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(YouTube) Obvious In a hastily called press conference, Republican leaders announce their opposition to Supreme Court nominee Jesus Christ   (youtube.com) divider line 90
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skinnycatullus [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 03:11:38 PM  
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, that's funny.

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 03:19:36 PM  
Lame and sloppy.

 
nvmac 2009-05-31 03:20:09 PM  
Oh please, that's so far from reality.

/and then it's clearly not

 
skinnycatullus [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 03:31:13 PM  
Mordant: Lame and sloppy.

Ok, I'll give you sloppy. I wish someone talented had taken the idea and made something truly hilarious.

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 04:20:04 PM  
My balls itch.

 
bogey [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 04:21:13 PM  
Mordant: Lame and sloppy.

It got a chuckle out of me but I'm kinda lame and sloppy myself.

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 04:27:33 PM  
The concept was ok, but it's been done better like the signs slamming Jesus according to the usual Republican election tactics (soft on crime, etc).

This one just made me think of the Under my Bus video the "conservatives" did.

 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 04:29:27 PM  
Mordant: Lame and sloppy.

Shallow and pedantic.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-05-31 05:11:02 PM  
Guy sounds like Bob Odenkirk.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-05-31 05:15:22 PM  
skinnycatullus: Mordant: Lame and sloppy.

Ok, I'll give you sloppy. I wish someone talented had taken the idea and made something truly hilarious.


These

 
BalugaJoe 2009-05-31 05:16:22 PM  
Breaking News: Buckwheet has been shot.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 05:17:11 PM  
The judge of all the Earth is an empathic freak?

 
ChickenTits 2009-05-31 05:17:13 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Guy sounds like Bob Odenkirk.

Anybody catch him on as the sleazy lawyer on Breaking Bad? Best show on T.V.

I miss Mr. Show

 
kleppe 2009-05-31 05:23:34 PM  
Not really put together that well. I laughed at the Fonzie reference.

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-05-31 05:26:29 PM  
Like Jesus could get out of Guantanamo. Humor needs to be at least plausible.

 
Cozret 2009-05-31 05:28:37 PM  
elchip: The judge of all the Earth is an empathic freak?

Christians better hope so. It's the only way anyone will forgive them for what they've done with his teachings.

 
Lost Thought 00 2009-05-31 05:30:26 PM  
Haha, it's funny because Republicans are trying to save your freeloading lib ass from tyrannical socialism. How dare they!

 
Bob16 2009-05-31 05:31:03 PM  
The way everybody disappeared out of the raygun thread i thought the rapture had begun.

 
El Morro 2009-05-31 05:31:13 PM  
Lost Thought 00: Haha, it's funny because Republicans are trying to save your freeloading lib ass from tyrannical socialism. How dare they!

You're trying too hard.

 
HeartBurnKid 2009-05-31 05:31:34 PM  
Lost Thought 00: Haha, it's funny because Republicans are trying to save your freeloading lib ass from tyrannical socialism. How dare they!

0/10

TROLL HARDAR

 
Bob16 2009-05-31 05:34:22 PM  
Lost Thought 00: Haha, it's funny because Republicans are trying to save your freeloading lib ass from tyrannical socialism. How dare they!

What the fark are you talking about?

Repubs can't even rescue THEIR ass from their own screw ups.

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 05:35:18 PM  

 
MindStalker 2009-05-31 05:35:42 PM  
Lost Thought 00: Haha, it's funny because Republicans are trying to save your freeloading lib ass from tyrannical socialism. How dare they!

It would be funny if it was true.

 
yaden24 2009-05-31 05:36:40 PM  
Well, they got Bachmann about right on.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 05:37:58 PM  
Maybe the subpar production quality was intentional? Y'know, the obligatory "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" so that we know this is parody and not the real deal?

/Think Poe's Law.
//Obama could nominate Rush and the Republicans would still try to stonewall the confirmation

 
hej 2009-05-31 05:38:28 PM  
Jesus Christ approves of waterboarding.

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 05:41:34 PM  
We have too hard and not hard enough for Lost Thought. I think the reality is somewhere in between -- to hard on execution, to soft on effort. It's a plausible libbynomore statement if done right.

As for the video, I laughed. Fonzie.

 
Cytokine Storm 2009-05-31 05:46:19 PM  
i294.photobucket.com

 
mesohorny 2009-05-31 05:52:11 PM  
Jesus Christ has withdrawn his nomination after after questions arose in regard to his 30 AD quote saying "I'm pretty sure the son of god can make better decisions than the white man".


its all good though. he was later offered a job at MSNBC as a commentator.

