That is sad. But there are only two certainties in life, death and taxes. And this lady was old...

And, as a spelling/grammar nazi: there's no u in iceberg

The iceberg melted in 1912, Submittard.

bingethinker: The iceberg melted in 1912, Submittard.

So it's victory is posthumous, and oh-so-satisfying.

/got nothing

bingethinker: The iceberg melted in 1912, Submittard.

Prove it. Prove that iceberg is not still floating.

bingethinker: The iceberg melted in 1912, Submittard.


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She bought her ticket, she knew what she was getting into. Let her crash!

/got nothing

And, as a spelling/grammar nazi: there's no u in iceberg

Funny, it didn't look Jewish....

biatch shouldn't have thrown the diamond back.

FTA: Millvina Dean was nine weeks old when the liner sank after hitting an iceberg... Miss Dean, who remembered nothing of the fateful journey...

Really? A whole nine weeks old and wasn't able to remember the trip?

Bah, she was nine weeks old when it happened. That's like the Andrea Doria chick on Seinfeld.

Are the crew of the Love Boat still alive?

Paris1127: That is sad. But there are only two certainties in life, death and taxes. And this lady was old...

And, as a spelling/grammar nazi: there's no u in iceberg

Actually taxes is not a certainty. If you are a one day old baby and you die I am pretty sure you are not paying taxes. I am not trying to be snarky. It is just that this saying always pisses me off by being overused and incorrect.

I wonder if she ever refused to give a BJ with the classic line: 'I'd rather go down on the Titanic.'

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Really? A whole nine weeks old and wasn't able to remember the trip?


You'd think something that tragic and historic would be easy to remember. Could the biatch remember her own phone number?

bingethinker: The iceberg melted in 1912, Submittard.

Good lord, I hope you are joking...the only other possible alternative is that you have no sense of humour, in which case you're in the wrong place.

Iceburg?

I think you mean icehamlet.

A hedgehog was also killed.

I guess her heart won't go on after all.

Good headline, subby!

Her family had been travelling to America, where they hoped to start a new life and open a tobacconist's shop in Kansas.

Another needless death caused by smoking.

Global warming killed the iceberg. The lady won.

Iceberg, Eisenberg what's the difference?

Isn't Iceburg where Mr. Freeze lives?

Here is an artist's rendition of the suspect:

I personally have killed 9 ice cubes today. Don't fark with me...

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And yet Leonardo still lives.


/no justice.

FarkAssMaximus: Paris1127: That is sad. But there are only two certainties in life, death and taxes. And this lady was old...

And, as a spelling/grammar nazi: there's no u in iceberg

Actually taxes is not a certainty. If you are a one day old baby and you die I am pretty sure you are not paying taxes. I am not trying to be snarky. It is just that this saying always pisses me off by being overused and incorrect.

You would be right if that one day old baby was the speaker in this saying. Since he is not, it is probably likely that he experienced taxation. Or, if you really want to stretch it, there will certainly be some sort of governmental fees levied on the hospital stay for the birth. So even then... taxes...

Despite having no memories of the disaster, she always said it had shaped her life, because she should have grown up in the US instead of returning to the UK.

She was fond of saying: "If it hadn't been for the ship going down, I'd be an American."

In 1985 the site of the wreck was discovered and, in her 70s, she found herself unexpectedly in demand on both sides of the Atlantic.

"I think sometimes they look on me as if I am the Titanic!" she said after a visit to a Titanic convention in America. "Honestly, some of them are quite weird about it."

The old dame had moxy. Gotta give her that.

Fano: A hedgehog was also killed.

You owe me a new laptop.

came here for the drawing from Titanic and left sad

Iceburg? Is that anywhere near Pittsburgh?

The sebmittur shoeld chuck his spulling.

Paris1127:
And, as a spelling/grammar nazi: there's no u in iceberg

But there is an I in team, right?

FarkAssMaximus: Paris1127: That is sad. But there are only two certainties in life, death and taxes. And this lady was old...

And, as a spelling/grammar nazi: there's no u in iceberg

Actually taxes is not a certainty. If you are a one day old baby and you die I am pretty sure you are not paying taxes. I am not trying to be snarky. It is just that this saying always pisses me off by being overused and incorrect.

I think they just switched the "e" and the "a", that's all. :)

/got nothing

The iceberg was headed south, right? so it would have melted, right? Right?

Al Gore wants you to believe that the iceberg is gone.

But it's there.

Waiting.

Her childeren should ban together with ice picks and torches and seek their revenge on that iceburg.

Aspergers is the biggest threat to American Security.

//wait, what?

I went to school with a kid whose great grandmother was a Titanic survivor. She was 25 and the only member on the ship from her hometown to survive.

If your parents named you Elizabeth, with all it's myriad nicknames, why on earth would you end up using your second middle name, Millvina?

after this FTFA:

"I think sometimes they look on me as if I am the Titanic!" she said after a visit to a Titanic convention in America. "Honestly, some of them are quite weird about it."

Unimpressed

But she never tired of telling her story.

That picture of her is dying (heh) to be captioned with the word unimpressed.

I was hoping this would degenerate into a vodak fight. Ah, well.

This headline is superior to my own submission, bravo!

Unknown_Poltroon
better late than never.

TOO OLD

muzzrphochr: bingethinker: The iceberg melted in 1912, Submittard.

Prove it. Prove that iceberg is not still floating.

Global warming.

/AGW is revenge for situations that spawn crappy movies