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(Boston Globe) Scary Egyptian man cuts off own penis. Osirisly   (boston.com) divider line 160
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Majick Thise [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 08:19:08 PM  
+1 for the Osirisly

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:11:13 PM  
Egyptian man cuts off his penis, angers Ramses

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:11:47 PM  
pics.livejournal.com

 
where'sandre 2009-05-31 10:13:52 PM  
Well, that will fix 'im.

 
Cuthbert Allgood 2009-05-31 10:14:39 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier 2009-05-31 10:14:53 PM  
Aman. Rah, I see baht you did there subby.

 
Jocundry 2009-05-31 10:14:55 PM  
.Osirisly? Nice. Very nice.

 
thelordofcheese 2009-05-31 10:16:14 PM  
FTFA: [reasons]

But but but.. sanctity!
/suck it, blood drinking zombie worshippers

 
Smeggy Smurf 2009-05-31 10:16:52 PM  
I keep telling people that wanting to get married will wind up with being cut off but do they ever listen?

 
katemonster [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:17:36 PM  
Majick Thise: +1 for the Osirisly

Ditto. Well done, subby.

 
remus 2009-05-31 10:17:44 PM  
That there is some dedication. Seriously.

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2009-05-31 10:17:59 PM  
...he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

That's no reason to go off half-cocked.

 
detfrost1 [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:18:25 PM  
katemonster: Majick Thise: +1 for the Osirisly

Ditto. Well done, subby.


+100 subby.

 
Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:18:45 PM  
Who would've Thoth that this would work? Ptah ptah to this idiot...

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2009-05-31 10:19:59 PM  
detfrost1: katemonster: Majick Thise: +1 for the Osirisly

Ditto. Well done, subby.

+100 subby.


I have to ask, do you understand the significance of +1? Do you realize why it's usually a bunch of TFers saying it?

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:20:15 PM  
"Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families -- and are rarely for love."

Gee. but they make it sound so..happy.

//why didn't they just elope to vegas? that's what all star-crossed lovers do, right? oh, wait..

 
Haplo127x 2009-05-31 10:20:40 PM  
Great headline!

 
Oznog 2009-05-31 10:21:44 PM  
Has anyone tried to take a reading on what percentage of Fark is penis-chopping now??

 
crunch-o-matic 2009-05-31 10:22:14 PM  
thats 1/14th as funny as you thought

 
karlo 2009-05-31 10:24:21 PM  
Best headline I've seen in a long while...

 
Hide your chickens 2009-05-31 10:25:30 PM  
Many years from now, Egyptian scholars will be studying the great figures in their countries history, "Tutankhamen","Amenhotep", and "Dickless".

 
akimbo_gal 2009-05-31 10:26:37 PM  
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: That's no reason to go off half-cocked.

WINNAR!

 
Daienden 2009-05-31 10:27:19 PM  
Wow... I give props to that guy, that must have taken some serious balls. They're probably made of farking titanium. Not that that matters now, but I digress.

 
AuCinaoaMie 2009-05-31 10:27:26 PM  
Oznog: Has anyone tried to take a reading on what percentage of Fark is penis-chopping now??

I am still in a permanent wince.

 
Herunar 2009-05-31 10:28:23 PM  
Where's the hero tag?

 
Smeggy Smurf 2009-05-31 10:29:29 PM  
karlo: Best headline I've seen in a long while...

Somebody high five his face

 
timefishblue 2009-05-31 10:29:33 PM  
His family expected him to find a peer amid the members of his own class.

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:30:47 PM  
We have that in common.

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-05-31 10:31:19 PM  
www.nerve.com

Approves

 
kellynoel [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:32:15 PM  
The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press

That doesn't sound very goddamned official to me.

 
555-FILK 2009-05-31 10:33:03 PM  
Majick Thise: +1 for the Osirisly

Subby

Well-played my friend.

/Class 101 of how headlines need to be typed
//Stupid and funny is the best way

 
Belltower 2009-05-31 10:34:17 PM  
I would do anything for love, but I won't do *that*.

Smeggy Smurf: I keep telling people that wanting to get married will wind up with being cut off but do they ever listen?

Don't be silly. It's my *balls* that are cut off.

 
kellynoel [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:36:16 PM  
the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

Testes are a man's reproductive organs. The member is a sexual organ. Nice try, though.

 
Pribar [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:38:23 PM  
Belltower: I would do anything for love, but I won't do *that*.

Smeggy Smurf: I keep telling people that wanting to get married will wind up with being cut off but do they ever listen?

Don't be silly. It's my *balls* that are cut off.


Yup she doesn't get to cut off the ole penis till the divorce

 
The Madd Man 2009-05-31 10:38:31 PM  
That'll show them!

 
OnmyojiOmn 2009-05-31 10:39:10 PM  

 
StormDawg 2009-05-31 10:39:39 PM  
Wow. That'll show 'em, huh?

 
555-FILK 2009-05-31 10:39:42 PM  
Smeggy Smurf: karlo: Best headline I've seen in a long while...

Somebody high five his face.

www.tmonews.com

 
StormDawg 2009-05-31 10:40:50 PM  
The Madd Man: I meticulously read the entire thread, then failed to hit refresh...

 
JerkyMeat 2009-05-31 10:41:47 PM  
he's an idiot. fark him. In fact, fark the middle east. I would love the complete destruction of Saudi Arabia come to think of it.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:41:48 PM  
OOBE Juan Kenobi, that's...not cool.

Don't tease us with your Crescent Roll Cheese Dog unless you got enough to share with the rest of the class!!

Some people!!

/That looks teste....TASTY!! TASTY!!!

 
darkedgefan 2009-05-31 10:42:44 PM  
ow, ow, ow!

 
parkerflydelux 2009-05-31 10:42:54 PM  
and to think I lost my balls at a golf course by falling off the ball washer. maybe I next time I will.... never mind.

 
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers 2009-05-31 10:43:06 PM  
algonovotododia.files.wordpress.com

The jilted bride.

 
whatshisname 2009-05-31 10:43:43 PM  
Next hell be offering his left nut to the Sky Goddess.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:46:41 PM  
Did you know that...

The mythical origin of the Nile river is that is the result of Osiris' furious fapping?.

When Set killed and mutilated Osiries, he threw all the pieces all over Egypt, including his penis, and that Isis found it inside a fish in the Nile?.

 
Hillbilly Jim 2009-05-31 10:47:11 PM  
At least he can still take it up the "Sphinxter"

 
Turfshoe 2009-05-31 10:47:19 PM  
He'll definitely have trouble walking like an egyptian for a while.

 
BokerBill 2009-05-31 10:48:04 PM  
That's way worse than cutting off your nose to spite your face.

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2009-05-31 10:49:58 PM  
I'm going to Bast in this great headline.

+1 if I could give a +1.

 
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