Hunter Thompson without stabbing your own eyes out is beyond me, however ...

Maybe your lack of reading comprehension should cause you to stab out your own eyes. There is nothing stating that Mary Magdalene was a whore, a slut, or even a woman who slept with anyone. That was an invention of Pope Gregory of the Catholic Church.

I do feel bad for even putting Dan Brown in the same sentence with those writers but it still fits. Anyone who is comparing Mary Magdalene to a whore would favorably compare Dan Brown to the others. Sheer ignorance. I would have said William Faulkner but he blows herpetic goats.

JayR30: qsblues: JayR30: GurneyHalleck: What do you think Mary Magdalene was? I'm sure she worked herself through all the other prophets of her day before she got to JC.

Prior to saying that, you might want to study your actual history. Nothing stipulated that Mary Magdalene was a whore. That was a bit of misogyny given by Pope Gregory hundreds of years ago when he merged her name with a whore from the New Testament. Saying Mary Magdalene was a whore is like saying that Dan Brown is the quality of writer of an Isaac Asimov, Hunter Thompson, or Toni Morrison. Not well researched and just plain wrong.

Based upon your analogy, you just called Mary Magdalene a slut. Because whores get paid, and are professionals. Sluts give it away for free, and are still in training.

How you could compare Dan Brown to Hunter Thompson without stabbing your own eyes out is beyond me, however ...

Maybe your lack of reading comprehension should cause you to stab out your own eyes. There is nothing stating that Mary Magdalene was a whore, a slut, or even a woman who slept with anyone. That was an invention of Pope Gregory of the Catholic Church.


What about the centerfold spread in the Rosetta Stone with her number on it?

qsblues: JayR30: qsblues: JayR30: GurneyHalleck: What do you think Mary Magdalene was? I'm sure she worked herself through all the other prophets of her day before she got to JC.

Prior to saying that, you might want to study your actual history. Nothing stipulated that Mary Magdalene was a whore. That was a bit of misogyny given by Pope Gregory hundreds of years ago when he merged her name with a whore from the New Testament. Saying Mary Magdalene was a whore is like saying that Dan Brown is the quality of writer of an Isaac Asimov, Hunter Thompson, or Toni Morrison. Not well researched and just plain wrong.

Based upon your analogy, you just called Mary Magdalene a slut. Because whores get paid, and are professionals. Sluts give it away for free, and are still in training.

How you could compare Dan Brown to Hunter Thompson without stabbing your own eyes out is beyond me, however ...

Maybe your lack of reading comprehension should cause you to stab out your own eyes. There is nothing stating that Mary Magdalene was a whore, a slut, or even a woman who slept with anyone. That was an invention of Pope Gregory of the Catholic Church.


What about the centerfold spread in the Rosetta Stone with her number on it?

Ok, while not relevant that was funny. (why would Egyptian hieroglyphics speak of an overlooked and ignored disciple of Christ? Many early Christian founders were very misogynistic)

muck4doo 2009-06-03 01:16:50 AM
Actually, yes that is Christian of him. Keep being a judgemental atheist douche though subby. I bet you will never forget her past.

Oh, so this.

The bitter hatefulness of atheists is truly something to behold and here at Fark it's appearing more and more.


GurneyHalleck 2009-06-03 09:04:27 AM
What do you think Mary Magdalene was? I'm sure she worked herself through all the other prophets of her day before she got to JC.

And this guy? More proof that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing and what he thinks he knows and what he actually knows don't match-up.

Actually, many early Christian founders were brutal pedophiles, sadists and sociopaths who saw women as the prime group of people to exploit in order to further their own interests. And since the pagan religions that were used as the foundation of Christian theology were matriarchal in nature, women were then cast as the one true obstacle (enemy) toward spreading this ideology, thereby preventing them from profiting from the deepest held beliefs and fears of the poor and uneducated.

But I digress. Egyptian hieroglyphics clearly state that sex for profit is not illegal in any way, shape or form. It is a necessity of a properly functioning society, and encouraged and promoted by both religion and government.

muck4doo: Actually, yes that is Christian of him. Keep being a judgemental atheist douche though subby. I bet you will never forget her past.

If she was forced into prostitution out of poverty and regretted it, one shouldn't mind her past. But from the article, she seems to be pretty proud of being a prostitute. Marrying such a woman and calling yourself a Christian is hypocritical.

Herunar: muck4doo: Actually, yes that is Christian of him. Keep being a judgemental atheist douche though subby. I bet you will never forget her past.

If she was forced into prostitution out of poverty and regretted it, one shouldn't mind her past. But from the article, she seems to be pretty proud of being a prostitute. Marrying such a woman and calling yourself a Christian is hypocritical.

I thought that people who call themselves Christians are all about that whole forgiveness thing, with the washing away of sins and forgetting the past and all that jazz?

Or is it the people who call themselves Christians the ones who are all about the vengeance and the wrath and the hey hey hey n flavin ...

looks like I killed this thread ...
guess my work here is done.

qsblues 2009-06-03 12:17:34 PM
Actually, many early Christian founders were brutal pedophiles, sadists and sociopaths who saw women as the prime group of people to exploit in order to further their own interests.

