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(3 News New Zealand) Cool Queen honours the Wizard of New Zealand for 'services to the community'. No, this is not a repeat from 1309 and yes, New Zealand has an official wizard   (3news.co.nz) divider line 133
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Wind Chimes 2009-05-31 04:37:40 PM  
I put on my robe and wizard's hat.

 
Father Jack Hacket [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 05:11:47 PM  
I think the real question is America doesn't?!

 
Shostie [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 05:45:05 PM  
What a wizard might look like:

img43.imageshack.us

 
Dalar [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 05:51:09 PM  
Shostie: What a wizard might look like:

over in three.

 
Quadraton [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 05:59:36 PM  
Shostie: What a wizard might look like:

Strangely enough, that was the first thing I thought of as well.

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 06:00:52 PM  
What a wizard might look like:

i162.photobucket.com

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 06:59:55 PM  
submitter:

New Zealand has an official wizard

Did he get tased ???

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 07:25:40 PM  
Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

We've got a Grand Dragon, I've heard.

 
Fano 2009-05-31 07:26:04 PM  
brianakira.files.wordpress.com

West Virginia has a wizard too.

 
It's loaded with beef 2009-05-31 07:26:45 PM  
puredanger.com

Approves.

 
hyperspacemonkey 2009-05-31 07:26:47 PM  
yeah, didn't they get the wizard years ago? Some banks were cutting all services to the rural areas, leaving people with no banks for up to an hour's drive away. The wizard cursed each bank that did it and named a day of catastrophe, and each bank he cursed suffered horrible problems on that day. So the government appointed him the official wizard and the banks relented.

At least I recall a few days of frenzied news articles to that effect, years ago.

/not from NZ...how close did I get to the actual story of the wiz?

 
boomquita 2009-05-31 07:27:11 PM  
puredanger.com

 
fernandez 2009-05-31 07:28:18 PM  
Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Salem Massachusetts has an official witch

 
Edsel 2009-05-31 07:28:21 PM  
We don't have a Wizard because the schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry are all in Europe.

 
manduwala 2009-05-31 07:28:56 PM  
For some reason I can't condone or explain this made me happy.

 
Fano 2009-05-31 07:30:23 PM  
Edsel: We don't have a Wizard because the schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry are all in Europe.

Not so. Andrew Potter of Innsmouth.

 
Lance Uppercut 2009-05-31 07:31:40 PM  
It's loaded with beef: Approves.

An article about wizards in New Zealand on Fark and it takes 10 posts before Gandalf or any other LOTR reference appears?!? Did we all collectively move out of our mom's basements or something?

 
Fano 2009-05-31 07:32:42 PM  
Lance Uppercut: It's loaded with beef: Approves.

An article about wizards in New Zealand on Fark and it takes 10 posts before Gandalf or any other LOTR reference appears?!? Did we all collectively move out of our mom's basements or something?


Razzle Dazzle Rootbeer.

 
BackAssward [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 07:34:39 PM  
fernandez: Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Salem Massachusetts has an official witch


So does Alaska... ba-da-bum.

 
ginko 2009-05-31 07:37:44 PM  
ABC is playing the Harry Potter movies tonight, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies..

/seriously, where how would they portray Americans?

 
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym 2009-05-31 07:38:38 PM  
You shall not pass this honorary commendation!

 
Maus III 2009-05-31 07:38:41 PM  
Can't *believe* noone posted this yet! Sheesh!

puredanger.com

 
Fano 2009-05-31 07:40:09 PM  
BackAssward: fernandez: Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Salem Massachusetts has an official witch

So does Alaska... ba-da-bum.


The Good Witch of the North?

/ducks

 
Fool_Marquis 2009-05-31 07:42:10 PM  
Yet another reason for me to move there.

My state just has a crappy bard.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-05-31 07:43:21 PM  
No mentions of the Black Sabbath song "The Wizard"?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 07:43:26 PM  
BackAssward: fernandez: Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Salem Massachusetts has an official witch

So does Alaska... ba-da-bum.


She's more of an official...well, you know the rest of the story.

 
Fano 2009-05-31 07:43:55 PM  
Fool_Marquis: Yet another reason for me to move there.

My state just has a crappy bard.


Iolo is just fine.

 
Babies with Rabies [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-31 07:44:44 PM  
Maus III: Can't *believe* noone posted this yet! Sheesh!

You suck.

Nothing personal.

 
Lurkerbunny 2009-05-31 07:46:39 PM  
img.photobucket.com
Wizard?

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 07:48:03 PM  
Fano: Edsel: We don't have a Wizard because the schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry are all in Europe.

Not so. Andrew Potter of Innsmouth.


Don't forget Miskatonic University.

Our magic is WAAAAAY cooler than what those wimps in europe are using.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 07:49:04 PM  
"What are those, boobies?'

*puke*

puredanger.com

 
BackAssward [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 07:52:44 PM  
Oh damn, I read that as biatch before I responded. Also, don't forget to tip your waitress.

 
IceTitan 2009-05-31 07:52:48 PM  
I am the Wizard of my county. Chaotic Neutral for you nerds.

 
Edd17 2009-05-31 07:53:00 PM  
This guy has his own army
www.wizard.gen.nz

 
where'sandre 2009-05-31 07:55:43 PM  
i630.photobucket.com
Not impressed

 
Rossi_84 2009-05-31 07:57:06 PM  
A pinball?

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 07:57:19 PM  
Wait, since when Harry Dresden moved to New Zealand?.

/I thought he was American

 
YFarkingNot 2009-05-31 07:57:21 PM  
How 'bout DEMONS AND WIZARDS by URIAH HEEP!

 
Jaws_Victim 2009-05-31 07:58:10 PM  
www.bluelightlady.com

 
Dave The Slushy 2009-05-31 08:08:43 PM  
I cannot understate how badly he needs to be knighted with Glamdring.

 
mgshamster [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 08:10:30 PM  
Is it this guy all grown up?
videodetective.com

 
ISITTHATOBVIOUS 2009-05-31 08:11:29 PM  
A wizard did it

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-05-31 08:11:40 PM  
Wizard?
img32.imageshack.us
So true, so true...

 
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym 2009-05-31 08:12:28 PM  
mgshamster: Is it this guy all grown up?

The Wizard was the retarded brother who yelled "California!" all the time, not Fred Savage.

 
thelordofcheese 2009-05-31 08:13:39 PM  
Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Atlanta has a magician.

 
mgshamster [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 08:14:20 PM  
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: mgshamster: Is it this guy all grown up?

The Wizard was the retarded brother who yelled "California!" all the time, not Fred Savage.


I fail. I realized that right after I posted. Been too long since I've seen the movie.

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 08:18:05 PM  
BackAssward

fernandez: Father Jack Hacket: I think the real question is America doesn't?!

Salem Massachusetts has an official witch

So does Alaska... ba-da-bum.


So does the Cabinet... zing~!

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 08:20:30 PM  
Black Wolf the Dragonmaster approves:

www.aerojockey.com

 
Rhaab 2009-05-31 08:21:36 PM  
Jaws_Victim: [The Magician]

I think we're OK as long as you don't draw The Happy Squirrel.

 
Fano 2009-05-31 08:22:03 PM  
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: mgshamster: Is it this guy all grown up?

The Wizard was the retarded brother who yelled "California!" all the time, not Fred Savage.


Also he uses his hands to play a game like a baby.

 
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