Did they replace them with Folgers Crystals?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Did they replace them with Folgers Crystals?

Yes...but apparently, somebody noticed.

Dammit, I want me a Hylian Loach. My bid is in.

I bet it's under his hat.

/just ask him to tip his hat

Don't know anything about fishing, but wouldn't they have the possibility of changing?

Ted Williams used to fish not far from here. For $1000, I'll take you there myself.

Toshiro Mifune's Empty Pringles Container: Did they replace them with Folgers Crystals?

Dude, people are wondering if you're still around. Glad to see you are.

I have Ted Williams's poop.

Who's Ted William?

HeathSteele: Ted Williams used to fish not far from here. For $1000, I'll take you there myself.

Toshiro Mifune's Empty Pringles Container: Did they replace them with Folgers Crystals?

Dude, people are wondering if you're still around. Glad to see you are.

They ran out!?.

I thought those secrets were owned by the Nissen Bread Company?

Yeah uhmmmmm...What if the spots are grown over or inaccessible?

Having taken up bass fishing recently I can see why somebody would steal notes.

It's actually a secret map indicating where the lost Red Sox GOLD is!!

The movie will be "Like a baseball version of National Treasure, also starring Nicholas Cage and Jon Voight"

grumpygrouper: Who's Ted William?

Came to say this. In that trolling mood tonight.

Doc Batarang: It's actually a secret map indicating where the lost Red Sox GOLD is!!

The movie will be "Like a baseball version of National Treasure, also starring Nicholas Cage and Jon Voight"

Forget National Treasure. Get Youkilis and they can remake Goonies.

Eh, it'll probably get outbid by Joe DiMaggio's notes on sex with Marilyn Monroe anyway.

Did you check the freezer?

I thought they were frozen in his neck along with his head?

Which are worth more. That they're Ted William's notes or that they're the lost secret of good fishing locations?

I' bet they're worth tens of hundreds of dollars.

dasc: Which are worth more. That they're Ted William's notes or that they're the lost secret of good fishing locations?

I' bet they're worth tens of hundreds of dollars.

You should see how many pennies I have.

HeathSteele: Dude, people are wondering if you're still around. Glad to see you are.

Heh, as is always the case with me, you just have to know which rock to look under - but here I am!


Lionel Mandrake: Yes...but apparently, somebody noticed.

BWAH!

I heard Ted Williams' tunnel was filled with polyps and very soft "Cheez-It" particles.

DeadZone: Did you check the freezer?

Uncle Ebenezer

Do you like fish sticks?

where they ice fishing spots?

blicero: Do you like fish sticks?

No.

/Wanted for questioning

/also wanted for questioning

sterben

I see what you and Swiper did there.

/Swiper, no swiping!

Karma Curmudgeon: DeadZone: Did you check the freezer?

Uncle Ebenezer

Seize her with a tweezer.

So I live on Madeira Road, which is adjacent to Ted Williams Way here in Islamorada. Ted Williams' Florida-based fishing holes are still being plied by the same captains that once took him fishing - Billy Knowles and George Hommel, to name a couple - and pictures of him with a few 100+ lb. tarpon are on the wall at Mangrove Mike's Cafe.

So, who needs his notes? Just come down here to Islamorada, meet Billy at Lorelei for breakfast, and go find them yourself.

As a Sawx fan and a fisherman, I would be interested in a peek at that.

Why would someone doe this? I do not know the answer but it makes me very sad at the missing letter!

Were they hidden in his armoire?


/can't believe no one has posted this yet

I read that as "fisting". It was definitely an interesting mental image.

People are selling fishing hole tips? Times are tough.

Someone stole my copy of Ted Williams' only gay porn video "The Splendid Sphincter".

grumpygrouper: Who's Ted William?

gambit60

That sounds like the best thing anybody could do about right now.

Came for the Ted-Williams-in-a-FUTURAMA-bell-jar reference
Leaving satisfied.

At first I thought Ted Williams was that guy who runs the anti-gay church that protests military funerals.

Then I thought it was the guy whose plane crashed a few months ago, and some hiker found his remains.

Then I started thinking about the guy who jumped out of the plane with a briefcase of stolen money a few decades ago, but they never found him.

Then I figured Ted Williams was the Unabomber.

By the time I realized it was some sports person, I wasn't paying too much attention to the story any more.

lostcat: At first I thought Ted Williams was that guy who runs the anti-gay church that protests military funerals.

Then I thought it was the guy whose plane crashed a few months ago, and some hiker found his remains.

Then I started thinking about the guy who jumped out of the plane with a briefcase of stolen money a few decades ago, but they never found him.

Then I figured Ted Williams was the Unabomber.

By the time I realized it was some sports person, I wasn't paying too much attention to the story any more.

Maybe this should've been put in the Sports Links. I'm guessing you never go there.

OK, I'll be the boring one in this thread. Ted Williams the famous fisherman is not the same person as Ted Williams the famous Red Sox player. People have been confusing them for decades.

We will now return to your regularly-scheduled wit, snark, trolling, and puns.

"I'm Teddy farking ballgame, from the major farking leagues!"

John Buck 41: lostcat: At first I thought Ted Williams was that guy who runs the anti-gay church that protests military funerals.

Then I thought it was the guy whose plane crashed a few months ago, and some hiker found his remains.

Then I started thinking about the guy who jumped out of the plane with a briefcase of stolen money a few decades ago, but they never found him.

Then I figured Ted Williams was the Unabomber.

By the time I realized it was some sports person, I wasn't paying too much attention to the story any more.

At least you didn't mistake him for Ted Weems.

Nakito: OK, I'll be the boring one in this thread. Ted Williams the famous fisherman is not the same person as Ted Williams the famous Red Sox player. People have been confusing them for decades.



LOLWUT?

They are indeed one and the same Teddy Ballgame. He once said that he was a much better fisherman than he was a baseball player.

/he was a pretty mean war pilot as well
//they don't make 'em like they used to

Is he still conducting the London symphony orchestra?