I put on my robe and wizard's hat.

I think the real question is America doesn't?!

What a wizard might look like:

Shostie: What a wizard might look like:

over in three.

Shostie: What a wizard might look like:

Strangely enough, that was the first thing I thought of as well.

What a wizard might look like:

submitter:

New Zealand has an official wizard

Did he get tased ???

Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

We've got a Grand Dragon, I've heard.

West Virginia has a wizard too.

Approves.

yeah, didn't they get the wizard years ago? Some banks were cutting all services to the rural areas, leaving people with no banks for up to an hour's drive away. The wizard cursed each bank that did it and named a day of catastrophe, and each bank he cursed suffered horrible problems on that day. So the government appointed him the official wizard and the banks relented.

At least I recall a few days of frenzied news articles to that effect, years ago.

/not from NZ...how close did I get to the actual story of the wiz?

Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Salem Massachusetts has an official witch

We don't have a Wizard because the schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry are all in Europe.

For some reason I can't condone or explain this made me happy.

Edsel: We don't have a Wizard because the schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry are all in Europe.

Not so. Andrew Potter of Innsmouth.

It's loaded with beef: Approves.

An article about wizards in New Zealand on Fark and it takes 10 posts before Gandalf or any other LOTR reference appears?!? Did we all collectively move out of our mom's basements or something?

Lance Uppercut: It's loaded with beef: Approves.

An article about wizards in New Zealand on Fark and it takes 10 posts before Gandalf or any other LOTR reference appears?!? Did we all collectively move out of our mom's basements or something?

Razzle Dazzle Rootbeer.

fernandez: Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Salem Massachusetts has an official witch

So does Alaska... ba-da-bum.

ABC is playing the Harry Potter movies tonight, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies..

/seriously, where how would they portray Americans?

You shall not pass this honorary commendation!

Can't *believe* noone posted this yet! Sheesh!

BackAssward: fernandez: Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Salem Massachusetts has an official witch

So does Alaska... ba-da-bum.

The Good Witch of the North?

/ducks

Yet another reason for me to move there.

My state just has a crappy bard.

No mentions of the Black Sabbath song "The Wizard"?

BackAssward: fernandez: Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Salem Massachusetts has an official witch

So does Alaska... ba-da-bum.

She's more of an official...well, you know the rest of the story.

Fool_Marquis: Yet another reason for me to move there.

My state just has a crappy bard.

Iolo is just fine.

Maus III: Can't *believe* noone posted this yet! Sheesh!

You suck.

Nothing personal.

Wizard?

Fano: Edsel: We don't have a Wizard because the schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry are all in Europe.

Not so. Andrew Potter of Innsmouth.

Don't forget Miskatonic University.

Our magic is WAAAAAY cooler than what those wimps in europe are using.

"What are those, boobies?'

*puke*

Oh damn, I read that as biatch before I responded. Also, don't forget to tip your waitress.

I am the Wizard of my county. Chaotic Neutral for you nerds.

This guy has his own army

Not impressed

A pinball?

Wait, since when Harry Dresden moved to New Zealand?.

/I thought he was American

How 'bout DEMONS AND WIZARDS by URIAH HEEP!

I cannot understate how badly he needs to be knighted with Glamdring.

Is it this guy all grown up?

A wizard did it

Wizard?

So true, so true...

mgshamster: Is it this guy all grown up?

The Wizard was the retarded brother who yelled "California!" all the time, not Fred Savage.

Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Atlanta has a magician.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: mgshamster: Is it this guy all grown up?

The Wizard was the retarded brother who yelled "California!" all the time, not Fred Savage.

I fail. I realized that right after I posted. Been too long since I've seen the movie.

BackAssward

fernandez: Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Salem Massachusetts has an official witch

So does Alaska... ba-da-bum.

So does the Cabinet... zing~!

Black Wolf the Dragonmaster approves:

Jaws_Victim: [The Magician]

I think we're OK as long as you don't draw The Happy Squirrel.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: mgshamster: Is it this guy all grown up?

The Wizard was the retarded brother who yelled "California!" all the time, not Fred Savage.

Also he uses his hands to play a game like a baby.