+1 for the Osirisly

Egyptian man cuts off his penis, angers Ramses

Well, that will fix 'im.

Aman. Rah, I see baht you did there subby.

.Osirisly? Nice. Very nice.

FTFA: [reasons]

But but but.. sanctity!
/suck it, blood drinking zombie worshippers

I keep telling people that wanting to get married will wind up with being cut off but do they ever listen?

Majick Thise: +1 for the Osirisly

Ditto. Well done, subby.

That there is some dedication. Seriously.

...he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

That's no reason to go off half-cocked.

katemonster: Majick Thise: +1 for the Osirisly

Ditto. Well done, subby.

+100 subby.

Who would've Thoth that this would work? Ptah ptah to this idiot...

detfrost1: katemonster: Majick Thise: +1 for the Osirisly

Ditto. Well done, subby.

+100 subby.

I have to ask, do you understand the significance of +1? Do you realize why it's usually a bunch of TFers saying it?

"Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families -- and are rarely for love."

Gee. but they make it sound so..happy.

//why didn't they just elope to vegas? that's what all star-crossed lovers do, right? oh, wait..

Great headline!

Has anyone tried to take a reading on what percentage of Fark is penis-chopping now??

thats 1/14th as funny as you thought

Best headline I've seen in a long while...

Many years from now, Egyptian scholars will be studying the great figures in their countries history, "Tutankhamen","Amenhotep", and "Dickless".

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: That's no reason to go off half-cocked.

WINNAR!

Wow... I give props to that guy, that must have taken some serious balls. They're probably made of farking titanium. Not that that matters now, but I digress.

Oznog: Has anyone tried to take a reading on what percentage of Fark is penis-chopping now??

I am still in a permanent wince.

Where's the hero tag?

karlo: Best headline I've seen in a long while...

Somebody high five his face

His family expected him to find a peer amid the members of his own class.

We have that in common.

Approves

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press

That doesn't sound very goddamned official to me.

Majick Thise: +1 for the Osirisly

Subby

Well-played my friend.

/Class 101 of how headlines need to be typed
//Stupid and funny is the best way

I would do anything for love, but I won't do *that*.

Smeggy Smurf: I keep telling people that wanting to get married will wind up with being cut off but do they ever listen?

Don't be silly. It's my *balls* that are cut off.

the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

Testes are a man's reproductive organs. The member is a sexual organ. Nice try, though.

Belltower: I would do anything for love, but I won't do *that*.

Smeggy Smurf: I keep telling people that wanting to get married will wind up with being cut off but do they ever listen?

Don't be silly. It's my *balls* that are cut off.

Yup she doesn't get to cut off the ole penis till the divorce

That'll show them!

Wow. That'll show 'em, huh?

Smeggy Smurf: karlo: Best headline I've seen in a long while...

Somebody high five his face.

The Madd Man: I meticulously read the entire thread, then failed to hit refresh...

he's an idiot. fark him. In fact, fark the middle east. I would love the complete destruction of Saudi Arabia come to think of it.

OOBE Juan Kenobi, that's...not cool.

Don't tease us with your Crescent Roll Cheese Dog unless you got enough to share with the rest of the class!!

Some people!!

/That looks teste....TASTY!! TASTY!!!

ow, ow, ow!

and to think I lost my balls at a golf course by falling off the ball washer. maybe I next time I will.... never mind.

The jilted bride.

Next hell be offering his left nut to the Sky Goddess.

Did you know that...

The mythical origin of the Nile river is that is the result of Osiris' furious fapping?.

When Set killed and mutilated Osiries, he threw all the pieces all over Egypt, including his penis, and that Isis found it inside a fish in the Nile?.

At least he can still take it up the "Sphinxter"

He'll definitely have trouble walking like an egyptian for a while.

That's way worse than cutting off your nose to spite your face.

I'm going to Bast in this great headline.

+1 if I could give a +1.