And you base this on what, exactly?

Your own hatred of Christians or can you back it up with some proof, other than a web site?

In actuality you are describing Islam, not Christianity.
After all Mohemmed 'married' a 9 yr old girl and Islamists to this day kill women and girls going to school and stones to death women caught as adulterers, while doing little to the men.

And my proof? the AP, APF, NYTimes, LATimes, La Monde
The Telegraph (from London, in case you were wondering)

As far as killing this thread? Well, gs there is an a**hole in every crowd and looks like today you're it.

JayR30: qsblues: JayR30: I would have said William Faulkner but he blows herpetic goats.

So Faulknet blows goats but Toni Morrison is some kind of pinnacle of literature? Really?

There better be lots of yellow and black in the wedding party.

/just saying

mfaby: qsblues 2009-06-03 12:17:34 PM
Actually, many early Christian founders were brutal pedophiles, sadists and sociopaths who saw women as the prime group of people to exploit in order to further their own interests.

And you base this on what, exactly?

Your own hatred of Christians or can you back it up with some proof, other than a web site?

In actuality you are describing Islam, not Christianity.
After all Mohemmed 'married' a 9 yr old girl and Islamists to this day kill women and girls going to school and stones to death women caught as adulterers, while doing little to the men.

And my proof? the AP, APF, NYTimes, LATimes, La Monde
The Telegraph (from London, in case you were wondering)

As far as killing this thread? Well, gs there is an a**hole in every crowd and looks like today you're it.

Oh here we go ...

I don't "hate" Christianity, or Islam, or any religious group. I've studied the origins of Christianity with Jesuit priests. If you want more proof than a website, then you are more than welcome to go to your public library and research the subject yourself, as I have done. Since a website does not satisfy your needs, then you're not going to get very far using the Internet, are you?

What is it about you religious types that make you all violent when somebody mentions the history and origins of your particular religion? Why can't you people understand that organized religion is responsible for more death and destruction than any other human endeavor? Don't hate the player, hate the game, man!

The Crusades, the Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials ... I could go on, but there's only so much space ...

Organized Religion and Spirituality are almost mutually exclusive to each other.

To hell with this thread.

mfaby: Islamists to this day kill women and girls going to school and stones to death women caught as adulterers, while doing little to the men.

Hey, none of that, "Don't look at us, look at what THEY do" nonsense works, either.

Remember the story about the guy who set KIDS ON FIRE for laughing at him? My source ... The Old Testament in the Bible.

Nice bedtime story.

My guess is here is when you get all different kinds of pissed off and start gettin jiggy with your religious beliefs.

Have at it.

karmaceutical: So Faulknet blows goats but Toni Morrison is some kind of pinnacle of literature? Really?

I would go with that. Yes. Not a big fan of all her work but on what do you base your idea of quality literature? Critical acclaim? They both have it. Other authors endorsing your writing? They both have it. Faulkner blows goats.

My opinion. Like an *sshole, everyone has one.

btw, congrats to Oz Fox. Hope you have a happy state sponsored business/quasi/pseudo matrimonial/indoctrinational/mutually exclusive religious type symbiotic relational thingy or whatever.

I think I may have used her services once is Vegas. She gave the greatest rim jobs and had no problems going ATM, repeatedly.

/congrats

Wait, someone from Stryper got a reasonably hot woman to talk to them without giggling like a school girl the second they said they're a member of a Stryper?

qsblues: btw, congrats to Oz Fox.

Congrats to you; trolling on the Music tab may be shooting fish in a barrel*, but you've whipped up quite a lather. 6/10


/*I don't ever troll; but the music tab is home to quite a few uptight individuals who can't handle the mildest of sarcasm or snark.

WhyteRaven74: Wait, someone from Stryper got a reasonably hot woman to talk to them without giggling like a school girl the second they said they're a member of a Stryper?

PROOF there is a God!

I can picture Stryper's first band meeting...

First order of business, we need a name for the first ever Christian hair metal band. Something forceful. Something that invokes action while remaining totally innocuous and inoffensive.

How about Striper spelled with a "y"?

Perfect! It'll make people think of candy stripers. Volunteering with the sick is totally in line with the band's message. And the "y" gives the whole thing a meaningless edginess. Side benefit: it gives us a built in theme for our spandex jumpsuits. Meeting adjourned. Brad, get to work on those jumpsuits. Kenny, break out the fruit punch and lemon bars. Gentlemen, we are gonna be so famous.

qsblues: Actually, many early Christian founders were brutal pedophiles, sadists and sociopaths who saw women as the prime group of people to exploit in order to further their own interests. And since the pagan religions that were used as the foundation of Christian theology were matriarchal in nature, women were then cast as the one true obstacle (enemy) toward spreading this ideology, thereby preventing them from profiting from the deepest held beliefs and fears of the poor and uneducated.

But I digress. Egyptian hieroglyphics clearly state that sex for profit is not illegal in any way, shape or form. It is a necessity of a properly functioning society, and encouraged and promoted by both religion and government.

blah blah blah citation please blah blah Fark Historian blah blabh