 
NobleHam 2009-05-31 05:57:54 PM  
Shut up, Lost Thought 00, you cock.

 
jake3988 2009-05-31 06:01:33 PM  
skinnycatullus 2009-05-31 03:11:38 PM Jesus Tapdancing Christ, that's funny.
================================

That's the only thing I found funny.

Surely they could've rehashed everything to revolve around Jesus, like how Jesus wants you to give all you money to poor (and how that's socialistic) and other such things.

But they didn't. Pretty pathetic attempt at comedy, I say.

 
Capital A 2009-05-31 06:13:44 PM  
This is completely unrelated but here's the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video (new window).

 
mesohorny 2009-05-31 06:15:31 PM  
Capital A: This is completely unrelated but here's the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video (new window).

now that's funny

 
Krieghund 2009-05-31 06:19:30 PM  
Lost Thought 00: Haha, it's funny because Republicans are trying to save your freeloading lib ass from tyrannical socialism. How dare they!

They should all just leave. That would show us.

No really. Don't let the door hit ya...

 
Shaggy_C 2009-05-31 06:20:54 PM  
lame

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 06:21:25 PM  
Lost Thought 00: Haha, it's funny because Republicans are trying to save your freeloading lib ass from tyrannical socialism. How dare they!

Well then we're farked, because the only things the Republicans can do is fark things up.

 
ilambiquated 2009-05-31 06:23:34 PM  
Mordant: Lame and sloppy.

Do it better smarty pants. We'll wait.

 
ilambiquated 2009-05-31 06:26:26 PM  
I'd do a much better video....
Bb..b.b..but I don't have any video editing software, and I don't have any access to video libraries like those pros do.. and really I just don't have the time!!

 
Erebus1954 2009-05-31 06:28:08 PM  
Clarence Thomas and Miguel Estrada are strangely silent.

 
Evil Ghandi 2009-05-31 06:29:01 PM  
Dr. Mojo PhD: We have too hard and not hard enough for Lost Thought. I think the reality is somewhere in between -- to hard on execution, to soft on effort. It's a plausible libbynomore statement if done right.

As for the video, I laughed. Fonzie.


I say we bring it up to a vote. I vote for "trying too hard".

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 06:31:22 PM  
ilambiquated: I'd do a much better video....
Bb..b.b..but I don't have any video editing software, and I don't have any access to video libraries like those pros do.. and really I just don't have the time!!


Dude, relax. I'm not saying I'd do better, I just hold liberal humor to a higher standard. I don't go out and produce my own version of a movie when I see one I don't like either.

As I said above, the campaign ads someone did a while back with all of the republican slogans bashing Jesus was original and well executed. this was just not very polished.

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 06:32:35 PM  
meh

 
sacrileg 2009-05-31 06:35:27 PM  
i like how liberals don't just heap praise on something because its bashes conservatives

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 06:35:33 PM  
unless, of course, Jesus was loaded with lots of Cash. then he'd be a done deal.

 
Jonny Chimpo 2009-05-31 06:41:11 PM  
THERE ARE TOO MANY CATHOLICS ON THE SUPREME COURT ALREADY!!!

 
Mrstupid7 2009-05-31 06:43:00 PM  
Now that we're posting random videos, check this (^) out!

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 06:44:32 PM  
Jonny Chimpo: THERE ARE TOO MANY CATHOLICS ON THE SUPREME COURT ALREADY!!!

jesus was a jew.

haven't you seen the bumper sticker?

 
Jonny Chimpo 2009-05-31 06:52:22 PM  
brainiac-dumdum: Jonny Chimpo: THERE ARE TOO MANY CATHOLICS ON THE SUPREME COURT ALREADY!!!

jesus was a jew.

haven't you seen the bumper sticker?


JESUS CAN'T BE JEWISH!!! THEY KILLED HIM!!! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN "THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST"!!!

/If this video is parodying "Republicans", why can't I?

 
Bob16 2009-05-31 06:52:41 PM  
From what i have heard it was actually Nancy's father that made raygun such a nutty right winger.

You have to remember that Nancy was quite the vacant ("Just say no") biatch. Raygun might have been just your average scumbag repub without her but she really pushed him over the edge.

Remember where he started off his presidential campaign ? That alone tells you the mans soul was as black as midnight.

 
Bob16 2009-05-31 06:53:48 PM  
right post wrong thread

 
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